Chapter 35 The whole family is a monk
"Why did I humiliate the Buddha?"
Speculating Ji sighed towards Yun Chu, gentle, Di Renjie beckoned, "Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, you come with me."
Yun Chu, gentleness, and Di Renjie glanced at each other, not knowing who Peeji was calling.
Peeki then took out three sheets from his sleeve and handed them to the three of them.
The two big characters Wukong were clearly written on the Du Mu in Yun Chu's hand.
The word Wu Neng was written on the degree in Wen Wen's hand. As for Di Renjie's degree, the word Wujing is clearly written.
Yun Chu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "I just want to borrow a monk's robe, I don't plan to become the monkey monk in the story."
Gently, he said, "There is no resemblance between a certain family and that gluttonous pig."
Di Renjie said: "A certain family is not dark in appearance, and his eyebrows are not like a sand monk with two steel forks."
Master Peeki smiled and said, "You don't really think that you can get out of the Buddha by hanging your hat on the pine tree of the Five Doctors and writing a Buddha poem, right?
Also, do you really think that you can run away by provoking a dispute between the queen and Shangguan Yi and leaving a huge mess?
It's really wrong for the queen to humiliate you, isn't it true that you took the official ceremony to humiliate the queen first?
Don't think that there are only you and the queen in the party, no one knows, the queen really won't say her shame, and you won't say it, but there are so many strange people in this world that there are like carp crossing the river, and nothing can be a real secret.
Don't be sure that the emperor, the prince will be on your side, you can do whatever you want, things are always changing, and the emperor also wants to know if Chang'an is really impossible without you.
Wanting the royal family to bow their heads and admit their mistakes has never been a simple matter, and there are endless troubles in the future.
If you want the royal family not to pursue you, then you have to give the world a reason to say the past, such as - the heart is like ashes, and you have escaped to Buddhism."
Yun Chu said: "It's not a big deal if you don't have trouble in the future, it's great that we went to the Western Regions to find Naha, I just want to know how you will face our three wives later, they probably won't like to climb into their bed at night It is the three Buddhist monks."
Anyway, you see the three of them often, and you have the ability to convince them that the three of us don't care."
Peeki smiled and said, "This senior monk has crawled over many women's beds, and they all say that they have a different flavor, as for the mistresses of your three families, they are actually the best to convince, compared to your safety, they will definitely not care about the hair on your head."
Let's go, enter this majestic hall, and after kowtowing in front of the Buddha, the past will disappear."
He smiled softly and said, "Our road is actually wider."
Di Renjie also smiled: "Let's go, go in and worship our new boss."
Yun Chu also nodded and said, "Removing the troubles can really remove the troubles, the cost performance is good, two junior brothers, let's go in."
Three young men in fine clothes went in.
The three monks in Tsing Yi came out, and even the beasts around the temple seemed to rejoice for them, and the sound of tigers and apes and birds resounded throughout the earth, as if they were praising the three of them.
Master Peep Ji looked at the freshly baked Master Wukong and said, "You are really a monk, obviously tied by the red dust, but you still look like a treasure and solemn, which is very rare."
Gently rubbing his bald head, he looked at Master Peeji and said, "I don't know if after returning to Chang'an, can I learn from Master Peeji and also carry wine and prostitutes in Chang'an Street Market?"
Master Peeji smiled and pointed to his fat belly and said, "The Buddha here often sits, and he needs to be entertained with good food and drink, and if there is no Buddha in his heart, he will fall into the infernal hell." Yun Chu said with a smile: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha has left in his heart, if the world learns from me, it will be like entering the devil's way."
Master Peeki glanced at Master Wukong and said, "You are a Buddha nature."
Yun Chu nodded and said, "It should be so."
Master Peeki said with some melancholy, "It really should be so."
After all, he pointed to the Zen temple where they lived at the beginning of the clouds
, once again walked into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, it is estimated that Yun Chu just said that the Buddha touched him a lot, and he needs to re-enlighten it.
Gently looked at Yun Chu and said, "What kind of grand wish did you make in front of the Buddha just now?"
Yun Chu said: "Concentrate and tranquilize and transcribe the "Boyaporomi Heart Sutra".
Sighing gently, he said, "You're smarter, my ambition is to copy a copy of the Lotus Sutra."
Di Renjie's face was strange when he heard this, and he didn't speak for a long time.
Said gently: "You won't really make any big wishes, although our brothers are sheltering in Buddhism at this time, but the ambitions they make must be fulfilled, this is the minimum respect for Buddhism."
Di Renjie said: "On a whim, I made a great wish to prepare to transcribe the "Lengyan Sutra".
Gently puzzled, he said, "The full text of the Lengyan Sutra is only more than 62,000 words, which is 20,000 words less than the Lotus Sutra I am about to copy, why does it make you embarrassed?"
Di Renjie sighed and said, "Pierce the blood and copy the scriptures." Hearing Di Renjie say this, Yun Chu and Wen Rou felt that they had nothing to say, but fortunately, Di Renjie was fatter and had a lot of blood on his body, and after copying, he should not be anemic.
