The first to wake up was not Yun Chu, not gentle, not the hard-working Di Renjie, but the idle Zhong Kui.

When he came to Chang'an in the past, he always came and went in a hurry, even when he was an official in Wannian County, he tried not to leave the county office.

This is a good choice for a person who attracts the attention of countless people as soon as he goes out.

However, Zhong Kui still hopes that he can spend a leisurely life in the crowd and live a peaceful and leisurely life that ordinary Chang'an people can live.

Gentleness said that Zhong Kui does not often appear in Chang'an City, it is a kind of gentleness that belongs to kind and ugly people, and it is a kind of kindness that does not disturb the lives of others.

Zhong Kui felt that these words were very warm, and he thought so.

The early morning in Chang'an is the warmest and most comfortable morning Zhong Kui has ever experienced, at this time, the people who go to work have already gone to work at the moment of dawn, and only idlers like him have the opportunity to truly enjoy the early morning in Chang'an.

The sun had just left the mountain, and the trees that had been scorched for a day were once again refreshed after a night's rest.

Suzaku Street is yawning and cleaning up its stalls with breakfast, while the breakfast-only stall owners are staring at each potential customer in the hope of making more business.

There are a lot of carriages on the street, but most of them are the kind of carriages covered with gray curtains, this kind of carriage knows at a glance that it belongs to Pingkangfang, and the singers and dancers in it don't know which rich house they had an all-night carnival last night.

Zhong Kui sniffed it too, and gave a tacit smile to the swinger who seemed to be uglier than him, which was a great feeling.

Wannian County Yali also provides breakfast, the content and quality are dozens of times cleaner and more delicious than the stalls on the street, but Zhong Kui still sat on the stall decisively, eating the fritters that the boss fished out of the black sesame oil, drinking tender tofu, which was surprisingly delicious.

Although the fritters were a little bitter, and the tender tofu was not very good, and even the bean flavor was not there, he still felt very good.

The reason why the tender tofu does not have a bean flavor is that when people boil the soy milk, they take away dozens of pieces of the bean skin condensed on the surface of the soy milk water.

This is what Yunchu often said that the industrial chain should be pulled to a long li, when Wannian County is developing the industry, it must think about the profits of the upstream and downstream industrial chains, and finally the profits must be evenly distributed on all the industrial chains, only in this way can more industries be developed and more people employed.

Now, Zhong Kui is very sure that those singers and dancers go to the night banquet of rich people, which is faithfully implementing the spirit of Yun Chu's speech on the industrial chain.

Just when Zhong Kui was eating his own garbage breakfast and thinking about the disaster that Yun Chu had brought to the city, a woman dressed in fancy clothes sat opposite Zhong Kui with a smile.

Just when Zhong Kui was wondering what this woman was looking for him, he listened to this woman: "Lang Jun is thirty this year, right?" ”

The first time Zhong Kui met the woman who didn't run away, he politely arched his hand and said, "Eight out of twenty." ”

The woman smiled more and more happily when she heard this, looked at Zhong Kui's face and said, "What a good man, have you ever been married?" ”

This was the first time someone asked him this question, and Zhong Kui said stupidly: "I have never been married." ”

The woman smiled more and more happily, and waved her handkerchief at Zhong Kui and said, "At a glance, you can know that if there is a person in the family who knows cold and hot, it will not be the food of the old family who eats oil early in the morning."

I wonder if Lang Jun can have a house in Chang'an City? ”

Zhong Kui didn't know what this woman was going to do, thought about it for a while, and found that when he was an official in Wannian County, the county government seemed to have divided a house for him, which was on the edge of Dongshi, where the Wannian County government was located.

So, he pointed to Changle Fang on the edge of the East Market and said: "Changle Fang has a courtyard, but it is not big. ”

Zhong Kui felt that the woman's eyes were shining after listening to the location of his house, and he gradually understood what this woman was going to do, who she was.

The woman moved the bench and leaned against Zhong Kui, and whispered, "Does Lang Jun have a living in Chang'an City?" ”

Zhong Kui thought for a moment and said, "I was originally a Taoist priest in Xia. ”

I thought that this woman would die if she said this, but she didn't expect the woman to become more and more excited, and hurriedly said, "Can it be vulgar?" The old man saw that Lang Jun was not wearing a Taoist robe. ”

Zhong Kui couldn't help but smile in his heart, but with the attitude of joining the WTO, he said warmly: "Taoism has not been vulgar in the first place, but it has only now entered the WTO. ”

"Can you go and see your house......"

This busy, it was already noon, Yun Chu, Wen Wen, and Di Renjie had already finished their respective official duties, and once again gathered in the back house of Wannian County to drink tea.

Yun Chu splashed the tea root and said to Gentle Di Renjie: "Zhong Kui went to his house with a matchmaker, this is the first time he took the key to see his house, you say, does this guy miss his wife?" ”

Gentle and angry: "The good and the cheap don't intermarry, my family has a widow lady and a little lady who hasn't gone out, what is he doing outside." ”

Di Renjie said disdainfully: "Which of those widows and little ladies in your family is not looking forward to her husband becoming a marquis immediately?" Oh, there are several who have already killed their husbands, what's the matter, they still don't give up? ”

said gently: "What was Zhong Kui doing when he was the champion?" Isn't it just to get a background?

