Chapter 502: I Want to Hit Him!
Qiusheng smiled, glanced forward, and saw that Uncle Jiu was still facing away from the two of them, so he whispered: "I have searched all over Yizhuang, but I haven't done half of it." Jing Zhou squinted and smiled: "Dig three feet into the ground and try it." Qiusheng was stunned, can this also work?
Why don't you wait for the master to go out to catch ghosts and dig with a shovel? Jing Zhou and Qiu Sheng whispered, and Uncle Nine sighed at the incense.
This incense was burned to the last thing he wanted to see.
"Master, does that mean something will happen?" Wen Cai asked, and respectfully put a stick of incense on the grandfather, hoping that the grandfather would bless him and not let the yellow skin remember his hatred.
"This incense burns like this, it's hard to think of it! It's a pity that Master Ren didn't listen to persuasion and refused to burn Old Lady Ren's body. Uncle Nine sighed.
If this incense comes out of the house, someone will definitely bury it!
"Master, what should I do? Will Tingting be okay? Wen Cai turned around, looking eager.
It doesn't matter if the Ren family dies, but Tingting can't be fine! If you can save your sweetheart's life, it won't be a problem to marry a daughter-in-law.
"What to do? Didn't you see that I had someone send the coffin back to Yizhuang? Uncle Nine said angrily, took two steps forward, and came to the coffin of Old Lady Ren.
"Master, what's wrong with this coffin?" Wen Cai asked, staring back and forth at Old Lady Ren's coffin.
"The coffin is no problem, but this old lady is not a stable one", Jing Zhou laughed, and pushed the lid of the coffin of the old lady Ren open with a force in his hand.
"Meaning, master, let the old lady be blessed!" Qiu Sheng forgot to glance at the coffin, compared to the daytime, the old lady Ren was not only a lot bloated, but also had a lot of nails.
"The hair on my body has also grown!" Wen Cai exclaimed.
"It's not good, he wants a corpse!" Uncle Nine took advantage of his hand and closed the coffin lid again. Wen Cai asked, "Master, is Old Lady Ren going to become a zombie?" ”
"Yes, people are divided into good people and bad people, corpses are divided into zombies and dead corpses, and the corpse of the old lady Ren is the corpse that is about to become a zombie!" Uncle Nine lit two sticks of incense and inserted them in front of the ancestral master's spirit card.
Jing Zhou said with a smile: "Senior brother, don't worry too much, the water will cover the earth." ”
"Judging from the condition of Old Lady Ren, even if the corpse changes, it won't pose much of a threat for the time being, I'm worried about how to bury Old Lady Ren in peace", Uncle Nine sighed, and instructed Wencai Qiusheng: "Go and prepare paper, pen, ink and swords." ”
"Pen and paper, ink sword?" Wencai Qiusheng and the others looked confused, both confused. Jing Zhou said: "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword, Wencai, your long-awaited big rooster can be stewed tonight!" As soon as Jing Zhou's words fell, Wen Cai and Qiusheng cheered and ran towards the backyard.
"These two stinky boys!" Uncle Nine shook his head.
"Senior brother, it's getting late, I'll go back first." Jing Zhou got up from the chair, said goodbye to Uncle Jiu, and walked outside.
Anyway, if nothing happens, Old Lady Ren won't be corpse tonight.
"Senior brother, if you have time tomorrow, you can go to Renfu with me." Uncle Nine shouted outward. It is not a simple matter to find a new tomb and suppress Master Ren's corpse qi.
And this feng shui treasure land surrounded by dragons and tigers, guarded by mountains and rivers, where is it so easy to find?
I'm afraid that the feng shui treasure has not been found yet, and the old lady Ren has already been transformed. The treasure land that can suppress the corpse qi in the feng shui treasure land is very rare, but it can be met but not sought, ordinary people look for a lifetime, may not be able to find such a treasure land.
In addition to burning the body of the old lady Ren, Uncle Nine didn't think of any good way for the time being, but it was not easy for the old man Ren to explain, but fortunately, the junior brother can speak well, and his mouth is sharp, this kind of difficult thing will naturally be handed over to the junior brother, after all, the senior brother is in trouble.
The more I thought about Uncle Jiu, the more reliable he felt, and even his tightly locked brows were stretched.
"Good!" , followed by a sound of closing the door, Jingzhou people have left Yizhuang. Not long after, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng came back with a rooster, an ink bucket, and a wooden sword in their arms.
"Where's Uncle Shi?"
"Yes, what about Uncle Shi?" Wencai and Qiusheng glanced around a few times.
"When I go back, I'm still stunned about what to do, give me the!" Uncle Nine snorted coldly, took the rooster from Wen Cai's hand and bled it.
These two stinky boys, there is really no day for him to worry.
"Oh, I know, Uncle Shi must have seen that there was tiring and dirty work to do, so he went back early!" Qiusheng said it with certainty.
