Chapter 503: Talking about the corpse

"Can I hug the fox in your hand?" Ren Tingting picked up a cup of tea and handed it to Jing Zhou.

"Hey, hey, what are you going to do!" Ah Wei hurriedly stepped forward, stood in front of Ren Tingting like a thief, and stopped Jing Zhou aside.

This little white face is uneasy and kind at first glance!

If you want to bubble Tingting, with him Ah Wei here, don't even think about it!

"Cousin, what are you doing!" Ren Tingting stomped her foot.

"Cousin, we've known each other for so many years, and I haven't drunk the tea you brought by yourself", as he spoke, Ah Wei found that something was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, my cousin is so expensive, how can she do such a rough job, I'll do this kind of thing!" ”

"You kid is good", Jing Zhou patted Ah Wei's shoulder, then plucked a white hair from his head, and said: "Before the old man declines, you kid should be careful in the future, don't raise a wild horse, there is a grassland behind you." ”

Throwing his hair on the ground, Jing Zhou slowly went up to the second floor.

He ...... What does he mean, I don't raise wild horses, I have to raise docile horses! Ah Wei snorted coldly and stepped on the white hair with one foot.

He Captain Awei has nothing to do and often makes up for it, how can it be weak!

Qiusheng's eyes lit up, staring at Ah Wei's head, and then he touched it in his pocket, and his fingertips touched a talisman, and his heart suddenly fell.

Let you be proud first, and you will have to make the captain of the yamen cry for a while!

Ren Tingting said angrily: "Hey, why are you uncles so stingy, and a fox won't let people hug you!" ”

Wen Cai took a step forward and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "That's not the case, Uncle Shi is the most generous, and he took us to Cuixiang Building for a meal yesterday, but, it's just that the fox in Uncle Shi's arms can't hold it." ”

"Why?" Ren Tingting looked puzzled.

"Anyway, I can't hold it, she ...... She ...... "Wen Cai was anxious and stuttered."

Uncle Shi told him that the identities of Ah Jiu and Xiaohong should not be in front of others, otherwise if he marries a daughter-in-law, Uncle Shi will not contribute money.

Uncle Shi is a rich man, if he is a part, Wencai can guess how much money he will have, and he can eat roast suckling pig at least two or three times!

"She's going to bite!" Qiu Sheng suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by the wooden stick in Ah Jiu's hand.

A fox can actually beat people, and he is quite disciplined, and his skills are stronger than his martial arts practice for many years, which is really unreasonable!

The point is, he really can't beat a fox.

Fortunately, the other ghost in Uncle Shi's family was gentle, thinking of this, Qiusheng sighed secretly: "It's still a ghost, if you can meet a female ghost like Xiaohong......"

Upstairs, Jing Zhou found the study, knocked on the door and walked in.

"The trail chief is here, sit!" Ren Fa greeted Jing Zhou.

"Master Ren, let my junior brother explain this matter." Uncle Nine shifted his body and made way for a place.

Jing Zhou sat down against Uncle Jiu, and said, "Master Ren knows zombies?" ”

"Zombies?" Ren Fa was stunned, and a trace of horror flashed in his eyes, but then he hid it again, and said with a puzzled face: "What does Xiao Dao Chang mean by this, what does the matter between the coffin of the ancestor and the zombie?" ”

"Old lady Ren's corpse was manipulated by Mr. Feng Shui twenty years ago, absorbing too much yin qi, and I am afraid that it will be a corpse transformation in the near future, I have discussed with my senior brother, it is best to burn the corpse of Old Lady Ren." Jing Zhou was blunt and told the story of Old Lady Ren.

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Ren Fa's face was pale for a while, blue for a while, and after a while, he finally gritted his teeth and said: "No, you can't burn it with fire anyway, Uncle Nine and Xiao Dao Chang will think of a way." ”

If the corpse is burned, won't the Feng Shui of the Ren family be broken?

Jing Zhou said: "Master Ren, the Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse over the years, and you know the reason for this, it was Mr. Feng Shui twenty years ago who made a mistake. The corpse of this old man was planned by the feng shui gentleman. ”

"In my opinion, as long as Mr. Feng Shui is not dead, even if Senior Brother can find a good tomb and suppress the body of Old Lady Ren, then Mr. Feng Shui will not give up easily, and maybe he will dig Old Lady Ren out of the ground again."

Uncle Nine nodded, "Yes, I didn't expect this before, that Mr. Feng Shui is in the dark, so I have to guard against it." ”

"This ...... This", Ren Fa choked for a while, "Uncle Jiu, Xiaodao Chang let me think about it, after all, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive. ”

Jing Zhou shook his head at Uncle Nine and stopped talking.

"Senior brother, I'll go back and prepare things first, just in case." Ignoring Ren Fa's face, Jing Zhou got up and walked out.

downstairs

Ah Wei pinched his left hand with his right hand, and for some reason, his hands were uncontrollable and wanted to pump himself.

"Smack!"

