Chapter 168: Let Me Roll in the Mud

Hearing Li Mochou say this, Xiao Zhan felt that she had to "correct" her concept.

He took Li Mochou's hand and said:

"Don't say that!

In my heart, Fang Ningxue is as important as you,

Don't say anything, her position in my heart is more important than you, I treat you and Fang Ningxue equally.

In fact, in some ways, Fang Ningxue is not as happy and pure as you, she is still busy with business. And take care of that home.

What about you? Just focus on cultivation.

Like this time, I plan to take you to the land of 100,000 desolate people, and Fang Ningxue wants to go too.

wants me to improve her cultivation, so that she can accompany me every day and follow me to the world in the future.

I want to be with you every day, too!

However, I was too busy to do anything.

However, we are all monks.

If you are a monk, then you will gather less and leave more, and it will become the norm.

Fang Ningxue also often told me that if the relationship between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight.

All in all!

As long as two people have the same heart, it doesn't matter how much time they spend together.

How nice it is to be here like we are now!

Every moment and every second together must be cherished.

Don't think about those unhappy things,

Ha ha!

Come on, come on, don't worry about you giving me a smile.

Look at you, as soon as Fang Ningxue was in advance, he didn't look very happy. ”

Li Mochou was very cooperative, and immediately smiled at Xiao Zhan, revealing the most charming and naughty smile, which amused Xiao Zhan.

Li Mochou is just talking.

Everyone is very young, and sometimes the mind is over when it is spoken.

Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou were talking, when suddenly, there was a burning smell from a distance.

"Oops!"

"It's over!"

The two of them let out an exclamation at the same time, and immediately rushed in the direction of Jiao Wei.

The position where Xiao Zhan was standing was in the rock pile.

Now in the dense forest, Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou saw Mei Niang, who was in full swing barbecue cranes.

Its face was covered with black marks like pot ash, apparently smoked by firewood.

I'm busy.

The first barbecue, Mei Niang has no experience.

is still in a hurry, how can he do fine work?

If a person sees a huge tiger barbecuing cranes on the mountain, he will be so surprised that he doubts life and thinks that he has come to the wrong place.

Maybe I thought I was dreaming, but this kind of thing should have happened in another universe, right?

And that tiger also has huge wings.

originally

The tiger is already powerful enough, and with a pair of wings, it is equivalent to a real tiger with wings.

The question is, why do you have to get along with those cranes when you are such a mighty tiger king?

How cute and advanced the cranes are!

Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou saw that Mei Niang was in a hurry, and the barbecue grill was built with big branches.

Underneath the grill was a roaring pile of firewood clearly torn apart by tiger claws.

Mei Niang, how did you learn to make a fire?

Could it be that it will drill wood to make fire?

Or does it have flint and steel on it?

Probably neither!

These were the things that Xiao Zhan was very surprised by.

Eight cranes were skinned and hung on the barbecue grill, roasted to black.

There is no golden color flowing oil as Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou imagined at all.

Those who don't know think they're barbecuing crows, not mouth-watering cranes.

But Mei Niang is very confident in her barbecue skills.

It saw Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou coming, and hurriedly said loudly:

"Haha, you're here, master, mother?

Just right!

The crane is almost baked, you see how fragrant and beautiful!

I also ate a piece just now, and the taste is really beautiful, it is indeed much better than eating it raw.

Oh, come on, come on, you two hurry up and eat!

There are eight cranes in total, and each of you eats three, and I eat two.

Didn't I eat one earlier? Then I'll eat one less now! ”

Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou couldn't cry or laugh.

This Mei Niang is not only good at work, but also good at budgeting.

How many cranes each of the three people would eat had already been calculated.

Xiao Zhan didn't care about answering Mei Niang's question at this time, so he had to save the scene quickly!

He said to Mei Niang:

"You've worked hard, it's good, it's delicious, it's so fragrant, Mei Niang's craftsmanship is very good!

Hey, you've worked hard, just rest for a while, and I'll help you finish the barbecue task at the end.

I guess it will make your delicious crane icing on the cake.

Ha ha! ”

After Xiao Zhan finished speaking, he didn't wait for Mei Niang to give way, and quickly squatted down to remove half of the firewood and extinguish the open flame.

The fire is raging, and the cranes are all roasted like charcoal, can they still be eaten?

Li Mochou saw those cranes that were roasted like charcoal, and he had already lost his appetite.

