Boss Yu, who sells birds, got a purple and blue King Kong half a year ago, and when he bought it, it was less than 150,000 yuan, which is a conscience price, but the food cost of this thing is 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a month, which is not affordable by ordinary people at all.

I wanted to sell it to a boss, but I never thought that people thought that the bird's appearance needed to be improved, so I didn't ask for it.

Since then, Boss Yu has tried every means to sell the purple and blue macaw in his hand, but he didn't expect that it has not been sold after half a year, and it has been eaten by this bird for more than 100,000 yuan.

Now that he finally has the opportunity to find someone to take over, he naturally refuses to let go.

I took over 4 bottles of liquor from Lao Jiang, these 4 bottles of liquor belong to different grades, and the most expensive bottle is, of course, the authentic Feitian.

In order to keep the mystery and not let the parrot on Zhou Yishan see it, Lao Yu turned his back to the parrot and poured 4 glasses of wine into each of the 4 glasses.

The whole process was clearly visible to onlookers.

The 4 transparent glasses were lined up on the table, Lao Yu said, "Little brother, these 4 glasses correspond to 1234, these old and young masters on the scene can testify, let your dog judge which glass of wine is the best among these 4 glasses, that is, this bottle of Feitian." ”

Zhou Zhoushan patted Xuan Ying's head and said matter-of-factly, "Dog, this is what you are best at, don't embarrass me in public, otherwise your father and I will pluck your hair and cook it when I go back." ”

This caused a burst of laughter, and everyone thought he was joking.

There are also people who are looking forward to the bird on his shoulder.

At this time, the eagle flapped its wings and flew out, came to the four glasses, and then tasted them one by one, this wine tasting posture is naturally very special.

It only tasted it a little to see what was good or bad about the wine, and soon it pecked the No. 2 cup with its mouth.

Cup No. 2 is the cup of Flying.

At this time, the scene resounded with warm applause, and Xuan Ying flew back to Zhou Yishan's shoulder with a disdainful face.

Zhou Yishan smiled, "How about it, our dog can really taste good wine, this time you should always believe me, you are like this, directly out of arithmetic problems, addition and subtraction within 100." ”

"Dog, are you okay?"

At this moment, the dog on the shoulder of the mountain on Monday suddenly opened his mouth, "Piece of cake......

A smart and talking parrot, the scene is already a little restless.

Boss Yu was already riding a tiger at this time, and there was no turning back when he opened the bow, so he could only bite the bullet.

"Okay, what is 13+25?"

Xuan Ying replied, "38." ”

"Again, what is 99-90?"

“9。”

"What is 88-46?"

“42。”

……

The little parrot answered Boss Yu's question in a crisp and sharp voice, and the scene was already boiling.

Lao Jiang's eyes were straight when he took the wine, "God, it's God, I've never seen such a smart parrot, how did you do it?" ”

Even Lao Yu, who sold parrots, was red-eyed, "Forget it, I'm convinced, I've sold parrots for half my life, but I never knew that this budgie could be so smart, it's really incredible." ”

"Little brother, you've really opened my eyes."

"This purple and blue macaw is given to you for free!"

Zhou Yishan shook his head, "Boss Yu said that you said let me choose by myself, this thing is too expensive to take home and not to raise, I don't want it." ”

"I'll just get an identical budgie home, our dog needs a companion."

The budgies who were on the scene saw him were so clever that they could not only speak but also count, and even taste good and bad wine.

The scene suddenly set off parrot fever, and Lao Yu introduced all the parrots in the store who might talk.

Normally, you can't sell two or three in a day, but in this short half an hour, more than 30 are sold and the price is expensive.

After finishing his work, Lao Yu picked one of the most beautiful budgies and gave it to Zhou Yishan.

"Brother, I'm stained with your light today, I have some parrot ingredients here, you can choose for free."

Zhou Yishan shook his head, "Boss Yu, how can a parrot grow wisdom just by eating these things, our dogs are bathed in milk, drink from Château Lafite, and eat Angus beef......"

Hearing him say this, the spectators who were still selecting at the scene showed an expression of 'Oh, so it is like this'!

It seems that Lao Yu, who has sold parrots for 30 years, is not as good as the young Zhou Yishan.

Everyone dispersed, and Zhou Zhou Mountain was in a good mood.

At this time, there was an extra budgie like a black eagle in the cage in his left hand.

He took advantage of the bathroom to put the iron ring around Xuanying's neck on the other parrot.

Xuan Ying asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhou Yishan said directly, "It's not a secret, the people who listened to Fenglou probably knew that you weren't dead, so I had to get rid of this hot potato, you know?" ”

Xuan Ying scolded, "I just said that you wouldn't be so boring, you came to the thrift market for no reason, and asked me to perform a show, it turns out that you are eye-catching, and you want to distract Tingfeng Lou's eyeliner and make them mistakenly think that this little bird is me?" ”

Zhou Zhoushan patted its furry head, "If you are still smart, those people think that you are dead and will not come to harass me again, and they will not let you go of a bird." ”

"I'm also very reasonable, if you really want to leave now, I can let you go."

Think about the poison in your body, if you leave at this time, you will definitely die.

Xuan Ying hung his head and said, "After being by your side for so long, I found a truth, you are quite vicious, and they all say that the three stinkers are Zhuge Liang, if you want to play tricks, it is estimated that few people can play with you." ”

"But I want to remind you that if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, so that if you can calculate others, sooner or later you will be calculated."

At this time, Zhou Yishan confidently replied to him, "I will seriously analyze this suggestion, but at present, Tingfeng Lou wants to harm me, and I don't want to kill the owner of Tianfeng Tower." ”

"All I've done is legitimate self-defense, and there's no reason to say that if someone wants to kill me, I'll stretch my neck and let him kill me, right?"

"If you don't want to leave, stay by my side honestly, accompany me after this scene and then go home, I will serve you with good food and drink, and maybe you will thank me one day in the future."

Xuan Ying looked at this bird like himself, but he was quite unhappy.

"Let this fluffy bird get away, I don't want to live with it."

Zhou Zhoushan laughed wildly, "You have no self-knowledge, you are a bird but hate your own kind, this is unreasonable." ”

"Now let's talk about the next plan, I plan to use this budgie to lure out the people of Tingfeng Tower, and when I go to see the antiques, I will hang this cage on the tree."

"Someone will definitely want to take you away then, but I don't lock the cage, you can fly back by yourself."

Xuanying glanced at the bird, "What about it?" ”

Zhou Yishan smiled evilly, "You'll know when the time comes......"