Seventy. How good my dragon eggs are, and they are still oily!
Jiang Xuan, who was prompted by the system again, hurried to the edge of the pond, after all, the three fools had just fallen into the water and almost drowned, and they couldn't keep themselves mentally disturbed before giving themselves the whole flower job.
trotted to the edge of the pond, Jiang Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, the mentally deranged Gu Xuan was lying motionless on the lawn like a dead fish, and the other two were sitting beside him.
Jiang Xuan approached and looked at Gu Xuan, whose lips were constantly shaking, and he didn't know what to say.
I put my ear close to listen and still couldn't hear anything clearly, so I looked at Lu Buping: "What did he say?" ”
Lu Buping said honestly: "He said that his eggs are gone." ”
"Sss Jiang Xuan gasped when he heard this, and his waist leaned back.
Could it be that the salted duck eggs were lost? Wouldn't that break my heart like this?
I grabbed a handful of that thing in the cafeteria, and I just knocked one open, and I brought it back because I was in a hurry for fear of wasting it.
Gu Xuan also noticed Jiang Xuan's arrival, and he looked at this initiator with tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to get angry, so he could only beg: "Dean Jiang, can you give me back my eggs?" ”
Jiang Xuan was speechless about this kind of thing: "I didn't take your salted duck eggs." ”
Gu Ling shook his head, looking extremely distressed: "It's not a salted duck egg or a tea egg, it's my most important egg, and inside it is my son and my pet!" ”
Jiang Xuan's brows furrowed when he said this, what kind of thing is an egg and a son?
Eggs, Sons......
Jiang Xuan suddenly realized, he didn't understand, but he was shocked, the most important egg is related to his son, which is understandable, but can it be used as a pet?
No, the most important thing is that I have nothing to do with this, I am a regular mental sanatorium, not an organ trafficker......
Gu Ling looked at Jiang Xuan as if he didn't want to solve anything, and his heart was sour, and he wanted to cry without tears.
He lay on the lawn, his voice became louder and louder, and he kept howling: "Dean Jiang, you give me back my eggs, it's a big deal to give me a little inferior!" ”
Jiang Xuan was very tough: "I didn't take your eggs, I won't do that kind of thing......"
Besides, can this thing be a little worse, what is it?
Gu Ling was unrelenting, pointed to the pond and said loudly: "But my eggs were eaten by the fish you raised, this fish was raised by you, right?" ”
Looking at Gu Xuan sprinkled on the ground, Jiang Xuan's mentality exploded, what kind of brain circuit is this that was eaten by a fish, aren't you good?
If he was really sick, Jiang Xuan suddenly missed Qin Xiaoyu, and in the past, it would be good to have a direct injection......
He kind of understands what the system means by sudden illness, how can this be done?
It just so happened that Xiao Wang Xiaoli arrived again, Jiang Xuan seemed to see hope, and now the only way is to prove that it is still there......
"Xiao Wang Xiao Li, check it on him."
Xiao Wang Xiaoli obeyed the order and took it out, the thing was too sudden, and Gu Ling, who didn't have time to react, was shocked.
And Jiang Xuan was very proud, and found a way to prove it: "Xiao Wang Xiaoli, what do you say, how are the test results?" ”
"It's all there."
Xiao Wang Xiaoli replied very seriously, Jiang Xuan was very satisfied when he heard this, looked at Gu Ling, and replied to him in a gentle tone: "It's all there, I'm here in a regular hospital, and I won't do illegal surgery." ”
"Besides, I've only heard of Ka kidneys for sale, but I've never heard of Ka this. It's not as precious as a kidney. ”
Gu Ling was stunned when he heard this, and was involved in Jiang Xuan's problem, and even forgot that he had just been touched by the two men: "No, it's more important than the waist." ”
Jiang Xuan didn't know how to answer for a while, after all, he didn't have much medical knowledge, but he thought of a rebuttal: "You see, if a person's two waists are gone, the person will be directly gamed off, but if this is gone, he can still live." ”
This answer was convincing, Gu Ling nodded, but soon found out that it was wrong, Dean Jiang seemed to be playing himself?
So he hurriedly explained: "I'm not talking about this, it's my dragon egg!" ”
Jiang Xuan frowned, and the other party seemed to say something he didn't understand: "What egg?" ”
"Its horns are like a deer's head, like a camel's eyes, like a rabbit's neck, like a snake's belly, like a mirage, like a fish's claws, like an eagle's palm, like a tiger's ears, like a cow, with a beard next to its mouth, a pearl under its jaw, and a reverse scale under its throat, which can soar into the clouds and travel water, and protect the auspiciousness of one side, the dragon's egg!"
Gu Xuan's mouth was like a river, Jiang Xuan shook his head when he heard it, he deeply felt that it was really difficult to be a psychiatrist.
I thought I understood the other party's brain circuit, but I didn't expect that I was careless, the other party's brain is really not something that ordinary people can understand, and the dragon egg is okay?
Jiang Xuan is really completely speechless, the dragon egg is not, I see you like a pus......
But complaining in his heart, Jiang Xuan still had to take care of the patient's emotions, although he couldn't understand what the dragon egg in the other party's mouth was.
I had no choice but to shamelessly ask: "How big is your dragon egg and what does it look like?" ”
Gu Ling suddenly came to his senses when he heard this, does Dean Jiang really want to give himself an egg of the same variety, Dean Jiang has raised so many dragons in the pool, he should be able to give himself one!
Gu Ling hurriedly gestured: "It's about this big, it's all white!" ”
Looking at the size of the other party, Jiang Xuan almost laughed, this kid must have never watched the popular science channel on TV, how could the dragon egg be only this big?
Duck eggs are about the same.
Jiang Xuan thought of this, and a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, a white egg the size of a duck egg, isn't that a duck egg?
Then I thought of the other party's can't touch the raw duck eggs in the nursing home, plus the breakfast in the canteen today.
Jiang Xuan realized, he finally learned to think about problems with the brain circuits of mental patients, what kind of dragon egg, just like the so-called elixir of the other party before, this dragon egg is the salted duck egg in the cafeteria this morning, right?
went around and around, from the salted duck egg to the egg in the pants and then to the dragon egg, and finally returned to the original starting point, the salted duck egg that I thought at the beginning.
Isn't that easy?
Jiang Xuan took out his salted duck egg that had been knocked open for fear of waste, so he took it from the cafeteria: "Look, I'll give you one!" ”
Jiang Xuan smiled, his heart was very happy, he understood Gu Xuan's thoughts on this patient, no matter what he ate, he would pull it to the Fantasy Immortal.
The other party is just around the corner when he recovers and is discharged from the hospital!
Gu Purlin was overjoyed and stretched out his hand to take it, but it didn't feel right when he started it, this egg didn't have the slightest aura......
When I looked at it again, it seemed that the egg had been cracked.
Gu Ling already had a bad premonition, and his trembling fingers peeled off a small piece of broken eggshell, revealing the coagulated protein inside.
Cooked ......
Gu Purlin moved his hands and broke the so-called dragon egg given by Dean Jiang in half, the aroma of salted duck eggs wafted away, and the orange oil flowing in the egg yolk flowed down the egg white.
Jiang Xuan had a kind smile on his face and spoke according to the other party's train of thought.
"Look, this dragon egg I gave you is so good, it's still oily!"