Madara Uchiha propped his head with one hand and tapped the armrest with the other.

A giant flytrap on the ground beside him waited silently.

"Ah~ By the way, Madara-sama~ When are you going to start our plan?"

Madara Uchiha stopped what he was doing, adjusted his sitting position slightly, and nodded his head a few times.

It's finally getting started! Izumi, we'll be able to meet again soon! Wait for me! This day won't be too long away!

Stopped nostalgic for the past and stared at the pitcher plant beside him:

"Why are you still here? Running out of business? ”

Madara Uchiha's tone obviously became unpleasant, this guy still hasn't done anything, when will he be able to realize his plan and achieve his goal after such procrastination?

"Ah~ No, Madara-sama! I just wanted to remind you that it's almost time and it's time for you to eat. ”

The pitcher plant said this in a slightly flattering tone, and his hands kept rubbing together.

"Okay, in that case, I'll go to dinner, by the way, what's going to eat today?"

"Ah~Of course it's a rabbit feast today~"

The pitcher plant in the Jedi looked very excited, since Genyun left, Madara Uchiha didn't know what was crazy, and actually used a big fire to extinguish

But all the 400 rabbits in Xuanyun's inventory were turned into ashes!

It looks like such delicious food! Madara Uchiha, this guy really doesn't understand appreciation, it's such a waste!

Fortunately, with his unparalleled super memory, the clever and clever master perfectly copied Xuanyun's method of pickling cute rabbits, and was able to reproduce the inventory of 400 rabbits in just over a month.

"Huh? What did you just say? ”

I don't know if it's because I'm too excited to speak too fast, or because of some content that I don't want to hear is automatically blocked, but he asked again.

"It's a whole rabbit feast~ I perfectly copied Xiao Xuanyun's cooking techniques~ I think the taste must be super delicious!"

The absolute capital in the pitcher plant is dancing with excitement! This time, I'm sure I'll get a compliment from Madara-sama! Maybe he'll tell himself how he felt when he made fertilizer!

Oh~ Just thinking about it makes people tremble! It's so exciting!

"Ahem...... Whole...... Rabbit Feast...... Is it? It's really ......."

The corners of Madara Uchiha's eyes twitched a few times unconsciously, and his speech was a little unsmooth.

"Yes, that's that! Let's try my cooking skills! Madara-sama! ”

Lifted the mayfly technique, he came out of the soil, jumping up and down in front of his head to lead the way, like a carefree rabbit.

Madara Uchiha, on the other hand, followed behind him expressionlessly.

As soon as he entered the dining room, the strangely colored Big Rabbit Rabbit Jue began to gush about the dishes on the table to Madara Uchiha:

"Madara-sama, look at it~ this one! Spicy rabbit head, and this one! Candied bunny legs, and this and this ......"

His face was full of excitement and he was suddenly lost......

"Ah~ I really want to know what kind of eating method Xiao Xuanyun said is the most soulful way to eat... Suddenly I miss him..."

"Bored guy."

Madara Uchiha's tone was slightly contemptuous, such sentimentality really didn't seem like his will, he was at most on the stone chair every day......

"Huh? Break off! Why are the portions of these dishes the way they are! ”

Madara Uchiha pointed to the food on the table and asked in an unkind tone.

"Ah...... Madara-sama...... Are you dissatisfied with the amount of food? There are still 400 bunnies in stock in Xiao Xuanyun's room! If that's not enough, I'll continue cooking for you right away! ”

I thought to myself, I was really careless! I thought it would be more than enough to cook a meal with 20 rabbits, but I didn't expect it to satisfy Madara-sama's appetite!

Now there is a problem about making fertilizer, and it is going to be in the soup again!

Madara Uchiha's face was gloomy dripping:

"Haven't those damn rabbits in Xuanyun's room been burned by me? Why are there so many popping up all of a sudden? ”

"Of course I'm a very smart person! With my super memory, I perfectly replicated Xuanyun's pickling technique and redid it! ”

Oh yes~ The opportunity is here again! For the sake of me being so well-behaved and sensible to replenish the inventory of bunnies, Madara Uchiha may agree to share with me the experience of making fertilizer!

Jue's expression bloomed again.

But while he was excited, he didn't notice the wonderful change in Madara Uchiha's face at all.

Absolutely this bastard! What the hell is this super large rabbit dish! …… I hate rabbits!

Madara Uchiha, who was almost spitting fragrant, sat at the table, his face dark and blue for a while.

"Bang!"

Finally, Madara Uchiha still made a move on this table:

"Bastard, what else are you doing here? Don't hurry up and execute the plan for me! ”

"Hmm~ Thank you, Madara-sama for the compliment~ These are all things I should do~ If you want to reward me, just tell me how it feels like to make fertilizer~Haha~"

With a "Teng", Madara Uchiha quickly stood up from his seat.

"Bang Bang Bang~"

After a fierce scene of children's inappropriateness, they left their base with a Buddha's hairstyle.

While sneaking under the ground, he was cursing and cursing something.

