At noon, the wind swept a little bit of sunlight, and lazily sneaked indoors, making people drowsy. If you don't pay attention, the picture scroll "snaps" and falls to the ground, waking up the snoozing master.

"Yikes." The hand holding the chin was suddenly released, and the He family's mother-in-law was just about to bend over, but Mei Tuan took the first step to pick up the scroll.

"Madam, why don't you rest on the couch?"

Mrs. He took the scroll and squinted her eyes: "This is going, this is going, I'll look at it for a while." ”

"Are you admiring the portrait that the master painted for you again?" Mei Tuan turned behind her, beating her shoulders and boasting, "It's so good, it's exactly the same as when Madame was young, and she has always been a great beauty." ”

"Just count your little mouth as sweet!" The He family's mother-in-law covered her lips shyly, but she couldn't hide her smugness, "I really didn't expect that your master would still be very attentive and play sneaky." ”

"Yes, thanks to the young lady who accidentally found the scroll in the study, I know that the master has long been obsessed with you."

"Oh, I'm old, what do you love or not, shame on you!" The He family's mother-in-law smiled, patted Mei Tuan's arm twice, and carefully rolled up the scroll, and explained in a low voice, "Put it away, don't let your master see it." Xiaohua was right, she couldn't let him know that we had discovered the scroll, lest he be embarrassed. ”

"Yes, ma'am." Mei Tuan took it easily, remembered something more important, and leaned into the ear of the He family's mother-in-law with a smile, "The undershirt that the young lady gave you, do you still have to prepare it tonight?" ”

"Shh Mrs. He glanced out the window sneakily to make sure that no one was passing by, and then nodded sheepishly, "Just, just prepare...... Oops, it's all because they're young and have a lot of tricks! ”

"Ha-Qiu!"

"Ha-Qiu!"

"Ha-Qiu!"

Who? Who the hell poked her in the back in the back? Caused her to sneeze three times in a row! Hua Mo shrugged her nose and continued to ask sternly: "So, do you understand the relationship between men and women?" ”

"I don't understand." He Qingxian shook his head firmly.

“…… Straight men. The straightforward answer was successfully exchanged for her verbal certification.

"Straight man? Why? He first looked innocent, then looked down at some sensitive parts, and suddenly realized, "Then I am." ”

Not ashamed, but proud? It's hopeless! Hua Mo didn't plan to explain, and coolly threw a look full of meaning, let him experience it for himself.

But he still approached without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Could it be that there are still people who look forward to their husbands lingering in the flowers day and night, and are well versed in the art of men and women?" ”

"." Hua Mo bounced off on the spot, and decided to keep a safe distance from him, sticking to the principle of the three chapters of the law, "In short, the things at home are all settled, and you can recuperate with peace of mind." ”

Behind his hands, he put away his shyness and laughed lightly: "Now the lady is more virtuous and virtuous, and I am very pleased with my husband." ”

I don't know why, but whenever something came out of his mouth to praise her, it automatically added a layer of irony to her ears, and the absurd thing was that this feeling was still very familiar. She remembered what he had said when he was unconscious, and she wanted to ask what was going on, even if it was a shallow temptation. I was worried that it was simply his fever and unconscious chatter, which would bring even greater disappointment.

He Qingxian didn't wait for the expected reply, turned around and looked, I don't know when she squatted down, and picked up a dead branch, drawing circles in a daze. He bent forward slightly, and teased her in a dumb voice: "What? Boasted? ”

She looked up at his shoe and looked at his raised eyebrows, and for a moment she almost couldn't help herself, trying to fill all her doubts. But at the last second, he was still pressed back into his stomach by reason, and changed to a chuckling face: "What a virtuous lady, cut, get it." ”

Sensing this slight change, he was stunned, but before he had time to think about it, he was changed the topic by her.

"Get down to business." Hua Mo stood up and patted the soil on her body indiscriminately, "In the morning, I went back to the rice shop, and it happened that someone from the imperial dining room came to inform me that this year, for the sake of fairness, all packaging should be uniform, and no own packaging should be used, and paper bags will be distributed in a few days." ”

After all, there was only one week left, and there was an inexplicable change in such a short period of time, and Hua Mo thought that he would be anxious after hearing about it. But He Qingxian didn't look surprised, but looked at the potted plants whose leaves were about to fall off disapprehantly, and asked for a long time.

