Xuanyun squatted beside the two who had died in an extremely tragic way, holding kunai in his right hand, constantly fiddling with the clothes of the two corpses.

"Hiss~ It seems that next time I have to control the output of Chakra, otherwise if I get my intestines rotten every time, I won't even be able to find information, hehe~"

In a pile of colorful unknown objects, Xuanyun looked at the scroll that Xiao Zuo had taken out of the corpse.

"Ah~ I found it! No matter how you look at it, I think it's very handsome~"

Xuanyun's hand was holding the paper that was still dripping with red liquid, and the corners of his mouth twitched again......

Worst! The corners of the mouth twitched too many times, as if they were cramping!

Xuanyun, who rubbed his cheeks vigorously, turned his gaze to the paper in his hand again.

First came the word big bounty into his sight, followed by the portrait painting with a hazy beauty, and then the mission level C......

"Bastard! What the hell are these guys at the bounty going on! ”

With a "snap", Xuanyun decisively threw the bounty order in his hand to the ground.

Xuanyun, whose chest was rising and falling violently, seemed to feel that this was not enough to relieve his anger, and he crushed it with his foot a few more times, until the whole bounty was shattered.

"Humph! Bored! ”

As he spoke, Xuan Yun opened the map of the bounty in his hand that had been found by him in one step, and turned to leave.

A faint wind blew softly~ The shattered paper on the ground was slightly lifted~ It seems that words and phrases such as toilets, explosions, destruction~ can be seen faintly burning.

……

……

After going through a lot of hardships, Xuanyun finally found the legendary bounty house after destroying the toilets of about 30 small villages because he took the wrong path.

The gloomy underground corridor was lit with a few candles of the Spirit Star, and the corridors were covered with thick pipes.

Through the corridor, a blinding light made Xuanyun raise his hands.

"Oh roar~ I didn't expect the small toilet to be dug so big! Should it be said that it is indeed worthy of opening a bounty all over the ninja world? ”

Xuanyun stood in the hall of the bounty office, and looked at the entire bounty office, which was about the size of a football field.

Many renegades and ronins were looking for their own tasks in the hall, some of them in groups of threes and twos, and some of them just stood alone.

The only thing they have in common is that they all use different tools to cover their faces.

Naturally, there are some undisguised people among them, most of whom are staff in the bounty office.

Most of them are beautiful girls with slender figures, and it seems that the owner of the bounty house has really taken people's hearts to the extreme.

After all, no matter which person licks blood from the knife's edge, he will not want to take the task from a rough man.

But if you want to do something out of the ordinary to these beautiful girls, then the few corpses that were dragged out just now are the best interpretation.

Just as Xuanyun was standing in the hall and looking around, an obscene voice suddenly appeared behind him:

"Hey, hey~ Little brother~ Look at you, it's the first time you've come to our bounty office~ Do you want to come to pick up some tasks? Find me to be cool and cool for you, I can definitely satisfy you~"

Xuanyun turned around slowly......

Oh ~ Oh my!

What is this shining ball?

Xuanyun, who gradually got used to the dazzling light, began to look at the person in front of him formally.

This is a middle-aged man from the Mediterranean, and this Mediterranean style is not a kappa, but only a Mediterranean with sideburns and a little pitiful hair on the back of the head.

On the bridge of the slightly collapsed nose is a pair of good round-framed glasses, and the mouth full of yellow teeth is cracking wide on a wrinkled face.

At this time, he was bending over, constantly rubbing his hands, and a pair of small eyes were looking at Xuanyun with expectation.

Xuanyun ......

What the hell is going on!

Why is there such a strange BT uncle in this underground bounty house full of good-looking young ladies!

Even if there is such an old man who is obscene no matter how you look at it, it's just that, but why don't he look for so many people! I'm going to come to him!

"Hey, hey, hey~ Little brother~ Don't look at them, these people look demonic, they're just some useless bewitching swords~"

Xuanyun: "Ah......hh

Before Xuanyun could react, this Bubuchuan Kuku interrupted Xuanyun:

"Little brother, don't look at me, I'm not cool, adults may not have them to attract many people's attention, but I am a first-class man in this bounty! Take the task to find me "stab~" Absolutely! ”

Xuan Yunyuan opened his eyes and opened his mouth......

Oh, my God!

This weird Hokage world once again refreshed his three views!

is such a middle-aged man who is hunched over, his face is full of obscenity, and he will stab his saliva when he looks at others, and he dares to say that he is a first-class great man?

Oh my God! How the hell did you go blind and let such a thing be born into the world?

Did his mother lose her own child and raise the placenta?

"Ahem...... No...... No need...... I...... I'm still ...... Find someone else! ”

Xuan Yun endured the discomfort, and after taking a few steps back, he finally mustered up the courage to speak his heart.