There was a crisp sound, and the left hand fell the face.

"Smack!"

There was another sound, and the right hand fell on the face.

"Cousin, I'...... I can't help it! ”

"I, I want to hit myself!" Ah Wei wanted to cry without tears, and he didn't know what evil he had hit.

The most important thing is to make a fool of yourself in front of your cousin!

In an instant, he felt that his tall, mighty, handsome and dashing image had been ruined in his cousin's heart.

The next moment, Ah Wei put his hands on the buttons, ignored Ren Tingting's frightened eyes, and took off his clothes.

"Cousin... You, what are you going to do! ”

Ah Wei's sudden "feat" made Ren Tingting's face change greatly, and people hurriedly retreated in fright.

"Cousin, I, you, listen to me! It's not what you think", said Ah Wei, who had already pulled off his clothes and his hands fell on his pants again.

"Ahh

"Cousin, don't!"

Ren Tingting's frightened face turned pale, and when she saw Jing Zhou coming down from upstairs, she hurriedly ran over.

"Cousin, he... He..."Ren Tingting pointed at Ah Wei, unable to speak.

"It's okay, Miss Ren will go upstairs first, with Master Ren here, Captain Ah Wei still knows how to converge." Jing Zhou glanced at Ah Wei, who was red and swollen on his cheeks, and walked out with a smile.

"Stop playing, come with me to buy something first." Out of the hall, Jing Zhou stopped the literary talent who was playing tricks on Ah Wei in the courtyard.

After glancing at Ah Wei, who was staring at his buttocks, Qiusheng said proudly: "Uncle Shi, how is it, let's relieve my anger." ”

Using Ah Wei's hair as a medium, Wen Cai swallowed the concentric talisman, what he does, Ah Wei will follow, and after a while, Ah Wei was ruthlessly rectified by Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng.

Now Qiusheng can think of what Master Ren's reaction will be when he learns about Ah Wei's feat with his ass!

Jing Zhou chuckled, "You two don't know how to catch a toad and put the talisman in the toad's mouth?" ”

Looking at Wen Cai's red face, Jing Zhou felt pain for him.

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Pumping yourself, what a lot of courage to do!

"Qiusheng, why didn't you think of catching a toad?" Wen Cai complained, spit out the rune paper from his mouth, and put on his clothes.

"How could I have imagined such a short amount of time?" Qiusheng shrugged his shoulders and comforted Wen Cai again: "It's okay, Ah Wei's face is much more swollen than yours." ”

Wen Cai nodded, feeling that it didn't seem to be a loss, Ah Wei was indeed worse than him.

After today, Tingting will definitely not like Ah Wei again.

It seems that I still earned it myself......

"Uncle Shi, what are we going to buy, is it lunch?" Wencai, who was in a good mood, rubbed his hands and thought of braised hooves, pig's head meat, and lion's head......

Jing Zhou smiled mysteriously: "I'll know when I get to the two of you." ”

As he spoke, he urged Wencai and Qiusheng to go out.

These two boys, if they don't rush the point, they don't know how to get on the point.

The three of them came to the town in front of Wang Ji's rice shop.

Wencai was greatly disappointed, and the uncle took them to a restaurant instead of a restaurant.

When you come to buy rice, do you want to go back and steam rice?

What is the head of rice?

"Shopkeeper, come a hundred catties of glutinous rice, put two bags, as long as glutinous rice!" Jing Zhou shouted inside.

No matter what time it is, there is never a shortage of profiteers, Jing Zhou remembers that when Qiusheng went to the rice shop to buy rice, he was adulterated by the rice shop owner, so he kept an eye on the boss's movements.

"Uncle Shi, you want to buy a hundred catties of rice, have you finished eating?" Qiu Sheng muttered.

Buy 100 catties of rice, Uncle Shi's family is alone, how long do you have to eat?

"Eat?"

"You kid think this rice is for food?" Jing Zhou glanced at Qiusheng.

After accepting these two apprentices, Uncle Jiu is full of Taoist skills, and ten percent will be lost.

Glutinous rice is the essence of the five grains, the most yang, and a Taoist priest with a bit of inheritance, who knows that glutinous rice is used to deal with zombies.

Wen Cai asked, "If you don't eat Uncle Shi, what are you doing when you buy it?" ”

"Oh, I know, you're going to send it to Yizhuang, the master can't eat so much alone, just buy fifty catties from the uncle."

He often followed his uncle to the restaurant these days, and he couldn't look down on the food in Yizhuang anymore, so he naturally picked himself out of Yizhuang. Wen Cai said a serious thing, so determined that Jing Zhou shook his head when he heard it, fortunately Uncle Nine didn't stand here, otherwise he would have to jump like thunder.

Wencai, really lives up to his name, is a talent.

"Childe, your rice." The owner of the rice shop looked flattering and walked out of it with two bags of rice.

These days, there are not many people who buy so much rice at once.