"Who, who is in the Imperial Dining Room?"

Yes? Does it matter? Foam scratches her head.

"What's your last name...... It seems to be ...... Steep? "Anyway, it's just a father-in-law, no different from the father-in-law in the TV series." Tall, a little shorter than me. His face was pale...... Ah, there's a hairy black mole in the middle of my chin. She stared at the mole.

"Grandpa Cen." Then it is not surprising. He Qingxian's eyes darkened, "He is a member of Xin Zhuo's faction." ”

What? Another nemesis? You have too many enemies in the He family! Hua Mo's eyes widened and she swallowed: "So, what should I do?" ”

The last time I was chased and killed by bad guys on the mountain road, I still remember vividly, Mom, the ancient business was too bloody, she missed the modern harmonious and civilized society under the rule of law!

"What are you afraid of, we also have people." He was amused by her appearance and curled the corners of his lips, "You'll know then." ”

It's such a time, and you still sell it? Hua Mo said "oh" angrily. Okay, Bodhisattva bless, since there is someone up there, just make sure she doesn't die.

"So it's not a big deal, is it? Then I'll go back to soaking up a nap. She patted her ass and was about to leave, but her sleeve was pulled.

"Huh?"

He Qingxian let go of his hand and was a little more serious than just now: "You also have to think of a way to package it." I'm afraid there will be fraud, beware in advance. ”

"Huh? Isn't there a big guy covering us? What are you afraid of! "It's not her turn to play a small role, right?

"Prepare with both hands, after all, you are also the owner." He paused, his voice so gentle that it didn't match what he said, "Something happened, raiding the house, and connecting the nine clans." ”

A gust of wind blew, freezing her hands around her neck, for fear that the master's head would be lost. She asked tentatively, "Huh...... No, not really...... You scare me? ”

"You might as well give it a try."

"Don't!" She waved her hand decisively, "I'll come, I'll think of ideas!" ”

What are you kidding, if this body is gone, and the soul stays here, won't it never go back to modern times? She doesn't want to be a female ghost in the Qing Dynasty!

"I'm optimistic about you." The trick succeeded, He Qingxian rewarded her with an encouraging smile, shook off her robe, and threw out the sentence "I'm going back to the rice shop", leaving her alone in the messy wind.

In the next few days, she racked her brains and didn't think about tea and dinner. Looking back on the past 20 years of life, especially focusing on her high school and college studies, Huamo tried to dig out some life wisdom and useful classroom knowledge from the depths of her rusty brain, so that she could keep this little head.

The paper has long been crawling with dense formulas, on which one cross after another has been drawn, a few brushes lie horizontally on the inkstone, and more paper has been scattered on the ground to show that it is invalid.

Another piece of new paper was scattered from the desk, Ah Zhu happily picked it up, made up a few strokes left and right, raised it and shouted excitedly.

"Young lady, sister! Do you look at these two kings, do they look like Uncle Sanshui? ”

Hua Mo sat slumped on the wooden chair, didn't even bother to raise his eyelids for half a minute, and was weak: "Like like." ”

"What are you coaxing the children of?" Ah Zhu tugged at the corners of her skirt dissatisfied, and held up two pieces of paper persistently, "Then look at it, which one is more similar?" ”

"Azhu, don't mess around."

Thankfully, Xiaolan showed up in time to save her ears!

"Let's go out and play, good." Xiaolan rubbed Ah Zhu's hair, watched him out of the room, and then put the rice soup in front of Hua Mo, "Young lady, you don't have much appetite these days, drink some rice soup to strengthen your spleen and stomach." ”

Woo woo, it's still a little girl, and sure enough, she responded to the sentence girl helps girl. Unlike the one who assigned her a "task", she ran out every day when she got well, and she was called the preparation for the conference, leaving her alone in the house to brainstorm ideas.

"Eating?" The hateful voice suddenly sounded from outside the door, and the flower foam was so frightened that she choked and coughed.