Li Si saw the three bald monks enter the monastery, and after carefully seeing the faces of the three monks, he screamed miserably and flew to report the news.
"Mom, Mom, Aya is a monk."
Yu Xiurong, who was watching people tidy up the meditation room, suddenly heard Li Si's scream, and the duster in his hand fell from his hand, and he endured the horror, and when he came out of the room, he saw her husband wearing a monk's robe coming in from the outside with a bare head.
Yu Xiurong only felt that the world was spinning, and he could no longer stand steady, so he slipped softly to the ground.
Yun Chu took a leap, hugged Yu Xiurong, and said directly: "Take refuge, don't pay too much attention to it."
Yu Xiurong's tears had already filled his eyes, he stretched out his hand to touch Yun Chu's bald head, and suddenly slapped his bald head and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Yun Chu sighed and said, "I also just found out, and when I saw Master Voyeur, I was dragged to the Daxiong Treasure Hall to shave my hair, and I was given a Wukong Dharma name.
It was also said that Master Xuanzang arranged it, and it is not negotiable."
Yu Xiurong was about to get angry, thinking that even if Master Xuanzang was Aya, he couldn't just let his husband escape into the empty door without discussion, even if it was fake, it would not sound good.
It's just that the woman's screams came from the meditation courtyard next door, so she said to Yun Chu, "I'll go and see, your two brothers are two uncles, and they never want to talk to their wife well
Seeing that Yu Xiurong took Cui Yao, who was smiling dryly, to Wenrou's house, he heard the screams of the maids in the Zen courtyard on the other side, and their wives also fainted.
Yun Luan climbed onto Aya's lap, then tiptoed and reached out to touch Aya's bald head and said, "Aya, I want to be bald too."
Yun Chu hugged Yun Luan and said, "Aya is just afraid of the heat, and when the weather is cool, his hair will grow."
Yun Luan said, "I want to cool down too."
Yun Chu grabbed his son and threw it into the air a few times, and then caught it, and the child forgot that Aya was bald.
Compared with Yun Luan, Yun Jin, Yun Jin and Li Si are obviously not so easy to fool.
In particular, Li Si looked at the master's bald head thoughtfully, and then said, "I can actually choose to escape into the empty door."
Yun Jin said, "You have escaped into the empty door, what should my brother do?"
Li Sibai glanced at Yun Jin and said, "My queen mother has also escaped into the empty door, do you think she has been delayed to become the queen?" Yun Jin looked back at her sister.
Yun Jin immediately raised his hand to cover his black hair and said, "Don't even think about it."
Yun Jin said: "In the future, it is not bad for my Yun clan to develop in Buddhism, Master Xuanzang said, the money of Buddhism is more than the money of the entire Chang'an, and the actions are also secretive and unassuming, and the prospects are actually very good."
Li Si shook his head and said, "If the Buddha Gate is developed by Aya to create a monster like Chang'an, my father will definitely send troops to recruit it, and when the time comes, will you want your life or money?"
Just as Yun Jin was about to answer Li
While thinking about this question, Wen Huan and Di Guangsi appeared at the door and shouted at him, "Yun Jin, let's go as a novice, Brother Chengxiu has already gone."
Yun Jin touched his hair and said to Li Si with a smile, "I'll come when I go."
Li Si's eyes rolled and said, "I'll take a look."
Yun Jin said: "The Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, and he doesn't want to shave off my hair."
Yun Chu hugged Yun Luan, the father and son were playing very happily, and he was deaf to the affairs of others, he felt that whether it was Li Chengxiu or Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi, they all had enough wisdom to face their choices.
After a long time, Yu Xiurong and Cui Yao came back and complained to Yun Chu: "Both of them have to jump into the well, and they can't stop it, and then Wen Rou and Di Renjie don't let people stop them, but the two of them don't jump anymore, they pounce and bite and hit, and the concubine looks embarrassed, so they come back."
Hey, Yun Jin, where is Li Si?"
Yun Jin, who was bored reading a book on the side, said, "After a while, the family will not have a little novice and a little nun."
Yu Xiurong raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said angrily, "Who made them do this?"
Yun Jin said: "Li Chengxiu!"
"Bastard, there's no one who can save a snack."
With that, he hurried out.
For Yun Chu, it is really nothing for a man's family to get a bald head, he used to study in the party school for a year and a half, he had a bald head, not to mention, he suffered a fire in Datang and burned his hair, he still shaved his head, there is no hair and skin to suffer from his parents, not to destroy the strange idea.
Gentle, although Di Renjie is also a scholar, he is not comparable to ordinary Confucianism, they also think that filial piety to parents is definitely not about whether you shave your head or not, filial piety, filial piety is better than anything else.
When Yu Xiurong grabbed Yun Jin and Li Si came back, sure enough, as Yun Jin said, a little novice with clear eyebrows appeared in front of Yun Chu's eyes, and a little nun who looked delicate and had spring in the corners of her eyes.
Yu Xiurong sat on a futon in a gloomy manner, picked up the mallet and knocked on the wooden fish in front of him and said, "Okay now, the ancestor of the Yun family, now, in the future, all of them are monks."