To be honest, whether it was Yun Chu, Di Renjie, or Wen Rou, they all wanted to learn, but unfortunately their self-esteem did not allow them to do so, so they shook their heads in unison.

The matter of the bed is itself unfair to the man, and the woman has no long-term worries about it, so the matter is completely a man's problem.

Nature is very worried about the demise of the race it has created, so it deliberately gives a great reward in the process of reproduction - pleasure.

Yun Chu believed that if it were not for this pleasure, humanity would have died out at the beginning of its birth, after all, in the long barbaric era, relatively thin women and children without combat power were a huge burden to strong men.

Because of this, Helan Minzhi's words are very incendiary and tempting to men.

I have to admit that Helan Minzhi, who no longer dresses himself up as a second son, is indeed a very handsome man, coupled with the nobility he has cultivated over the years, as well as the essence of evil temperament, he is indeed a very valuable young man in the Tang Dynasty.

"You weren't like that before." Yun Chu asked suspiciously.

Helan Minzhi said with a smile: "I have a friend who told me that I must not be Hongyi, and he also said that I have a long way to go, and I can't mess around, Yunhou, the nonsense of the past has caused you a lot of trouble, please forgive me." ”

Yun Chu said angrily: "How good it is that you have become the way you are now, as for ruining yourself?" ”

He Lanminzhi arched his hand to Chaoyunchu with guilt: "Ashamed, ashamed." ”

Gentle and serious: "The ancients said that Shibei should be impressed for three days, and it is not too late now." ”

Di Renjie also said: "That's true, Zhou Guogong is in a high position, there is a slight change, presumably His Majesty and the queen will see it in their eyes, and there will be a heavy responsibility entrusted in the near future, and a certain family is here to congratulate Zhou Guogong on his promising future." ”

These words were said in the past, which would only attract Helan Minzhi's scolding, but today's Helan Minzhi seems to think that these are all good words, laughing and groaning, and generously accepted Di Renjie's congratulations.

Just when the four of them were talking and laughing, the Tibetan woman Dunzhu broke into Helan Minzhi's room.

Seeing that Yun Chu was also there, Dunzhu's smiling face immediately pulled down, and pointed at Yun Chu and said a Tibetan word to Helan Minzhi.

Helan Minzhi even responded to Dunzhu in Tubo dialect, although his Tubo words were stumbling, but Dunzhu obviously understood, and no longer treated Yun Chu viciously, like a docile little lamb in Helan Minzhi's arms, looking at Yun Chu and the three of them were full of boredom.

Without Helan Minzhi's explanation, Yun Chu and the three of them knew that Miss Dunzhu should have disliked them for harming others.

When he was about to leave, he heard He Lan Minzhi say to Yun Chu: "Yun Hou, I want to decide this woman, and I will also decide on other things, if Yun Hou is willing to help me, He Lan Min will repay him a hundred times in the future." ”

Yun Chu looked at Helan Mindao, who was licking her ears by Miss Dunzhu: "It's my business." ”

After speaking, just like gentleness, Di Renjie left the ward, and when the door closed, he heard the exclamation of Miss Dunzhu.

The three of them didn't have the habit of listening to other people's walls, and when they left the hospital, Di Renjie sighed and said, "This guy has become even crazier." ”

Yun Chu smiled: "Isn't he becoming more and more normal?" ”

Gently gritted his teeth and said: "The madman suddenly becomes a normal person, it is the most terrifying, do we need to make a cut with this guy?" ”

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "We are just bystanders, at most we can adjust his direction when he walks into a fork in the road." ”

Di Renjie suddenly stopped, looked back at Yun Chu and Wen Rou and said, "How do I feel that you two are even crazier than Helan Minzhi?" After all, the person is just a madman, and the two of you are thinking about how to control the madman. ”

Gentle smiled: "Since you think so, then, you might as well stay sober, if we are really crazy, you remember to pull us back." ”

"In that far away place, there was a good girl, and when they walked past her tent, they all looked back with nostalgia.

Her little pink face was like the red sun, and her beautiful eyes were like the moon shining at night.

I would like to be a lamb by her side, looking at the moving eyes and the beautiful gold-rimmed garment every day.

I would abandon everything I had with her to herd the sheep, and I would like her to keep beating me with a long leather whip......

I want her to keep hitting me with a long leather whip......"

Yun Chu suddenly sang a simple tune, but a very nice ballad.

For Yun Chu's talent, whether it is gentle or Di Renjie never doubts, even this kind of ballad made up of country slang without rhyme has a different sense of beauty.

This song is really good, and the lyrics are actually very beautiful, except for the last two repetitive sentences similar to Yangguan Sanji, which are unbearable, it is a good thing that Yuefu musicians dream of.

"Why should you let your lover be whipped with a long leather whip? Where is the reasoning? ”

After listening to the ballad, Gentle immediately asked.

At this time, a window in the Tai Hospital suddenly opened, and Dunzhu's naked upper body suddenly appeared in the window, unabashedly his beautiful body, and muttered loudly to Yun Chu.