Xiaolan hurriedly swept her back: "Are you okay, young lady?" ”

Hearing the sound, He Qingxian quickened his pace, stepped forward to see that Hua Mo was coughing and his face was flushed, and scolded her with a little anger: "Drink slowly, no one will rob you." ”

"Ahem...... You ......"

"Don't talk back yet." He glared at her helplessly, but the movement of his hand did not stop, and he poured a full glass of water and stuffed it into her hand.

A few sips were not enough, the flower foam was poured with more than half a cup, and the anger finally calmed down, and he stared at him suspiciously: "Why did you come back?" "Isn't he always in the rice shop at this point in time?

"Look." He curled his lips and smiled, his face turned in the direction of the door, and a familiar black shadow flashed silently, nodding at Huamo.

"Young lady." As soon as the words fell, Wuwordless took out a stack of papers from his waist, held it up from a distance, and added, "Pictorial." ”

Although her eyes are not very good due to myopia and astigmatism, she can recognize the round cake face painted by Zhai Jinlin and the lips like bacon, which have turned to ashes. It's just that there is one thing she doesn't understand.

"Why are you standing so far away?"

"The young master said to keep a souvenir, I'm afraid you will snatch it and tear it up."

"......" is so honest. She glanced at He Qingxian resentfully, and was given a smile of "I prejudged your prejudgment", and wanted to shoot him through with her gaze even more.

Cut, anyway, I learned it that day, it's not a big deal! Now it's just a matter of changing from a single sheet to a batch, and it's just that the image is ruined in the hearts of more passers-by, it's just ...... The husband and wife were originally the same forest birds, why was she the only one who was spoofed! It's really hard to get rid of that!

"Yo, this painting is very good......" After all, the mood of the masters is closely related to them, Xiaolan realized that the atmosphere was not good, and was about to stand up as a peacemaker, but was overshadowed by a burst of exaggerated laughter.

"Hahaha, cousin! What do I say! The magic laughter came from far to near, and the purpose was very clear, "They really painted you ugly, hahaha!" It's on purpose! Xiang Tongtong held another stack of pictorials and entered the room from the side of Wu Yan.

No, how many pictures are there? Will the publicity cost be too high? There was a dull ache in her temples.

Xiang Tongtong listed the pictorials on the table and continued to be excited: "Cousin-in-law, they also wrote poems, praising you and Brother Qingxian!" ”

"Okay, okay, I'll see, I'll see." Hua Mo pulled a few sheets at random, automatically ignoring the parts of the characters that were in the way, and directly read the words below.

- "Thousands of miles of marriage are tied by a thread, only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals."

It's a classic, love, it's just a few words that come and go.

- "Don't disturb your good couple if you're not sincere, the whole city is in love and spread good stories."

Obviously, pure advertising slogans.

- "Fly on the branch and become a phoenix, and the talented woman will always be with you."

Very...... Well?

Is it positive or negative? Who is said to be a pheasant and a phoenix? is still a talented woman, look at what she looks like, isn't there only one "talent" left!

He Qingxian saw her go from expressionless to frowning, and seemed to be distracted again. Hmph, I promised so happily at the beginning, but now I regret it, right?

"Come on, it's the same for every one." He snatched the pictorial from her hand and continued to pour poisonous chicken soup, "There will be more in the future, and I will return it when I see it." By the way, he warned Xiang Tongtong with his eyes and forbade making noise.

Alas!

Hua Mo lowered her empty hand and held her cheeks. Up to now, it can only be regarded as doing good deeds and encouraging unmarried boys and girls to pursue love bravely, which can be regarded as accumulating virtue! She comforted herself in her heart, and carelessly stained her hands with the rice soup that had just been spilled, and before Xiaolan stepped forward to clean up, a towel covered her palm.

"Sloppy." He Qingxian was disgusted, but he wanted to reach out and wipe her, but he didn't expect the claw to retract.

Uh, a little awkward.

Hua Mo Nunu mouthed: "I'll come by myself." ”

Yes.

He withdrew his hand a little boredly, his expression not annoyed, but remembered something else.

"By the way, what is a "family relationship maintenance fee"?

On that day, as soon as he stepped into the rice shop, Uncle Cai came to him with the account book and complained to him, reporting the hostess for embezzling public accounts and recording a messy "family relationship maintenance fee", which I don't know what to say!

