Chapter 401: A Parrot Who Can Do Questions

These words also made Zhou Yishan embarrassed, "This is not true, right?" ”

Qin Demon Ji shyly explained, "It's true that I'm not cultivating and sleeping, but I'm a woman, can't my relatives come?" ”

This excuse is definitely universal for women, and Zhou Yishan was about to speak, when Su Yuhan walked down from downstairs.

"Your aunt? Let me tell you, I have a very good brown sugar ginger tea here, which is very good, and I will give you two bags. ”

"Okay, sister-in-law, thank you."

"You're welcome, this kind of thing is only a woman who knows women best......"

Lu Jie looked at Zhou Yishan with a sad face, "Brother Zhou, this sister-in-law, she ......"

Zhou Yishan kicked over, "Get out, what should you do." ”

He was also depressed in his heart, Su Yuhan's relatives obviously didn't have any problems, even if they were a little uncomfortable, with him, a miracle doctor, by his side, they had already been treated.

But once relatives come, she is still indispensable than brown sugar ginger tea.

It's more of a psychological comfort, and I always feel better when I drink this thing, which may be the placebo therapy in medicine.

Without Lei Tianzhong's doom pursuit, Zhou Yishan's life is finally back on track.

Xinzhen said that Tingfeng Lou had not issued any new orders, and even Elder Lei had no news.

No news is good news, after Zhou Yishan sent Su Yuhan, he went to the martial arts hall to check it again, this time he also brought Xuan Ying, but at this time he was a parrot, standing on Zhou Yishan's shoulder.

Zhou Yishan said, "I plan to build a martial arts hall in this place, and the long-term goal is to destroy the Tingfeng Tower." ”

Xuan Ying sneered: "You don't know what to say, Tingfeng Tower has been developed for more than a hundred years, and it is impossible for you to reach such a state in your lifetime." ”

Zhou Yishan patted his head and retorted, "Don't worry, the reason why I took you to see it is to let you see the scale of this martial arts hall, not to mention anything else, it must be enough to put down your bird." ”

"After the martial arts hall is built, I will put a cage for you at the door, and you are responsible for shouting welcome at the door, and shouting when you see people, otherwise I won't give you food."

This is clearly extortion, threats and intimidation.

Xuan Ying was furious, "Are you sincere in me?" ”

Zhou Zhou Shan smiled and said: "You have to figure it out, you are now a bird, a talking bird, if you can't solicit business for me, I will keep you for fart?" ”

There was an exploding collar around his neck, and it was impossible for him to leave, so Xuan Ying chose to shut up and ignore him.

Construction is underway in the yard, dusty and unsuitable for viewing.

Lu Jie said, "Brother Zhou, don't worry, I'll keep an eye on it here, and there will definitely be no chaos." ”

"Okay, I'll leave the place to you, I'll walk the birds."

It's rare to have free time, Zhou Yishan wants to go to the thrift market to see if he can find some old objects for the martial arts hall, according to his style, this oriental martial arts hall should be very oriental characteristics, and there are some retro Chinese styles.

In this way, you can have a more heroic demeanor.

The eagle standing in the passenger seat is fully accustomed to the bird's body, but he must always be aware of the risks, such as a cat or a dishonest dog that may kill him directly.

Sometimes, he would rather stay in that wire cage, at least safer.

Probably a little tired from standing, he simply lay down on the leather chair.

Seeing this, Zhou Zhoushan teased, "Hey, you're not sick, if you're not feeling well, I'll take you to the veterinarian, maybe I'll have to get an injection......"

Xuan Ying scolded, "It's so inhuman, how could Lao Tzu have suffered such humiliation?" ”

"You are like this, I admit defeat, you get me a new body, Lao Tzu listens to you everywhere, how about it?"

But Zhou Zhoushan refused, "Then what can I do, can you fly if you change your body?" Can't, right? ”

"If you're not a bird, I'll kill you, there's no shortage of people around me, just a talking birdman, hahahaha......"

Laughing and laughing, Zhou Zhoushan said his heart, "You can be my eyeliner well, and when you use it, you are the best spy, understand?" ”

"If you do a good job, I'll consider what you just asked."

The nighthawk at the moment is miserable and helpless.

When the thrift market arrived, Zhou Zhou Mountain greeted, "Let's go!" ”

He stretched out his hand, and the eagle flew to his shoulder.

Boss Yu, who sells birds at the door, likes it very much, "Yo, the fur of this budgie is very smooth, and it looks quite fat, and the little brother gives this food very well!" ”

"It's okay, it's just a bit of a picky eater, and I don't dry the red wine."

Boss Yu was happy, "It's true or not, is this little thing still red wine?" ”

Zhou Zhoushan held his head high, "Don't believe it, just this one, you don't drink cheaper wine, right, dog?" ”

"Dog?"

"Yes, the name is indeed casual, but it's easy to raise."

Looking at the dog's eyes again, it seemed quite disdainful, and Boss Yu said with a smile, "The little thing is very interesting, little brother, you're not bragging, right?" ”

Zhou Zhou Shan was amused, so he said, "Then let's make a bet, I'm going to lose, I'll buy the most expensive parrot from you, if you lose, let me pick one." ”

The boss laughed, "Brother, I've been playing with birds for 30 years, and budgies are smart but not smart enough to drink." ”

Zhou Shan said, "Big brother, don't believe it, my parrot can not only distinguish good wine and bad wine, but also calculate addition and subtraction within 100, don't believe you try it......"

It's lively now, parrots can drink and taste good and bad, and what's worse, they can also do arithmetic.

Boss Yu opened the scene directly, he also has his own little tricks, and his own business can prosper when the guests come, and if this bird is really smart, it means that the parrot's intelligence can be developed, and no matter how you count it, you can make money.

"Alas, alas, all the friends passing by came to take a look, watch the parrot taste wine, watch the parrot arithmetic......"

Xuan Ying whispered in Zhou Zhoushan's ear, "You play with me? ”

Zhou Yishan warned, "You'd better cooperate, I'm looking for a female companion for you, and I'll stew you when you mess up and go home." ”

In the face of such a threat, how dare Xuan Ying say anything.

Boss Yu raised his voice and said hello, and the door suddenly became lively.

"Alas, brother, let's talk about it, so many people are watching, if you parrot loses, you have to buy the most expensive one in the store."

Lao Jiang, who sells fish next door, said with a smile, "Lao Yu, the price of your purple and blue King Kong is as high as 350,000, is this going to be sold?" ”

This is actually a reminder to Zhou Zhoushan, saying that the parrot is expensive.

How do you know that Zhou Yishan doesn't care at all, "Don't worry, I will definitely be able to agree to what I say, I can still afford a bird." ”

Boss Yu said again, "Since it's a test, I can't come here, I have to make the question." ”

"Definitely, the big guys are all referees, if I don't let you open your eyes, how do you know how smart my parrot is."

"Okay, bet."

"Lao Jiang, take out a few bottles of wine from your house."

Lao Jiang didn't do it, "That's not good, that's my life." ”

"What's the cost, I'll pay for it, double."

"Deal."