When Yun Chu left Xuanzang, he found that Master Voyeur had organized many monks to catch fish.

Although it was just a casual order from Xuanzang, Peeping Ji and them were carrying out it as an order, judging from the gauze they used to catch fish, even a half-inch-long small fish could not escape.

"These fish listen to Master Xuanzang's chanting for a long time, they will give birth to spiritual wisdom, and this pond is too small, not conducive to their practice, Amitabha Buddha, all things have spirits, there are opportunities for Lingshan to peep into the Tao, my Buddha is compassionate.....

Yun Chu fished out two big carps with red tails more than two feet long from the big wooden barrel, and said to Master Voyeur, "Take it back and release it yourself.

Master Voyeur nodded and said, "It's also good karma." ”

Yun Chu, who carried two carps home, was very emotional, such a monk couldn't be unliked.

Rich. Kindness, still living in their own Buddha country does not harass the worldly people, sometimes there is compassion overflowing to save the world, if they can persevere and persevere, and their hearts do not change, it is definitely a good thing to exist in this world.

Yu Xiurong was waiting for her husband to return at the back door early, she felt that her husband might go to Yun Jin to think about the future of the anti-dinner,

When Yun Chu came in through the small door in the back garden, he found that he was carrying two huge carps in his hands.

"These two fish eavesdropped on Master Xuanzang's chanting, and they were about to become sperm, so they deliberately took them back to find a chance to release them."

Yu Xiurong heard that her husband didn't talk about the point, so she said angrily: "It just so happens that there is no fish in the kitchen, so it's best to make three fats into carp baked noodles and use the Five Organs Temple to pay tribute." ”

Yun Chu thought about the good taste of carp baked noodles for a while, licked his lips and said, "It's also a way I originally wanted to braise it." ”

"The husband didn't ask Master Xuanzang, what is Caiyun'er suitable for?"

Yun Chu looked at Yu Xiurong and said, "You don't know as a mother, do you have to ask an old monk?" ”

"Don't dare to talk nonsense, Master Xuanzang is a Buddha."

"I know it's a Buddha, and you still make carp baked noodles from the fish raised by the Buddha?"

"A Buddha is a Buddha, a fish is a fish!

Yun Chu shook his head, an extremely double-standard woman like Yu Xiurong basically has no fate with the Buddha in this life.

Instead of asking her to worship the Buddha, she prefers to worship Master Xuanzang, the Buddha doesn't bring her much benefit, Master Xuanzang can.

In addition, she has always suspected that Master Xuanzang is her father-in-law, so she has no scruples about kneeling down to Master Xuanzang.

Two pots of carp baked noodles were made at home, one was eaten by the family, and the other was sent to the county government by Yun Chu to invite Wen Rou to eat with Di Renjie.

It is rare to see fish that have been contaminated with Buddha nature.

Yun Chu dismantled the fish head, and said to Wen Wen and Di Renjie: "Don't provoke Yinggong recently, he doesn't want to harm anyone, he is now an old wolf who protects his cubs, there is no reason to talk about it." ”

Gently spit out the fishtail from his mouth and smiled: "You haven't said whether Ying Gong is protecting his son or grandson, or his great-grandson?"

I sent someone to check, but nothing was found. ”

Di Renjie took out a long thorn from his mouth and nodded: "There is no record on Wen Po's side, nor is there a record on the official register, and I don't know where Ying Gong put this child's household registration, and even the Li clan has not recorded it. ”

Yun Chu tapped his finger on the table and said, "Be kind." "We can ignore who gave birth to that child, but we can't not know."

Yun Chu took a sip of the slippery fish brain, took a sip of wine and said: "Master Xuanzang told me that we must be kind, and we should be kinder."

Gentle, Di Renjie nodded at the same time, even if he put down the matter of investigating the Ying Mansion.

"Your Majesty has formulated a new year name, the name is Linde, and the official implementation began in September, it seems that the ceremony of Feng Chan Taishan will be officially held at the beginning of next year, from the past dynasties Feng Chan Taishan ceremony, the three of us are on the list of followers, Yun Chu is the most unlucky, he wants to be the emperor himself, and he should be able to get a title of free rider when the time comes."

"The unicorn has five phases, the lion's head, the elk body, the tiger's eye, the antlers, and the dragon scales imply the five virtues: benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, and faith.

The horn of the unicorn is regarded as the most precious part, representing exceptional talent and superior wisdom.

Benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, and faith, together with outstanding talent and wisdom, are the self-metaphors of His Majesty today.

I also heard that at this ceremony, His Majesty will officially proclaim himself the Emperor, and the Empress will be called the Queen of Heaven.

I heard that this was proposed by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, and he said that in the past, His Majesty and the Empress proclaimed themselves emperors, and the Queen of Heaven did not have the support of heaven's will, so it was not brilliant. ”

Gently took a sip of wine and sighed: "For a sub-sacrifice, this guy is completely shameless, and I don't want to think about it, when the Zen ceremony is sealed, His Majesty wants to face the heavens, and tell the heavens at this time that he is not only the lord of the world, but also the lord of the heavens.

Or has the person you educated have lost respect for heaven and earth? ”

Yun Chu pointed to the sky outside the window and said: "This kind of thing can be done, but you can't say it, as long as you don't say it, God won't know." Di Renjie stretched his neck to look at Yun Chu and said: "The emperor can not believe it, the ministers can't believe it, the emperor is doing this to centralize power, and the ministers hope that the emperor will believe in the way of heaven and hope that the emperor can be self-disciplined."