As soon as she talked about this, she was not depressed, and the thief smiled: "What? Are you afraid that I will take advantage of your illness and rob you of your property? ”

“…… Just curious. ”

"I know!" Xiang Tongtong actively answered, "It's to reconcile my aunt and uncle!" ”

"Clever!" is worthy of being a girl who loves to read scripts, unlike some stupid straight men, and has to explain, ""Family relationship maintenance fee", as the name suggests, is naturally to ensure that you have a family reunion and happiness. ”

The two elders are reconciled, and the key is to let the He family's mother-in-law dissipate her anger and no longer eat the old vinegar of the He family. Then it is necessary to make the woman think that the man has her in his heart!

Therefore, Hua Mo specially interviewed Uncle He, a senior employee who has worked here for most of his life, and first gossiped about the appearance of the He family's mother-in-law when she was young, and then made reasonable inferences based on her current appearance. She went to the West District vegetable market and hired the most experienced old painter, and according to her description, she painted one stroke at a time, changed and changed, and added and added money, so that she could finally deliver the goods perfectly.

Then the manpower, material resources and time spent in the middle are all costs, right? still have to pretend that the picture scroll has been secretly collected by the He family for many years, and it happened to be discovered by her, and the screenwriters and actors are all her, so she has to be paid, right?

Besides, she ran to many stores, and finally found a certain type of special clothing in a remote flag clothing shop in the southern district. The proprietress patted her chest and threatened that her family's style was the most innovative, and the ladies in the palace were all repeat customers. Like her, she is so dedicated to helping her in-laws rekindle the fire of love, it's not too much to reward her hard work, right?

As the saying goes, if you have money, you can make a strong contribution. Since the daughter-in-law has taken action to maintain family harmony, it is reasonable for this "relationship maintenance fee" to be borne by his son. Of course, He Qingxian has no opinion on this money, and he does not plan to ask for details. As he said, sheer curiosity.

Especially everything about her.

"I see." He Qingxian let out a chuckle from his throat, "If you have a wife like this, what more can you ask for?" Hard work lady. ”

…… Can you stop playing the trick of husband and wife love, her hairs stand up......

"That's it, my cousin is so nice." After a relative, Xiang Tongtong decided to kindly remind him, "Brother Qingxian, you have to be better to your cousin-in-law, otherwise beware of her reconciling with you." ”

"Oh?" Since when has he fallen to this status in the eyes of maidens? smiled and asked, "Shouldn't I be divorcing my wife?" ”

"It's hard to say, after all, my cousin is more popular than you now." Xiang Tongtong smacked her lips, with her years of experience in studying scripts, a woman's fame will attract a lot of wild bees and butterflies. If you don't know how to love your wife well, you can ask for more blessings.

Enough is enough, what are these two talking about? Hua Mo had a black line on her face and decided to send off the guest.

"Okay, okay, Xiaolan, you go down first. Tongtong, go and accompany your aunt. She got up and grabbed Xiang Tongtong's shoulder, and while pushing out, she turned her head and urged the man, "And you, you can go back to Mipu to move bricks." ”

Still being evicted in your own home? He Qingxian laughed, but he didn't plan to rely on it, and was simply blasted out of the room with him.

"Eh, cousin, I haven't finished yet......!"

- Smack! The door was ruthlessly locked.

"Ahh As the saying goes, it's true, people are red, and the shelves are big! Xiang Tongtong had to kindly admonish again, "Brother Qingxian, be a good person in the future!" He patted him on the shoulder lovingly, and ran away with a puff of smoke.

Is it that serious? Looking at the back of the girl leaving, He Qingxian shook his head helplessly, and asked the third party's opinion with a light smile, "Xiaolan, are you young ladies too arrogant?" ”

"No, no, no, the young lady is just in a hurry to think of something." Don't you want to die? How dare a slave or maid speak ill of his master? People are two people, fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed! Xiaolan decided to change the topic, "Young master, do you still want to prepare rice soup for Mrs. at night?" ”

"Hmm...... Let's make some chicken soup. ”

Looking at her lip color and dark eyes, she looks like she is lacking in qi and blood, she has to make up for it.