The mobilized humanoids sprang into action.

Morgan on the side persuaded with some concern: "Will there be a problem with this kind of release?" In case the video they shoot violates the laws of the Union, then you are the one who bears the responsibility! ”

Juan is right to think about it, for example, in the video of showing love, if it is two dragons, then netizens may think that they are watching "Animal World".

But if there are two elves, no one of them will be able to drool while shouting "The world is falling".

And the platform has always been very close to this kind of thing, no one reports it, it's okay, and if someone reports it, all the responsibility will be shifted to the publisher.

Juan felt that he might not be able to handle it at that time, and he felt the need to add an audit department.

"Yaling, you select a group of clever humanoids to form an editorial department, and all videos must be reviewed by you before they can be published."

"Okay, boss, but how should the review criteria be set?"

"Anything below the neck is considered too large, give me a mosaic."

"This ......" Ya Ling looked embarrassed, as if he couldn't understand it.

Juan felt that he should be taught a lesson, so he turned on the projector and logged on to the Internet, trying to find an example to show Yaling.

Then Juan found out that something terrible seemed to be happening, and almost all platforms were playing the same video.

Juan clicked on the video titled "Peiluo Visits the Billiards Stadium and Meets the Horns of the Lovers in Private".

This video seems to have been taken secretly, but the resolution is very high, and you can clearly see the age spots on Pei Luosi's face and the crooked horns on his lover's head.

But the neck down is very skillfully mosaic, and it can be vaguely seen that on the green billiard table, the two bodies are entangled.

Juan wondered a little, isn't Pei Luosi a staunch pure human element, how can he mess with the cowherd who is obviously genetically contaminated by the Minotaur?

Isn't it afraid of being polluted?

Juan shook his head and put this idea aside, he wanted to bury his head in development, and he didn't have time to care about these messy things.

"If you see it, you have to make a mosaic like this."

"Understood, boss."

"In addition, you have to reply to comments on my behalf, especially those fans who tip, and you have to make them satisfied."

"I see, but if a fan has an opinion on a video that only shows more than the neck, what should I do?"

"Hints, remember that it must be hints, and you can get gifts by rewarding more."

"Gifts?"

"Give him a link to the full video, of course!"

"Totally understood! I'll do it! ”

Juan asked Morgan, "What do you think?" ”

"It should be no problem, but if you do this, will it cause involution?"

Juan waved his hand confidently: "Humanoids, zero cost, shooting equipment, zero cost, network traffic fees, also zero cost."

"Even if the quality is poor, I'm full.

"Hehe, who is qualified to roll with me? Who am I afraid of? ”

"High, really high!"

A smug Juan began to patrol the various crews to see if they were functioning properly.

Sometimes he is in the mood and will personally guide him.

Guiding the photographer, of course, not the anchor lying in bed.

Sometimes he will also show his face as a guest in eye-catching videos, after all, it is necessary to prove that he is still alive.

For example, Lisa's live interview "How Big Fruit Is the Most Lovely".

As the anchor, Lisa wears a translucent long-sleeved white gauze shirt on the upper body, covering important parts with two pockets on her chest, and the neckline and cuffs are tied with a bow with a red ribbon;

She wears a red checkered mini miniskirt with black silk tights underneath her lower body, and red patent leather shoes with a round toe buckle.

Lisa held the microphone up in front of Juan, "Honorable Führer, what do you think of artificially cultivated fruits?" ”

"Generally speaking, unnatural things are not good, but if the fruit is big enough and the key condition is good, it is worth trying."

"Bigger is better? Like papaya, grapefruit? But I think it's a little scary to artificially bred such a big fruit. ”

"It's good to get used to this, but the key is to be in good condition."

"Which one do you like, a good peach or a good persimmon?"

"Ah, this one, it's really hard to choose, can you add another papaya to the choice?"

……

Walking all the way to Juan, who was on the rooftop, he saw Frodo filming a group of two-headed demons.

Frodo was almost lying on the ground, filming the two-headed demons dancing from the bottom up.

Juan thought this angle was quite novel and was curious to see what the effect would be.

But he was the Führer, and he was embarrassed to lie on the ground like Frodo in front of everyone.

Juan then threw out the anti-gravity camera, leaving it hovering in Frodo's ear.

Through the brain chip, Juan saw that the background behind the cheerful two-headed demon was a ring of stars reflecting the dazzling sunlight across the blue sky.

"Yes, Frodo, it's a good idea, it smells exotic."

Juan, who was about to leave after liking it, saw a window pop up in front of him without warning.

In the background is a huge Union coat of arms.

On the four corners are written the creed:

Fidelity,

Union,

Candour

Kindness.

A man in black, wearing sunglasses who seems to be paralyzed, sits on a chair in front of the badge.

Juan gasped, of course he understood who the other party was.

Coalition Bureau of Investigation! Senior Agent K!

But then Juan suddenly realizes that he is not what he used to be.

I am the Führer, the supreme ruler of the planet, who am I afraid of?

Juan, who felt that he was very confident, looked back at the man with facial paralysis in the window with proud eyes.

The man with facial paralysis didn't seem to notice Juan's changes, and he said to himself, "This is the Coalition Investigation Bureau, and there are cases that need your cooperation in the investigation." ”

Juan has no interface, and he is ready to express his discooperation with practical actions.

Juan walked up to the group of two-headed demons and shouted, "Little ones, dance with me." ”

He used his brain chip to control the anti-gravity camera and play an old song from a thousand years ago:

"OPPA Gangnam Style Gangnam Style...

“Eh- Sexy Lady

"OPPA Gangnam style Eh- Sex Lady

“Eh- Sexy Lady

“eh-eh-eh-eh-eh...”

As soon as this music came out, the two-headed demons went crazy, and for a while the demons danced wildly.

Juan didn't care, he led the dance by himself, shrugged his shoulders and rode a horse, although the movements were not standard, but he danced very highly.

Although the window was still in view, the man with facial paralysis inside was talking about something, and seemed to have done something to operate a certain device.

But Juan didn't care, he just danced.

At this time, the elf director Ya Ling rushed over: "Boss, boss, the big thing is not good, the network is broken!" ”

Like a sledgehammer smashing into Juan's head.

He came to his senses in an instant.

Juan turned off the music, ignoring the demons still dancing behind him.

He "snapped" a straight upright, facing the anti-gravity camera, and bowed almost 180 degrees.

"I was wrong!"

Juan's window was almost upside down, and the paralyzed man inside said expressionlessly:

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great."

He reached out and operated on the device a few times.

At this time, Ya Ling, who had been trying to log in, shouted happily: "It's through, the network is through!" ”

The man with facial paralysis wearing sunglasses in the window asked, "Do you know what you did wrong?" ”

Juan sincerely criticized himself: "The leader did not pay attention when he spoke. ”

"Wrong."

"Despise the leader and don't give face to the leader."

"Wrong."

Juan didn't know how to answer for a while, so he humbly asked: "The lower official is stupid, and please ask the upper official to make it clear." ”

The man with facial paralysis in sunglasses snapped his fingers, and the music of "Gangnam Style" came out of the window.

He then got up from his chair and skilfully danced the "horse dance".

Agent K's movements are flawless and dynamic, and Hu Anxin is happy and ashamed to watch.

He now knew what was wrong.