Chapter Twenty-Three: The Fart Talisman
The stick terrier sitting next to Jia Zhang's listened to Xu Damao's words, looked at the stupid pillar, and prayed in his heart, Dasha Zhu, you can admit this matter, the master thanks you for your eight generations of ancestors.
Today, the master also poured blood mold and stole the chicken, but he didn't eat it, and was taken away by Yan Fugui, a little old man, thinking of this, he stared at Yan Fugui fiercely, and his little fist clenched tightly.
Yan Fugui also felt something, what happened to the rabbit cub today, he was always staring at himself, he was still full of anger, and he had to communicate with Teacher Ran tomorrow.
"Xu Damao, you are really itchy, is the master going to the courtyard to steal your old hen? Do you have any proof? ”
Xu Damao has no evidence, it's just speculation, the key is to know that Silly Zhu has no way to explain the origin of the chicken.
"And where do you say your chickens came from?"
Silly Zhu also stiffened, this chicken is really hard to explain, it turns out that he is waiting for himself here!
"Where do you care where I came from, anyway, if I don't take your family, can't I buy a chicken?"
Qin Huairu knew that the chicken was definitely not stolen by Silly Zhu, she knew very well who Silly Zhu was, this chicken should have been taken from the factory canteen, and everyone knew this kind of thing.
But I can't say it, I have to come out and help me speak, this is my long-term meal ticket.
"Da Mao, you can't say that your chicken is stolen, and others can't eat chicken, right?"
Silly Zhu glanced at Qin Huairu gratefully, Sister Qin is still reliable at a critical time!
The other people in the compound also felt that Qin Huairu was reasonable, and they all looked at Qin Huairu with strange eyes, and the two of them were really unclear.
"Silly Zhu, I just lost the chicken in my house, and you cooked the chicken in the pot, explain where your chicken came from? That's a reasonable request, right? ”
Lou Xiao'e didn't know why Silly Zhu couldn't explain it, and she now began to think that Silly Zhu was a chicken thief.
Liu Haizhong also followed Lou Xiao'e and asked, beating the water dog, wasn't it very majestic yesterday?
"Yes, Xiao'e's request is very reasonable, silly Zhu, can you explain where your chickens come from?"
Silly Zhu looked at the bangs fiercely, this grandson obviously knows where this chicken came from, this is to announce his personal vendetta and resent his fight with him yesterday!
You wait for the master, find a time to hammer you again, gritting your teeth and spitting out word by word.
"Can't I buy it?"
Yi Zhonghai felt entangled in this problem, it was easy to have an accident, so he wanted to help talk, but Xu Damao took the lead.
"What market did you buy it in?"
Silly Zhu ignored Xu Damao at all, looked at all the people looking at him, and said sharply: "You don't care if I buy it in the place, Chaoyang Market, Xidan Market, you can guess it yourself." ”
Labor and management can just talk about two places, you can really go to the market to ask!
Yan Fugui probably calculated the time for the two places to go back and forth, and looked at the stupid pillar, this is a better reason to lie, he hasn't spoken for so long, he should also speak out.
"Silly Zhu, it takes 1 hour to go back and forth between Dongdan and Chaoyang, you can't match this time, according to the time of getting off work, you go anywhere, you should just come back now."
Silly Zhu was really dumbfounded, he didn't expect Yan Fugui to be so calculating, so he could only throw down a word of Laipi, hugging his arms and ignoring it, see what you can do to me!
Qin Huairu also wanted to come out to help Silly Zhu, but was twisted by Jia Zhang's family, the meaning of coercion is self-evident, Silly Zhu is almost bound to lose, and he also went up to give jokes, why is he so stupid.
See if you still dare to keep the chicken for yourself and give the salty lunch to your home?
Her chrysanthemum face also laughed, and her eyes narrowed into a slit.
"Silly Zhu, you're lying, it seems that you really stole this chicken!"
Silly Zhu was too lazy to take care of Jia Zhang's old witch, but his eyes looked at the stick terrier next to Jia Zhang's with deep meaning.
He also reacted now, this ** became this rabbit cub who stole it, and he would steal soy sauce in the afternoon, just to roast the chicken.
The stick terrier stupid pillar looked panicked, and glared back at the stupid pillar, this damn stupid pillar, you can admit it, give this thunder to the master, and say thank you to your eighth-generation ancestors!
