313, what does this woman want from me [1/2]
Yi Yun was spit out by Taishi Xiaohua, and was immediately annoyed: "You broken woman, I really can't stand you, my clothes are made by Shui Miao's sister, you girl! ”
After Taishi Xiaohua vomited all over his body, he didn't wake up, his head drooped, and he fell asleep again.
Yi Yun had no choice but to drag her into the guest room in the Qiantang Palace, it was still the small building last time, elegant and exquisite, with the smell of books, but as soon as the stinky Yi Yun and Taishi Xiaohua came in, the room was filled with the smell of vomit.
Yi Yun was almost crazy, he was more casual, he didn't pay attention to what men and women couldn't give and couldn't stand clearly, he stretched out his hand and took off Taishi Xiaohua's clothes, this broken sack of clothes, it was already ugly, and it was stained with vomit, the more he looked at it, the more disgusting it became. Eyun waved her clothes out the window, saving them from emitting a stench in the room.
Then he took off his own clothes, which were made of Shui Miao, and he was reluctant to throw them away, so he had to temporarily put them in the corner of the house and wait for a while to wash them. He only wore a pair of boxer underwear, which looked very, and then looked at Taishi Xiaohua, this woman's coat was actually wearing a belly pocket, and it was a white belly pocket, with no embroidery on it, and the plate color!
After taking off her clothes, her beautiful face was finally not dragged down by the sloppy clothes, and she lay flat on the ground, revealing her snow-white thighs and arms, which looked even more beautiful.
"Tsk, you woman, if this is the case all the time, I think I can think about it. Iyun smirked.
At this time, Cai Rou's two maidservants came again, they arranged for Cai Rou to sleep, and hurried over to listen to King Jiashan's order, without even daring to delay for a second, which shows that this wicked man really has the benefits of a wicked man.
As soon as the two maidservants entered the house, they happened to see Yi Yun take off himself to only his flat underwear, and Taishi Xiaohua to only his belly pocket, and the two girls thought that Yi Yun was going to do that. The whole face immediately turned red. However, the maidservants of large families are used to this kind of thing, and it is not surprising, and even some maidservants have to wait and watch by the side when the master is in the room, or play as a substitute, but they are not very exaggerated, but they just whispered: "Lord, the servants are here." What are the commands?"
"Go get a bucket of bath water, and wash my clothes in the corner...... Grandma's, this broken woman vomited all over me, it's disgusting. Try to wash it clean and don't leave a little smell. Eyun commanded, "Oh, yes...... Look at this woman's height and fatness, and find her a set of clothes to send to her. ”
"Yes!" the two maidservants hurriedly responded, they were cleaned up by Yi Yun last time, and now they are very obedient.
After a while, the bath water arrived, and the clothes were taken to be washed.
Eyun took off his little boxer panties, brushed the floor and jumped into the bathtub. I took a piece of soap and wiped it desperately on my body, trying to wash away all the stench on my body.
After washing it twice, Taishi Xiaohua, who was lying on the ground, actually got up again, she couldn't figure out the situation in a daze, and hummed: "Huh, it stinks? Who vomited? Oh, who spit it out." We beggars often smell like this...... Ha, there's a bath bucket, so let's wash it......"
Drunkenly and bewildered, she walked over to the tub.
"Hey, broken woman, wake me up, Lao Tzu is in the bathtub, don't you see, wait for me to wash you and come back!"
Before the words fell, Taishi Xiaohua had already ripped off the belly pocket on her body. Her plump white breasts appeared in front of Yi Yun, and she let out a strange laugh, jumped suddenly, and jumped into the bathtub.
"Whoa......
The water splashed, and the wooden floor was wetted in a large area, and Taishi Xiaohua jumped. It happened to jump into Ewan's arms. ...,
"I'm fainting, break the woman and stay away from me!" Yi Yun doesn't dislike women, but such a strange woman is a different matter, you must know that men are not all women, some eccentric women, if you mess around casually and leave trouble, it will be very annoying, men usually don't want to have a relationship with inexplicable women.
"Oh, are you already taking a bath in the bucket?" Taishi Xiaohua was excited by the water, but she was a little sober, but she was still in a state of confusion on the whole, she smiled and said: "It's okay, wash together, wash together!" I often see the gang taking a bath together, and I want to give it a try, but the big girl's family, I'm very embarrassed, I'm happy today, and I dare to give it a try. ”
"Rub, try to take Zhou Lanye to try, don't try me!"
"Try, what's wrong with trying?" Taishi Xiaohua's whole body was pasted, and when she was very close, she suddenly turned around, turned her back to Yi Yun and said, "Come, help me rub my back, I'm so big, I haven't enjoyed someone rubbing my back." ”
"Damn it, Uncle Ben hasn't rubbed your back yet, do you want me to rub your back?" Yi Yun was angry, but if you look closely, Taishi Xiaohua's back is very good-looking, she is a heroic and athletic woman, with a great figure, and the outline of her back is extremely beautiful, which makes people want to touch it.
