Chapter 169: How to turn into a chicken

The old man shouted loudly, waking everyone up.

The people who had been frightened to the ground had woken up since the tiger had gone, and the pressure in the air had disappeared.

The villagers who had fled heard the old man's shout, they all stopped, and then turned around.

"Oh, what is Old Man Chen talking about? It's like saying - the monster tiger made him a fortune!

What's going on? Let's go back and check it out! ”

For the villagers, the word "fortune" is extremely attractive.

The so-called people die for money, and birds die for food.

For the villagers, as long as they can get rich, even if they pay for their own lives.

Isn't there a saying that goes like this:

As long as the profit exceeds 300%, then anyone will risk being beheaded and do something illegal.

If just now, Mei Niang said to the villagers:

"I'll buy mud from you, and give each of you a tael of gold and a tael of silver!"

Not only will these villagers not be afraid, but they will greet each other with a smile and give them away.

But Mei Niang has no storage bracelets, and there is no place to put money on her body, where can she get the money?

So for Mei Niang, it now wants to transform into a human race, and then it has a storage bracelet, and it can take something out at any time.

You can also put things in at any time.

It's a mountain, and if it wants, it can fit into a storage bracelet!

It's so convenient,

Storage bracelets are so handy!

The villagers ran to Chen Laohan's field and were dumbfounded.

His field had turned into a pond with lots of fish in it. Caper!

"What's going on? Make a fortune!

What Chen Laohan said is right, he made a fortune, so many fish are free, and he doesn't have to spend his own money to raise fish! ”

"That's a big one!

Chen Laohan, what's going on? Tell me about it!

How can your paddy fields become fish ponds? ”

Chen Laohan then briefly told the villagers about the transaction between Mei Niang and him.

And then said that I would wait for that Mei Niang-

The Flying Tiger will come back and bring a crane to everyone in the village to eat.

Make up for the injured hearts of the villagers who were stunned by Mei Niang's appearance.

In case someone is scared into a fool by Mei Niang's appearance, it is not impossible for such a thing to happen, then Mei Niang will have a troubled conscience.

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"Everyone eats a bite of the crane, it should be enough for a bite, right?

Although the tiger said that the crane gave it to me to eat, but I like to share with everyone what good things I like!

When the time comes, each of us will be able to eat the fresh meat of the crane, and maybe, everyone will be able to soar into immortals! ”

When the villagers heard Chen Laohan's words, they were all stunned.

That terrible demon beast is actually the reincarnation of the God of Wealth?

When will tigers be able to speak human language?

The tiger was able to smash a large hole in the paddy field, and inside the hole was an underground river, so the paddy field became a fish pond!

What kind of tiger still wants to give them the crane to eat, and after eating the crane, they can also fly into immortals!

When you think about these things, it's incredible.

However, since what Chen Laohan said is resounding and conclusive, everyone believes it.

So the village elder Chen said:

"Yes, yes! Lao Chen, you are so good, too great!

If the tiger really sent the crane over, then we don't have to rob it, we don't have to fight, so that everyone can eat it, especially children.

Maybe someone's ancestral tomb is smoking, and a seed of cultivating immortals appears in the family, and they can soar into immortals!

If there is an immortal in our village, the lives of all of us will be better! ”

The so-called one person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven.

The village chief is very knowledgeable!

If there is a cultivator seed in the village, then the lives of all the people in the entire village will be completely improved because of the appearance of this person.

This has happened in other villages.

Therefore, everyone is waiting for the flying tiger to appear again, bringing them cranes and hope.

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Mei Niang returned to the mountain.

Its appearance frightened both Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou!

Where is this a tiger, covered in mud, I can't see the original appearance of this tiger at all.

However, from the outline, it can be distinguished that it is Mei Niang.

Its wings and body were covered with mud, and the mud smelled!

Twenty meters deep in the mud underground, how many years of silt was deposited, it can be described as smelly.

Li Mochou was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he desperately covered his nose.

It seems that although his cultivation has improved, there is no way to deal with the smell!

Li Mochou couldn't help but be secretly vigilant, when he encountered a smell attack in the future, he had to think of ways to restrain it!

Xiao Zhan asked in surprise:

"Mei Niang, what's the matter with you?

I told you to bring the sludge back, how are you ...... How did it become like this? ”

Mei Niang said proudly:

"I've finally helped you get the mud back!

You see I don't have any storage rings on me, is there any place to hold mud,

Then I'm going to have to get mud on me.

Do you think there's enough mud?

Master, do you think I'm smart, I'm very capable?

Am I going to figure it out? ”

Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou immediately laughed dumbly when they heard Mei Niang say this.