"Nani? This little brother lives in ...... Actually...... Disagree...... Pick up a task from me? ”

The middle-aged man pointed at Xuanyun in disbelief, and the boss with a pair of small eyes was about to catch up with the size of a soybean.

"Little brother? Do you really "prick" not think about it? ”

Buchuan looked at Xuanyun with a look of hope on his face.

"No, no, no...... No more! ”

Xuanyun quickly shook his head like a rattle, and his hands kept swinging.

Just kidding, if you look at this strange-looking middle-aged man a few more times, he will probably dream of him at night!

It seemed that he understood Xuanyun's determination to reject him, and the middle-aged man seemed a little interested.

He turned around slowly, and his already obscene hunched body became even more rickety.

He walked away step by step, only to see him laugh softly a few times, and then shook his head:

"Alas~ Young people now~ I really can't stand the blow at all, even if I am ashamed of myself in front of my cool and handsome face, you don't have to treat me so badly, right? Alas~ It's really jealous of the blue face~"

Xuanyun ......

Really...... Xuan Yun still wants to ask God how he made such a thing appear in the world!

Xuanyun, who had been petrified for ten minutes, finally came to his senses.

Xuanyun, who was standing outside the registration bar, looked at the busy young woman inside, and couldn't help but sigh, sure enough, it's still a cute girl who is more pleasing to the eye~

"Hello, are you here to pick up the mission?"

The young woman on the other side opened her mouth to ask about the diminutive Xuanyun, but she didn't despise Xuanyun because of his stature, after all, they could be regarded as having read countless people in the bounty office. (Not the kind of reading that you think!) ）

"Ahh Yes... Be...... Yes! ”

As a single otaku in his previous life, Xuanyun couldn't help but feel a little shy when he saw the good-looking young lady.

Soon, after learning that Xuanyun was coming to the bounty for the first time, the young lady drove him away very decisively.

He also said that if you are coming for the first time, please go to those who do not cover their faces to do the registration and collection tasks.

She's here only for bounty hunters who have made outstanding contributions.

"Oh, fade~"

Xuanyun took a hard sip in his heart, and after glancing at the towering young lady who looked good, he turned around and left the bar indignantly.

Looking at the busy staff in the bounty office, Xuan Yun rubbed his somewhat numb head:

"Alas...... Is this the legendary disadvantage of being a teacher? Which one should so many people go to? ”

Xuan Yun stood not far from the bar and looked around, trying to find a staff member who didn't seem to be so busy.

"Huh? Little left? What's wrong? What's going on over there? ”

Xuanyun's left hand twitched lightly for some reason.

"Hiss~ this, this, this, this ......"

Xuan Yun wiped his eyes in disbelief, and what did he see?

It's the obscene middle-aged Mediterranean just now, who is chatting and laughing with a few female ninjas who look particularly good at this time!

The middle-aged man's Mediterranean Sea shone dazzlingly in the light from time to time, his rickety body leaned against the wall, his bent right leg against the wall, and his arm holding tobacco waved from time to time...... The female ninjas giggled and giggled......

Hiss...... Spicy eyes......

Do the women of the bounty see things so strangely? Do you have problems with your eyesight? Is it a self-contained filter for beauty, or is the aesthetic run over by a train?

Just when Xuan Yun was still feeling worthless for those female ninjas who were in good shape, his left hand twitched a few times again.

"Ah~ So you want me to go to that Buchuan cool? Tut-tut~ Although I really want to do the right thing for heaven, but now the situation is really stronger than people~"

Xuan Yun endured the discomfort in his heart and came to the middle-aged man.

Xuanyun rubbed his stinging eyes, and said embarrassedly.

"Ahem...... Inner ...... Hello, Mr. Buchuan Cool, I don't know if it bothered you? ”

"Yo~ Isn't this the little brother just now?" Thorn ~ "Now you know the rules?" Hey, hey, hey~ Want to pick up a task with me? ”

Buchuan waved his hand coolly, and the female ninjas also left the sight of the two of them in a funny way.

"Haha~ Yes, Mr. Buchuan Cool."

Xuan Yun's eyes didn't stare at the person in front of him who was about the same height as him, but only at the other party's feet.

He thought in his heart that he really wanted to destroy him humanely, but he was calling him one by one.

Just when Xuanyun endured a series of negative emotions such as nausea and talked to the Mediterranean man who was called Buchuan cool.

In the gloomy cave, Madara Uchiha leaned back against the stone chair, gently tapping on the arm of the chair and not knowing what he was thinking, while listening to the report of a flytrap.

"That's how it happened, he's in the bounty now."

"I got it......"

The beating rhythm of the man on the stone chair paused for two seconds before resuming the beating of the armrest.

With his head tilted, no one knew what he was thinking.