Chapter 138 How to Hunt the Wise
As long as she is pregnant, Yu Xiurong will wear an extremely old-fashioned light cyan forehead, the last time it was because of this forehead that she got a pair of children in one fell swoop, this time, she is ready to reproduce the glory of the past.
It's a pity that the child's month is too young, and even Sun Shenxian can't figure out whether it's one or two.
Touching his flat belly, Yu Xiurong lifted his chest up again, and said to the frightened Naha with a smile: "Come here, you kid is running crazy again, and his hair is messy."
The four children sitting side by side on the edge of the bed were cleaned up like fairies and fairies, Yu Xiurong clapped his hands with satisfaction, signaling that the four of them could go to the yard to play, so that Mrs. Wen Wen, Mrs. Di Renjie, and Gongsun who had just entered the door could see the four children like golden boys and girls when they entered the door.
And she just came out to be humble after these people praised the child, and then just said that she was pregnant again, so that she could attract another wave of admiration.
Don't look at such things as they sound boring and naΓ―ve, in the circle of noble ladies, this is the big thing.
Being a housewife can give birth, which is too important for a big family, if you can give birth to seven or eight sons and daughters in one go, even the head of the house will not dare to do anything to her.
Even if a concubine comes in the house, she must be trembling and dare not make a mistake.
Once the children and grandchildren are scattered, such a housewife is definitely the pillar of family unity.
If this housewife lives longer, she will undoubtedly be the most blessed woman in the world.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiurong touched his flat belly again, and couldn't wait to puff up immediately, so that he could have more majesty.
The loud voice of the grandson who heard it had already sounded in the courtyard, and Yu Xiurong tidied up his falling ponytail, and greeted him with a smile on his face......
At this moment, Yun Chu was entertaining the most inconspicuous female official next to Wu Mei in the back kitchen of the big cafeteria, very respectful.
Others may think that the big ladies around Wu Mei are the people the queen values the most, Yun Chu knows through Li Hong that only this female official named Chun is the person Wu Mei trusts the most.
Because, only this Mama Chun is qualified to cover the sleeping Wu Mei with a quilt, and only she is qualified to comb Wu Mei's hair, and even lie on the same bed with Wu Mei to sleep with her when the emperor is away.
Mama Chun is not good-looking at all, although she is called Mama, she is only twenty-one or two years old, tall and healthy, and her hands and feet are thick, much like a rough maid.
Wu Mei didn't have a maid before she entered the palace, and she was assigned to this spring maid from the Huanyi Bureau after entering the palace in the eleventh year of Zhenguan.
Since then, the spring maid has never left her, whether it is in the Taizong Cairen Palace, or to the Ganye Temple to become a monk, or to see the light of day again, and finally ascended to the queen's throne, accompanied by this woman who has changed from a spring maid to a spring mother.
It makes no sense to say, the biggest reason why Mama Chun likes to come to Yun Chu's house is that only here in Yun Chu can she eat a meal of meat happily and bring back a lot of delicious meat.
Since the master she served was migrated out of Ganye Temple by the emperor, Mama Chun has not been interested in money.
In her opinion, instead of giving her a piece of gold, it is really better to give her a piece of delicious meat of the same weight and size.
So as long as Mama Chun said to find a secluded place to talk, Yun Chu would usually take her to the cooking area of the big cafeteria.
The meat here is generally piled up, and today, because the Chinese New Year is about to begin, when Mama Chun sees hundreds of thousands of catties of commercial cooked meat piled up in the yard, it is like seeing heaven.
She was originally a child of a poor family, and she couldn't enjoy those rich soups and waters, she only knew meat! No matter how good or expensive the soup is, it can't compare to the solid pieces of meat.
Seeing Mama Chun like a mouse entering the rice barn, Yun Chu's heart couldn't afford to have any thoughts of wanting to befriend this Mama Chun, and he really didn't have it at all.
Mama Chun is a relatively stupid woman, and she is a woman who knows that she is stupid.
So as long as she leaves Wu Mei's side, she will repeat the people and things she met to Wu Mei word for word after she goes back.
Mama Chun is stupid, but no one dares to say that Wu Mei is a stupid person, so if you want to deceive Mama Chun, it is tantamount to deceiving Wu Mei.
Yun Chu didn't dare to take any risks when facing Wu Mei, a ghost woman, so he could only follow other people's thoughts and take her to Roshan in Jinchangfang.
"The queen said that the last part of the song you sang in the imperial city was laughing at her!"
Mama Chun was holding a huge crispy pork knuckle in one hand and a five-pound fried fish in the other, talking in her mouth, but her eyes were staring at the large pieces of beef in the basket.
"Wronged, there is no such thing, it is just a whim, a barbarian tune hummed casually, and there is no intention of satirizing the queen."
Such a stupid woman is one of the ten people with the highest status in the court, and when it comes to grades, they are the holders of the highest rank among the four ranks, eunuchs, and palace maids.
"The queen has forgiven you magnanimously, but you have to remove the words that implied the queen in the last sentence.
Hurry up, change it now, and I'll go back and report to the queen that she knows. β
Of course, Yun Chu knew what was wrong, so he quickly added the words that Gentle helped him change back, and sang it again.