Xiao Zhan felt that his order was too casual, and he didn't think about it for Mei Niang.

It doesn't have a storage bracelet, so how can it get the mud back?

Mei Niang thought of it, rolled in the mud, and used her body to bring the mud back, what else can she do?

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhan patted Mei Niang's forehead and said:

"Mei Niang, you are so smart, you are so cute, you are so capable!

I can think of this solution.

Well, you're doing a great job, I'm satisfied!

Don't move now, I'll scrape the mud off your body. ”

Actually, you don't need to scrape the mud.

For monks, it is enough to use spells.

Xiao Zhan performed a clearing technique, and sucked the mud on Mei Niang's body, forming a spherical mud ball in the air.

And Mei Niang's body was not muddy at all, it was clean, as if he had never rolled in the mud.

This is the wonder of immortality.

Mei Niang was stunned to see the mud ball in the air spinning, only to realize that she still had too much to learn.

For example, it has not learned to use magic weapons now, and it does not know any kind of spells.

It's just a talent for its inheritance.

By the way, Mei Niang's talent is also beyond the reach of Terran monks.

Mei Niang not only has a lot of strength, but her combat effectiveness is against the sky, and she still has a lot of talent that has not been shown.

Xiao Zhan wasn't very strange just now, how did Mei Niang burn the barbecue firewood?

In fact, Mei Niang's nostrils can breathe fire out, which is the inheritance of its natal talent, and now it is revealed.

Such a talent is very difficult for a Terran monk to achieve, and it is also something that Xiao Zhan does not know about at present.

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The monks of the human race have their own strengths with those spirit beasts, divine beasts, demon beasts, etc., and it cannot be said that whoever is powerful is weaker.

At that time, the human race had not yet appeared, and the demon race was the master of the world, the world. So. I also said here, I'm afraid that the latter one won't keep up at all. Essence of the river. You can learn from each other's strengths. So. You will be able to uh together to increase the cultivation of both sides.

Before the advent of humans, mythical beasts ruled the world.

In the earliest days, it was the Phoenix, the Roc, and the Dragons.

Their talent is very strong.

As soon as the Dapeng bird spreads its wings, it is tens of millions of kilometers away, and the TV card 0 can destroy a planet.

Therefore, all things have spirits, and all beings are equal.

This statement is not groundless.

The Terrans had not yet been born at that time.

Therefore, the process of the human race from weak to strong and into the master of the world is also a process of continuous struggle and fighting.

The Terrans made the demons look down on them at first.

But the human race can now look down on all the demons and demons in the world.

From a higher perspective, there is no need to look down on each other.

Therefore, the human race claims to be the master of the world, but in fact, it is not much more noble than the dragon race and the demon race.

It's just different races, different creatures.

Therefore, the animism of all things and the equality of all beings are based on the precipitation of a vast and thick history.

Unfamiliar with what comes out of thin air,

Why is it said that all things are animistic and all beings are equal?

Because the Terrans only rose later.

Before the human race rose, it was bullied by other races of the demon race.

At that time, people's strength was very weak, and they were the food of the demon clan, and they were bullied by more barbarians.

The big clan has no talent, and its combat effectiveness is very weak.

Later, they invented immortal magic and invented spells in order to compete with the demon clan and the demon clan.

In the end, he fought a duel with the demon clan, won the victory, and regained the dominance of the entire world.

Now, the Terrans have become the masters of the world. The demons and demons and other races have retreated to the back.

Therefore, Mei Niang is now very envious of the various spells of the human race, all kinds of immortal arts,

In fact, the human race is also very envious of Mei Niang's talent.

Mei Niang doesn't need to cultivate, as long as she is talented, just turn it on.

Therefore, the human race, the demon race and the ten thousand races complement each other and develop harmoniously, which is the best state of coexistence.

It is better not to have any contradictions between the two sides, no war.

In that case, it would be a very big catastrophe for both sides.

Mei Niang saw the mud ball in the air spinning faster and faster.

It's like a tiny planet flying and spinning in the air.

And there's no mud spilling out, it's clean.

Mei Niang was dumbfounded, it didn't know why Xiao Zhan was rubbing a mud ball in the air.

Li Mochou smiled knowingly.

She knew that Xiao Zhan's mud ball should be used on the crane's body.

Really!

After a few minutes of spinning, the ball has become very even, and every part is so smooth, as if making ceramic clay.

Xiao Zhan lured the mud ball down from the air. Transfer to top of the grill.

"Poof",

The ball of mud disintegrated in the air, and the mud covered the surface of the blackened crane.

