Chapter 18 has become a roast pig after all

Li Zhi's eldest wife, Queen Wang, was born in the Taiyuan Wang family, and Di Renjie's wife came from the same big family.

Over the years, Li Zhi has frantically given birth to sons and daughters, and has given birth to a lot, but none of them were born to Queen Wang.

The Wang family and the Xiao family are both old nobles, so it is only natural that Yu Xiuyao and Queen Wang's mother Liu have become handkerchiefs. Last year, Yu Xiuyao's husband Xiao Jian died violently at his home in Chang'an County, and Yun Chu also heard from He Yiju that there was another reason for this.

"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"

This Yu Xiuyao was looking for trouble to find Yu Xiurong in a blink of an eye.

However, it is normal, after all, Di Renjie has just gone to Li Yifu's house to be a fart, and Yun Chu has just become a fart spirit of a group of military elders.

It is really difficult to expect Yu Xiuyao and his widow to want to bare the lintel, so it is a very cost-effective thing to turn into a fart to curry favor with the queen Wang's mother, Mrs. Wei Guo, and his brother Liu Shuang, who is the left servant.

It was supposed to be a good thing, but the problem was that her worthless niece Yu Xiurong disagreed. Yun Chu didn't mind being a fart spirit because he was the head of the family.

But whoever is the head of the family, as long as he doesn't reach Li Zhi's position, is basically a fart.

Think of the yellow dog that died on the butcher's shoulder, and you can see how miserable the life of the head of the family is.

You have to get enough food for the wives and dolls at home, you have to get them a warm enough nest, and you have to risk wandering around the hunting grounds and butchers' knives all day long, if you are a fart, you can get these things, no one cares if it is a fart, anyway, when you go home, the wife and children don't point to their noses and scold him for being a fart, they will be satisfied.

However, the fart spirit is also dignified, and his dignity is that Lao Tzu can be a fart spirit in a righteous and bright manner, but Lao Tzu's wife and children cannot be a fart spirit, and for this reason, they even have a very strict moral cleanliness.

Yun Chu is like this now, he doesn't allow Yu Xiurong to take the good things given by his sister to be someone else's ass. "What are you going to do with that assy aunt of yours?"

"The next time she comes, I'll burn it down."

"Well, that's good, but remember to ship out all the books that the old man has accumulated for several lifetimes before burning them."

"Lang Jun, you said that after burning down the old house in Kaihuafang, do you want to build a separate industry there, after all, it is closer to the imperial city, and Lang Jun doesn't have to get up so early when he participates in the court meeting in the future."

"Your Lang Jun is an eight-rank official, and the court will not let you Lang Jun participate."

"Eighth-rank officials who are less than seventeen years old are better than many five-rank officials who are fifty years old, and they can't participate now, and in the future, they will beg Lang Jun to go to the court meeting." "Yes, when I invite Lao Tzu to the court in the future, Lao Tzu will say that he is sick and will not go, hahaha......"

Cui Shi looked at Yun Chu and his wife and smiled together, and Yun Chu's hand was already on Yu Xiurong's waist, and that hand was still climbing towards the peak at an undetectable speed.

For fear that these two people would be aroused by thunder, Cui Shi deliberately coughed and said, "Oh, it's not good, Lang Jun." Yun Chu looked at Cui Shi with a blank face and said, "What's wrong?" ”

"The big canteen slaughtered twenty cows in one go today, and wanted to hold an all-cow feast, but the government was invited." "We're killing beef cattle, not ploughing cattle, what are they doing?"

"Probably want some beef."

"Bad people?"

"No, the people who came were tax collectors from the West Market, and they said that our family didn't pay taxes when they bought and sold cattle."

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "Our cattle are exchanged for houses, bartering is not considered a sale, why do we have to pay taxes?"

Lang Jun, you rest, this kind of thing is a woman's head, I'll go with Cui Yinyin to take a look. ”

Seeing that Yu Xiurong took the maid Zijuan, Cui's and a group of round minions to the big canteen, Yun Chu looked at Naha, who was practicing walking in the corridor like a ghost, and said: "Even if you don't practice walking, you must be the most ingenious girl in the begging festival." ”

Naha looked at her brother indifferently and said, "After practicing walking, I have to practice weaving, embroidery, and make you a pair of shoes, don't pay attention to me, I'm busy." Oh yes, get me some silkworms back next year, and raise silkworms. ”

Yun Chu hurriedly nodded in agreement, and decided to immediately plant some mulberry trees or oak trees in Jinchangfang, and he didn't know whether Naha liked to raise mulberry silkworms or quercus silkworms. Don't dare to discourage this girl's enthusiasm, the good intentions that finally got up, if you miss it, it is likely to be a lifetime.

This season should not be a good time to plant trees, but this should be difficult for the florists in Jinchangfang, they can even study the three-color peony, planting dozens of mulberry trees with thigh thickness, and oak trees should not be a problem.

Plant it now, and it will sprout in the spring of next year, just in time for Naha to raise silkworms...... People don't like to move when it's hot, Yun Chu lay on the recliner and watched Naha walk, watched, watched, and fell asleep.

