Chapter Eighty-Four: You Don't Know Anything

Yun Chu took out a thin ivory ruler from the pen holder, half of it was suspended in the air, and half of it was placed on the table, and motioned for Di Renjie to use a grape in the fruit bowl to smash it vertically on the ruler.

With a "chirp", the ruler was hit by grapes and tumbled to the ground.

Gentle said: "What do you want to explain?" ”

Yun Chu didn't answer his question, picked up the ruler, put it back on, and found a piece of white paper to cover the part of the ruler against the tabletop, and motioned Di Renjie to continue smashing it with grapes.

Di Renjie picked a large grape and landed vertically on the ruler again, this time, the ruler bounced and did not fall.

The clever Di Renjie took another orange and smashed it on the ruler again, the same way, the ruler jumped even harder, and it still didn't hit the ground, as if the paper was very heavy, and the ruler was completely fixed.

Until Di Renjie smashed a large pear with plenty of moisture on it, Yun Chu's precious ivory ruler broke from it, but the other half was still firmly pressed on the table by the white paper.

Yun Chu regretfully picked up the broken ruler, repaired the broken stubble with a knife, and one ruler became two rulers, and put it into the pen holder casually.

Di Renjie stuffed the two grapes that fell to the ground into his mouth, and handed the pear to Wen Wen.

Gently bite the pear and say, "What do you mean?" ”

Yun Chu sat behind the table, clasped his hands on his lower abdomen, looked at him gently, and said, "I mean, you actually don't understand anything." ”

Gently nodded and said, "Change another one, continue." ”

Yun Chu nodded, got up and took out two silver dinner forks from the shelf behind him, put the mouths together, took out a toothpick from the toothpick holder and inserted it horizontally on the fork mouth, and finally inserted a toothpick into the hole in the lid of a copper incense burner, and took the dinner fork with the toothpick inserted and put the toothpick point-to-point.

Then, Wen Rougen Di Renjie saw that the fork was on one side, but it trembled and did not fall, Yun Chu even pushed it gently, and the fork turned around the toothpick.

Gently threw the gnawed kernel into the paper basket, took the toothpick, dinner fork, and incense burner, and repeated Yun Chu's action just now, and as a result, he could do it as easily.

After doing the experiment, he looked at Yun Chu gently and said: This is the knowledge of the Mo family, and it should be similar to the small hole imaging of the black house of Mo Zhai in the past. ”

Di Renjie also followed: "The wooden ox and the horse are the same as the birds of the Gongyi clan, but the knowledge of the Mo family and the knowledge of the Gongyi family have been lost.

So, what my son and they want to learn in the future will be Mo Zhai, the knowledge of the Gong Yi clan? ”

Yun Chu shook his head proudly and said: "Mo family, the knowledge of the Gongyi clan is shallow, and I don't know why it is, so I can't talk about it on the same day as the knowledge I bear." ”

Gentle eyes lit up and said, "Are you a master?" ”

Yun Chu silently worshiped all the sages he knew in his heart, and nodded as a matter of course.

Hearing this gently, he stood up straight, and intervened towards Yun Chuxing and said, "In this way, a certain family is willing to worship Brother Yu Chu as a teacher." ”

Di Renjie was even more excessive, and he was already kneeling on the ground and kowtowing like pounding garlic.

Faced with these two shameless people who wanted to prostitute their own knowledge for nothing, Yun Chu naturally refused sternly.

Di Renjie got up from the ground with difficulty and said regretfully: "If you have the opportunity to get a glimpse of the true face of learning, it is not impossible to worship your father-in-law."

Gentle also sighed, and said to Yun Chu: "Today, I saw the dog assembling the wooden ox flowing horse, and saw the formed wooden ox flowing horse weighing 100 pounds being dragged forward by the dog, I already felt great at that time, but I didn't expect to see two more incredible demonstrations, from now on, the dog is in the same learning, and a certain family will never ask." ”

Yun Chu pouted and said, "Are you qualified to ask?" ”

Gently turned his face and said: "Don't be too complacent, you are lucky to always have the help of strangers, we don't have this opportunity, if there is, what we have learned will not be worse than you." ”

Yun Chu frowned and said, "I remember that you are not a jealous person, why are you half of a resentful woman all day long?" ”

Said gently: "That's someone else, it's not here for you, the thief God gave you all the good things, and there is nothing to me." ”

Di Renjie said to gentleness: "It's a shame to worship Yunchu as a father-in-law, so it's a good idea for us to worship Master Xuanzang as a teacher." ”

Yun Chu touched his still blue head and said, "The last time I was hit with a stick, I broke my head and bleed, do you remember?" ”

Di Renjie touched his head and said: "In order to study, just two sticks are not a problem at all. ”

Yun Chu saw that the two of them were already stunned, so he laughed and said, "Then hurry up and prepare more gifts, Master Xuanzang has been in a good mood recently."

Yun Jin's wooden ox flowing horse is still a little bulky, although there is a connecting rod and an eccentric wheel device inside, as long as the eccentric wheel is given a force, every time the eccentric wheel rotates a circle, the eccentric wheel will pluck the connecting rod, and the connecting rod connecting the limbs will rotate a circle, and the limbs of the wooden ox flowing horse will move forward.

It's clumsy!

In other words, this thing is a big toy for children, and as for practical use, it is of little use.

Even so, when Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi led the three wooden oxen and horses to run around in Jinchangfang, it still gave a great shock to this already lively market.

When the people who had been shocked by the wooden ox and the horse heard that this thing was made by the carpenter commanded by the three children, so after the appearance of Naha, the Buddha girl of the Yun family, there were three extremely smart children again, who looked old at the age of three, and they knew that these three children would have a bright future in the future, and the prosperity of the three families could be expected.