Madara Uchiha, who drove away the absolute, looked at the spicy rabbit head, braised rabbit meat and other dishes on the table:

"Humph! You damn rodents! Fire escape, fire extinguished! ”

Madara Uchiha, who burned the kitchen, went to the stone chair again, took out a soldier food pill from his arms and threw it into his mouth, and then narrowed his eyes happily.

Sure enough, only this simple and simple food is life.

On the other side, Xuanyun in the bounty office was still actively harassed by Buchuan Kuku.

"Little brother~" Thorn slip~ "Now that you understand, let's go to my room and have a good chat~"

Xie Ding's round head exuded a dazzling light, and his small eyes with round-rimmed glasses revealed a deep longing.

Gross~ This guy is still licking his big yellow teeth with his tongue!

What the hell is this guy trying to do?

Could it be that he had some bad intentions for himself?

Oh! Oh my God, this guy is actually picking his nostrils with his carrot-sized little thumb!

At this time, Xuanyun suddenly hated! He hates the writing wheel, why can't he open it and passively increase so much insight!

After some confusion and hesitation......

Xuanyun, who was taken to Buchuan Kuku's private room, got a form after going through a series of strength tests that couldn't describe the content.

The above is a detailed record of Xuanyun's strength at this time:

Name/Codename: Bunny Terminator

Ninjutsu power: the pinnacle of lower ninjutsu

Chakra Amount: Ordinary Medium Ninja

Good at ninjutsu: water escape, earth escape

Strength Rating: C

Of course, this is not recorded in his file, and Xuanyun is not stupid enough to expose all his true strength.

For example, his writing wheel eyes, Mu Dun ninjutsu, as well as his bizarre vegetative physique, unusual little left......

"Oh roar~ little rabbit little brother~" Thorn "Your strength is not very strong~ In this case, I can only issue you a C-level task at most~"

Bastard! What a bunny! I hate rabbits the most! Sure enough, I still want to kill this guy right away!

Xuanyun complained in his heart, but Chuan Kuku obviously didn't have the ability to read minds, and continued to speak:

"Ah~That's right, that's right~ If you don't have enough confidence in your strength, you can still find a companion in the bounty to complete the task with you~ But as for the character of these teammates, then I can't guarantee it~"

Just kidding, how could Xuan Yun team up with others, he didn't want to expose his secrets, the more hole cards he hid, the greater the chance of saving his life in the future.

What's more, how could someone who could eat at the bounty have that kind of person who deserves to give his back away.

Based on this idea, Xuanyun was completely unmoved by Buchuan Kuku's suggestion.

Seeing this, Buchuan Kuku did not continue to Amway Xuanyun, after all, he has also been in the bounty for so long, and he has seen too much of the dark side of human nature.

"Hey, hey~Little Bunny~" Thorn~"Are you going to get the quest now or wait a while?" ”

Buchuan Kuku pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and looked at Xuanyun with stinging saliva.

This damn placenta is calling me Bunny again! This time, the little brother was omitted! Ah~ I want to ...... I really want to reward him with a bomb!

Xuanyun suppressed Xiao Zuo, who was about to move, and said in a stiff tone:

"Now!"

He didn't want to face this obscene middle-aged man at all, he was afraid that he would do something dangerous because of the other party's series of words and deeds.

"Ah~ What a diligent little rabbit~Thorn~"

Xuanyun had a # on his forehead, and he took a thick stack of bounty sheets from Buchuan Kuku's hand.

What caught my eye was a big bounty order, followed by a hazy portrait of a hat, a black cloak, and a few strands of pale green hair draped over his shoulders.

The corners of Xuanyun's mouth twitched......

Underneath the portrait is written the mission description:

The terminator of the toilet in the middle of nowhere! For some unknown reason, the public toilets in hundreds of villages were destroyed and blasted recently!

It is suspected that his psychology is extremely distorted, and he may have experienced inhuman treatment in the toilet, so he now has an extremely strong revenge psychology against the toilet! Because it did not show particularly strong strength, the mission level was temporarily assessed as C+.

Special reminder: Because it is speculated that the psychology of the person is extremely distorted and the methods are extremely cruel, please be careful if you receive a bounty!

Finally, the bounty: 50,000 taels!

So that's it! What the hell are these bounty bastards looking for! He's just trying to find the bounty!

After a while of complaining in his heart, Xuanyun breathed a long sigh of relief, fortunately, he specially tied his hair up when he came, no one should be able to find out that he is the terminator of the toilet, right?

"Ding Lingling~Ding Lingling~"

A hurried bell rang, causing a commotion in the hall of the bounty house as the bell rang.

"What's going on? Mr. Cool? ”

Xuanyun asked the middle-aged man inexplicably.

"Hey, hey, hey~ It seems that a large mission has been released~ This kind of ringtone will only sound when a large mission with a particularly high bounty appears~"

"Oh~? Is that so? Then I'd like to check it out. ”

With that, Xuan Yun left Buchuan's cool private room without looking back.

Looking at Xuanyun in the distance, Buchuan Kuku pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and lowered his head in his mouth:

"Hey, hey, hey~ Is it a little guy who specializes in making baptisms of light? It's so funny~heyhehe~"

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