Chapter 33 Preparation of the Self-Defense Forces
For the next week, Juan stayed in the Pioneer Station building and did not even go to the roof garden, and he really did not leave the house.
Fortunately, the building was quite large, and it didn't make Juan sick.
But after a few more conversations with the security assistant captain about security, Juan found himself in big trouble.
"You're going to retreat too?"
"Yes, the security team is subordinate to the military department, and the military department sent us here to protect the pioneer station.
"Now that the development station is going to be revoked, our task is completed, and naturally we have to withdraw it."
"Without your protection, how can I rule this planet?"
"It's not something we need to think about."
"I hired you! Give you money! ”
"Well, Your Excellency, of course I want money.
"But we are all military members, and soldiers take it as their duty to obey orders, and if they stay against orders, they are deserters.
"Why don't you contact the military department and ask them to change the order?"
I'm going to have the ability to get the military department to change orders, and I still need to stay in this place where birds don't?
Juan, who thought so, pleaded: "Why don't you help me ask, is there any security guard who is willing to transfer his military status to the local area and retire like Jack to stay?" ”
The result was no.
Juan panicked, and he found Morgan.
"Morgan, we're in danger! The security team will be withdrawn along with the Pioneer Station, and we will lose our protection! ”
Morgan frowned: "That's a question, do you know what other autonomous planets do?" ”
"You reminded me."
Juan searched for the information Soma had left for him, and sure enough, he found a precedent.
"Those autonomous planets organized forces from immigrants to form planetary self-defense forces.
"Great, Morgan, we can do the same!"
Morgan looked serious: "Set up a masturbation team?" You're the masturbation captain, I'm a masturbation team member, and together we fight against the rebellious Jack, and it feels like the rhythm of masturbation to death, which seems good. ”
"Morgan, don't be poor at this time.
"I know what you mean, we are not a normal autonomous planet, there is not enough population to create a self-defense force.
"But there's always a way, let me find it again."
Juan quickly searched for information, muttering:
"Morgan, your henchman Thorin has served in the army, and there must be rules that allow him to do this."
"But Sorin didn't actually hold a gun in the army, he's always been a miscellaneous worker."
"It's a problem, the law doesn't allow humanoids to come into contact with high-tech weapons.
"But gunpowder weapons aren't considered high-tech weapons, are they?
"Morgan, under which rule did you get Thorin to shoot?"
"I'm messing around."
"You're messing around?"
"Yes, at that time, I had a low education and little study, so I didn't know much about the law of the Union.
"Unlike now, when I graduated from the crash course of the 'Ministry of Truth', I can already be impressive."
"Morgan, don't show off your 'pheasant' education, it's a shame."
"I smell a strong sour smell of 'can't eat grapes' from your words."
"Ahem, Morgan, it's not unusual for 'pheasant' to have an education, although I don't have one, but I have a bachelor's degree."
"Ivy League graduates?"
"You're knowingly asking!"
"Didn't you graduate from the Ivy League? What's the difference between that and a 'pheasant' degree? ”
"Ivy and pheasants are no different!!
"If you really want to compare, Soma and his idiot boss's contribution to society is negative, not as good as you, you are at least zero."
"I'm zero?! Just because I don't have the qualifications to do bad doesn't mean I don't have the ability!
"The same applies to you, Juan."
"Alright, Morgan, let's stop blowing each other.
"I've found a basis.
"Now, we can arm the humanoids and incorporate them into the Planetary Self-Defense Force."
"Is there such a rule?"
"Yes, according to the Regulations on the Work of Military Dogs in the Union Army and its extended regulations.
"The regulations stipulate that military dogs are positioned as special combatants, an integral part of the army's combat effectiveness and an irreplaceable resource of military force.
"The mission of military dogs will expand from traditional conventional uses such as vigilance, patrol, and search and rescue to operations, counter-terrorism and stability maintenance.
"Extension Regulations: The Provisions also apply to other animals that may be used as military force."
"But Juan, we're talking about animals."
"You forgot? Humanoids other than elves are protected by the Animal Protection Act, so they can be classified as animals, so that the Regulations on the Work of Military Dogs can be applied. ”
"Ah, amazing!"
"Read more, and you'll be as capable as I am.
"Alright, let's get it done!
"Morgan, you go and organize the manpower, and I'll take care of the equipment."
Doing it, Juan found Soma.
"No, Juan, I don't have an energy weapon here, and I don't have a gunpowder weapon either."
"How come there are no gunpowder weapons? Aren't those in the mall downstairs?
"And those should be packed into the building's accessories, I just asked you to come out in advance."
"No, no, those are not, the weapons in the mall are all from the All-Union Rifle Association.
"They gave me a 10% rebate, and the rebate is now yours and you can use it to offset some of the cost of buying weapons."
"Still want to buy it? What if I take it directly, who can stop me? ”
"If you knew how much energy the All-Union Rifle Association has, you wouldn't ask such a childish question."
Juan frowned and used his brain chip to search the Internet for the All-Union Rifle Association, and then he immediately understood that this was not something he could mess with.
Juan, who did not give up, found the deputy security captain again.
"I'm sorry, Your Excellency, all energy weapons are numbered, and if you lose any of them, the military department will hold them accountable."
"Didn't Jack steal one, can he take it but me?"
"It's not stolen, it's destroyed.
"Soma said that Jack can't be convicted at this time, so we didn't report the theft, and reported it to the military department for accidental damage."
"This one should be held accountable."
"Yes, the accidental damage to the 'ghost' is a great negligence, and after reporting it to the military department, as the security guard who bears full responsibility, Henk has already been executed by shooting."
"Henk? I remember hearing the name, and he wasn't missing. ”
"We found his body, strangled to death.
Half of the genes left on his neck were human, matching the sequence of genes that Jack had left on file when he joined the army.
"But the other half is definitely not human, but we haven't found the corresponding species."
"So it was Jack who killed Henk?"
"Yes, it should be, but Soma said hello and told us to keep it a secret.
"It just so happened that we needed to find a scapegoat for this weapon theft, so we gave Henk's corpse a shot to cover up Henk's non-combat attrition."
"Perfect explanation."
"Yes, perfect."
"Is there still non-combat attrition?"
"No, Your Excellency."
Juan knew there was no way to get an energy weapon from the security team.