Chapter 39: "The Theory of Plants Lying to Win"
At this time, Agent K seemed to jump excitedly, and he kicked the garbage can that was in the way on the side.
Juan admired it and threw himself to the ground: "Handsome! So handsome! β
After dancing the song, Agent K sat back in his chair without changing his face.
"Juan, there is a case that requires your cooperation in the investigation."
"But if you have an order, don't dare to disobey."
Juan originally thought that the Coalition Investigation Bureau was looking for him, and he had received a report.
Presumably something went wrong with the video posted by humanoids in his name.
But Agent K's next narrative made Juan realize that he might really be involved in a big case this time.
"For the sake of investigating the case, I will now tell you some information about internal circulation."
Juan immediately waved his hand and told the humanoids on the rooftop to leave.
But the two-headed demons were jumping so hard that they couldn't stop.
Even if the elven superintendent Yaling scolded them, he couldn't calm them down.
Juan couldn't wait.
He immediately ran down the stairs and found the nearest toilet to get in.
After closing the cell door, Juan sat on the ceramic toilet and released the anti-gravity camera, which hovered in mid-air so that Agent K could see that he was already in a quiet environment.
Agent K seemed very pleased with Juan's self-realization, and he continued:
"At present, there is a trend in society of 'plants lying down to win', and a small number of people who are affected by this evil trend think that it is meaningless to participate in the presidential election.
"They think that no matter how they choose, they can't choose a president they are satisfied with, and it is better to lie down at home and be a plant, they think that this can 'lie down and win'!"
Isn't this a fact?
But Juan didn't interject to express the idea.
"This is wrong! It's anti-democratic!
"It is the right of citizens and the duty of citizens to participate in the presidential elections!
"Every citizen should cast a sacred vote at the polling station for the electees on the waiting list.
"This is democracy!"
Juan doesn't think so, he feels that abstaining is also a citizen's right, especially when the candidate list is completely manipulated by certain political parties, and abstention is the real democracy.
But Juan just thought in his heart and didn't say it.
"Maybe you think that's what it is?
"But I'm going to tell you, it's quite a dangerous idea, especially in a presidential election year.
"You know, every election year, ZF has to do a lot of work to get voters to run into the polls to cast their ballots.
"This includes, but is not limited to: having teachers assign tasks to students' parents; Urge companies to set targets for their employees; and the establishment of permissions on some public facilities that only those who have cast votes.
"But even so, the referendum turnout is declining.
"On this trend, experts estimate that turnout this year could be the lowest in history.
"This is a red flag!
"When the number of people participating in elections is small enough to a certain extent, the fairness of the elections does not exist.
"If the impartiality of elections, the most direct manifestation of democracy, is questioned, then democracy, the foundation of the human alliance, will also be shaken.
"Now, do you understand how bad the nature of this thing is?"
But Juan feels that the current presidential election has fundamentally lost its fairness.
I have never seen a person who is loved by the common people to be on the shortlist, only those who are loved by the top Conservative Party and the top of the Falangist Party.
And the choice voters can make is to choose one of two nasty people, which is not too annoying.
This choice is often difficult, as disgusting as choosing which maggot is fatter in a manure pit.
As a result, more and more people are willing to sell their votes, and gradually it has even become an open business.
Where is there any fairness in such a blatantly bribed presidential election, but rather a show.
As for democracy, it will not be shaken by this, because it has long since ceased to exist.
Juan, whose heart had not yet been completely cooled, struggled to maintain the calm of his face, and he pretended to be solemn and said:
"Yes, this is of a very bad nature and must be stopped."
"It's good that you have that awareness, and in fact we think so and we act on it.
"After an all-out investigation of each planet by our Alliance's Investigation Bureau, we have found that there are nearly 150,000 supporters of the 'plant lying to win theory' who have done the same thing."
Juan didn't want to say it: "Then the truth of the matter is already very clear, it must be this incident that made these people have the idea of lying flat and making plants." β
"That's what I thought, so I came to you to investigate."
Hu An's head suddenly swelled with an ominous premonition.
But Agent K was the first to reveal the answer: "These 150,000 people have watched your live broadcast - "The Legendary Terminator Who Testifies to the Truth". β
A colander with 150,000 holes came to Juan's mind, and the will of the World Tree that should have washed away his personal consciousness but eventually dissipated in the vast starry sky.
Hu Anxin was weak, and his tone also carried a hint of panic:
"This, there must be some misunderstanding, I, myself, only learned today that there is such a crooked trend as 'plant lying to win theory'.
"And you can see the leader, I'm quite active, and I can also dance on horseback.
"Of course, you don't have a leader to dance well.
"But at least I've been bouncing, no matter how you look at it, I don't look like a plant, do I?"
"Don't be in a hurry to deny it first, everything must be based on facts, now let me see, "The Legend Terminator Who Testifies to the Truth", this live video, in the end, ......"
Agent K said as he operated the video playback device.
βRβ¦β¦ Oβ¦β¦ Oβ¦β¦ Mβ¦β¦β
Suddenly a strange sound came from the window.
Agent K scrambled to maneuver, but the voice continued stubbornly and became more and more intense.
βRROOOOM~β
In the end, Agent K directly turned off the power of the playback device.
The strange sound was gone.
"Ahem," Agent K's paralyzed face seemed to have a hint of blood, "there's a technical problem." β
Then he returned to normal: "Actually, I don't have to watch your live video, because I think maybe there is a little mistake in the direction of the investigation of the Alliance Investigation Bureau." β
Juan sighed secretly: "The leader is wise! β
Then Juan induced: "I guess it must be which link, for example, a junior agent who can't dance on horseback and can only pat on the back foot, went wrong during the investigation and passed on the wrong information."
"As a result, the upper echelons were misled by misinformation and came to less accurate conclusions."
"Well, there is indeed a possibility, and I will ask those junior agents to re-sort out the information they have collected to see what went wrong."
Juan's window vanished without warning.
A feeling of weakness and exhaustion welled up in Juan's heart, making him unable to get up for a while while sitting on the ceramic toilet.
Juan thought, although the ZF line given by Soma does not cost money, it is still not safe enough, otherwise, why should he suffer this crime?
At this time, the window popped out again without warning.