Qin Hairu also noticed the expressions and actions of the stupid pillar and the stick terrier, and sighed in her heart, could it be that this chicken was stolen by the stick terrier?
It's also up and down in my heart.,If you really want to check it like this, sooner or later, you'll have to find the stick terrier.,If that's the case.,Then you can only let the stupid pillar admit it.,Let's take a look first.。
Xu Damao jumped up, pointed to the stupid pillar, and asked the three masters for an explanation.
"Three masters, look at the attitude of the stupid pillar! Report to the public security, you must report to the public security, moth, you go to the public security bureau now. ”
Yi Zhonghai, who had been silent for a long time, hurriedly stood up, it is absolutely not allowed to report to the public security, this is the bottom line he gave to this matter.
The price of an old hen is only one dollar, and he decided to let the stupid pillar pay this money and settle the matter.
"Da Mao, don't worry, it's not decided yet, what do you want?"
Xu Damao was very happy in his heart, old guy, I have been waiting for your words for a long time, and I was about to open my mouth, but Zhang Shaofeng grabbed the front.
Zhang Shaofeng knew that Yi Zhonghai was ready to let Silly Zhu take the blame, and it should be time for him to appear, so he ridiculed Yi Zhonghai by the way.
"Yi Zhonghai, is there a contradiction in your words? This person has not yet found out, and he began to talk about compensation, which does not conform to the logic of the matter! ”
The usual calm on Yi Zhonghai's face is gone, and he has a rare anger, looking at Zhang Shaofeng hatefully, this kid will be against labor and management for a day, don't let me catch your handle, I will have to drive you out of the compound when the time comes.
Xu Damao was interrupted to ask for money, and he was very unhappy.
"Madman, what's the matter with you here? Get out of the way. ”
"Forgot about yesterday's slap?"
Zhang Shaofeng glanced at Xu Damao, just this grandson, give him a fart talisman first, and let you set up the character of the "fart king" first, because the grandson dances the most happily.
After Zhang Shaofeng finished using it, he hid far away, and he didn't know how powerful this talisman was, so there was nothing wrong with staying away.
Xu Damao was about to speak, his whole body was cool, and his stomach began to gurgle non-stop, but he had no desire to go to the toilet, and he didn't care, so he wanted to take Zhang Shaofeng back.
"Sun ...... Bang"
Bangs were standing next to Xu Damao, and with such a sudden explosion, he jumped away in fright.
"Da Mao, what are you doing? Playing with firecrackers? ”
Bangs made up the scene with his own brain, and Xu Damao wanted to use firecrackers to deal with rising Shaofeng.
Lou Xiao'e on the side was so frightened that she patted her chest and fanned her nose at the same time, she didn't dare to get too close to Xu Damao anymore, a fart could sound like this!
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Fugui both looked at Xu Damao with disgust, what is this eating, can make this movement, and fan their noses with their hands.
Silly Zhu seized the opportunity to discredit Xu Damao.
"Sun Tzu, if you are dissatisfied with a madman, you can't use such a weapon! Look at the three uncles who almost made you collapse? ”
There was a burst of boos, spitting, and laughter.
Of course, everyone is just joking, this is a physiological phenomenon, beyond reproach, it's just that everyone has been in a meeting for a long time, and it's just a transfer.
Xu Damao's face was flushed, and he didn't know why he had the urge to put it out, and it was quite comfortable to put the whole person, but after listening to the words of the stupid pillar, he naturally couldn't admit it.
"Silly pillar...... Bang"
A loud bang came from behind Xu Damao, as if to tell everyone that the previous one was just an experimental product, and this thing was the real finished product.
The people who were standing behind Xu Damao for the meeting were annoyed, and the smell was blowing in their direction.
"Xu Damao, you are so deliberate, right?"
"Grandson, what are you going to do with this earth-shattering?"
"Sun Tzu, can you make a prophet!"
……
Lou Xiao'e was so shocked that she moved some distance away again, and looked at Xu Damao with some stunnedness.
I was speechless, so I couldn't pay attention to it, this was a public place!
Just as he was about to let him control it, before the words could be spoken, Xu Damao, who was dancing and preparing to explain, released two rings in a row and responded to everyone.
"Bang, bang"
Xu Damao stood alone in place, and at the scene of the social death in an instant, everyone looked at him quietly, and time seemed to stand still, lasting for a full 30 seconds.