Lin Quan shook the water from his hair.

Not to mention, on the way back from sending Bey, the broken bicycle fell off the chain twice.

Yes, twice, add together for a total of three times.

This car almost didn't give Lin Quan a crooked nose.

If this is his own car, he will throw it directly into the trench, and then kick it for scrapping, without hesitation for a second.

But this is a classmate's car, and it doesn't matter if it's garbage or not, so you have to borrow it and return it.

So what to do, this time the car has not been repaired with an umbrella empty-handed, and Bey is not around.

Lin Quan had no tricks, so he covered his schoolbag with the umbrella that Bey lent him, and sometimes the umbrella would be blown away by the strong wind, and then he chased the umbrella again, and his whole body was drenched in the torrential rain.

In short, Lin Quan didn't want to recall that scene again, it was too sad.

Xu Xiaosong, the third elder in the dormitory, asked, "What about your own car, don't touch me." ”

"Throwing it in the family area, I didn't have time to pick it up."

Bey said to go, Lin Quan couldn't drag it if he wanted to, or in the opposite direction, how could he have time to pick up the car at that time.

After sending Bey, the classmate's bicycle could not be stuffed into the trunk.

Lin Quan thought about it and simply rode back, but he was also wet anyway, where could he guess that he "broke down" twice on the way.

Is this a bike? They came against him.

Liu Yuchen, the second child in the dormitory, said with a smile: "Let's Deng Hao's car, right?" The kid's car was about to turn eight hands. ”

Xu Xiaosong said: "But don't look at Bashou, I heard that he is still thinking about selling, saying that he will sell it to his junior brother before graduation, and give twenty yuan." ”

Lin Quan remembered that Deng Hao had just thrown an iron chain at him from upstairs to lock the car, and he really wanted to shout at that time, who would steal your.

But in the end, he restrained himself, silently locked the car, and wanted to be an emotionally stable man.

Lin Quan nodded to Chen Wenfei, who was a guest: "It's here." ”

Chen Wenfei is the hometown of Zhang Wei, the boss of the dormitory, and he is also a classmate of Lin Quan.

Fellow countrymen and classmates, Chen Wenfei didn't hide some emotional problems chasing girls, and came to consult the "love expert" Zhang Wei when he had nothing to do.

Zhang Wei is not an expert, but he has been in love a few times more than others and has explored a lot of love skills.

Zhang Wei's biggest dream, a side hustle in this life: to come up with a book. The book teaches boys how to chase girls, and is dedicated to rescuing a group of bachelors. He thinks that as long as he can write it, he will not worry about selling, and the demand for this kind of book will increase in the marriage market in the future.

What Lin Quan didn't know was that the visitor Chen Wenfei was actually quite worried about Lin Quan.

Because when he came to ask how to chase the girl, as soon as he opened his mouth, Lin Quan would put on headphones or simply take his schoolbag out.

After a few times, Chen Wenfei felt that Lin Quan was quite disgusted with these emotional problems.

Also, people are handsome guys and rich.

Who do people need to chase?

If you really want to deal with the object one day and send a signal, the women's queue can't be lined up, where is the trouble.

But I didn't expect that Lin Quan would take the initiative to greet him today.

Chen Wenfei was a little flattered, and pointed to the beer he brought: "Look at Zhang Wei and they went out to buy vegetables, saying that you are going to make hot pot in the dormitory, and it just so happened that I brought it with wine there." On a rainy day, hot pot and beer are a perfect match. ”

Lin Quan walked towards the bathroom with a change of clothes, and asked Chen Wenfei: "Have you eaten?" I didn't eat it together. ”

After saying that, he went into the bathroom.

Like the four-person rooms where Mu Wei, Lu Jia and Lin Quan are located, the dormitory has a separate bathroom to take a bath.

The dormitory fee for a year is 1,006.

And the kind of Bey who does not have a separate bathroom, eight hundred a year.

However, it wasn't that Bey didn't choose a good dormitory because of the poor money, she was a little back.

At that time, they had to move into the old dormitory building when they had a quota. She is the one who was forced, and Mu Wei was lucky and not forced.

Lu Jia is the back of the string past. By the time Lu Jia wanted to change dormitories, there was no such rule, as long as the money was made up.

So if Bey wants to take a bath, she needs to run a long way with Pian Pian with an umbrella.

I'm still squatting in the bathhouse, waiting for the rain to lighten up.

Looking at Lin Quan again, it is clear that the soup chicken is back, and after taking a shower, he can sit down and eat hot pot.

……

Lin Quan thought to himself: Sure enough, as long as Chen Wenfei is there, Zhang Wei, the boss of their dormitory, will start a small love class.

At this time, Zhang Wei was holding a baby cabbage, and said: "If you want to chase a girl, you add QQ, ask for your mobile phone number, don't come up and say hello." ”

Chen Wenfei: "Then don't say hello, say what." ”

"Say something useful.

Keep in mind that you have to give the topic so that the girl can continue to talk to you.

