314, nothing happened last night [2/2]
Early the next morning, Yi Yun was woken up by a low cry, and finally opened his sleepy and ignorant eyes, and he saw Cai Rou next to him hugging the quilt, crying like a wounded little white rabbit, with red eyes.
"Huh, cousin, why are you crying?"
"Uh......h Woo...... You...... I...... We...... Woo......" Cai Rou cried.
"Hmm, what's wrong with us?" Yi Yun began to get up, and then remembered that he slept all night in Cai Rou's bed last night.
"I am so happy that last night they poured me wine, and my cousin came to protect me and send me home...... I didn't expect my cousin to be well-intentioned, woo...... While others are drunk, they actually ...... Woo......" Cai Rou became more and more sad the more she cried: "What can I do now......?" I can't call you cousin in the future, do you want to change my name to call you Xianggong? No, we are not married, we can't call you Xianggong, you can't call me my wife, you can only call me a concubine. ”
"It's so ugly, don't call it a concubine!" Cai Rou cried.
Evan: "......"
"Hey, we didn't do anything last night, I couldn't find a place to sleep, so I spent the night in your bed, really!"
"Uh......h I don't believe it! How can there be such a thing, a man and a woman sleep in a bed all night, and nothing happens? This must be a lie, something must have happened!" Cai Rou said timidly: "You lied to me! Woo......"
"Give me a letter!" "Yi Yun has a big head and two big, woman, can't you feel it in your own body?
"Uh......h I don't believe it!"
"Nothing really happened!"
"Uh......h I don't believe in death!"
Yi Yun Khan, his tone turned stern, and shouted: "Give me faith immediately!
"Ah!" Cai Rou was taken aback, she was weak, and she was murdered, so she immediately shrunk: "I...... I...... I believe it is...... Woo...... I believe it, don't flatten me. ”
"Well, just believe it. Iyun got out of bed, took two steps in the middle of the room in his boxer shorts, and grabbed the clothes that hung by the bed, but they were not yet dry. If his clothes had been sent to dry last night, they should have been able to wear them now, but by mistake, they didn't take them to dry, so they hung on the side of the bed so wet, and of course they couldn't dry overnight.
He didn't want to put it on for a while, so he unfolded his clothes and shook them in the air a few times.
Cai Rou was still hugging the quilt and hugging her on the bed, tears falling down, seeing that Yi Yun was not in a hurry to get dressed and go out, she said in a soft voice: "You...... You pressed me to say that I believe nothing happened, because I don't want to admit what happened last night......? It turned out to be chaotic and abandoned...... Woo......"
"I'm down!" Yi Yun's head began to hurt: "Nothing really happened last night, I didn't start messing up, how can I finally give up?" Listen to me, nothing happened last night, I don't believe it, I feel if there is any change in my body!"
Cai Rou flattened her mouth, with a crying look, stretched out her hand on her face, chest, and thighs for a while, and said with a sad face: "Although I am timid, I am not stupid, women and men have done that, and their bodies will not change much! It wasn't until she gave birth to me that my body gained a little weight. You make me feel the changes in my body, how can I feel it...... Woo...... At least you have to give birth to a child, and your figure will change, you just don't want to admit it. ”
Evan: "......"
Now Yi Yun is really sweating: "I told you to feel that it is not the appearance and figure, it is the ...... Ahem...... That place!"
"Where?"
"That place!"...,
"Which place is that?"
"That place is ...... Ahem...... That's the place!"
"Uh......h Liar, you can't tell where it is!"
Yi Yun suddenly collapsed, how could buddy meet such a stupid woman, going crazy. Forget it, it's absolutely unclear to talk to a little girl like Cai Rou who doesn't know anything, so let's solve it in a simple and crude way.
Yi Yun snorted: "Don't say it again, ***, I'm angry with me, listen to me, nothing happened to us, don't say anything about it again, otherwise I'll come to bully you." ”
"Wow...... Woo......" Cai Rou hugged the quilt and cried sadly: "How can this be...... took away the virginity of others, and asked others to act as if nothing had happened...... Woo...... You are the most ruthless person who bullied me, even more ruthless than those officials in Hangzhou......"
"Don't cry!" said Evan, pretending to be vicious.
Cai Rou was startled and quickly stopped crying, but her shoulders were still twitching.
"Get dressed before you talk!" Iyun ordered.
"Yes!" Cai Rou was used to being bullied, as soon as others spoke in this tone, she habitually complied, took her clothes into the quilt, and put them on in the quilt, until she was neatly dressed, and then carefully slipped out of the quilt.
"Take my clothes to dry, tell the maidservants to prepare food, and when I have finished eating, I will leave for the oasis of Shanghai. Iyun commanded.