Mama Chun endured her saliva and stubbornly sang with Yun Chuxue, then asked Yun Chu to turn around and talk to her behind her back.
In fact, since turning around, Yun Chu didn't say a word, and Mama Chun didn't say a word, Yun Chu only heard the sound of Mama Chun gobbling up meat.
When Mama Chun began to burp when she ate, Yun Chu handed her wine jug to Mama Chun with her backhand and told her that it was filled with sweet rice wine, which was just used to moisten her throat at this time.
After another burst of tons and tons of drinking water, Yun Chu heard a sound of biting the pig's trotters, the braised pig's trotters in Jinchangfang are famous in Chang'an, and the most delicious part is the hoof tendons in the pig's trotters, the meat is rotten and the hoof tendons are still a little chewy, and it feels very accomplished to eat.
Mama Chun gnawed on the hoof tendons for a long time, and Yun Chu estimated that these were four pig's trotters again, and they were all the most delicious front hooves.
Mama Chun is one of the most meat-loving people Yun Chu has ever met, and she is also one of the most meat-eating people, as long as she looks at the bare bones under her feet that have been gnawed to the point that there is no meat left, she knows that she is absolutely serious about eating meat.
"A few days ago, Jinchangfang bought some donkeys to cook meat after killing, but I didn't expect that after the donkey's meat was cooked, it tasted exceptionally good, Mama might as well try it, and bring some back to the queen by the way."
Yun Chu actively suggested donkey meat to Mama Chun, because this thing will be an important part of the meat industry in Jinchangfang, this thing is easier to raise than cattle, and it can also be used as labor animals, which is a good meat.
"Where?" Mama Chun spit out a bone before asking.
"Come with me!" Seeing that Mama Chun had almost eaten, Yun Chu led her through the lined Roshan to another place full of large baskets.
"It's all skinny, it's not delicious!"
Yun Chu smiled and tore off half of the donkey ribs with his bare hands, gave half of it to Mama Chun, and took the other half and began to gnaw wildly. 100\./degree\./search\./so\.7\./4\./text\./learning\./net\./first\./send
Eating meat is actually very boring to eat alone, especially when there is too much meat to eat.
When Yun Chu was biting the donkey's ribs, he also took out a head of garlic and handed it to Mama Chun and said, "A bite of meat, a mouthful of garlic, it can be called the best taste in the world." β
Mama Chun disliked the taste of garlic, but seeing that Yun Chu threw a head of garlic into her mouth and then took a bite of donkey meat and chewed it was too tempting, she tried to throw garlic cloves into her mouth before eating meat.
I can't stop eating this one.
After half of the donkey meat is eaten, Yun Chu can't eat it anymore, and Mama Chun is almost there, and the meat eating conference is over.
Then, Yun Chu carried a big bamboo basket and followed behind Mama Chun, constantly introducing the types of meat to Mama Chun, and then carrying the meat she selected for Mama Chun.
After a while, the basket was full, and Mama Chun still couldn't get enough of looking at the Roshan in front of her.
Yun Chu said: "There are still bamboo baskets." β
Mama Chun said: "The queen never allows me to take more than a basket of things. After speaking, although he still lingered, he resolutely left the meat cooking area of the large kitchen.
Seeing Mama Chun leave Jinchangfang in a carriage, Yun Chu breathed a sigh of relief, just now with the stupid Mama Chun, so that his full of intelligence is useless, and the whole process is full of hard power to eat meat, which is more thrilling than fighting with an old thief like Li Ji.
The main reason is that people like Mama Chun are too worth buying, and Yun Chu has been strongly restraining himself all the way not to have such thoughts, which makes him feel exhausted.
The reason why he was strongly restrained was because he vaguely felt that this was probably a fucking trap, a trap from Wu Mei, and Yun Chu even thought that all the people who wanted to buy Mama Chun to do things for themselves must have died miserably.
When Mama Chun, who smelled of meat and garlic, returned to Wu Mei, Wu Mei was retched twice by the smell of Mama Chun's body, motioned for her to stand outside the door, and then asked, "Did you bring my words to Yun Chu?" Does he not admit that he is implying the main palace? β
Mama Chun gave a long burp and said, "Yes, Yun Chu said that he had no intention of implying the queen, and he changed the last sentence on the spot."
It became "I wish she would take a thin leather whip and keep hitting me gently......"
Wu Mei nodded and said: "It's not bad, it has changed from tyranny to flirting between lovers, and it finally fits in with the whole song."
By the way, what did he say to you after all that? β
Mama Chun said: "Yun Chu said that donkey meat is delicious, and donkey meat is better when eaten with garlic cloves, and then he accompanied the slave maid to eat half a fan of donkey meat."
The slave maid also brought back a basket to the queen. β
Wu Mei said angrily: "That basket of meat will reward you, Yun Chu didn't say anything else?" β
Mama Chun shook her head and said, "No, just accompany me to eat meat." β
Wu Mei sighed and said: "There are more and more smart people in this world, and they are becoming more and more difficult to deceive. β
See you tomorrow