Jiang Han's home is in a dilapidated apartment building on the very edge of Chinatown.

The outside is dilapidated, the inside is even more dilapidated, every house is a house with four walls, and every brick seems to have a big 'Lian' word written on it.

But Jiang Han's apartment was an exception.

When you open the dilapidated door, you will find that there is another world behind the door.

Not only is it spacious and tidy, but the decoration is also quite careful.

All kinds of electrical appliances and furniture are high-end goods, the wine cabinet is full of famous wine, and the wardrobe is also full of famous brands.

The reason why it is so different is that behind the door, there is another world.

An alternate dimension created by a tortoise.

As for those high-end appliances and famous wine brands...

Let's put it this way, in the past three months, the nests of gangs in the Chinatown area have been looted.

The mother of the drug dealer and gangster who was beaten did not dare to admit it, the laundry detergent was all destroyed, and the stolen money was gone.

The police suspected that it was black and black, but they couldn't catch the murderer, and the drug dealers and gangsters who were beaten also said that they only saw a fire...

At night, after Jiang Han and his neighbors cleaned the neighborhood theater, he returned to the apartment with the husky.

When he opened the door, he was shocked to find that there were people inside.

Two girls, one brunette and one blonde, are sneaking...

Bake a cake.

Damn, it's a good thing Natasha didn't agree to come back tonight to watch the husky backflip, otherwise it would have been embarrassing.

Jiang Han roared angrily: "Max, Caroline, you guys are rubbing the oven again??? ”

The two girls were unguarded, and they were so frightened that they directly pasted the batter on their chests.

The batter on the blonde girl's body flowed unhindered, and the brunette girl's... It doesn't flow at all.

The brunette is called Max. Blake, who has been a poor ghost all his life, is called Caroline with blonde hair. Qian Ning has only recently started to be a poor ghost.

The two are good sisters, and they are both new friends made by Jiang Han after crossing over.

The main business is a waiter in a restaurant, a side business makes homemade cakes, a side job... In short, basically negotiate any bad money.

Max was caught raped in the room, and he didn't feel ashamed at all, and said against the guest: "Jiang Han, what are you doing, don't you knock on the door when you come in?" ”

Facing her turbulent waves, Jiang Han couldn't help but feel a little worried: "... I'm sorry, but next time I go back to my house, I'll knock on the door first. ”

"No, no, no, it's us who should say we're sorry."

Caroline was much more polite than Max, "The owner wouldn't let us use the oven in the restaurant, and the oven in our house... Electricity. ”

“... Forget it, you guys go ahead. "In his heart, Jiang Han actually likes these two guys to chatter.

"That's pretty much it." Max stretched out his arms, "Come, hug." ”

As soon as the husky behind Jiang Han heard the call, he immediately jumped up with his tongue and plunged into Max's unfathomable chest.

"That's good~" Max hugged the husky and touched and kissed.

The husky pulled his head out of Max's arms and turned to Jiang Han, his eyes full of provocation.

“...”

Caroline smiled, "We didn't just rub your oven, we also helped you clean your room and clean your wardrobe..."

"I also ate the steak in your fridge and drank your most precious bottle of bourbon." Max added.

“... Oh, there's more. Caroline gestured to the turtle lying on the coffee table, "We fed it for you." ”

"Really? Thank you. Jiang Han said and walked in front of the turtle.

This turtle and the husky are completely opposite beasts, the husky does not stop for a moment, and the turtle does not want to move for a moment.

It's the overlord of the dead house.

Every day in the interdimensional space created by himself, in addition to watching TV, he is reading books.

Geography, astronomy, religion, philosophy, games, anime, everything he is interested in, shy literature and hacking techniques are his favorites.

At this moment, the turtle was looking up at Jiang Han.

His eyes were full of words:

TMD: After these two girls come in, Lao Tzu TV can't read or read, so they can only lie here and pretend to be turtles, can't they leave tonight?

Jiang Han gave him a look:

I'm afraid I won't leave.

The turtle squinted and continued to bow its head to pretend to be a turtle.

Jiang Han poured a glass of whiskey from the wine cabinet and sat comfortably on the sofa.

"But... Caroline, you really can't sneak in for the next few days. ”

"Why?"

"Because I'm going to Los Angeles tomorrow for a show."

He will take the turtle with him, and this extradimensional space will also leave.

"Performing in Los Angeles?"

Caroline suddenly came to her senses, "Finally a Hollywood producer has taken a fancy to your amazing dog?" You must let me be an agent!! ”

“... Oh no, Tony. Stark asked me and the husky to go to his birthday party to do a show. ”

"Tony. Stark? Iron Man ??? ”

Max also got energetic, left the husky and came to Jiang Han, hugged his left calf, "Take me to take me, take me to it, take me to it." ”

"Take me with you, too!" Caroline hugged Jiang Han's right calf, "Let's bring a few cakes and put them at the party, maybe it will be an instant hit." ”

Jiang Han saw that the two guys were almost kneeling and licking, and he couldn't say no.

Besides, it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with that.

After all, Stark paid for the trip.

Still, let's confirm.

Jiang Han took out his mobile phone and dialed Natasha's number.

"Hey, Mr. Jiang Han, you contacted me so soon? I'm not in New York right now. ”

"That's a shame, but I'm not asking you out, but I want to ask, tomorrow... Can I bring two more assistants? ”

"No problem, I'm sending a private jet to pick you up, two more people and two less, there's no difference."

Jiang Han was slightly stunned: "Private jet? ”

"That's right, if you go to civil aviation, the husky should be stored in a cage, didn't you say that you can't treat the husky as a dog?"

"You're so thoughtful."

"You send me the address of your home, and I'll send a car to pick you up at the airport tomorrow."

"Wouldn't it be too much trouble?"

"Why, you're the finale of Stark's birthday party."

"Since you've said so... Don't forget to have some breakfast on board. ”

"How about a Chinese breakfast?"

"Well, there must be barbecued pork buns and glutinous rice chicken."

"Okay, what else is needed?"

"No, after all, you're not in New York~"

"Hmm... That's okay, because you're coming to Los Angeles soon. ”

"yes, that's... Have a good dream. ”

"I wish you well."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Han sneered in his heart.

If you follow the plot, the finale of Stark's birthday party is probably Iron Man vs. War Machine.

It doesn't matter, it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu.

"Hear me, come with me to Los Angeles tomorrow."

Max and Caroline look at each other and scream at the same time.

"Great!!"

If it weren't for the sound that couldn't be transmitted from another dimensional space, the whole building would have been woken up by them.

"Shall we go home and pack our things?"

"Don't toss, there will be a car here to pick us up early tomorrow morning, clean our clothes, and bring the freshly baked cake."

Jiang Han stretched, "The old rule tonight, the three of them sleep in the bed together, the husky sleeps in the middle of the bed, and whoever crosses the line is a puppy." ”

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