"You talk a lot!" Uncle Nine got the ink fountain right, handed it to Qiusheng and Wencai, and instructed: "Play the coffin of the old lady Ren, and the whole coffin must be played!" ”
"So, to be a man, you have to fight for anger, the most important thing for a person to die is to lose your breath, if you don't keep getting angry, you will hurt others and yourself like you!" After the ninth uncle went out, Qiusheng slapped the old lady Ren's coffin.
"Oops, Qiusheng, you're complaining? Hurry up and play it, otherwise this thing will come out of it, and Tingting will be in danger! Wen Cai picked up the ink fountain line and flicked it hard.
"Tingting, Tingting, you know Tingting......"
"Qiusheng, don't you like Tingting? Beautiful people and rich ......"
"Yes, that's fair competition." Yizhuang is a place where the dead are parked. Therefore, Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang was built in the western suburbs of Renjia Town, and there is still some distance from the town.
In the middle of Yizhuang and the town, there is a forest, and walking along the forest path is much faster to get to the town.
After coming out of Yizhuang, Jing Zhou walked into the forest path with Ah Jiu in his arms.
"Ah Jiu, have you ever felt the yin qi?" Jing Zhou frowned, the forest had been walking for more than half of the time, but he hadn't encountered anything dirty.
Could it be because he was holding the Three Flavors True Fire Talisman in his hand? Or is it because of holding Ah Jiu? Jing Zhou walked from the path in the forest, firstly, to save time, and secondly, he remembered that the female ghost Xiaoyu would be born in the forest tonight.
The little ghost carries the sedan chair, and the little jade wears red makeup, and this forest should be full of yin and spirit.
"Childe, Ah Jiu didn't feel the yin qi."
"None? Forget it, this kid Qiusheng seems to have a fate with ghosts, anyway, in the end, there is a senior brother to clean up the mess......" Jing Zhou looked around again, there was no ghost at all, but in a weed pile under a crooked neck tree, there was a stone niche that covered the land.
Jing Zhou put away the yellow charm, untied the wine pot around his waist, took two steps forward, and poured half a pot of wine in front of the Digong Temple: "Brother, I've worked hard for you, the small temple has no incense, and I work in vain." ”
"Childe, this land temple seems to be a little different." Ah Jiu frowned, but he couldn't tell what was different.
"Hahaha, no matter how different it is, it's the Land Temple after all, let's go, it's too late to go back, so Xiaohong should be in a hurry......" The next day, Jingzhou accompanied Uncle Jiu to Ren's mansion.
The ninth uncle in front of the gate of the Ren family said: "Senior brother, in short, this matter still needs to be explained to you and Master Ren, although the ink fountain line can temporarily suppress Old Master Ren, it is not a long-term solution." Jing Zhou nodded,
"Senior brother, I'll do my best." Uncle Nine wanted to say a few more words, and suddenly someone had already run out of Ren's Mansion and made a gesture of invitation: "Uncle Nine, the master is already waiting inside." Uncle Nine nodded and followed the man into Ren's Mansion.
"How about it, let it be magnificent." Jing Zhou looked at Wencai and Qiusheng, these two people seemed to be Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, if they hadn't taken care of the ninth uncle who was walking in front, they would have already started everywhere and tried the scenery of Renfu.
"Grandiose, it's much better by Master Yizhuang!" Wen Cai nodded vigorously.
"It's more magnificent than Uncle Shi's yard!" Qiusheng added.
"So whoever marries Miss Ren will not have to worry about it for the rest of his life~" Jing Zhou chuckled lightly and kept up with Uncle Jiu's pace.
Qiusheng suddenly realized, and said sullenly: "Uncle Shi, you don't want to grab Miss Ren with us, do you?" Jing Zhou stumbled and almost fell.
is still robbing Miss Ren with you, he Jingzhou is a person who is short of money? Is it necessary to rush to be a door-to-door son-in-law with the two of you?
Jing Zhou sighed and walked forward,
"Qiusheng, Uncle Shi has thought about it, I will go to Cuixiang Building tomorrow, and I will only bring Wencai."
"Uncle Shi, isn't it......" Qiusheng screamed. Wencai stabbed Qiusheng,
"How can you say that! Where is it robbing with the two of us, there is clearly a nasty security team captain Ah Wei, and Uncle Shi is robbing with the three of us! "Jing Zhou's heart suddenly 10,000 alpacas flew by, Wencai, why are you so showy, there are three people!
How dare this brain circuit be a little more powerful? Have a multiplayer scuffle?
"Wencai, don't go to Cuixiang Building tomorrow......" Wencai looked resentful. Uncle Shi, what kind of dog bites what Dongbin, I don't know how to be enthusiastic.
Why didn't you take him to Cuixiang House and Yihong Courtyard? He's right. Ah Wei is eyeing Tingting, what is it?
Ren Fa and Ah Wei in the hall of Renfu drank tea, talked about some things about the yamen, and asked a few words casually, and Ren Fa lost confidence in this cousin.
The mud couldn't support the wall, so it was in vain that he wasted all his efforts to get Ah Wei to the yamen.