She was also very curious, why did Xiao Zhan come to the rescue and continue to roast the crane that had already roasted the lake?

Will he be able to bring the dead back to life?

Just like his medical skills and alchemy, he can bring the dead back to life under any circumstances!

Maybe this barbecue, Xiao Zhan is also going to show his miracle.

As soon as Xiao Zhan came over, he removed the firewood, which made Mei Niang unwilling!

Very aggrieved and unconvinced.

I have worked hard for so long, and it has been baked, why did the master overturn all the results of his work as soon as he came?

Isn't the crane I barbecued delicious enough? Isn't it delicious enough?

In Mei Niang's eyes, the "delicious" and "particularly delicious" in its mouth are the taste of the tiger clan.

It's definitely different from the Terran concept.

Different races, certainly different values.

For Tiger Meiniang, no matter what kind of roasted lake he is, even the rotting corpses of animals can be eaten, what are you afraid of?

After every thunderstorm, some animals in the forest will be cracked to death, and they are like real charcoal, more like charcoal than the cranes roasted now.

They are the same and can be eaten with relish.

The taste is completely different from the animals that tigers usually eat.

Humans love to eat cooked food, perhaps inspired by animals killed by lightning?

Xiao Zhan didn't let Mei Niang sit idle, and said to it:

"Mei Niang, look at where there is a pond on the mountain, and then dig some silt from the pond.

The more the merrier, the faster the merrier. ”

Mei Niang touched her head and said:

"Master, what do you want to do with the mud?"

Li Mochou also looked at Xiao Zhan with a surprised expression, not knowing what medicine was sold in his gourd.

Xiao Zhan smiled and said:

"Mei Niang, don't worry about it so much, you go now!

Because these cranes need a final process, which is to process with silt. ”

"Okay, okay!

Wait, master, I'll go now! ”

Mei Niang acted quickly, and immediately went all over the mountain to find mud,

Fortunately, there is always a place for water on the mountain.

The stream will collect some sediment on the bank.

However, it is more difficult to find the silt because there is no algae and no pond on the mountain.

"There it is!"

Mei Niang saw in the air that there was a large paddy field in the plain area below the mountain.

Immediately flew over.

The local villagers were harvesting rice when they suddenly saw a huge flying tiger pounce from the sky, causing them to faint in fright.

There was no dizziness, one by one they were running for their lives, shouting:

"The monster is coming, the monster is coming!

Run, everybody!

"Demon beast! It's a monster! Oh my God, the terrible beast tide is really coming! ”

At the same time, I was thinking:

"What Xiao Zhan said is true, if you don't believe it, go feed the tiger......"

Mei Niang couldn't cry or laugh:

"I'm not a monster!

You foolish village women, you don't even know this king!

I'm the Tiger King! ”

Fortunately, there was another villager who seemed to be scared stupidly, pestle in the field, not far from Mei Niang.

Mei Niang strode over and asked:

"Uncle, don't be afraid, although I look a little domineering, I am very gentle.

I will dig up the mud from your paddy fields, and there will be no crops left in the paddy fields, and there will be mud left.

Digging up some mud shouldn't have much effect on the field, right? ”

The old man was trembling all over, he didn't know why the tiger didn't eat people, but wanted to eat mud?

What does it want to do with mud?

But when all the mud in the field has been dug up, isn't it useless?

Therefore, he looked at Mei Niang in a daze, and didn't dare to say bad, nor did he dare to say good.

Tigers can also speak human words?

It's just ......

The world is crazy!

However, Mei Niang also felt confused.

It's not difficult to dig up the mud from such a large field, how can you load it? How do you take it away?

Therefore, Mei Niang thought for a while, and said to the old man:

"Ah, I've changed my mind now.

Well...... I won't take the field with me.

Just like that, I just rolled in the field and sucked some of the mud out of the field with my body.

What do you want?

Now I don't have anything good to give you, do you want me to send you a crane to eat later? ”

Mei Niang now feels that she needs a storage ring so much, a storage bracelet.

Without a storage bracelet, you can't even take a piece of land with you.

Without a storage bracelet, it would be impossible to give this old man any gift in return.

Or the Terrans are smart!

They know how to use matter.

As far as the tiger is concerned, in addition to being a little stronger, it has not yet started in the construction of material civilization.

Forget if you eat everything on the spot, and throw away the food you can't eat, and you don't have the habit of storing it anyway.

Therefore, when Mei Niang said this now, she was really helpless.

