Chapter 55: Blind Marriage and Dumb Marriage

Gentle finally chose the portrait of Zhong Kui drawn by Yun Chu and went home, although I don't know if my poor aunt can agree, but this portrait has really expressed Zhong Kui's heroic charm.

Tomorrow, the prince's car will arrive in Chang'an, Yun Chu ignored it, but painted another portrait of Zhong Kui, ready to send it to the copper plate home to be carved and colored, to see if it can be used as a sacred object in the town.

Because of the pox, Yun Chu has not been able to go home recently, and if he wants to go home, at least he will not die after Li Hong is planted, and a few of his own babies can only be planted.

It is immoral to use Li Hong as an experiment, but Yun Chu does not have a sense of guilt, just like the people of Chang'an use their corrupt officials as experiments, they are just asking for peace of mind.

After all, this world belongs to Li Tang, and after the cowpox thing comes out, it is their Li family that benefits the most.

Will the copper plate be infected with acne, Yun Chu naturally doesn't care, this guy is at home all day with a carving knife to engrave lead characters, and told him that lead words are poisonous, this guy is right to be Yun Chu is farting, and recently learned to smelt lead tin alloy at home to make a more durable lead tin alloy font.

For a person who spends all day in a lead poisoning environment, sores are really nothing.

"This is Zhong Kui?"

The copper plate was recognizable at first sight.

"I don't know what the county zun is doing with Zhong Kui's portrait?"

"Ward off evil spirits, town house!"

"There are already Shen Di, Yu Lei, as well as Yu Chigong and Qin Shubao, so you don't need to invite one more Zhong Kui, right?"

"Shen Tu Yu Lei, Yu Chi Gong, Qin Shubao is the gatekeeper, and this one is placed in the back house."

"County Zun, this thing can't be done, no one is willing to invite an ugly ghost into the back house to worship."

"Zhong Kui is good at catching ghosts, do you know this?"

"I've vaguely heard the story of him slaying ghosts in the Western Regions."

"That's it, your house is restless, there are always little ghosts who make you have nightmares from time to time, and from time to time you lose some money inexplicably, and your wife will ...... from time to time"

Without waiting for Yun Chu to finish speaking, Tong Pan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes!" ”

Yun Chu squinted at the copper plate and said, "Is it okay now?" ”

Tong Pan sighed and said: "It's a big deal that I invite Guozijian, and the students of the four schools will make up the story of Zhong Kui catching ghosts."

But ah, county honor, you first have to do something like ghosts in a big family, and then invite Zhong Kui to catch it, and then make this matter known all over the city, and the villain will be easy to do. ”

Yun Chu sighed and said, "Let's talk about a female ghost I met before, her name is Nie Xiaoqian......

Zhong Kui shouted-Mommy Mommy, his sword suddenly became bigger, and finally turned into a big sword that was ten zhang long, and he killed Grandma Shu with one sword......"

Hearing the story, Tong Ban listened to the story, but after hearing this, he hesitated and said: "This seems to be the Buddha name of the Buddha Gate, and Zhong Kui and a Taoist priest are not strict in shouting it." ”

"Do you want to listen to the story?" Yun Chu was a little annoyed and angry.

Tong Pan nodded hurriedly and said, "Listen, listen, listen." ”

Yun Chu then continued with a teacup: "So, I ran all the way to the capital, and at dusk, when I passed by a big willow tree, a scroll floated down from the willow tree, and I opened the scroll immediately, only to see a poem written on it......"

Yun Chu coughed and sang softly: "Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, and the years are green and sorrowful, looking at each other at the moon-shaped, only envying the mandarin ducks and not the immortals!" ”

Yun Chu's singing has always been good, and the lyrics are good, Tong Pan couldn't help but feel that this ghost story might be true, but after seeing Yun Chu's smug face, he immediately determined that this story was Yun Chu's nonsense, but the nonsense was the same as the truth.

Over the years, countless books have been printed on the copper plate, and it is natural to know that those books can sell for a lot of money, and those books will lose money as soon as they come out.

Although Yun Chu is obviously talking nonsense, even if it is nonsense, because it was said by Yun Chu, there is still a lot of market in Chang'an.

It seems that this time Yun Chu has officially gone to the sea for his friend Zhong Kui's reputation, so it's okay, there is no need for other noble families, and the Yun family is haunted in the past.

"I took this order, but what you said about the county is to lengthen the industrial chain, and the villain decided to make this story into a song and dance, and then sell it to Pingkangfang, what do you think?"

Yun Chu slapped the copper plate on the shoulder and said, "Then I wish you a fortune." ”

After that, he dropped the tea bowl and rode the jujube red horse to the door of the house.

Yu Xiurong stood in the door with the children, sent Steward Liu to bring a change of clothes over, wanted to speak but didn't dare, so he ran away with the children quickly.

Steward Liu is now fifty-two, and he looks at life and death very lightly, but when he was close to Yun Chu, he still whispered: "Junhou, the old fairy said that cowpox does not pass on to people, but is it true?" ”

Yun Chu said impatiently: "Go and ask the old immortal." ”

Liu Yi said curtly: "This is not to plant pox for the children at home, for fear of making mistakes." ”

Yun Chu looked at Liu Yi coldly, making Liu Yi's head full of sweat, fortunately, he was still smart, and immediately said, "I'll take the children to get pox tomorrow." ”

Yun Chu snorted, and only then did he spare this bastard who wanted to let the master test the medicine for his own family.