Immediately, Helan Minzhi, who was also naked, also appeared at the window, and laughed at Yun Chu: "Those who know me, Yun Chu also." ”

Immediately, the window was closed.

It took a long time for Gentle to come out of her shocked emotions, look at Yun Chu and say, "Are you singing praises for this pair of adulterers and adulteresses?" ”

Yun Chu laughed and said, "This is the love of a barbarian, we should use this song to spread the love story between Helan Minzhi and Dunzhu into a legend." ”

After coming back to his senses for a long time, Di Renjie said: "What I just said doesn't affect your mood at all, you are still thinking about how to keep your plan going, right?" ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "Every industry has its own ultimate pursuit, no matter what kind of road it is, it is a legend to go to the extreme."

If not, I'm sorry for our previous efforts, and I'm sorry for Helan Minzhi's persistent pursuit. ”

Di Renjie sighed and said: "Only now do I find out that you are the craziest person in the world, in order to cover Chang'an with gold leaf, you are really fearless." ”

Yun Chu nodded and said: "Someone said, if you don't go crazy, you won't survive, my goal is too big, if you don't even have such a little crazy energy, what success can you talk about?" ”

Gently said: "I still want to change the last sentence of this song, long to small, heavy to light, otherwise, this song will be spread outside, and others will feel very strange when they listen to it." ”

Yun Chu waved his hand and said, "Whatever you want." ”

"After all, I've also changed it, can I put my name on it?"

"No problem, as long as you like it, it's okay to tell people that you wrote it."

In Di Renjie's disdainful gaze, the gentleness that had been entangled for a long time finally shook his head and said, "I'm still not shameless enough after all."

I can't write such a vulgar and elegant tune, and I can't compose such a beautiful tune.

Wait for me, don't run so fast. ”

In the midst of a grin-ha-ha argument, the trio left the imperial city.

Just when Yun Chu and the others left the imperial city, the song that Yun Chu sang in the imperial city had already been sung to Wu Mei. 100\./degree\./search\./so\.7\./4\./text\./learning\./net\./first\./send

At the beginning of the song, Wu Mei was still intoxicated when she listened to it, although the words of this song were very straightforward, but after the tune, it became beautiful and beautiful.

However, when she heard the part of Yangguan Sanjie, her face immediately changed, and she said angrily to the female official: "This two hundred and five is satirizing the palace." ”

The female official, who was fascinated by the music, said puzzledly: "The slave is stupid, I didn't hear it." ”

Wu Mei said angrily: "He is satirizing the old things of horse taming in the palace!" ”

The female officer hurriedly retraced the lyrics in her mind, and soon found something wrong, so she gritted her teeth and said: "The long horse whip, the heavy whipping, this is not appropriate, or order him to revise it?" ”

Wu Mei said angrily: "Revision, do you think this matter can be revealed so easily?" ”

The female official said in a low voice: "Order Li Yifu to impeach him, and then hand him over to Dali Temple for interrogation, and finally cut off his head and raid his house!" ”

Wu Mei looked at this personal palace man who had followed her for many years: "It's not like this." ”

After speaking, he slapped the female officer on the head and said, "You have also learned how to intercede for others in front of me?" ”

The female official said with a smile: "Yun Chu is one of the very few people that the queen can see, and if she goes to prison because of a few inconsequential words in a song, it will be too wronged."

Also, even if the queen wants to get rid of Yun Chu, she can't pass His Majesty's level, so why should the queen go against His Majesty. ”

Wu Mei sighed and said: "My damn body, how can I have it again, can it be said that this palace can only stay in this harem for the rest of my life and continue to give birth to children?" ”

The female officer carefully stroked Wu Mei's belly and said, "This is the blessing of the queen, the blessing of Your Majesty, and the blessing of the Tang Dynasty." ”

Wu Mei said softly: "Giving birth to a son, two years are not there, life is only a few decades, how many two years can be wasted."

That's it, that's it, send someone to tell Yun Chu that two hundred and five, if you don't want to go against this palace, you can modify his hateful lyrics to this palace, and if you can't satisfy this palace, this palace will now refer to his eldest son as a colt!

to match the two born by Concubine Xiao Shu. ”

When the female official heard this, thinking about the two princesses who were not even as good as the palace maids, she couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly said, "He will definitely change it." ”

After a woman is pregnant, her temper is difficult to control, and Yu Xiurong is like this now, after retching twice after eating breakfast this morning, he immediately put on the carriage and visited the old immortal in the palace of the king of Ji.

As a result, the old fairy touched the pulse and found out the happy pulse.

When she returned home, she didn't like anything, causing Naha to run away with all the three little ones walking against the wall, and she didn't dare to lean against Yu Xiurong at all.

After Yu Xiurong woke up from the happy long exam, he said to Zijuan who was guarding beside him: "Go, invite Mrs. Wen, Mrs. Di, and Mrs. Gongsun to prepare a banquet at home." ”

Chapter II