Chapter 17: The Farts and the Farts Spirits

Of course, Yun Chu only wants rich people, and no matter what, he must have a hundred cattle of the kind of Tuyuhun people.

As for how the Tuyuhun people lived in Chang'an after losing their cattle and sheep, it had nothing to do with him at all.

The more wealth is precipitated in Chang'an, the deeper the heritage of Chang'an will be, in order to support further development.

These truths were the ones that Yun Chu had learned when he had been trained by the lieutenant chief a long time ago, and he believed that they were all true.

There are many Tuyuhun people in Chang'an City, and after replacing five houses with five hundred beef cattle, more Tuyuhun people came to buy houses.

All this was not instigated by Yun Chu, but by the three Tuyuhun people who had already bought the house.

They may feel that the house is not very safe, so they will bring more people over, and once the house cannot be obtained, even when they gather to make trouble, they will have more people and more momentum.

What they didn't know was that Chang'an would generally take the most severe security measures against the trouble-making Hu peopleβ€”that is, to drive them out of Chang'an.

In half a month, it's time to take the Jinshi exam.

Whether it is the scholars in the Guozi Prison or the wild scholars who signed up early in other places, they are all sharpening their heads and looking for a way to invest in the bank.

I hope to grasp the last chance to find Bole who can find his thousand-mile horse.

Seeing the classmates frowning or smiling one by one, Yun Chu deeply felt that this was a big drama of life.

Perhaps after the Jinshi exam is over, they will understand the sinister nature of officialdom, because no one follows the rules, and everyone is serving the interests.

Yun Chu read Di Renjie's book of writing, his book is different from others, it is all about the judgment of the case, the trial of the case, and his own understanding and discussion of the law.

At the end of these essays, four lines of poetry without names are left.

"The road is full of fog in the deep mountains, and the song sings Qingming hidden in the forest. A foot of sunshine and mist disperse, and the orioles and herons in the middle of the mountain are green in the middle of the mountain. ”

"What do you mean?" Yun Chu glanced at Di Renjie, who was filling the jar with tea he brought.

"The meaning in the poem is what I mean, if you don't understand it, you can hold it back, and you don't bother to explain it to you.

By the way, what about your scrolls? ”

"It's already glowing."

"Hey, I don't remember that I know a lot of powerful people, I came here today and wanted to help you, so I voted together."

"One day, a lot of people came to my house, and they had to eat my family's long table banquet, so they set a table for them, and who knew that after eating, they said that the table of dishes would be my rolls."

Di Renjie said with a smile: "The place where the scroll was sent is wrong, it means that it is not sent, and it is more serious than not sending it to the wrong person."

You can't not send this thing, as long as everyone sends it, it means that everyone didn't send it, but it's fair, by the way, who are the people who lied to you to eat and drink that day, if there is a Yanmen County Prince, that meal is equivalent to not being prepared in vain.

"It's Li Ji who takes the lead!"

"Oh, Li Ji, huh? Who else? ”

"Zheng Rentai and Su Dingfang."

"Well, it's two good scrollers, won't there be any?"

"There are a lot, I can make a long table banquet for seventy or eighty people, and the seats are full, I originally wanted to ask for the name, but as a result, the Yanmen County Duke came over and said, don't introduce it, just let me call grandpa when I see someone."

"You shouted?"

"One by one, they are either white-bearded or white-haired, it's rude not to shout, it seems that there is still a benefit to shouting, so I shouted, by the way, Pei Xingjian is also there, he gives everyone a junior gift."

Di Renjie adjusted his breathing, pulled the scroll from Yun Chu's hand and said, "You are a person who tends to be inflammatory. ”

Yun Chu spread his hands and said: "I remember that someone just told me about the importance and necessity of the scroll, and he turned his face in a moment?" ”

"Didn't the old heroes say anything else?"

"I said, don't let me take the exam, let me go directly to the entrance exam, and said that it doesn't matter whether you write or not, the important thing is that you must go."

Di Renjie bit his sleeve angrily, and said for a long time: "Do you know Zhang Cambodia?" ”

"I know, there is a well-known annual exam in the Guozijian, and the Guozijian who fails to be elected every year is a general."

Di Renjie sighed and said, "That's a really talented person. ”

"How could you lose the election?"

"It's just because there are too many people like you who can be admitted to the Jinshi with blank papers, so he had to be defeated."

"Oh, his luck is so bad."

"Don't you think this is the sadness of the Datang scientific examination, why let people outside the examination room decide the fate of those who take the exam."

Looking at the indignant Di Renjie, Yun Chu pointed to a rose-red clay pot on the bookshelf and said: "That is my newly fried tea this year, and it has been smoked three times with jasmine, after soaking in water, the aroma is tangy, you can take some more of that kind of tea." ”

Di Renjie opened the jar and sniffed it, then unceremoniously brewed himself a large cup, sat in front of Yun Chu and said, "Do you know about the matter of Jiucheng Palace?" ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "I know, Your Majesty and Wu Mei were almost drowned, what are you talking about about this?" ”

"Because it will affect us."