Although he is always frustrated, he can't go from one extreme to another, right? In doing so, I am not only sorry for his ability, but also sorry for his original intention. ”

Di Renjie sneered: "Mainly I'm sorry for the widow aunt with two girls in your family, right?" ”

Gently sipped tea and said, "How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air?" My aunt is only twenty-two years old this year, not to mention her good looks, there are few people who can compare with her virtue and virtue, and besides, Zhong Kui married my aunt, and she can get a dowry from the boss out of thin air, which is a good thing. ”

Di Renjie's eyes widened angrily, and he pointed at the gentleness and shouted: "Dowry? Do you think that among my brothers, there will be a shameless person who covets a woman's dowry? ”

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie with incomprehensible eyes and said, "I remember that when you left Beijing and returned to Bingzhou to marry the Wang family, you told me that among the several good things about the Wang family, one of them is the rich dowry. ”

Di Renjie was suddenly dumbfounded, and came to Di Renjie's side gently and compassionately: "It turns out that among our brothers, there really must be a shameless person who covets a woman's dowry......"

When the three of them were scolding each other, Zhong Kui came back, his tall figure leaning against the door frame, and he saw that the three gentlemen who seemed to outsiders to have all the benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith were attacking each other with foul language, and every sentence did not leave the lower half of the body and the reproduction equipment.

Just when Di Renjie pouted his buttocks to signal that he was gentle and capable, Zhong Kui said with a smile: "Whether it's Wen's lady or Di's little sister, we can all meet." ”

After calming down the scene in one sentence, he looked at Yun Chu and said, "Do you have a suitable one in your family?" ”

Yun Chu thought for a while, raised his eyebrows at Zhong Kui and said: "At present, there are only four, five or six fat women, not to mention the good tea and rice that they make when they are clever, they will definitely make a fortune when they marry home, you know their benefits." ”

Zhong Kui slapped his mountain-shaped bald head, thinking about the old women of the Yun family with big shoulders and round waists, he shook his head with difficulty and said, "Although I don't pick, your family's four, five or six fats are still left to you to consume." ”

After speaking, he said to Wen Wen and Di Renjie: "A certain family is preparing to enter the WTO, since it has entered the WTO, it will be thorough in its entry, at least like a normal person."

After listening to Mrs. Jin's words today, I suddenly woke up to the fact that it was because I was too ugly, unwilling to interact with others, and too lonely, which made my opinion of outsiders always good, which led to me being hindered and suffering everywhere as long as I left the familiar circle of Chang'an.

Now that I have figured it out, I should marry my relatives, I should buy a family business, I should buy a family business, have children, and first experience all the things that can be enjoyed in the world, and then talk about the ghost things in the eighteen layers of hell. ”

As soon as his gentle eyes turned, he immediately understood Zhong Kui's thoughts, and opened his mouth and said, "What Confucius said, if you can't help people, how can you do ghosts?" ”

Zhong Kui nodded seriously.

Gentle breath of relief said: "In this way, my aunt must be your good match, don't say anything, I will go home and report to my uncle, with his old man in charge, you will be able to marry in three days." ”

Di Renjie followed closely and said: "Think clearly, although my little sister is also widowed, she is only eighteen this year!" ”

Yun Chu was furious when he heard the words of these two bastards: "Isn't Zhong Kui worth marrying a yellow flower girl?"

With his talent, tiger skills, and pure temperament, the royal princess can also be married, do you have to give your widowed sister to Zhong Kui? ”

Gently sneered, "Li Si Thirteen, right?" ”

Yun Chu looked back at Zhong Kui, who didn't look like a man, and shook his head and said, "That kid has the wrong brain and is not in good health, I am going to raise it for a few more years......"

Zhong Kui coughed self-deprecatingly and said: "Young women, such as my little sister when she is not out of the cabinet, often fantasize that a beautiful man can suddenly appear in front of her eyes, presumably the rest of the little women must also think like this, I look good, it is better to marry a mature woman." ”

Yun Chu sighed and said, "In other words, although the matchmaker Jin Pozi told you about the women is the daughter of a good family, she just asks for money, right?" ”

Zhong Kui nodded and said, "I don't like other women to marry me with the idea of jumping into the fire pit to save and support their whole family."

Although I am unbearable, I still have some expectations for good things. ”

Gently listened to Zhong Kui's words, pondered for a moment and said: "Then it can only be my aunt, she was entrusted to a non-person, after the death of her husband, she lived a very unbearable life in her husband's house, and she asked for help several times before she was taken home by my uncle."

Although the family was almost killed by me later, my breath is still not clean, as long as Zhong Kui decides to marry my aunt, I will clean up the mess, so that you can marry quietly and without being disturbed by external objects. ”

Di Renjie sighed and said that he would not compete with Gentle, his sister is still young, and it is estimated that he still has a longing for her husband's appearance, even if she gets married, she may become a grudge in the future.

"Give me a picture, as long as I can accept it, I will marry!"

Zhong Kui stood in the sunshine with a smile, although he was still as ugly as ever, but he had extra sunshine and a majesty.

Although Yun Chu, Gentle, and Di Renjie are not famous painters, they are naturally not a problem with just portraits.

After a while, the three portraits were released, gentleness was trying to beautify Zhong Kui, Di Renjie was trying his best to show Zhong Kui's majestic body, and as for the face, he only drew a relatively good-looking side face.

Only Yun Chu drew the appearance of Zhong Kui wearing a two-winged webbed head, wearing a red official robe, stepping on dark cloud boots, holding a long sword, and his eyes widened angrily.

(End of chapter)