"Grandma, don't try to tempt me with your body, and I won't rub your back when I die!" Yi Yun comforted himself: "But it's okay to eat your tofu and touch you." ”
His palm gently moved forward, touched Taishi Xiaohua's back, stroked it gently, from top to bottom, the wonderful silky feeling spread to the palm of his hand, this woman's body is very comfortable to the touch, there is no trace of excess fat, but it is not all that kind of hard muscles, in short, it is a very perfect match, and it is comfortable to touch in the hand to the whole body.
"Ah, it's really comfortable to rub your back. Taishi Xiaohua grinned and said: "Rub other places, my whole body is soft and I don't want to move, you can just help me wash it from head to toe." ”
When this sentence was spoken, Yi Yun's pervert nature almost awakened, and he yelled that it was not good, grandma's, which woman seduced him, he would not be seduced by you, and when your personality became normal, he quickly opened his voice and shouted: "Slave girl, come on, help this broken woman take a bath, I'm going crazy." ”
The maid who was helping Yi Yun wash his clothes outside the house hurriedly ran in, only to see Yi Yun crawling out of the bath tub in embarrassment, Taishi Xiaohua actually hung his hand and said, "Don't go, help me rub my back......"
"Lord Wang...... What are you doing?"
Yi Yun cried and laughed: "This woman wants to rape me, oh my God!
"Woman, rape man?" The handmaid's sweat fell down in eight pieces, she came closer, and before she could speak again, Taishi Xiaohua suddenly grabbed the handmaid and pulled her into the bathtub: "Hehe, there is another person, come and take a bath with me and help me rub my back...... I'll help you rub ...... in a moment."
"Huh, why are you dressed? You can't take a shower with your clothes on. Taishi Xiaohua reached out and grabbed the maid's collar and tore her hard, tearing her naked.
The maidservant girl was frightened, she wanted to struggle hard, but ordinary people were the opponents of the fifth-order god generals, and they were killed by Taishi Xiaohua with three or two blows, and she couldn't move in the bucket, so she had to scream: "Lord Wang, help...... This woman not only rapes men, but also women want to rape, oh my God, help!"
At this time, another maid also walked in, still holding Yi Yun's clothes in her hand, she had already washed the vomit on her clothes, came in to invite merit, and said proudly: "Lord Wang, I have washed your clothes, as long as you take them to the stove and dry them, you will definitely be able to wear ......them tomorrow morning"...,
She happened to walk by the bath tub, and before the words fell, Taishi Xiaohua had already grabbed her, and grinned: "It's fun to have more people, come in and take a bath......"
"Oops!" exclaimed the maid, and was dragged into the bucket, followed by the sound of tearing clothes, and the maid's exclamation......
Yi Yun glanced at it sweatingly, there were three people squeezed in the bath tub, and it was already full, and the flesh was shiny and spring-like...... Pity...... None of these three women belonged to Yi Yun, and he hadn't done it to the point where he would go up when he saw a woman, so he had to let go of the fat that reached his mouth.
I can't stay in this room, so let's find a safer place to spend the night...... Yi Yun picked up the clothes that had been washed but not dried yet, picked up his little flat underwear, and ran out of the small building naked...... Pit dad, I don't know where to go if I want to find a place to rest, how sad it is to live so far.
By the way, let's go to my cousin's nest for the night! Anyway, she's a weak girl, and I have to sleep in her room, and she doesn't have a temper.
Yi Yun laughed evilly twice, and ran to Cai Rou's hut, the room was dark and quiet, and Cai Rou was also full of alcohol, and she slept heavily on the bed. Yi Yun didn't want to disturb her, he just wanted to sleep on the floor in the house, but his clothes were all wet, and he only had flat panties to wear, so he had to catch a cold if he slept on the floor all night.
Frowning and thinking for a while, Yi Yun still decided to sleep in the warm quilt, in the later life, when the travelers go out, men and women sleep in the same tent, and squeezing the sleeping bag occasionally happens, this in the eyes of later generations, it is not a big deal, as long as there is no relationship, it is not a very excessive thing.
He lifted Cai Rou's quilt and got in!
The quilt was warm, it seemed that Cai Rou had fully played the effect of "warming the bed", Yi Yun was very satisfied, but he moved his hands and feet slightly, but found that Cai Rou was not wearing clothes...... It turned out that her two maidservants helped her undress and then helped her to bed, of course she didn't wear it!
"I'm sweating!" Yi Yun hadn't gotten to the point of messing around while his sister was drunk, he turned over and turned his back to Cai Rou, so that he didn't have to worry about moving his hands and feet to touch others, after a bloody day, and drinking too much wine, his head hit the pillow, and he quickly fell asleep.