Chapter 45: Do You Know the Relationship Between Men and Women?
"Okay, you wild girl, you have the courage to grow hair, you don't come back for a few days and nights, and you will sleep as soon as you get home!"
The familiar sound shook Huamo's eyes wide, and she immediately sat up, looked around, and rubbed her eyes vigorously. The family portrait at the head of the bed, the pictorial on the wall, and the succulent pot on the windowsill that was raised to death and was reluctant to throw away......
"You're crazy, don't you, remember what your last name is? Do you remember what your wife's name is? β
The deafening shouts continued to come from the other end of the door, and she finally came back to her senses, it was the voice of the flower master, and she was in her room at this moment. She quickly stepped out of bed, unable to put on her shoes, and rushed to the door barefoot, and was about to twist the handle when the door opened from the outside.
Grandma Hua held a spatula, looking like she was about to stew pork with rattan, and scolded: "Are you willing to get up?" The moon is going to bask your ass! β
The pink apron, coupled with the transparent mask to prevent oil smoke, is still the classic stir-fry shape, with the full fire of menopause. Flowerfoam froze for a few seconds, unable to speak, until the spatula slammed it on her head.
"Sleep stupid, huh? β¦β¦ Feed! What a madness! β
Hua Mo hugged Hua Shi's grandmother suddenly, and cried: "Woo woo! I called you, you hung up on me! β
"Nonsense!"
"Really, I'll show you the call logs!" Hua Mo let go of her hand and groped the pockets of her clothes, "Strange, where is my phone?" β
The spatula slapped his ass again: "You even lost your phone?" β
"Didn't lose it!" Huamo turned around and ran back to the room, turned over the bed and lifted the pillow, and died in a hurry, but couldn't find the phone. She stretched out her hand to reach for the bottom of the bed, could it be that she had fallen through the crack in the bed?
Well? What is soft, hot, and exhales?
"What are you touching?"
"Cell phone...... Yes! Frightened, Flowerfoam retracted her paws and crawled out of bed.
Who? Who's under the bed!
The bed automatically moved out of a larger gap, and while holding up her phone with one hand, a head she was equally familiar with was revealedβHe Qingxian. He shook his phone and smiled at her: "Are you looking for this?" β
"Mom! Hell yes! She held her head and closed her eyes, and suddenly opened them, and He Qingxian was looking at her close to her in a side-lying position, with a complicated expression. Realizing that she was also lying on her side, she immediately sat up and accidentally kicked the rolling pin at the end of the bed.
In the dark of the night, nothing has changed.
It's still that anti-wolf stick, she is still in ancient times.
"What did you dream about?" Seeing her lost appearance, He Qingxian crossed her arms and quipped, "Still touching me, could it be ......?"
Before she finished speaking, she didn't succeed in diverting Hua Mo's attention, she cried out with a "wow", and He Qingxian was so anxious that he also sat up.
"Shhhh He tapped her fingers through the quilt, "I'm teasing you, don't cry." β
"Whew-"
"Oh, you ......" This situation is also the first time he has encountered it, he is at a loss, and he can't care about touching her in a panic, so he grabbed her hand and pressed it on his body, "Don't cry, let you touch it." β
How can anyone comfort a girl like this? She pulled out her paw and whimpered, "You think beautifully, take the opportunity to eat my tofu." β
He Qingxian couldn't cry or laugh, who eats whom? Putting the cart before the horse? He took something out from under the quilt and stuffed it into her hand.
"Are you looking for this?"
How did he get it? Huamo stopped crying, quickly hid her phone behind her, and hesitated: "You...... Where did you come from...... Didn't look around, did you? β
"A strange broken brick, what's there to look at."
β¦β¦ That's right, last time even the last 10% of the battery was exhausted, isn't it just a rotten brick in their eyes? But...... Hua Mo looked at him hesitantly, but he was withdrawn from the emotion of the dream just now, but as if he suddenly remembered something, he pinched He Qingxian's chin and looked up and down.
"When did you wake up?"