"Why?"

"Because His Majesty is preparing to abolish the post-abolition, perhaps the part of the test paper will ask the scholars to write their views on the abolition of the post-abolition, presumably to open the way for a greater post-abolition action.

Tell me, what do you think of Wu Mei, you've seen her. ”

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said: "The emperor is going to change his wife, I think this is the freedom of the emperor, if you can't go on, just change it, and then find someone who can get by, if you can't go on anymore, it's not too late to change."

There are more emperors who have changed wives in the history books, so why should they take care of other people's family affairs? ”

Di Renjie smiled bitterly: "The problem is that the emperor is selfless, and it is also a matter of who is the examiner. ”

Yun Chu laughed and said, "There must be Li Yifu, our teacher." ”

"Why him? Yes, yes, he is the minister who is most supportive of the emperor's wife, so the other examiner must be ......"

"Xu Jingzong!"

"Guess very accurately, so let's just write an article that agrees with the emperor's change of wife, and then pat the sycophants a little, and the two of us will be guaranteed to pass the exam.

Damn, it's an exam here, and I'm looking for sycophants. ”

Hearing Di Renjie say this, Yun Chu arched his hand and said: "Brother Fart, I hope you and I will encourage each other to pass this level." ”

"You're so sure I'm going to be a sycophant?"

"If you don't pat yourself on the back, if you don't make a fart, how can you exert your full revenge, how can you achieve your great ambition?"

"You're not going to be a sycophant, aren't you going to be a fart?"

"Ying Gong said, even if I don't write a word, I can win, but the great thing is that I am lower in the ranking, and I don't have to be a fart."

"What if you don't write a word, you can't become a jinshi?"

"Hahaha, isn't this just right, this means that I am not a fart in the eyes of Yinggong and them, and I will be able to live a free life in the future."

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll borrow you this pot of tea, just go to the teacher's mansion to go up the scroll, anyway, if you want to be a fart, it's better to be thorough."

Seeing Di Renjie holding the tea cans and hurriedly walking away with a scroll under his arm, Yun Chu sighed slightly.

Datang's current examination system is really not good, and after the end of his current Jinshi, he will recommend such good things as Dabi killers, fame, and transcriptions, so as not to let people like Zhang Cambodia be given an ugly nickname of "unsuccessful general".

After Naha's birthday, the little girl seemed to have grown up all of a sudden, Yun Chu saw that she was wearing embroidered shoes with two red pompoms, wearing a skirt worn by a little girl in the Tang Dynasty, her hair was also curled into a double bun, the red lotus in the center of her eyebrows was not revealed by Xuanzang's blood, it seemed to be painted, and she was no longer bumpy when she walked, and the little girl behind her was half a step behind, and a pair of small hands were sideways on her waist, how dignified she was.

"I've seen my brother!" Naha clumsily made a half-squat salute, and continued to maintain a dignified appearance, as if floating on the water, went to her embroidery room.

Yun Chu was stunned, and hurriedly looked around for Cui's, but Cui's didn't find it, but saw Yu Xiurong leaning lazily on the pavilion with the maid Zijuan, watching the flower fish that Yun Chu had only recently gotten back from Lishan.

"If you feel lonely, I'll marry you tomorrow." Yun Chu threw a small pebble into the pool, which scattered the gathered flower fish.

"If you can hurry, hurry up, my aunt Xiao Yuxiuyao, who has not been to the door for more than ten years, came to my house yesterday."

Yun Chu frowned and thought for a while: "It's the aunt who married Shi Xiaojian, the head of the Right Guard Mansion of the Imperial Court."

It stands to reason that she is also your dearest, so what is she going to do? To add your makeup? ”

"No, she heard that there is a white jade Maitreya Buddha in my dowry ceremony, and it is still a good baby who has been blessed by Master Xuanzang, so she wants to borrow it to worship for a few days and ask for a child for her eldest daughter-in-law who has not been pregnant for a long time."

Yun Chu said: "You didn't tell her that your fiancΓ© Yun Chu is the best at treating women's infertility, and his methods are violent and clever, so she can make her eldest daughter-in-law eight months pregnant in just three days and three nights?" ”

Yu Xiurong bit her lip to prevent herself from laughing, she now has a little resistance to Yun Chu's meat words, and she no longer runs away when she hears such words like before.

"Of course I don't want to borrow it, that piece of jade, carefully selected by Naha's little sister from among the jade in a room, is the best of all jade, and it is rare to be that big.

In the end, he specially invited Uncle Monkey back from Yuhua Temple to help her find Master Xuanzang to help bless her.

It can be seen how concerned this little girl is about this matter, how can I spoil my little sister's heart. ”

Yun Chu frowned for a while, shook his head resolutely, and said: "What did a right-guard governor Shi do to make a lady from a famous family defraud a lonely and weak woman with such a disregard for face, doesn't she even want the least face?" ”

(End of chapter)