The mud slurry was evenly covered on the bodies of the eight cranes, wrapping them tightly from top to bottom, from end to end.

Then put it on the fire and roast it slowly.

At this time, it was Xiao Zhan's turn to be in a hurry, and he had to turn around the cranes non-stop in order to make each of the eight cranes evenly smoke on the surface.

The two hands did not allow Xie Lihua to stop for a moment.

Li Mochou smiled at Xiao Zhan and said:

"I see! Are you doing a chicken? ”

Xiao Zhan was surprised and said:

"I see that you live in the sect every day and live well, do you know the trick of calling Huaji?"

Li Mochou smiled and said:

"Don't underestimate me, I also suffered a lot when I was a child, and you know that I was an orphan when I was a child.

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When he was five or six years old, he brought in Danhe to cultivate.

Before I was six years old, I had all kinds of hardships......"

Xiao Zhan, you know that you may not be speaking properly, so you blindly patted Li Mochou on the shoulder and said:

"Well, yes, yes, I also know that you have suffered a lot, not much more than me.

So the two of us should cherish each other even more and rely on each other for their lives!

Called Flower Chicken...... It's going to be ready soon, and you'll be able to eat fresh crane meat later! ”

Mei Niang's eyes widened as she watched Xiao Zhan turn the mud-covered cranes around over and over again, roasting every part with a small charcoal fire.

Finally, there was a burst of fragrance from the mud.

It was a fragrance that Mei Niang hadn't smelled when she was barbecing, Mei Niang couldn't help but salivate, and it said in surprise:

"Oops, boss, you're not the same as soon as you make a move!

Sure enough, now it's fragrant! ”

Xiao Zhan said:

"That's right, whether it's stir-frying or making barbecue, as long as there is a fragrance, it means that our dishes are ready and the barbecue is successful.

If it's all the smell of the lake, I don't think you have much of an appetite, do you? ”

Mei Niang knew that this was Xiao Zhan's euphemistic advice to herself, indicating that her previous barbecue was a failure.

It touched its head and said embarrassedly:

"Oh, for us tigers, it doesn't matter what the lake tastes and what the fragrance is.

But compared to your Terrans, maybe you can make a better barbecue technique!

Well, okay, I've learned a trick!

This method called the flower crane is really eye-opening for me!

I'm looking forward to it now!

I wonder what the crane meat looks like when the mud is cut open!

Oh, by the way, I'm going to keep a crane for the villagers.

I told them and I'll send it to them later. ”

Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou looked curious, and Xiao Zhan asked:

"Mei Niang, why did you come up with the idea of sending a crane to the villagers to eat?"

So Mei Niang told Xiao Zhan about smashing a big pit in the paddy field to retrieve the mud.

Xiao Zhan and Li Mochou were very emotional.

Xiao Zhan said:

"Since you have damaged the farmland of the villagers, you should be compensated, and we can't be powerful on the heads of mortals just because we have cultivation.

Mei Niang, you have done a good job, respecting mortals, in fact, respecting ourselves.

We monks are all from mortals, and we must not forget our roots, and we must not treat mortals as ants and trample on them arbitrarily just because we are strong. ”

While speaking, the crane was almost finished.

Xiao Zhan took down one of the largest cranes and said to Mei Niang:

"Although I am not in favor of letting the villagers share the crane meat, but you have already spoken, then it must be realized.

We monks are the most honest.

In addition, I have some gold and silver here, you can take it and share it among the villagers!"

After the mud is peeled off the crane, let the villagers sprinkle some salt or make some seasoning themselves, which tastes even better.

Finally, Mei Niang, you have to warn the villagers that such a thing as eating cranes is a top secret, and you must not say it, otherwise, you may be killed! ”

Mei Niang kept nodding her head, indicating that she understood, but later Xiao Zhan issued a stern warning, which made Mei Niang confused for a while:

"What's so great about eating a crane, and how terrible it can be?"

Li Mochou couldn't help but tell Mei Niang at this moment:

"Mei Niang, these cranes you caught have owners, not wild ones.

Do you know who the owner of the crane is? ”

Mei Niang kept shaking her head, indicating that she didn't understand.

At the same time, I don't think so:

"I am not afraid of any owner of the crane, it's a big deal to let the owner of the crane come and fight with me!"

Li Mochou was angry and funny and said:

"You can't beat the owner of the crane!"

"Who? So awesome? ”

Mei Niang expressed disdain.

"The master of the Immortal Crane is the sect master of the Danhe Sect."

Li Mochou had no choice but to uncover the hole cards.

Mei Niang suddenly hung her head and fell silent.

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