However, it is also ridiculous that when the ministers have no way to limit the imperial power, they pin their hopes on the sky, which is too illusory

Finish. ”

Gentle and said: "A skilled craftsman in Chang'an City is said to have made the wooden oxen and flowing horses made by Wuhou back then, and it is said that he only needs to push it to walk by himself."

Shouldn't we check it out later? Yun Chu shook his head and said, "It's not of much value." "Gentle and puzzled: If the wooden ox and horse really reappear, do you know how much animal power can be saved?"

Yun Chu continued to shake his head and said: "It's not that there are no cars and horses that can drive autonomously, but they require a very deep knowledge of things, and not a carpenter can make it, this is obviously a liar."

Gentle sneered and said: "I don't have the ability to look above the top like you, as long as that carpenter can build a wooden ox and a flowing horse that walks on his own, I am willing to be honored as a master." ”

Di Renjie also felt that Yun Chu was too big, so he said: "Anyway, it's only a few steps away, and there's nothing to see." Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I'm going to sleep for a while, you go by yourself, if it really meets your requirements, I can follow you to be called a master." ”

Gentle and angry: "At the beginning, Lu Ban made wooden birds and flew in the air for three days and three nights, and now, it is not unusual for people to make wooden oxen and flowing horses that can walk on their own." ”

Yun Chu said with a smile: "I didn't say that there can't be a person in this world who can walk wood, but that my current cognition of Gewu in Datang should not be able to make something that can really have practical application value."

I tell you, there is no perpetual motion machine in this world, and no amount of elaborate mechanism can do it.

"Why?"

"Because the law of conservation of energy does not allow it." "What is the Law of Conservation of Energy?"

"This is the Yun family's learning, and it will not be passed on."

"What can this knowledge do?"

"You can make a car run on its own without cows and horses, and you can make a stone fly.

"Since it's your family's homeschool, then, I won't ask, I just ask you, can my son learn?"

"Of course, your children are all my disciples, why can't you learn it?"

"What else do you have at home?"

"You're going too far, although we're like brothers, if you ask like this, I'll still turn my face."

Di Renjie and Wen Rou glanced at each other, patted the table and said, "Okay, let's go and see the wooden ox and flowing horse that can walk by themselves first, if the things made by others are feasible, we will slap your face when we come back." ”

Yun Chu washed the oily hands that had just eaten the fish head, yawned and said, "Go, go, look carefully, my face is here, you are welcome to beat." ”m.

Gentle, Di Renjie left in a hurry, the two of them were extremely unconvinced by the various miracles that Yun Chu had shown over the years.

Obviously, Yun Chu's knowledge is not as good as the two of them, at most he can only be regarded as a mixture of knowledge, and judging from Yun Chu's various performances, he is not proficient.

But this is how Yun Chu squeezed the two of them into the pride of the sky, almost out of breath.

Many times, Yun Chu can immediately say the result just by looking at the beginning, once or twice, who doesn't have a time when the spirit explodes, but the spirit breaks out more than ten times a day, which is very excessive.

Gentle, Di Renjie left, and Yun Chu didn't go to sleep, but went straight to a warehouse in the county office.

The key to this warehouse is only owned by Yun Chu himself, and every year adventurers put a lot of things in it.

It's a lot of stuff, and I don't see any use for it.

Yun Chu opened the warehouse, and when he looked around, it was filled with stones of various colors, all kinds of liquids that exuded a pungent smell, all kinds of withered yellow plants, and even some huge fish bones.

After Yun Chu walked around the warehouse, he sighed and said, "With so many things missing, the Datang people can't go beyond the steam age and directly light up another technology tree, right?"

However, it's good to develop the steam engine to the limit, even if it's a steampunk Datang.

Gentle, Di Renjie didn't come to slap his face for a long time, Yun Chu went back to the rest room to sleep, and when he woke up, the county government had already gone on a bad trip, and the officials and officials of the various official offices were locking the hall and getting off work, and it was very lively.

However, it was lively for a while, and the county government immediately became silent.

Yun Chu washed his face and prepared to go home from work, at this time, gentle, Di Renjie came back with a lot of anger.

Seeing Yun Chu looking at them with blazing eyes, the two of them took out a copper coin from their arms with a dark face and threw it to Yun Chu.

Yun Chu caught it in the air, opened a wooden box on the table, and threw two copper coins into it.

Gently listening to the collision sound of the copper coins entering the box, his mouth twitched, how many copper coins were in the wooden box, which represented how many times he and Di Renjie had failed.

Yun Chu didn't ask about the result, in fact, he didn't have to ask, to stimulate the interest of the Tang people in machinery, Yun Chu has been doing it, the wooden wooden ox and the flowing horse itself is something that came out after he funded it, what kind of virtue that thing is, no one knows better than him.

In short, that thing is a teaching toy made for the three children of Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi.

In the past, Wen Rou didn't know about Di Renjie, but now that he knows, he feels extremely humiliated.

"Zhong Kui has slept with your aunt for more than a month, you should be satisfied, if you don't get married, you will be suspected of being a hooligan." Seeing that the two of them were depressed, Yun Chu couldn't bear to look at it, so he deliberately diverted the topic.

Gently looked up at Yun Chu and said, "Isn't it fun to play with the two of us?" ”

Yun Chu patted his gentle shoulder and said, "This is the beginning, when the two of you see the homework I left for the students, and you two guys who are known as the best in the world obviously know every word on it, but you don't know what to say, it is the time when you really enjoy the humiliation." ”

Some people died, but not completely......