It's another year's birthday, but Stark isn't happy.

At a recent hearing, he swore that there would be no second person who would be able to develop a steel suit within 15 years.

But the day before yesterday, a Russian wearing the armor of the Ark reactor and holding a high-energy electric whip suddenly appeared in front of him.

Although it didn't hit him in the body, it slapped him in the face.

The news is overwhelming, and the whole world is questioning whether Iron Man can still protect them.

Hum.

Of course not.

I'm dying today, and I'm still protecting a fart.

Stark touched the Ark reactor on his chest and sighed.

Take it off, shrunnel in the blood vessels enters the heart, and you will die immediately, and if you don't pick it up, the palladium poisoning will get deeper and deeper, and sooner or later you will still die.

Ay.

This is probably the last birthday of the day.

Stark stood outside his door and sighed again.

He knew that behind the door, Natasha had a big birthday party for him.

Champagne, cakes, wines, DJs, just wait for the night to fall, handsome men and beautiful women rush in to celebrate his birthday.

If he had done it before, he would have been able to pull it up all night.

But this time, the birthday party was like a talisman.

Hey, I hope Natasha has arranged twelve swimsuit beauties behind the door to surprise this day.

Stark opened the door.

Then, in the middle of the lobby, I saw a dog standing.

Playing Wing Chun.

"Yes, yes, that's when I'm going to dub the husky."

Not far away, a Chinese man yelled at Natasha.

"I said, I'm going to hit ten! Then you arrange for ten guests to come up and fight the dogs. ”

The corners of Stark's mouth twitched.

"Jarvis, hurry up and call an ambulance, I'm afraid I'm already on the verge of dying, and I'm hallucinating."

"No, sir." Jarvis's voice came from overhead, "There's indeed a husky there, and Miss Natasha has invited her to perform." ”

At this time, Natasha also saw Stark standing at the gate with a confused expression, and hurriedly pulled Jiang Han over.

Jiang Han called Max and Caroline, Max picked up the husky, and Caroline picked up the cake.

"Mr. Stark, this is Mr. Jiang Han, I invited him to perform for the party."

"Oh," Stark's gaze didn't leave Max's chest for a second... Before the husky.

"What breed is this dog, did he grow up eating radioactive food?"

"No, it's just an ordinary husky that I rescued from the meat shop."

Jiang Han touched the husky's head, "It's just that I've trained it a bit like a jing, Mr. Stark, don't be afraid." ”

Stark looked at Natasha and saw her nod before reluctantly accepting the bizarre reality.

Max laughed, "That's right, Mr. Stark, don't be afraid, we play with this dog a lot, and he's usually so human." ”

Caroline came to Stark's left: "Here, eat a cake and crush the shock." ”

“... Thanks, you're—" Stark stared at Caroline, "I seem to have seen you somewhere." ”

"yes, my dad had a charity party in New York the year before last, and you attended." Caroline looked proud, "I even took a picture with you." ”

Stark thought for a moment and suddenly said, "Yes, yes, yes! I remember, your dad used a Ponzi scheme to deceive most of New York. ”

"Look at what you said, it's not so exaggerated."

Caroline shook her hand, "It's only half a New York, he's already in jail, and I'm so down that I have to sell cakes for a living." ”

"Oh, then your dad cheated me out of 2 million dollars in the name of charity..."

“... Forehead... Forehead... Uh..."

“... Forget it, let's have a cake as an offset. ”

Stark is open-minded.

I'm going to die anyway.

"Great." Max quickly picked up a piece of cake and stuffed it into Stark's mouth, for fear that Stark would regret it too late.

Taking advantage of this time, Jiang Han carefully observed Stark.

At the base of the neck of this billionaire genius, there are strange veins of dark green.

Really...

"Mr. Stark." Jiang Han said loudly in front of everyone, "If I'm not mistaken... You seem to be poisoned? ”

When Stark heard this, he almost choked on the cake and took the dog in advance.

Natasha was also shocked.

It was because of the discovery of Stark's palladium poisoning that S.H.I.E.L.D. sent her to work as an assistant to Stark, monitoring and protecting her.

Unexpectedly, the animal trainer she found on the spur of the moment could see at a glance that Stark had been poisoned.

Max and Caroline were confused.

"You... How do you know I'm poisoned? Stark asked Jiang Han.

"Oh, I'll have some of the methods that my ancestors have passed down from my ancestors." Jiang Han said half-truthfully, "I want to ask what to do." ”

"The method passed down from the ancestors?"

"That's right." Jiang Han asked Stark lightly, "Do you want me to use the method passed down from my ancestors to help you clear the poison?" ”

Stark froze in place, not sure how to answer.

Since the poisoning, he has tried various detoxification methods.

But the harsh reality is that he can only delay the extent of palladium poisoning at best, but cannot completely prevent it.

If he can't do it as a genius, no one in the world can.

But this Jiang Han in front of him said yes.

And his tone, as if asking Stark if he wanted to go to a spa.

Then the poison was cured.

Of course, he really hadn't tried any way for the Eastern Ancestor to stay.

It took a long time for Stark to reply briefly.

"Okay, try it."

"Then find a place where no one is disturbed, and it will be fine for a while."

Stark is a man of action: "Oh, go to my basement, there's one of my labs there. ”

"Wait! Boss... Wait a minute, I'll say a few words to Mr. Jiang Han. Natasha pulled Jiang Han aside, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Detoxification." Jiang Han said solemnly,

"But... You didn't tell me that you would still heal people. ”

"But... You didn't ask me. ”

“... It's also... No... How are you going to detoxify Mr. Stark? ”

"Didn't you just say that? The method left by the ancestors, cupping, acupuncture, and moxibustion boy urine or something. ”

"Huh?" Natasha shook her head frantically, "How can those things heal?" ”

"Isn't it amazing?" Jiang Han pointed to the husky in Max's arms, "That dog was also trained by me using the methods of my ancestors." ”

"I believe in this... But taming animals and curing diseases... It's two different things. ”

"After talking for a long time, you just can't believe me?"

"Well... Boy pee or something... Sounds like a little..."

"You don't believe that child urine works?"

"First of all, I don't believe you're a boy at all."

“... It's not my urine, and I'm just giving an example, Stark's poison doesn't need a child's urine, just a cupping. ”

"No, no, no, I'm still not at ease."

This TMD is a feudal superstition at all.

It's one thing to use ancient methods to train a dog that can do kung fu, and to use ancient methods to treat terminally ill patients...

As a materialist, Natasha couldn't accept it anyway.

Jiang Han looked at Natasha with a look of disbelief and decided to say something else.

"I didn't say it all just now, but according to my observation, Mr. Stark has little time to live."

This Natasha knows.

"So, you just let me try, even if my method doesn't work, he can't die a second time, right?"

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