"Knowingly?" He Qingxian slapped her claws away, "I was just woken up by you." β
"You!" What a tiger and wolf word this is! Hua Mo was speechless, slapped his forehead with one palm, pressed the other palm on his head, and repeatedly confirmed, "Finally no more burning." She breathed a sigh of relief and got up to light the candles in the room, and He Qingxian saw a basin and towels next to the bed.
"Am I sick?"
"Fever, uh, plague...... No, what did the doctor say...... Oh! Warm sickness! Foam counted her fingers, "Three days, you slept for three whole days!" β
Three days ago in the morning, they had just come out of Xue Meimei's house, He Qingxian said that he wanted to see He Shangjia alone, and Hua Mo and Xiang Tongtong went home. She had lunch with her in-laws filial piety, and after eating, she specially told Xiang Tongtong not to disturb her sleep, but before her saliva wet the pillow, she was woken up by Xiaolan's anxious knock on the door.
Only then did she learn that her nominal husband said coolly in the morning that she was going to Hefu to "fight quickly", and was carried back without a word in the afternoon.
"When your mother saw you like a dead pig, she was frightened. Your father quickly hired a doctor to give you both a needle, she woke up, you just coughed a few times, and there was no other movement. β
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"But it's still breathing, it's a living person. The doctor comes to give you a needle every day, and Xiaolan and I give you medicine. After a sudden pause, she laughed, "Wordless also wanted to help feed the medicine, but I stopped me." I'm afraid he's too rude, so I'll just pour your breath haha. β
The corners of He Qingxian's mouth twitched: "It's really a husband, I'm grateful." β
"What's polite with me?" Hua Mo waved his hand haughtily and said the point, "You keep this kindness in mind, and you can find a chance to repay me in the future." β
ββ¦β¦ Yes. β
Hua Mo took the basin away from the bedside, twisted the towel and said, "At first, I thought that the negotiation would not work, and He Shangjia was so angry that he beat you up." But without words, you said that you had negotiated, and you fainted when you got out of the gate of Hefu. β
"Well, it's settled." Businessmen make profits, which is the easiest to solve.
"Didn't you feel uncomfortable that morning? Fainting directly? β
He Qingxian lay back on her side on the bed, her waist against the wall, watching her dry the towel, and decided to omit the unnecessary description.
"Nope."
In fact, she didn't say anything about him staying up late to prepare for the conference recently, and she also remembered that the doctor took the pulse and said that he had an old problem with his head disease, so ordinary people would not feel nothing. And he chose not to say it, maybe he didn't want the people around him to worry.
ββ¦β¦ All right. She replied easily, blew out the candles, and lifted the quilt corners, "Then go to bed early, and I will go to the rice shop tomorrow." β
"I'll go there early tomorrow."
"Are you a workaholic?" Hua Mo snorted dissatisfiedly, "I mean I'll go, you stay at home for a few more days." β
"You? Are you sure? β
"What...... Are you afraid that I will take away your family business? β
"Poof." He Qingxian smiled, "It's good, I'll rely on my wife to make money to support me in the future." β
"There's no way to eat soft rice...... Little White Face...... Shameful...... Whew......"
There was an even breathing sound next to him, and the corners of He Qingxian's mouth rose, and he didn't answer again. Only with the rhythm of her exhaling and inhaling, she fell asleep together unconsciously.
When I woke up the next day, Hua Mo was no longer on the bed, and He Qingxian touched the towel on his forehead, which was still warm. He got up and pushed open the door, and found Xiaolan waiting in the courtyard, and immediately greeted him when he came out.
"Young master, you're up, it's great! The young lady said that you woke up last night! β
"Yes, what time is it?" He looked around the yard, but there was still no figure, "Where did she go?" β
Xiaolan understood: "The young lady went to the rice shop in the morning, and she was preparing to have lunch at this time." β
"Did she really go?" Isn't it just a lip service?
"Yes, young master." Xiaolan had to praise her master, "The young lady has gone to the shop to do some work these days, so you can rest assured." β
ββ¦β¦ It is reliable. β
"Bah, look at my mouth, don't worry! Feel relieved! Xiao Lanle said, "The old lady must be very happy to see you wake up, I'll go tell them." β
I was really happy, and when I stepped into the side hall, the surging care of the old mother immediately came to my face.
