Chapter 1 The name of the boss exists in name only
"Boss, I'm back."
"So fast?"
In an office building, a boss who was sorting out data was staring at the monitor with all his might, when a loud door opened interrupted his work.
"yes!" At this time, a tall woman, obviously dressed up after returning from a date, appeared at the door.
"Are you all done?"
"Are you still suspicious of my ability, boss? Well, I admit it, the main thing is that this job is quite simple, that is, a handsome guy wants to make his ex-girlfriend jealous, so let me pretend to be his girlfriend to support the scene, but I also understand, after all, this kind of graduation reunion is a bit of a comparison. ”
"If that's the kind of thing, he can just find a girl around him to pretend, so how much appearance fee are you negotiating with him this time?"
As he spoke, the boss continued to stare at the screen, sifting through the tasks that could be assigned tomorrow.
"Please," without too much fear, the woman walked over and sat down on the boss's table.
"Do you think there are beautiful girls like me around ordinary people?" However, because I had already tidied up my skirt in advance, there was no embarrassing thing like the skirt being cocked and seen by the boss.
"So, I only charged him a thousand yuan for his appearance this time, isn't it too much?"
"Not too much, that's as it should be." (No wonder, how rich does it take to spend a thousand dollars to ask someone to attend for half an hour?) )
"yes, I think too."
After receiving the boss's affirmation, the woman also smiled proudly, then took out a stack of bills from her bag and threw it on the table.
“…… Hey, don't give so much, said that the boss has a maximum of nineteen employees, and you're here,"
"What's the matter," the woman's smile brightened when she saw the boss's embarrassed expression.
"Compared to a beautiful girl like me, the boss's market is much smaller, if you can't get the right business, if the boss starves to death, our employees are not allowed to drink the northwest wind?"
"The employees you are talking about, except for the two of us, as well as Chen Yunhai and Li Fanzhu, there is no one else, right?"
"yes, so I don't have to take care of you, a handsome old guy that no one wants?"
"I'm only 25 anyway, although it's a bit big compared to your 21."
"Boss, you don't know that it's taboo to talk about her age in front of a girl?"
"But you don't look angry,"
"If I can let you see it, I am not Qin Yin, and I am not very old, why should I be angry?"
"But there is always an old age...... It hurts, it hurts,"
Before the boss finished speaking, the woman who claimed to be Qin Yin was already grabbing the boss's ear.
"The boss really can't speak, no wonder he always can't get a job,"
"But I still finish two or three orders a week at most."
"Yes, it's only half a week's work, and at most it's a day's work."
"Well,,, I still have a job, I'll talk about it later."
"Haha, you're empty-hearted, aren't you?"
"What's the matter, please, I'm a boss, can you show respect for your attitude?"
"Yes, my boss."
After that, the woman saluted the boss seriously, but the smile didn't look like respect.
"Okay, okay," there was no way, the boss could only wave his hand, and he no longer struggled with the situation that he was the lowest status of the company's full staff.
Although there are only four people in this company now plus the boss.
"It's okay today, you can go back, and when I sort out the next stack of materials, you can come and see if there is a suitable one for you."
"But, it's only three o'clock now,"
"What's the problem?"
Glancing at the boss, the woman was still sitting on the table, without the slightest intention of getting up.
"Compared with the current 996 system of companies, boss, you can be regarded as a Buddha, don't you know that I have graduated in June this year?"
"Yes,"
"So you told me to go back now, what am I going to do?"
"Go shopping, read a book, everything is fine anyway,"
"And what if I'm going to stay in the company?"
"But the company is fine."
"But the boss doesn't have anything to do!"
"Don't look at me like this, I'm still very annoyed by this pile of help-seeking information every day!"
With that, the boss lifted the tea on the side and drank it down. Showing a relaxed expression, a cup of tea after work, the living fairy said that he is now.
Looking at the boss's expression, Qin Yin curiously crawled to the screen and looked at the "help" emails on it.
Passerby A: Boss, you have to help me this time, I'm going to go to KTV with my brother to sing tomorrow night, their group of animals said they want to bring a girlfriend, where do you say I can go to find a girlfriend if I'm a single person? So this time, I have to ask you to ask Sister Qin Yin.
Domineering Boss: Boss, ask for help, I'm about to confess to Banhua, we are also friends now, although I think she also likes me, but I'm afraid that this is the three major illusions in life, I'm afraid that I won't even be able to be friends after confession, what should I do?
Passerby: Boss, I'm ......
"It's really a strange problem," Seeing this email to help deal with various emotional problems, Qin Yin only felt a big head for a while,
"Our company has been operating for a while, and although not many people know about it on the surface, there will still be people who come to visit, so it's not unusual to have these lists."
"Since there is a lot of data that needs to be processed now, boss, don't you know to hire someone to come and handle it for you?"
"I want to, too, but don't you want money? Although the profits of employees are high, your boss is still a poor bastard, okay! ”
"Oh, too, who made our boss a poor dick?"
"......, next time you don't have to say it so clearly."
"So, boss, how long do you have to deal with it now?"
"It's about an hour, but I'm going to stay in the company after I'm done, so ......"
"So, how about I place an order on this now and ask the boss to date me by name?"
The words were amazing, and when Qin Yin just spoke, Fu Xiaoyou (the boss) only felt that his whole body was electrified.
"Hmm~~" And this look like she was suddenly attacked, naturally she was caught in Qin Yin's eyes, and when she got off the table, the corners of her mouth were already curved with a hint of playfulness from time to time.
"Boss, how's it going?"
"......, I don't think so."
"Oh, is it? This is a direct delivery of money to the boss's arms. ”
"No matter how poor I am, I won't ask employees for money in this way, right?"
"But," looking at the boss who wanted to explain, but the more he described it, Qin Yin couldn't help but laugh at this time,
"The boss's reaction just now is very big."
"Where is ,,,? I'm just,"
"After all," Gradually, Qin Yin's lips were already close to Fu Xiaoyou's ear and whispered.
"If you want to talk about it, the boss is still very attractive, even if it's me, it's not impossible to say that I can like the boss!"
"I ...... This,,,, ”
"But what does it matter?"
Being teased by Qin Yin like this, Fu Xiaoyou only felt that his face was hot, although he had already said before that he would not find a girlfriend again, but if a beautiful woman whispered in her ear like this, she would still ,,,
Just when Fu Xiaoyou was in a trance, the lips of the two had begun to slowly approach.
However, just as they were about to meet, Qin Yin suddenly flashed to the side and dodged Fu Xiaoyou's "attack".
Then he covered his mouth and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Ha, I lied to you, the boss is really easy to deceive, like an innocent high school student."
"......, huh?" Fu Xiaoyou, who was disgraced by Qin Yin, who suddenly changed his hexagram, didn't react for the first time.
"Yes," he pointed his index finger at Fu Xiaoyou's nose.
"I'm just making a joke and seeing how nervous the boss is."
"You ......," after learning that he had been deceived, Fu Xiaoyou only felt that his face was blue and purple.
After all, although the company clearly stipulates that employees cannot have boyfriends and girlfriends, and they may promise not to find a girlfriend again, but ......
"I'll never believe your next time."
"I don't know,"
"Heaven and earth are proof."