It's like saying hello is wrong, don't be unconvinced, I can guess what you're going to talk about next.

She replied to you, right?

Then you ask, have you eaten, she says she did, and the topic ends.

You sit in front of the computer scratching your ears and cheeks and can't find a topic, or you bite the bullet and ask, "What are you eating?" Is it tasty? That person can still give you a taste, it's nonsense if it's good or not.

Brothers, open your mind and learn to fall in love, this is a science.

You'll just say hello dryly, is that different from walking around the park and greeting each other? And then it's nothing, I still want to find a good girl, don't think about beautiful things. ”

Liu Yuchen said unhappily:

"Boss, hurry up and teach me the right way.

Why do you have to bury us before every class? Then if we talk about love, who is here to listen to you.

To be honest, it's not easy enough to live in a day, and it takes courage to lick your face and ask for contact information from girls, right?

Before I wanted it, I had to think about it a hundred and eighty times, what would I do if she didn't give it to me, who didn't have a face.

The most difficult thing is that you don't count the object after completing the contact information, and you have to take the initiative to attack.

If it is easy to chase for a month or two, it is likely to be a year and a half if it is not easy to chase.

And then the girls are getting harder and harder to deal with, and we have to keep up with the times and learn the routines.

Say anything only to take out the heart, there is no surprise and romance, and the girl will think that you are a rigid person. Now loyalty and honesty have become a derogatory term.

Then don't take it all out, the girls say we're not sincere. ”

Chen Wenfei immediately raised his beer to Liu Yuchen: "Come, brother, don't say anything, it's all in the wine." Women are harder than math. ”

Zhang Wei looked at these bachelors with hatred:

"The right thing to do, of course, is to go to see her space as soon as you add QQ.

If a girl likes good food, you talk to her about good food.

When we talk, you say which one is delicious, and you have the opportunity to take her to try it.

You see, isn't that even the time for the next date?

Including greetings, you can start the topic according to her QQ screen name and space content. It's better than saying hello, you have to let the girls answer. ”

Chen Wenfei questioned: "Then what if she only likes to study, she is taking the graduate school entrance examination and there is no content in the space." That's the case with the one I'm chasing now. ”

"There is no such thing as a girl who only likes to study!"

Zhang Wei pinched his throat after roaring.

Just because you haven't found another hobby doesn't mean people don't.

"Okay, okay, I can see it, everyone here, you rookies shouldn't learn skills, you should improve your emotional intelligence first. It's no wonder that the girls always complain about us, saying that the science and engineering men are straight. What is straight, it is a problem with emotional intelligence. ”

Except for Lin Quan, who did not participate, the other servants were not convinced when they heard this.

Chen Wenfei and Liu Yuchen said: "We have dealt with objects, although we broke up, but that is also called handling. If you can handle it, it means that there is no problem with emotional intelligence. ”

Zhang Wei sneered: "Then why did you break up?" That is, in the process of getting along, the girl found that you have low emotional intelligence, and you can't talk about going together, and you feel good. ”

Xu Xiaosong said: "What about me, boss, you are not qualified to laugh at me." I've never been there, it's normal for me to have a bit of a problem with my emotional intelligence. If you know everything, then like you, you have at least four failed relationships experience. Lin Quan, isn't that the truth? You haven't talked about it before, you can be fair, it's normal for us to have low emotional intelligence in this situation, right? ”

Lin Quan: "......" seems to be very good if you fail the exam.

He didn't bother to answer the topic. I don't want to be a member of a group with Xu Xiaosong.

And Xu Xiaosong did not get a response from Lin Quan, which did not affect him to continue to express his views:

In a word, men who know routines have been trained by others. You say girls, why don't you understand this simple truth? They should cherish my kind of single-handedness. ”

Zhang Wei put his hands on his chest and leaned back in his chair:

"I'm not convinced, are you? Okay, don't disagree with one or eight who are not angry, give you a test, and your emotional intelligence will be immediate. ”

Please ask the question.

"Before the relationship is confirmed, it belongs to the stage of pursuing ambiguity. For example, it's winter, it's snowing outside, and the temperature drops down badly, and the girl sends you a message saying that she's cold, how will you reply? ”

Xu Xiaosong was the first to answer: "It's warm in my arms, come back quickly and come to my arms." ”

Zhang Wei: "I don't confirm the relationship, you send this, it's flamboyant, improper, and a bit of hooliganism, this is the girl's reaction when she sees your news." ”

Liu Yuchen replied: "Then I'll ask her why she doesn't wear more, knowing that she doesn't wear much when it cools down, isn't it sick." Children know that it is cold to wear autumn pants. ”

Zhang Wei: "If you dare to train people in the pursuit stage, you can do it." ”

Chen Wenfei said: "I will let her drink more hot water, and then ask her to soak her feet at night." If she lives on campus, she will turn on the water in advance and prepare it, and I think this is the standard answer. Is there anything more thoughtful than me? ”

Then everyone looked at Lin Quan, since you are listening today, you have to answer, you must participate.

Lin Quan: "I'll buy her a mink." ”