Chapter Twenty-Four: You Are Welcome
The stupid pillar had already jumped away, which would make his stomach hurt a little from laughing, and he squatted on the ground to relieve it.
Xu Damao, you are addicted....hahaha! ”
The bangs are also adapted to Xu Damao's often unexpected sounds, but they are very disgusting!
"Da Mao, you lean back a little, otherwise this meeting will not be able to open again."
The people around him also began to spread outward, keeping enough distance from Xu Damao, leaving Xu Damao alone in the center.
"I don't know what's going on....... bang!"
Xu Damao rang once every ten seconds, and he was embarrassed, he hadn't eaten today, how could there be such a ridiculous phenomenon?
The three masters don't know how to hold this meeting, they can't hold a meeting, Xu Damao's side comes here from time to time!
"Why don't you deal with this tomorrow?"
Yan Fugui considered himself an intellectual, and he could not bear this kind of scene and put forward his own suggestions.
Xu Damao was anxious, how could this work?
He doesn't want to be damn angry! I can't control it!
It's already like this, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and he doesn't care.
Besides, this is a physiological phenomenon, what does the meeting have to do with this?
"That's not good, three masters,
'Bang', if you don't deal with it, I'll 'bang' and report to the police, I can't wait for tomorrow. ”
The sound of the three masters, followed by a sound, it seemed to be deliberate, which made Yan Fugui's face turn green with anger.
Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore, for the sake of a chicken, embarrassed in front of the public, what was Xu Damao's mind thinking?
"Da Mao, let's go back first, let's talk about the chicken tomorrow."
Xu Damao was so angry in his heart! I bear the burden of humiliation,
"You scumbag, 'bang', I haven't said you yet! People can't look at an old hen at home, and they stay and go, 'bang'. ”
The people around looked at Xu Damao up and down, it was very funny, this would have to go on, how could there be no meeting!
This is a rare news material, Xu Damao's three kneeling yesterday did not sound, plus this should be famous in the rolling mill, the name has been thought of - "fart king Xu Damao".
Therefore, they all followed Xu Damao to shout to finish the meeting.
The three masters glanced at each other and discussed, and now it is not possible to continue to open.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Xu Damao cautiously, and waited for him to finish ringing before speaking, worried that this grandson would deliberately make it bad.
"Xu Damao, you stand on the right and don't move, everyone else stands on the left, let's continue the meeting."
After such a fuss, the meeting was interrupted, and many people forgot what they just said.
Zhang Shaofeng hurried out, and he had to lead the clues to the stick terrier.
"Silly Zhu did not steal the old hen, at that time Silly Zhu was carrying half a chicken at the gate of the compound, I saw it, it was a rooster, you can look at the chicken in the pot, look for the head of the chicken."
Yan Fugui was the first to stand up, opened the lid of the casserole, and fished for a long time, his face was full of intoxication, and his saliva was about to fall into the pot.
The chicken head opened the lid and saw it, but he was reluctant to smell this smell and wanted to smell more.
"It's indeed a rooster head, you all have a look, there's a cockscomb, Xiao'e, come and see clearly."
Yan Fugui held the head of the chicken with a spoon and showed it to the people in the courtyard.
Lou Xiao'e also saw that she understood, knowing that she was wronged and stupid, and nodded at Xu Damao.
Most of the people didn't think that Silly Zhu would steal chickens, and there were not many surprises.
Now things seem to be getting more and more confused, who stole the old hen?
Qin Huairu's premonition became stronger and stronger, she glared at Zhang Shaofeng fiercely, the stuffy gourd has been like a disaster star for her family in the past two days, and it will be nothing good for him to appear.
Silly Zhu looked at Zhang Shaofeng suspiciously, not knowing why he wanted to help him, but now was the time to clean up Xu Damao, so he walked towards Xu Damao with his sleeves rolled.
"Xu Damao, labor and management have said that it was not me who stole the chicken, now you say that this matter is over, right?"
Xu Damao is even more embarrassed now, he swore that he stole it from the stupid pillar, and now the stupid pillar has proven that he didn't do it, what can I do?
Looking at the stupid pillar that came over with a menacing momentum, he was a little frightened, because the surroundings were empty, and even Lou Xiao'e was far away.
"Silly pillar, what do you want to do? You don't have anything to lose, you just have to take the chicken back. ”
"Bang", Xu Damao was so anxious that he let go first, making the stupid pillar pause, and he was so angry that he almost forgot about this stubble.
"Grandson, today not only smashed my door and broke into the house, but also slandered labor and management, this matter will not be counted like this today, and the master will also go to the Public Security Bureau."
Xu Damao never thought that Silly Zhu would come back, so he was anxious and didn't choose what to say.
"Then report to the public security, who is afraid of whom, the chicken in your pot stole the canteen in the factory, and the labor and management were the first to report you."
Silly Zhu immediately became angry, this is to give you face!
If you really want to poke this thing up, not only will you lose your job, but you will also have to be arrested and sent to prison, and even eat peanuts.
rushed directly to Xu Damao, daring to take this out and say it, it would be a tear of the face, and it didn't matter if Xu Damao was still farting.
"Sun Tzu, you think that the labor and management don't know about blackmailing villagers for bribes, and today I have to let you know that there is a great one."
Of course, Xu Damao would not fight hard with the stupid pillar, and quickly fled to the crowd in the courtyard.
Everyone is very embarrassed in their hearts, you are a fart king, drilling into the pile, and there is a sound behind you, whoever can stand it will automatically get out of the way.
In fact, it is not necessary, because the effective time of the fart charm is ten minutes, and the time limit has passed.
The venue instantly became a place for the two to expose each other's shortcomings and chase each other, which was chaotic and made the three uncles lose face.
Yi Zhonghai jumped like thunder, "You two hurry up and stop, stupid pillar come back to me." ”
Seeing that Xu Damao hadn't sounded for a long time, Liu Haizhong also stood up and helped Yi Zhonghai maintain order.
"Do you two still take our three masters into account, and do you still want to solve the problem?"
Yan Fugui also added, "You don't want to have a meeting?" If the trouble continues, then this matter will be settled. ”
Silly Zhu stared at Xu Damao with a pair of bull's eyes, raising his big fist, full of threats.
"Hmph, wait for the master."
"Phew, who's afraid of whom!"
Yi Zhonghai pressed it with his hand to calm everyone down, turned his head to look at Xu Damao, and said how to deal with it.
"Da Mao, it's really your fault for slamming the door, you paid a dollar to the stupid pillar and asked him to fix the door, do you admit it?"
Xu Damao glanced at Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu, he was really afraid of reporting to the police, and he was unwilling, the old hen hadn't been found yet, so he paid a dollar first.
Or Lou Xiao'e came out and agreed to Yi Zhonghai, and took out a dollar and gave it to Silly Zhu, which can be regarded as relieving Xu Damao.
Seeing that Xu Damao was no longer ringing, everyone also gathered around, but the vigilance in their hearts did not relax.
Silly Zhu got a piece of money in his hand, his heart blossomed, and he raised the money in his hand and continued to salt Xu Damao's wound.
"Sun Tzu, you are welcome to slander, this money is too easy to make!"
Xu Damao was so angry that his face became even darker, and he couldn't say anything, he was so aggrieved that he vowed to find the chicken thief and get the loss back.
"Three uncles, what do you say about the theft of the old hen? The compound can't give me an explanation, so I can only go to the police. ”
Yi Zhonghai and the three of them didn't know what to do, the clue was broken all of a sudden, and the three of them were not public security and had no ability to solve the case.
However, it is absolutely not allowed to report to the police.