At this moment, I also want to transform as soon as possible, and be as smart as the human race, so I can use materials.

The old man was even more confused.

Unexpectedly, the flying tiger was quite kind, and he actually planned to give him something to pay for.

Although this acre of land is not worth a few dollars, it is also the lifeblood of their family.

The family ate and drank in the hope of a harvest in the field.

But the flying tiger, what gift do you have for yourself?

It actually wants to send a crane to eat!

Cranes, everyone in the village knows.

Because their village is within the outer range of the Danhe Sect, not far from the sect.

They could also see the cranes flying around in the sky.

No one dares to imagine that one day they will be able to eat the cranes in the sky!

There is a saying that does not say:

Do toads want to eat swan meat?

I can't believe that this myth can still come true!

The old man felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and he couldn't think of so much at the moment, so he hurriedly nodded desperately:

"Uh-huh-hmm......"

There is also a saying called "The old man talks about juvenile madness." ”

At this moment, in the heart of this old man, he doesn't care about anything for the family's dependence!

In order to realize the toad's dream of eating swan meat, he let it go.

Mei Niang Daxi said:

"Good! Wait, I'll give you a roasted crane to eat later!

Maybe you'll get a lot younger after eating the crane.

Your whole family is going to get rich!

You can sell the cranes, and sell them for a lot of money!

The crane is a treasure, although its feathers are gone, but its internal organs and bones are valuable!

In your family, maybe those children who eat the meat of the crane will change their physique and cultivate the seeds of cultivating immortals.

Then you will become a monk!

Aren't you very close to the Danhe Sect here? Let your son or grandson join the Danhe Sect and become a Venerable Danshi in the future.

Then you can fly to immortality!

Can't think of it, right?

An acre of worthless paddy fields can change the fate of your whole family because let the Tiger King roll in it!

In the future, you will all be able to become immortals!

Hahahaha......"

After Mei Niang finished speaking, "Winter! With a bang, he jumped into the field, and the huge and solid tiger body smashed the field into a big hole.

Its more than 10m long tiger body smashed into the field, smashed into more than 20 meters, and almost smashed through the underground river!

Then, Mei Niang rolled in the ground, covered in mud, and then came up.

After coming up, Mei Niang smiled at the old man and said:

"That's it!

It's so cool to roll around and take a mud bath!

Wait for me, I'll come over later! ”

Speaking of which, Mei Niang spread its five-meter-long wings, and the wingspan of the two wings combined was more than twenty meters!

"I'll go too!"

Mei Niang said hello to the old man, and her wings flapped lightly, like a bolt of lightning, and suddenly disappeared!

The old man was stunned, he had heard the deeds of the immortals in his life, and the miracles of which immortals were not as powerful as the flying tigers.

"Bang bang bang!"

The old man was drenched in mud and slurry!

Mei Niang is now covered in mud, and when her wings spread, it seems to be a rain of mud in the sky.

Soaked the old man in mud.

The old man seemed to wake up from a dream.

Suddenly I felt ridiculous.

"What's going on?

I was obsessed with granting this request! Wow...... What about the paddy fields? It's all ruined, wow! ”

thought that in order to eat a bite of swan meat and a bite of crane meat, he actually destroyed the field on which the whole family depended.

The old man regretted it and beat his chest.

At this moment, I felt that why was I so unruly, how could I agree to the tiger's request for famine?

The paddy field was smashed into a big hole, and farming was impossible.

Therefore, after the old man came to his senses, he regretted it very much and blamed himself.

But

In the next second, the old man's eyes straightened!

The big pit that had been smashed in the field was suddenly filled with clear water.

In the water, there are still a lot of fish jumping!

"What's going on?"

The old man soon had an answer:

"This water is so clear and sweet, it's well water!

The paddy field was smashed into a deep pit by a tiger, and the groundwater was poured directly into the field.

The paddy fields were filled all at once.

In the future, there will be no farming here, but fish farming!

Ha ha! Raising fish is more profitable than farming!

I'm a blessing in disguise! ”

At this moment, the old man did not feel that he was a criminal in the family, but a great hero in the family, and he couldn't help shouting excitedly:

"Guys!

Folks!

Come back, all of you!

The tiger flew away, and the tiger said it wouldn't eat you, and said it had a gift for me, and it wanted to give me a crane!

Come on, let's share it together!

Cranes, everyone can take a bite!

You can all —

Become an immortal! ”