Because of the large population, the Wen family's house is very large, more than three times larger than the mansion of ordinary officials, mainly in the Wen family, there were three ministers of the third grade back then, which caused the prominent status of the Wen family.

Although Wen Rou is only a fifth-grade official, but, because it is the county order of Chang'an County, the resources in his hands are far from being mastered by an ordinary fourth-grade official, even if it is the rest of the Wen clan, although there are also high-ranking officials and eunuchs, in front of Gentle, there is still not much room to speak.

That is, Wen Rou can't look down on the position of the patriarch of the Wen clan now, otherwise, there is basically nothing to do with his brothers of the same generation.

The married girl returned to live in her parents' house, although the Wen family didn't care, it was not a good thing after all, and the most important thing was that when the two little girls grew up and got married in the future, how to go was a big problem.

Datang doesn't care about the remarriage of women, at this point, the royal family has set a good example, as long as the husband of a princess dies, it will be given marriage immediately, and if it is a few deaths, it will be married several times, until the princess and a certain colt do it to old age.

Wen's is the same, his good daughter has been wronged, so she naturally has to take it back, otherwise it is Wen's no, she can't shelter her family, the problem is that people take it back, so she naturally has to choose a son-in-law to remarry, and she can't always stay in her mother's house, which is not good for the girl, and it is easy to gossip.

The one who wants my aunt to remarry the most is the eldest uncle, so the eldest uncle asked the eldest aunt to choose a lot of men for the aunt, some of them were rejected by the aunt, and more were rejected by the gentleness.

There are men with names and surnames in Chang'an, there is no secret here in Gentleness, many men who look dignified and sanctimonious, in Gentleness's eyes, are beasts in human skin, and naturally they will not let this aunt, who is basically the same age as himself but a generation older than himself, fall into the fire pit.

Because there are too many rejections, this leads many rejected people to think that Wen is insulting them, a remarried woman, and she is so selective, she is really not a son of man.

The eldest uncle, Wen Shou, thought that this should be a good family affair when he listened to Zhong Kui's gentle introduction, but after seeing the portrait drawn by Yun Chu, he was taken aback and said, "You actually want to marry your aunt to such an evil ghost?" ”

Gentle and silent, just looked at the uncle coldly, he had always disliked his uncle's hypocrisy.

Sure enough, Wen Shou was a little embarrassed by him, and threw the portrait to Wen Rou and said, "As long as your aunt is willing, the old man has nothing to say." ”

This sentence itself is expected gently, the old fairy said well, Yun Chu is a big matchmaker, he is gentle and tries his best to match, Dali Temple Shaoqing is ready to be a concubine, if the time is right, the prince will come to congratulate in person, such a pomp, how can he refuse because of Zhong Kui's appearance?

Others don't know Zhong Kui, they only know that he is ugly, fierce, and has killed countless people on the battlefield in Liaodong.

But he forgot that Zhong Kui was the first place in the Tang Jinshi Branch, and forgot that he was a knowledgeable and intelligent person, and only a few people in the gentle Yunchu knew that under Zhong Kui's rough appearance, he was such a delicate and gentle soul.

A man who gave everything as a dowry when his sister got married, and he still cried tears, how could he not be a good husband and father?

Wen Rou insisted that her aunt was an extremely beautiful woman, and her appearance aside, Zhong Kui was definitely a good match for her aunt.

In the past, Wen Rou wanted to match the two of them, but unfortunately, at that time, Zhong Kui was still a fool with a single brain.

Well, now, after going to Luoyang and being taught a hard lesson by countless people, I know that it is time to look down at the road, and it is time to welcome a happy life.

My aunt's name is Wen Ru, she lives in a very small yard in the back house, there are only two dowry maids in the family, an old woman, and two little girls from the Xue family.

Gently and familiarly, she came to her aunt's residence, and saw Wen Ru embroidering, and the two little ladies of the Xue family, one four-year-old and the other three-year-old, were obediently lying beside their mother and playing.

Gentleness took Zhong Kui's portrait to Wen Ru and said: "I won't talk nonsense, I told you about this person before, you should have inquired about it, now I will show you his appearance, the painting is painted by Yun Chu, and it is the same as myself."

Although you say that you have no shortage of food and clothing at home, no one bullies, but that is, there is no shortage of food and clothing, and no one is bullying.

If you want to really live the good life you want to live, this is a great opportunity.

If you want, tomorrow, when you take your two children to get pox, you will be able to see him.

Let me tell you, this guy doesn't have any problems except that he is ugly. ”

Wen Ru took the scroll, slowly spread it out, and looked at it carefully: "The appearance is so good that you can avoid ghosts." ”

Seeing her aunt Wen Ru smiling and groaning, she breathed a sigh of relief and said: "If it weren't for this layer of skin, even Princess Xu would be more than enough, you see, I always keep good things for our own family." ”

Wen Ru is not a little lady, and naturally she will not deliberately show any shame in front of Wen Wen, a partner who grew up together.

Holding the portrait, he kept looking at it and said: "If you look closely, you can still see that the heroic and extraordinary, Yun Chu's painting work is good." ”

Gently and impatiently, he said, "Give a word of approval." ”

Wen Ru picked up the portrait to show her two little girls, and pointed to Zhong Kui on the portrait and asked them: "Let him be your Aya, can you?" ”

(End of chapter)