"I'm dripping!" Mrs. He got up from her seat excitedly, walked towards him quickly, and almost fell on top of him, "Finally woke up!" I'm sorry for you! β
Hua Mo saw this scene as soon as she came back, although it was the exaggeration she expected, but He Qingxian's helpless expression still made her laugh.
"Mother, I'm fine......" He grabbed the arm of the He family on one side and mouthed at Hua Mo Nunu, and she immediately stepped forward to help the other side with interest.
"In the past three days, my mother can't eat and sleep well, eat and worship the Buddha every day, fortunately you woke up, otherwise how would I live!"
"Mother, why don't you sit down first?" I'm sorry, she has to interrupt this scene of mother-son affection, "Qingxian's illness may not be complete, so she can't do it." β
"That's it, don't worry." The He family also came over and helped the He family's mother-in-law's shoulders.
"Yo, yes, yes." When the He family's mother-in-law heard this, her body was not weak in an instant, she sat down obediently and shook one of He Qingxian's hands, "Does your head still hurt?" Call the doctor again? β
He Qingxian soothed: "It's okay, you don't need to call a doctor, just take a few days of medicine." β
"That's good, that's good." Mrs. He patted his hands, turned around and asked Mei Tuan, "Where's the soup?" Is it all over? β
"Mrs. Hui, this will be served."
"Okay." Mrs. He nodded reassuringly, and continued to care about her son, "Stewed pig brain with Chuanxiong and Angelica Angelica, you can finish the whole cup later." β
ββ¦β¦ Pig brains? In his memory, it seems that this ingredient has never appeared on the table of the He family.
"What Xiaohua said this morning, what is to make up for the form, you have a headache and fever, I have to make up for your brain."
"......" A disgusting touch slid through his throat at the thought of the shape, and he looked speechlessly at the thoughtful suggestor.
How's that, touched man? The flower foam winked at him.
I can only say that I haven't eaten for three days, and this meal is really hard to swallow.
During this period, Hua Mo watched the He family's mother-in-law keep serving him vegetables, and the He family's father told him to drink all the soup, and he had to accept it with a wry smile.
is a man who is mature enough to be in charge, and when he is sick, he is cared for by his father and mother like a baby, which is really ridiculous and cute. Could it be that this is the exclusive favor of the only seedling in the family? Is it because this ancient man is particularly exaggerated? Modern times don't seem to be so pretentious, right? No, no, three days in a coma is not an ordinary minor illness, and it is normal for parents to be nervous.
Halfway through her academic thinking, she suddenly felt the bowl in her hand sink, and looked down to see what was going on! Who put a spoonful of pig brains!
"Lady, you can eat too." He Qingxian looked at her with a smile and spit out the four keywords, "to, form, complement, form." β
"Huh...... Husband, you, it's so good. The wry smile took turns, and at this moment it shifted to her face. In front of everyone's eyes, in order not to be broken into thoughts, only as soon as the eyes were closed, the swallow was swallowed, and this mouthful went down.
100 steps after eating, what is the special effect? I can't remember. But she was just trying to speed up the digestion of pig brains in her stomach by walking, and she didn't care if she couldn't think of it.
However, the good husband who had just recovered from a serious illness and caused her indigestion inexplicably followed at the sixtieth step and accosted her like a lewd man.
"Workout?"
ββ¦β¦ There is something to talk about. "That's right, it was she who tricked people into drinking pig brain soup first, but that doesn't mean she can't hold a grudge against his revenge.
"What medicine did you give them?"
"Medicine?"
"Little flower?" The previous relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law didn't seem to be so harmonious, right? It's not so intimate, is it?
"Well, I can't tell......" she raised her index finger between her lips, pretending to be mysterious, "whispering among women. β
"Then, how did the two reconcile?" He remembered that before he fell into a coma, the two elders had an awkward quarrel over Tongtong's affairs and ignored each other. According to the speed of quarrels and reconciliation in the past, it should not be so fast. "That can't be said either?"
"Yes, but not necessarily." The flower foam stopped at the ninety-ninth step.
He was confused.
"Relationship between men and women......" she smiled sneeringly, "you know? β