Chinatown, New York

Neighborhood Theatre

"Jingwu Heroes" performance

On stage, an off-white husky stands with his feet upright, holds nunchucks, and gives a beautiful slalom kick.

'Smack! ’

The plaque with the four men written on it was smashed by a kick.

The audience suddenly burst into cheers.

Natasha. Romanloff sat in the last row of the auditorium, watching and recording in his notebook:

Surveillance target: Husky

Reason for surveillance: Subject exhibits unusual behavior from a normal dog.

Unusual behavior includes:

Walk upright.

Proficient in the use of nunchucks, Jeet Kune Do is very good, and his strength is quite good.

It can continuously make anthropomorphic sounds such as 'ah-da' and 'me-da'.

will send flying kisses to the audience.

There will be a noticeable physiological reaction to the sight of a beautiful woman.

Analyse:

Although the target has many unbelievable behaviors, it is still normal after on-site assessment.

It may be that the target is very talented, and the owner has trained it to be versatile with great training skills.

Hazard Rating: Low

Recruitment value: None

Handling suggestions: Regularly follow up and observe, and contact the owner to see if the owner has a good ...

"Hi, hello."

A nice voice came from the side, and Natasha looked up to see a Chinese man standing beside her, smiling and greeting her.

"My name is Jiang Han, and I am the director and screenwriter of this neighborhood theater."

"Hello." Natasha reached out and shook Jiang Han gently.

Although she has read countless people, Jiang Han's handsome face still makes her heart flutter.

"Sir, you're looking for me..."

"Hmm... Let's do a customer survey. ”

Jiang Han sat down next to Natasha and pointed to the notebook in her hand.

"It's so lively on stage, but you keep your head down and write, it seems that the story I made up can't arouse your interest."

"Oh oh, I'm sorry, I'm just going to have to get some work done as soon as possible."

Natasha quickly closed the notebook, pointed to the husky, and said sincerely, "Swear to God, this is the best stage play I've ever seen." ”

On the stage, the battle has entered the white heat, and the huskies are beating a group of islanders who have a good life.

Natasha exclaimed: "The lineup is so huge, the investment in this show is not low." ”

"What are you going to do?" Jiang Han shook his hand, "The sets are all made by myself, and the actors are also enthusiastic neighbors who play with zero pay." ”

"That's... And what about the husky? Natasha asked casually.

In fact, huskies are exactly what she came here for.

It's too famous, and it's too dog-like.

So S.H.I.E.L.D. needs to find out if the husky is some kind of monster with special abilities.

But judging by Natasha's current analysis, no.

Of course, further confirmation is required.

Jiang Han laughed: "That's my own dog, and I don't need to be paid, two ribs can be used." ”

Natasha was surprised, "Did you train the dog?" ”

"Of course! How's that, awesome, right? ”

"It's amazing." Natasha moved closer to Jiang Han and asked in a low voice, "How did you train it like a human?" ”

"Hmm... It's hard to say for a while, but the general rule is not to treat it like a dog, but like a human. ”

Jiang Han said serious nonsense, "Gradually, it won't treat itself as a dog." ”

"I see."

If it were a change of time, Natasha would not believe such nonsense.

However, the facts are in front of us, and on stage, the husky is performing one-handed push-ups to hard back the dislocated bone.

The expression is called a in place.

"It's amazing." Natasha admired it from the bottom of her heart.

"It's my greatest honor to be praised by beautiful women, you must come to cheer often, and we are going to prepare a "Liang Zhu" next week."

"Liang Zhu?"

"Hmm... It's probably your Romeo and Juliet. ”

"Yes." Natasha asked curiously, "That husky plays Romeo?" ”

"Well, it's still undecided."

Jiang Han leaned towards Natasha, "Of course, if you are willing to play Juliet, I don't mind taking on another starring role, and by the way, change the happy ending." ”

Natasha didn't mind Jiang Han touching her shoulder to shoulder, intentionally or unintentionally: "Are you Oriental people so subtle in conversation?" ”

"Then I'll go straight to it."

Jiang Han raised his eyebrows, "Do you want to go home with me tonight, I'll let the husky perform a backflip for you, and you will help me wipe my lipstick." ”

Natasha actually hoped that Jiang Han was not joking.

Unfortunately, even if it's true, it can't.

She's leaving.

"I'm sorry... I'm heading back to Los Angeles. ”

Natasha looked at Jiang Han with a smile for a while, and then suddenly had an idea.

"That's right... It occurred to me that... If you have a business, you might be interested. ”

"Of course I'm interested in making money."

"Introduce yourself first." Natasha pulled out a business card from her bag, "My name is Natasha. Romanov is the personal assistant to the Chairman of the Stark Group. ”

Jiang Han pretended to be surprised: "The chairman of the Stark Group? Tony. Stark? Iron Man? ”

"Yes!" Natasha nodded.

This is indeed her current identity, and S.H.I.E.L.D. sent her to break into the Stark Group as an assistant to Iron Man.

But she didn't know that her disguised identity had already been seen through by Jiang Han, a traverser.

When he saw her in the audience, Jiang Han knew her true identity.

Actual S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, nicknamed Black Widow.

"Is Mr. Stark alright?" Jiang Han pretended to be worried, "I read the news that he was attacked in Europe. ”

Yesterday's news was all about this, Stark was having fun racing cars at Monaco.

Suddenly!

A Russian tattooed man in half-mechanical armor appears on the track, holding a high-powered electric whip and nearly splitting Stark in half.