"Huh, are you leaving?" Cai Rou's eyes immediately turned red again, and she muttered in a low voice: "I also said that I didn't start and give up, I got up from someone's bed, and said I wanted to leave as soon as I opened my mouth...... Woo...... My life is so miserable. ”
"Don't say such strange things, give me something to eat!" said Iyun, pretending to be fierce.
"Uh......h Yes......" Cai Rou took Yiyun's wet clothes and ran away in tears.
After a while, she ran back with tears in her eyes, holding the dried clothes in her hands, followed by two disheveled maidservants, it seems that the two of them were tossed by Taishi Xiaohua last night, and they have not come back to their senses yet.
The two maidservants looked at each other and didn't speak, they looked at Cai Rou's appearance, and thought that she was given something by Yi Yun, and King Jiashan was the king of Qiantang, this thing is too terrifying, it's not that a little person like them dares to mix, so they didn't dare to say a word, pretending to know nothing.
As a result, the three women were like maidservants, standing obediently beside Yi Yun, and they didn't dare to take a breath.
Yi Yun flattened his mouth, how did this situation feel wrong? He stood up and snorted, "Help me dress." As a prince, he is often surrounded by servants, and Yi Yun has gradually become accustomed to the corrupt life of being dressed by handmaids, when he is at home, he often gets dressed by Yan Wanyun or Ling Yun'er, he just needs to stretch out his hands and feet and not move.
He originally intended to let the two maids help, but as soon as the two maids moved, Cai Rou rushed to the front, picked up the clothes, and hurriedly put them on Yi Yun's body, but after all, she was a pampered royal relative, and she had never done such a thing as helping people get dressed, and she couldn't put on her body at all, and her clothes were messy and wrinkled.
"Hey, cousin, I said what are you doing? If you can't help people dress, don't mess around, let the maid help me dress. "Great Khan of Iwan.
"I ...... I've ...... with you I should help you get dressed. Cai Rou whispered: "It is said in the three and four virtues of the women's training that women should at least be able to help their men get dressed. ”
Evan: "......"
Yi Yun said very seriously: "Remember for me, we didn't have sex last night!"
"Well, we didn't have a relationship. Cai Rou was used to this question, she actually nodded pitifully and said, "I know you don't want to admit it, and I don't dare to make you responsible, you just need to remember it in your heart." ”...,
Faint!
Yi Yun had no choice but to sit at the table and eat breakfast, at this time Taishi Xiaohua also ran over, she was no longer wearing a beggar's sack clothes today, but a set of skirts worn by ordinary women prepared by the maidservant for her.
Taishi Xiaohua ran over with a dazzled smile and beckoned, "Yo, eat breakfast, I'll eat too!"
She was not polite, she sat down across the table, reached out and grabbed a piece of pastry, stuffed it into her mouth, and then wiped her pastry-stained hand on her clothes...... A streak of oil suddenly appeared on the beautiful clothes, and there was some flour ash on the pastries......
The people next to him frowned, oh my God, I finally changed into a beautiful dress, according to her method, in two days, I would have to become a sloppy beggar.
"I don't know what happened last night!" Taishi Xiaohua said with a smile: "My beggar's torn clothes were actually stolen, and the thief left me a new piece of clothes, I don't understand! And when I get up in the morning, I always feel that something happy happened last night, but I can't remember." ”
As soon as her words fell, the faces of the two maidservants changed greatly, last night they were rubbed by Taishi Xiaohua for half the night, tossed and tossed over, and thought that they were going to be robbed of their virginity by the female pervert, but fortunately the female pervert fell asleep by herself, they quickly moved Taishi Xiaohua out of the bathtub and threw it on the bed, and then fled in embarrassment.
The two maidservants hurriedly said, "Nothing happened last night!
"Oh, is that so?" Taishi Xiaohua grinned, "Then I had a good dream!"
She suddenly turned to Cai Rou and said, "This girl, why is your expression a little unsightly? Did you also dream last night?"
Cai Rou cried and said, "Nothing happened last night, I just had a nightmare." ”
"Humph!" Eyun snorted.
Cai Rou was startled, her whole body shrank back, and she quickly changed her words: "No, I didn't even have a dream last night." ”
Although Taishi Xiaohua is stupid, she knows how to simply check words and looks, she saw Yi Yun snort and scared Cai Rou to not speak, she was immediately unhappy, and snorted: "The man of the master of Sanjiang Pavilion, this is your fault, how can you take away the dreams of other little girls, whether it is a dream or a nightmare, I think the little girl has the right to dream!"
"What? is he the man of the Sanjiang Pavilion Lord?" Cai Rou was stupid with fright: "Is that the masked sister of the god of death who can kill?"
"Yes!" Taishi Xiaohua nodded, "Don't you know?"
Cai Rou was so frightened that she almost fainted, and she screamed in her heart: I understand, nothing happened last night, really, nothing happened, and I didn't dream, woo...... Oh, my God...... Sister Death, I didn't seduce your man, don't come to trouble me......
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