"Cousin-in-law, Tingting is not small." Ah Wei took a sip of tea and looked at Ren Tingting, who was arranging flowers on the side, with a lewd smile on his face.
Ren Tingting wore a chrysanthemum shirt today, and the whole person looked exceptionally delicate, Ah Wei felt that the deer had hit it even harder, and a forest had been knocked down by the deer in half.
"Tingting, it's not small~" Ren Fa said.
"It's time to find her an in-law." Ah Wei smiled even brighter, and praised his wit. He reminded his cousin-in-law that Tingting's marriage would definitely come to an end soon.
This is a radius of fifty miles, no, it is a radius of one hundred miles, except for him Ah Wei, who else can match Tingting?
If my cousin-in-law doesn't marry Tingting to herself, who else can she marry?
"It's time to find an in-law." Ren Fa took a sip of tea and replied, as if he didn't hear the meaning of Ah Wei's words.
If Ah Wei can do a three, five or six in the yamen, he can consider letting Tingting and this kid kiss each other, at this time in his eyes, this nephew is a two-legged toad.
"So, I think ......" Ah Wei's words dragged on for a long time, and he was so straightforward, did he have to say those last few words?
Shouldn't it be my cousin-in-law who said, "Ah Wei, you are very good, young and promising." You and Tingting are childhood sweethearts again, and I plan to marry Tingting to you. "Isn't this cousin-in-law too unscrupulous!
"What do you think?"
"You want tea?"
"I'll pour it for you!" Ren Fa's face suddenly turned cold. What the hell are you kid doing in your heart, I don't know yet?
If you want to marry Tingting, don't even think about it! I got the position of the captain of the security team for you, but I can't help it, and I still want to marry Tingting?
The Ren family is in your hands, I'm afraid that you will be ruined before you die!
"Uncle Nine, how happened to my father's coffin?" Seeing Uncle Nine coming in, Ren Fa got up from the sofa with a smile to greet him.
"I came with my junior brother today, and I was about to discuss this matter with Master Ren." Uncle Jiu's face was solemn, and Ren Fa had a bad premonition.
"Uncle Nine, then let's discuss it in the study." Ren Fa made an inviting gesture. Uncle Nine nodded, and went upstairs with Ren Fa, only then did he realize that his junior brother was lagging behind, coughed downstairs, and hurriedly glanced at Jing Zhou.
"Senior brother, don't worry, I'll go up." Jing Zhou replied upwards and turned to Ah Wei, who was making a fist gesture towards him.
"Hey, what do you see, just like you sick seedling, and you still want to think about my cousin? I see that you look lewd, have you done anything bad? ”
"I think you're a flower thief! Don't let me get your hands on you! Otherwise, hum ...... "Ah Wei's appearance is becoming more and more fierce, and the kid in front of him makes him feel a little bit of threat, and he looks a little handsome, although it is still a lot worse than him Ah Wei."
Fortunately, this kid is empty, well, and a little obscene! Seeing that the kid in front of him seemed to be frightened by his tall and domineering spirit, Ah Wei pushed his glasses, very proud.
Jing Zhou was stunned. He admitted that his face was weak, after all, it was really empty. Flower thief, well, to be determined.
But...... Is he lewd? What kind of look is this TMD Ah Wei? How bad a conscience do you have to be to say such a unique thing?
If it weren't for Ren Fa's hands and eyes, he would be regarded as the emperor of the soil in Renjia Town, and with the mouth of this kid Ah Wei, he would not be able to sit in the position of the captain of the security team, even if his ancestor sat on it with green smoke, he might die on the street in less than three days.
"Look at what, look!"
"Not convinced?"
"No matter how you kid looks, you can't compare to my Ah Wei Shuai!" Ah Wei snorted coldly, and then pointed to Wencai and Qiusheng, who had just come in from outside the door, and said angrily: "And the two of you, don't think that I don't know what you are thinking, stay away from Tingting, otherwise, hum ......"
"My cousin and I are childhood sweethearts, playing from childhood to adulthood", Ah Wei wanted to say more, Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Ren Tingting walking over from the side with a plate of tea, and hurriedly changed her words: "Although she plays at her house and I play at my house, I also play from childhood to adulthood." Speaking of fun, Ah Wei laughed a few times, stepped forward and said: "Cousin, how can you do such rough work, come on, just leave this kind of work to your cousin." Wen Cai said in a low voice: "Uncle Shi, this kid is so good!" Qiusheng's voice was a little louder, and he said, "Yes, I want to hit him when I see it!" "If it weren't for this fat guy with a gun pinned to his waist, he would have beaten this security captain to the point where he wouldn't even recognize him!
Jing Zhou comforted Ah Jiu in his arms, and said to Wen Cai Qiusheng and the others: "Then fix him, as long as he doesn't die, he will die in death." "Not to mention that Wencai and Qiusheng want to beat Ah Wei, he wants to pull out a wooden stick from the side and ask Ah Wei to see why the flowers are so red!