In fact, these words are empty words, the fathers of these three children are themselves the top existence among the new generation of officials in the Tang Dynasty, and as long as their children are not stupid, their future will not be bad.

The Tang people seem to be very keen on such a thing as a prodigy, and there will be a few prodigies every once in a while.

Therefore, the Yun family is the home of Chang'an eunuchs, and it is really nothing to produce three prodigies in one breath.

What's more, the Yun prodigy is different from the poetry prodigy of others, the legend of the wooden cow and the flowing horse is the product of the conspiracy of Zhuge Liang, the prime minister of Shu, I heard that it has long been lost, but now, it is miraculous that it has been reproduced by three children.

With these three wooden oxen and flowing horses, ordinary people can even lead them to the government to receive rewards, and of course the eunuchs can report this thing to the court as auspicious, no matter which one it is, they can get great rewards.

Unlike poems, just write a poem "goose goose goose, song to the sky, white hair floating green water, red anthurium plucking clear waves" and other things, you can name Luoyang.

Unlike Luoyang, it is obviously much more difficult to get Chang'an.

Of course, Yu Xiurong knew that the drawings for building wooden oxen and flowing horses were made by her husband, and when she was drawing, she was waiting on the side.

The situation of his husband is not good, he has made too many great credits in the past, and now the ordinary small credits will not benefit him at all, not to mention, it will attract the royal covetousness.

Now it's okay, the three little boys led the wooden ox and the horse out for a walk, and everyone knew that this thing was made by the children themselves, even the emperor didn't have the face to rob the children of things.

As the mother and teacher of the children, Yu Xiurong had already stood at the door in full costume, saying kind words to the neighbors, listening to their compliments, and smiling at the three sweaty little guys leading the wooden ox over with a smile.

If Yu Xiurong can still maintain his mood, Wen Huan's mother, Di Guangsi's mother, at this time, he was already crying and couldn't stand steadily, if it weren't for the support of the maid around him, he would have to kneel on the ground and cry.

An eight-year-old child can reproduce Wuhou's old skills, who can believe this? Today, their children have done just that. It stands to reason that these three children are all sons-in-law, the eldest son, and if they don't succeed in the future, they can also inherit their father's title, so far, although Di Renjie has not yet obtained the title, but no one doubts that Di Renjie will not be able to get a prominent title in the future.

Therefore, the future of these three children is worry-free, but if the children can strengthen their ancestors and get their own future, wouldn't it be more glorious?

Whether it is Yu Xiurong, or Di Renjie's wife Wang, or the gentle wife Zheng, they are all clear in their hearts like Spiegel, as long as their husbands are willing to play this matter, these three children will at least get a position of honest man, he was an official at the age of eight, and he started stronger than many people in his seventies and eighties.

Yun Jin flicked his itchy big ears in confusion, he couldn't figure out why Wen and Di Guangsi would be hugged tightly by their mother and cry, only his mother was looking at him with disgust.

Yun Jin pulled the wooden cow over with a cluck, leaned over to her mother and said, "Why are the two aunts crying? ”

Yu Xiurong said: "Of course, it is because their sons are so good and happy in their hearts that they will hold them and cry." ”

Yun Jin nodded and said, "Why doesn't A-Niang hold the child, isn't your child good?" ”

Yu Xiurong said: "You Aya started to support a family when he was eight years old, and he is much better than you."

However, my son is not bad, A-Niang will reluctantly hug you, and there will be no tears when you cry. ”

Yun Jin was hugged perfunctorily by his mother, looking at Wen Huan and Di Guangsi with some envy, and before his envy rose, he was hugged by Li Si.

Although the people here are all from their own family, Yun Jin was still hugged by Li Si's face flushed, and he wanted to break free, but he didn't expect Li Si's strength to be so great that he couldn't break free at all.

"Yes, yes, you're such a smart kid." Li Si hugged Yun Jin and rubbed his face against Yun Jin's face.

Yu Xiurong watched from the side, she felt that Li Si was doing it on purpose, deliberately taking advantage of the efforts of his gentle wife and Di Renjie's wife to reveal her plan for Yun Jin.

Seeing the gentle wife of this scene, Di Renjie's wife forgot to continue crying.

Not only did he forget to cry, but even his own prodigy who had just been born in his arms felt that it was not so fragrant.

If it was the rest of the royal princesses who were holding Yun Jin, they would not think Yun Jin was pitiful.

However, Li Si is different after all, this child grew up under the noses of several of them, although he is a little stupid, he is a really good child.

Cui Yao looked at his disciple with a look of relief, put his hands in the sleeves of his wide gauze coat, and said to Cui Shi beside him: "I'll just say, the disciples I teach, even if they are not very knowledgeable, must know how to firmly grasp what they want most from an early age." ”

Cui Shi pointed to Yu's face, which was like the bottom of a pot, and whispered, "Madame doesn't seem to be very happy." ”

Cui Yao pouted and said, "She is confused, she always thinks that Li Si is Yun Jin's sister." ”

Cui Shi said: "Eighty percent is the reason why I don't like Princess Li. ”

Cui Yao said: "She still likes Li Si, that is, Li Si, a girl and a boy, follows His Majesty's appearance, which is far from the queen's appearance of the country." ”

Yu Xiurong watched Li Si and Yun Jin giggling and dragging the wooden ox into the back house, and then fell on Cui Yao with a fierce gaze.

Cui Yao waved his hand and said, "It's none of my business, even if you want to complain, you yourself led the wolf into the room."

Whether the wolf cub is good or not is also raised by you, bear it! ”

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