Learning that half of Jack's genes are not human was an unexpected surprise for Juan.

Juan thought that when Soma left and he took office, there would be no need to bother with concocting charges to punish Jack.

According to the latest human standards adopted by Congress, no more than 50% of human genes are considered non-humans.

And being non-human is sin, and if you kill it, you will kill it, and no one cares.

Of course, the premise is that it can be killed.

Therefore, the establishment of the Planetary Self-Defense Force has become a matter of the utmost urgency.

Juan found that he could not find any other way to improve his strength than to buy gunpowder weapons in the stores of the All-Union Rifle Association.

So Juan came to the store.

Lisa, the moon elf, received him with great warmth.

"Are you going to raise an army?"

"Yes, are there enough weapons here?"

"Enough, enough, there are many more in the warehouse below, and there are also more bullets."

"Give me a list of minimum standards."

"Yes, Your Excellency."

Lisa smiled gracefully and made a list neatly.

Juan looked at the final total price and frowned: 800,000 Union Coins.

He looked at the list and found that a single firearm was not very much, but a large number of guns was a lot of expenses.

"But why do bullets cost so much? The total price is more than the guns! ”

"To ensure the combat effectiveness of the army, it is necessary to train frequently, and a bullet configuration of this scale is a must."

Juan pouted and nodded, he understood: "But are you sure you're not wrong?" ”

"No, Juan, I've calculated carefully, and there will be no mistake."

Lisa begged for mercy as she counted it again.

"Again, Juan, I'm not mistaken. Otherwise, I'll give you my commission, which can be reduced by one hundred-thousandth. ”

Juan glanced at Lisa, and the other party's pitiful Qi Rong didn't look fake.

He sighed: "It's not bad for your money." ”

Then Juan thought that he also had a 10% rebate, but after deducting it, he would need 720,000 alliance coins.

It's not enough to withdraw all the money on the platform!

"Lisa, you can help me see what can be cut."

Lisa took out a copy of the "Table of Allocation of Forces of Different Military Forces".

"Your Excellency Juan, I have already configured you according to the standards of third-rate alert troops, no matter how little, it is the standard of street gangsters."

Juan looked at it carefully and gritted his teeth: "Just match me according to the street gangster standard." ”

"Yes, Your Excellency."

Lisa neatly made another list, this time with a total price of 500,000 Union Coins.

Juan pondered, it would cost 450,000 yuan to make a nine-percent discount, and only 400,000 yuan could be taken out from the platform.

"It's a real headache, I'm worth this kind of money, and I have to worry about 50,000 alliance coins."

"If you can't have enough money for a while, I know some friends who are engaged in lending......"

"Lisa, you've never been out of this planet, where are you a friend like that?"

Lisa smiled bitterly: "How can I have human friends, these are all clichés taught during training."

"However, it is said that these people who are engaged in lending are actually in league with the All-Union Rifle Association, do you want to contact them?"

"Okay, let's get in touch."

Communication is connected in seconds.

On the other side, a customer service who seemed to be extremely sincere sold in a seductive tone:

"We put our customers first and provide the best quality service to our customers.

"Zero interest, zero commissions, instant arrival, unlimited amount.

"All you have to do is provide us with a video with a clear face as collateral about your intimate behavior with a partner......"

Juan cut off communications.

He solemnly admonished Lisa, who seemed to be a little excited:

"It's a naked loan! Illicit! Don't touch it!

"Don't look at what they say nicely, as soon as the video is released, it's too late to regret it!"

As if afraid, Lisa patted her persimmon-like bulging breasts with her small hand.

Juan was tempted by her movements.

"It seems to be older than last time, did you go for breast augmentation?"

"Hmm."

"What do you think, why do you want to be long?"

"Because, you humans like it."

"That's not absolute, for example, I don't really like unnatural things."

"I, I didn't add a prosthesis, really, it's all my own fat, natural."

Juan shook his head and left the store, his heart full of anxiety about not having enough money.

But Lisa seemed to misunderstand why Juan shook her head, and there were tears in her eyes.

Juan wandered aimlessly through the hall when suddenly, he saw a group of two-headed servants dancing merrily in the corner.

Although these creatures have two heads, they generally do not seem to have a high level of intelligence.

But fools are blessed with fools, and they seem to be able to live happily all day with a little fun.

And they are very strong, they have a strong sense of rhythm, and they are very dynamic when they dance.

Juan watched them bounce happily, and the depression in his heart dissipated a lot.

On a whim, he stepped forward and said, "Hello." ”

Juan's sudden addition made the group of two-headed demon servants panic.

The left head of the two-headed demon armor asked the right head, "What should I call him?" ”

The left head of the two-headed demon B interjected and replied, "It's time to call the master!" ”

But B's right hand says, "It's called the Führer!" ”

Then the right head of A summed up: "If you don't know, it's called a leader!" ”

After a while, the two-headed demons came to an agreement.

They said in unison: "Good leader! ”

Juan smiled and said, "You have worked hard. ”

Now the two-headed demons are even more chaotic, their vocabulary ability is limited, no one can convince other demons, and some of them even fight for their own two heads.

Finally, there was a little witty, regardless of the other demons who disagreed, and came out on behalf of everyone and said, "Serve the Union Coin." ”

But immediately a strong two-headed demon pulled it back: "We don't want alliance coins." "We want meat."

Another flattering two-headed demon came out and said, "Serve the master!" "For the Adults!"

Then the two heads of it quarreled over whether to call "master" or "adult".

In the end, it knocked out its right head with its left fist, stunned its left head with its right fist, and the whole child collapsed to the ground.

Juan walked away in embarrassment.

When he was far away, he looked back and saw the two-headed demons laughing at each other, mimicking the ugliness of the other two-headed demons in front of the big guys.

Laughing and laughing, they danced merrily again.

Juan walked up to the second floor and came to the bar.

He saw his good friend Berner, who was sitting alone at the bar, drinking white rum.

Bernard also saw Juan, and he greeted, "Hi Juan, let's have a drink, I'm in for a treat." ”

"Thanks, Berner, for a tequila sunrise."

So the halfling bartender poured a small amount of tequila-based wine into a big-bellied glass, and added a lot of orange juice and brown sugar water.

He placed the cocktail on the bar and pushed it flat to Juan.

"We're leaving."

Bernard's words surprised Juan, who was holding his wine glass.