School bathrooms.

While squeezing the shampoo, Bey complained to Pianpin:

"There is a geographical gap in life.

Like the handsome guy in Sichuan and Chongqing, he is gentle and considerate, and the little brother speaks well.

Look at our handsome guys in the Northeast, even if you don't get entangled in the accent, you can't stand them talking about stand-up comedy, and you can never guess what he will say in the next sentence.

They're only suitable for viewing from afar.

I'm skeptical now, is there really a cold creature among men, and they are all chattering ghosts when they get along. ”

Pian Pian laughed and said: "If you say so, the co-author should poison all the handsome guys in the Northeast, my dumb boyfriend in the Northeast, hahaha." ”

After laughing, she touched Bey with her arm: "Let's talk about the details, for example, what did the handsome guy Lin say, so that you complained like this." ”

Bey looked at Pianpin:

"Can you imagine that we were telling each other a little story about scratch paper, and I was in that inexplicable mood when he suddenly said he wanted to give me two boxes of scratch paper.

His expression seemed to say, don't fix that useless set of wind and snow, if you are willing to write your name, write enough, I will send you a piece of paper, see if you spit it out.

And the thunder just sounded outside, he stood up and said I, what are you looking at, let's go.

I suspect the subtext in his mind is, staring at the big eyes and not seeing that there is going to be a rainstorm? You're going to stay here. ”

"Hahaha......" Sun Pianpian almost laughed off.

Bey didn't bother to laugh and continued:

"Then we're going to leave the classroom.

When I went downstairs, I paused, because he was holding my school bag, and he grabbed my school bag and carried it on his shoulder without saying a word.

I said I'll do it myself, but the big brother raised his chin and left yours.

His attitude immediately reminded me of the incident that Mu Wei and we learned.

It was the southern girl who thought Lin Quan had a bad temper.

I thought to myself, no wonder people misunderstood. Gentle and gentle southern girls, where do they understand the characteristics of Northeast men, they just talk like that. If you don't understand, you will really feel that you are a murderer. ”

Therefore, in the future, the handsome guy in the Northeast should not talk when he goes out.

"Nothing?"

Bey washed the foam off her head before replying:

"It's not over, so where can it be over.

Then he didn't know where to get a broken bicycle and had to take me back to the dorm.

The bicycle did not ring except for the bell, and the rest rang, and the chain fell off in the middle of the road.

He bent over to fix the car, and I gave him an umbrella.

As I held his umbrella, I thought to myself, accompanied by the rumbling thunder and the sound of seven-foot lightning: God, if I am struck by lightning, Lin Quan is the culprit.

If it weren't for him, I would have run to the place a long time ago. I'm slower on a bike than I am running.

And what left me speechless the most was that he said that my skirt was baby cabbage color.

Listen, baby cabbage, is that how you describe a girl?

Besides, I didn't ask him if his clothes looked good, why he was so underpaid. ”

"Hahaha

Pian Pian laughed so much that she didn't have the heart to take a bath.

Happy and happy, Pian Pian suddenly said: "No, Yiyi, he may be doing it on purpose, he is planting a heart anchor for you, and there is no military advisor around him who studies psychology." ”

"What do you mean by a heart anchor?"

Pian Pian began to tell about the books she flipped through in the bookstore in the afternoon:

"It's a word in psychology, the anchor effect.

Probably means, unconsciously giving you a habit.

And then when you see something that he always says, you immediately think of him.

For example, if we girls want our boyfriend to go on a business trip and miss themselves, the girl can say to her boyfriend before every business trip, I want the local maple leaf as a gift.

Then in the process of her boyfriend helping her find the maple leaf again and again, this heart anchor was planted.

Even if they break up in the future, my boyfriend will remember when he sees Maple Leaf, there was once a girl who didn't want other gifts, just Maple Leaf. It's called a heart anchor.

An object can be a person's logo. ”

Bey sighed: "Isn't this what Cinderella played, her dad asked her what she wanted, and Cinderella asked her dad to bring back the first branch she had hit." ”

Pian Pian heard excitedly:

"Yes, yes, it's scary to think about it, Cinderella is the real scheming girl.