When I woke up, my whole body seemed to be soaked in sweat, so I took off my long shirt and left the house wearing only shorts and shorts, ready to go to Erniu to take a shower and relax. Yun Chu took off his clothes and entered the bathhouse, and immediately ran out of the bathhouse like an electric shock, hurriedly put on his shorts, and began to kick Erniu's ass with his feet.

This time, no matter how Erniu dodged, he couldn't avoid the patriarch's big feet, and only when he was kicked and sat on the ground did he yell: "Stop, first explain why you want to beat me, and then it's not too late to fight." ”

Yun Chu pointed to the inside of the bathhouse and shouted, "Why did you put the woman in my bathhouse?" ”

Erniu's originally crying face immediately became more aggrieved, and it seemed that he could cry at any time. "It's none of my business, the woman was brought by someone else, where can I stop it."

"Who? Pei Xingjian? He brought Gongsun in? Haven't they stopped interacting for a long time? Why are you still fooling around together? This time, why is Pei Xingjian not afraid of his wife, is he so brave? Without waiting for Erniu to reply, he heard Li Shen's very recognizable lazy voice from the bathhouse.

"What's wrong with Pei Xingjian, come in and talk about it."

Yun Chu looked at himself wearing shorts on his lower body, so he was not afraid of the woman inside, and walked into the bathhouse with a big thorn, and looked at King Ji, who was splashing blindly in the pool, and said, "Why are you here?" Didn't you say that Erniu didn't serve well? ”

King Ji stood up from the water, ignoring the fact that he was looked at by four women, and wiped his face with a towel that was a by-product of embroidery developed by Jinchangfang, and said: "It didn't work out, no, I brought someone to serve myself." ”

Yun Chu glanced at a few beautiful women wearing only belly pockets and silk pants, and found that the beautiful women who were not wearing bikinis looked good, so he walked straight into the pool and said to Li Shen: "What are men doing in the bath and bringing women in?" ”

Li Shen looked at the four beauties whose clothes were soaked in water and then became delicate, and then said to Yun Chu: "Then bring the eunuch in to serve next time?" Yun Chu retched, put the water on his strong chest and said lazily: "Then forget it, there are beauties that are more eye-catching." ”

With Yun Chu's words, the beauties immediately became lively, without Li Shen's orders, or maybe they were ordered in advance, two beauties came over and kneaded and kneaded on Yun Chu's sturdy body.

If Yun Chu is as guarded as a jade like Di Renjie, I am afraid that he will be ugly on the spot, but unfortunately, in this young and sturdy body, there lives a prodigal son in love who only talks about his partner all the year round and does not get married. He could tell where it was a joy and where it was an examination room.

If the person who teased him at this time was Yu Xiurong, he would immediately turn into a human wolf, or the kind of human wolf who likes to howl. "Master Tai said you are still a virgin!"

Li Shen looked at the calm and waveless Yunchu curiously, few young people could withstand such a temptation. "Shouldn't a man be a child? Why did you use the word virgin? ”

Li Shen glanced at him and said, "What Master Tai said, do you have any opinions?" ”

Yun Chu nodded and said, "What the old man Sun Shenxian said is right, I must have remembered it wrong." "The courage to admit mistakes is one of Yun Chu's few advantages, especially in front of Sun Shenxian.

"My imperial brother has worked hard for many years, but the queen still has no children, and the imperial brother wants the princess to take the pulse of the queen, but the queen would rather die than obey, and since then, the imperial brother has never touched the queen again.

What do you think about this? ”

Yun Chu looked at King Ji in confusion and said, "Is this a topic I can participate in?" Why don't we talk about Pei Xingjian and Aunt Gongsun, I'm very familiar with this. ”

Li Shen sighed and said: "In the courtyard of an eight-rank palace, a long table banquet was set up, and six dukes, twelve marquises, seventeen counts, and twenty-four viscounts came...... The baron is probably like the one you said before - no entry with dogs...... This kind of scene was only seen when the king was crowned, and since then, such a big scene has never been seen in a private mansion. Therefore, my imperial brother wants to abolish the queen, so this kind of thing naturally comes to ask you, a little eight-rank official with a wide range of friends.

Ask those dukes, marquises, earls, and viscounts directly, if the answer is not what people want, I'm afraid there will be no room for turnaround. ”

Yun Chu looked at Li Shenliang's sparkling eyes and sighed, "I really don't know why so many big people suddenly came to my house that day.

To be honest, I don't like anything to do with the big guys, I have my ambitions, I have things I want to do, and I don't want to suffer some unforeseen disasters because of my relationship with the big guys. Because, what I want to do takes a long, long time to achieve, and I don't want to give up halfway. ”

Li Shen listened to Yun Chu's words, so he drove away those naked beauties, leaned over to Yun Chu's side curiously, and said, "Do you really want to put a layer of gold leaf on the entire Chang'an City?" ”

Yun Chu regretfully looked at the four beautiful women who left the pool, and it was very difficult to give up...... Li Shen rudely smashed Yun Chu's head at him and yelled, "If you want it, I will reward you, and I will reply first." ”

Yun Chu stepped aside for a moment before saying, "I'm about to get married, don't you hurt me if you give me a beautiful woman at this time?" ”

Li Shen continued to lean towards Yun Chu's side, and said mysteriously: "Other people's ambitions are either princes and princes, or wealth and wealth, why is your ambition to put gold leaf on Chang'an?" ”

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