Jingzhou nodded, paid the money, and instructed Wencai and Qiusheng: "What are you still doing in a daze, carry it, you two won't think that I brought you here to watch the play!" ”

Ranwen

Stroking Ah Jiu's smoother and smoother fur, Jing Zhou slowly walked forward.

"It would be nice to watch a play."

Wencai and Qiusheng each muttered, and reluctantly picked up the rice and followed.

The two looked at each other, and they both felt that they wanted to go together.

This is a man, you must be a master, an uncle, and don't be an apprentice and a nephew.

Back in the small courtyard, Jing Zhou asked Wencai and Qiusheng to pour the glutinous rice on the ground and expose it to the sun to increase the yang energy of the glutinous rice.

The corpse of this old lady, anyway, will not be tonight, or tomorrow night, it will break out of the coffin, and this hundred catties of glutinous rice will come in handy when it is poured.

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"There is one more thing, the two of you will go back to Yizhuang in a while, go and carry out the coffin of the old lady Ren, put it in the sun to dry, and give him the corpse." After taking a sip of the tea handed over by Ah Jiu, Jing Zhou moistened the mulberry and added.

Wencai and Qiusheng spread out the glutinous rice on the ground, and responded casually.

Jing Zhou said: "You two stinky boys, don't think about being lazy, if you take my words as a deaf ear, when the old lady Ren comes out, Miss Ren will be in danger, you two, don't think about being the son-in-law of the Ren family." ”

"How so? Uncle Shi rest assured! After Qiusheng finished spreading the rice, the person flashed to the table.

There are several colors of dried fruit compote on the table, and there are two kinds of pastries.

Qiusheng picked up a piece of pastry and put it in his mouth, praising it: "It's better to be here than Uncle Shi, there is nothing missing." ”

It's a pity that there is too much difference between the master and the uncle, and the yard of the uncle is not a righteous village.

Wen Cai picked up an apple, took a big bite, and said with a lake in his mouth: "Uncle Shi, when will this old lady become a corpse?" Am I going to tell Tingting? ”

"That's right, I'm going to tell Tingting!" Qiusheng raised his head and shouted.

Jing Zhou unexpectedly glanced at Wen Cai, and couldn't think of Wen Cai thinking of this, but unfortunately Wen Cai's head is not good from time to time.

"How do I know when Master Ren's corpse will change? You have to go and tell Ren Tingting to do whatever you want, but while this is the right time, you two will go back to Yizhuang first and carry the coffin out to dry. ”

After instructing Wencai and Qiusheng a few words, Jing Zhou sent the two out, at this time, at noon, the yang qi was the heaviest, and it was a good time to help the old lady Ren go to the corpse.

Ah Jiu sat down on the side, there were no outsiders at this time, and she didn't have to turn back into a fox.

Compared with the fox body, she was more interested in her own human body, because Gongzi once said that the human body is deep in the second of creation, the five internal organs correspond to the five elements, and the three hundred and sixty-five acupuncture points correspond to Zhou Tian Xingdou, which is the most suitable for cultivation.

"Childe, since the old lady Ren will be transformed into a corpse, why not destroy him now?" Ah Jiu asked.

Old lady Ren has been staying by Jingzhou's side since the coffin was moved, and she is quite clear about the ins and outs of this matter.

"This is called human sophistication, you are a demon, and you don't understand the complexity of people's hearts." Jing Zhou picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for Ah Jiu, and said with a smile: "People's hearts are the most complicated, Ren Fa has not seen the corpse of Old Lady Ren with his own eyes, if Senior Brother and I destroy Old Lady Ren's corpse, he will definitely not give up, maybe he will still hold a grudge against me and Senior Brother in his heart." ”

Ah Jiu nodded, as if he understood, "Why is the human heart so complicated?" ”

"Because of greed. If you want more, you have to calculate. Compared with humans, the world of demons is simpler, frank and reckless. Jing Zhou sighed, although some monsters are stupid, they are also stupid and cute.

Shijia Town

Zhu Kee Tea House

Shi Gongzi is a frequent visitor here.

Today, he sat in his exclusive position as always, and when he saw Xiaozhu happened to come over with tea, Shi Gongzi took off his sunglasses, revealing two cross-eyed eyes, and with a squinting face, he leaned towards Xiaozhu's face, but was avoided by Xiaozhu.

After pouring the tea, Xiaozhu hurriedly flashed aside.

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Shi Gongzi smiled obscenely, raised the hand that had touched Xiaozhu just now, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it intoxicatedly, and then looked at the old man sitting beside him, with gray hair and strange clothes, and said proudly: "How is the mage, how is this son's ability?" As he spoke, he touched Xiaozhu's body with both hands in the air.

This is in the court, and everyone is watching the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, but it is his Shi Gongzi's housekeeping skills, and he has already practiced perfectly, reaching the peak!

"Shi Gongzi has good skills!" The mage praised it, he could be so shameless, he had lived for decades, and it was the first time he had seen it.

Although this kid is obscene, he is also a talent!

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