That's why I said, the handsome guy Lin is also planting a heart anchor for you, you stupid girl hasn't realized it yet.

For example, this time, he said that your skirt is baby cabbage color, and the next time you change clothes, will he say that you are tomato red, banana yellow, eggplant purple, and green onion.

You said you could leave him in the future, permeating every aspect of your life.

When you eat these things, you will remember those words he said about the color of your clothes. ”

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, covered his mouth with two little fat hands, and exclaimed:

"Wow, I suddenly got the romantic point of the handsome guy in Lin.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, apple, peach, berry, vegetable and fruit.

He uses the color of vegetables and fruits to describe you, which is the sweetest fireworks in love. ”

Bey said in disgust:

"Pianpian, obedient, don't run around in the future, ah?

I didn't guard you this afternoon, you see what kind of mess you've learned.

Besides, what kind of heart anchor is that, you think too highly of him. No, you are looking too highly at the group of Northeast men.

In fact, they just owe it. Speak without some adjectives, and they will be uncomfortable. ”

Bey also gave Pian Pian an example:

"My lobby brother is a typical Northeast boy.

It's still good for him to just look at his face without opening his mouth, but it's not good to have a mouth, but he can't owe it. It is no exaggeration that he can form a big family by himself.

It's like I have no money, he looks like a father and has to give me money, and he will discipline me after giving it, saying that every time you give you money, my brother and I have to have high blood pressure.

I don't clean up the house, and he comes into the house and looks like an aunt, looking at this house that makes you skin.

Old girl, do you want to cook dumplings, add so much water, I think you want to swim in the pot.

returned to his brother's identity and said, what are you crying about, it's over, just do it.

You say my cousin, if he could talk less nonsense and just take action, would he be a better person? ”

Pianpian immediately found a sense of substitution, nodded again and again:

"My male relatives are also like this, they talk a lot of, and my second uncle is especially obvious in this regard.

He had a quick temper, and said to my second aunt, you are nothing for a day, and there is nothing you can do.

Then he staggered, wore an apron to cook, and washed my aunt's clothes.

He also said that my second aunt, go back to the house and lie down, you are an ancestor, so you don't have to do some work with a sore head and a sore buttocks.

However, this is such a person, when my aunt is paralyzed on the kang, he can feed my aunt little by little with a small spoon, and he serves me more meticulously than anyone else. ”

Bey spread his hands: "That's right, that's why I said, it has nothing to do with the heart anchor at all, it's just a northeastern male characteristic, and the mouth is owed." Obviously doing things that are good for you, but talking is not heard. Lin Quan's middle-aged can't be prepared to be your second uncle. ”

"Hahaha, don't be like this, it's impossible for a handsome guy Lin to become my second uncle.

The biggest difference between them, Lin Quan is good-looking, and my second uncle is funny.

One by one, you tell me from the bottom of your heart, that handsome guy Lin, there is nothing that moves you today? ”

Sure enough, Bey was silent, and then whispered to Pianpin:

"He drove me back to the dormitory and saw the donkey riding upside down downstairs.

I don't know how he knew it was our car.

Anyway, when he saw the car being rained downstairs, he knocked on his aunt's window and asked, Auntie, is there a plastic sheet?

Then he pushed me into the building, handed me back my bag, and was busy covering the car with plastic sheeting. ”

At that time, there were many people on the first and second floors of the girls' dormitory.

The aunt also leaned on the window to watch.

Pian Pian didn't understand: "Why is he covering the car?" Our broken car is not expensive and not afraid of rust. ”

"He said that if it is not covered, tomorrow the board will be damp, and I will sink when I ride."

So when Lin Quan left, the whole person was watered by the rain like a chicken in soup.

At the same time, Lin Luo's soup chicken finally returned to the dormitory.

"Emma, fourth, why did you do this."

The brothers in the dormitory were shocked, they had never seen Lin Quan so embarrassed, his hair dripping down his face.