It's a good race car, and he made it into a large SM scene.

"Don't worry, Mr. Stark is fine."

Natasha laughed, "You should have seen it on TV, he put on the steel suit in time and subdued the Russian." ”

"That's good." Jiang Han breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, I digress, you just said... Have a business to take care of me? ”

"That's right, the day after tomorrow is Mr. Stark's birthday, and you... And your dog, are you interested in putting on a show at his birthday party? ”

Natasha came on the fly.

As Stark's personal assistant, she was supposed to plan Stark's birthday party.

Calling Jiang Han over can not only add a wonderful program to the party, but also observe Jiang Han and his huskies up close.

See if it's really no threat.

Kill two birds with one stone.

After thinking for a while, Jiang Han showed a charming smile: "Of course I do." ”

"It won't affect your rehearsal and performance of "Liang Zhu" next week, right?"

"It doesn't matter, this stage show doesn't make money at all, it was originally to make money and attract investment."

Jiang Han told the truth this time, he held a stage play and asked the huskies to do something unbelievable, just to attract people with hearts.

For example, the one in front of you.

But it doesn't show its true strength.

Jiang Han continued: "It is my honor to perform for Iron Man, and it is the best marketing momentum. ”

"Great." Natasha thought slightly, "The performance fee is 20,000 US dollars, and we will pay all the travel expenses, is there a problem?" ”

"There's a problem, in Los Angeles... Can I still see you? ”

"Of course~"

Natasha took out a business card from the crack and handed it to Jiang Han, "I'm leaving, here's my phone number, contact me when you're ready." ”

"There will be a meeting later, looking forward to our meeting again."

Natasha smiled sweetly and got up to leave.

After seeing her figure disappear, Jiang Han put the business card under his nose and sniffed it intoxicatedly.

Then, sigh softly.

It was exactly three months after the crossing, and it seemed that the days of peace and ease were coming to an end.

Jiang Han, a traverser, is a human being in two lives, and has one name.

In his previous life, he was a college student, and on a dark and windy night, he and his classmates were eating hot pot and singing songs at the supper stall.

Seeing that the girl at the next table was teased by a group of hooligans, she immediately stepped forward collectively to see righteousness and bravery.

The ruffian hooligan is the opponent of the righteous college students, and he was defeated by dividing five by two.

But when it came to the pursuit stage, Jiang Han accidentally stepped on a beer bottle and lost his balance, and the back of his head hit the ground.

There is no more below.

And the original owner of this body is a Chinese mother, who stays at home every day and is idle, and the only outdoor exercise is walking the dog.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I became an adult, my parents were in a car accident.

The economic source was cut off, and what could not be done, and the fighting spirit of survival was suddenly lost.

So, on the same dark and windy night, the original owner swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills and choked to death.

Okay, you don't want your life, Lao Tzu took it.

Jiang Han grew up under the red flag, and his three views were stable, and the reason for the original owner's suicide was not a matter at all in his opinion.

Even if he later found out that he came to the extremely dangerous world of American comics, he was not afraid at all.

Because, the crossing came with two strange books for him.

"On the Self-cultivation of Taoism"

Fantastic Beasts

The title of the first book is easy to understand, and it is used to practice all kinds of magical Taoist voodoo spells and summoning techniques.

Jiang Han is unremittingly researching.

The second book contains the primordial gods of various exotic beasts in Chinese mythology, and also records their appearance, abilities and conduct in detail.

And... Possession standards.

As long as you find a suitable animal body in this world, and let the alien beast primordial god in the book possess you, the alien beast can come to this world.

For example, the high-spirited husky on the stage.

Don't look at his usual stinky farts and lust, and his appetite is amazing.

But when it's really time to fight hard, he will turn into a fire unicorn and kill all sides, and waiting for three or five Captain America is not his opponent at all.

In addition to the husky, Jiang Han also has a palm-sized turtle in his house, which was caught from the river three months ago.

Its basalt tortoise shell is comparable to vibranium in hardness, and the extradimensional space under the tortoise shell is enough to decorate a one-bedroom and one-living room.

In the past three months, Jiang Han has only found a suitable body for the primordial gods of these two strange beasts.

Because it is the least picky of the two beasts.

The others, one by one, were more picky, and Jiang Han had never found a suitable body for any of them.

But now... There seems to be a chance.

Jiang Han saw that the people around him were concentrating on watching the performance, and with a slight wave of his right hand, "Fantastic Beasts Breeding Encyclopedia" came to his hand.

Then, open one of the pages:

饕鬄 (tāo tiè):

One of the four fierce beasts, with four eyes and black skin, a long neck and four legs, fierce and greedy.

Miscellaneous soldiers clean up artifacts, can selectively clean up weak chicken enemies on the battlefield, and as they continue to grow, their appetite will grow.

When cultivated to the highest level, you can swallow stars in one bite.

Possession Requirements: Deep Sea Stomach King.

At the bottom of this page, there is also a handwritten note by Jiang Han:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick. Fury has an orange kitten that is unusually gluttonous.

After the crossing, Jiang Han talked about motives in everything he did.

Make money, become stronger, power, have sexual encounters.

He will do it for one of the four motives.

And this time, Natasha invites him to give Stark a birthday show...

can not only make money, but also make friends with Iron Man, and connect with S.H.I.E.L.D.,

Maybe there's a chance to get close to a body that's suitable for gluttonous possession...

can also get acquainted with Marvel's top three beauties.

All four are accounted for.

Fools don't do it.

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New people, new books, lots of support.

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