Gu Ling stared blankly at the two halves of salted duck eggs in his hand, the orange egg yolk was rustling, bubbling with oil and water.

"I was so stupid, I knew it would be like this......"

Gu Ling gave up on himself, sat on the lawn weakly, and let the oil juice of the salted duck eggs in his hand flow all over his palms.

He understood that it was already a fantasy to ask for dragon eggs from Dean Jiang, so he could only seize the last opportunity to make up for it a little.

Jiang Xuan looked at Gu Ling, who suddenly settled down, and felt very relieved, sure enough, this patient fantasized about salted duck eggs as so-called dragon eggs.

I was able to surmise that he was a little genius.

Jiang Xuan looked at Gu Xuan's hands soiled by salted duck eggs, and then looked at the other party's stupid appearance, and couldn't help frowning: "This is your favorite dragon egg, you eat it, why don't you eat it?" ”

When these words came out, Lu Buping and Li Yujie, who were standing on the side, glanced at each other, and both saw the fear in each other's eyes.

Dean Jiang is terrible!

Murder still has to be punished?

It must be because Gu Ling was disobedient before, Dean Jiang not only locked him in the confinement room, but also took away his opportunity, and teased him like this.

Lu Buping cautiously glanced at Jiang Xuan, and couldn't see what this dean was thinking, but he understood that this was a demon!

You must not provoke it casually in the future!

Gu Ling squeezed the two halves of the salted duck eggs into his mouth at the same time under Jiang Xuan's gaze, chewing hard.

Dean Jiang asked me to eat, I had to eat!

The salted duck eggs continue to turn into aura and flow into Gu Ling's meridians, and it is indeed still the feeling of this canteen, but it is a pity that what he lost is a god-level pet, but in exchange for it, it is only a salted duck egg that can increase the true element......

This is a great loss, Gu Ling left tears of sadness while chewing salted duck eggs.

Jiang Xuan was shocked by Gu Linggan's feat of eating a whole salted duck egg, this thing can't be eaten like this, although the salted duck eggs in the canteen are not too salty, it is not something that can be solved in one bite!

"How can you eat salted duck eggs like this, you can at least drink some water!" Jiang Xuan was very afraid that the other party's mental problems would be solved before they were solved, so he would give the duck eggs to death first......

Jiang Xuan just wanted to beckon Xiao Wang Xiaoli to get some mineral water, but he saw Gu Ling turn over to the edge of the pond and drink the water in the pond.

"It's not drinking this!"

Jiang Xuan hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the other party back, his eyes were full of pain, he didn't expect that the other party's mental disorder had reached such a point.

What made Jiang Xuan feel most uncomfortable was that this kid listened to his words like this, but his own orders made him suffer, and he must make his words clear in the future.

"Don't drink the water in the pond in the future, drink boiled tap water, the water in the pond is dirty and will cause diarrhea."

Gu Ling shook his head: "Dean, I am an immortal cultivator, and I won't have diarrhea." ”

"Ah, yes, yes, you're an immortal cultivator." Jiang Xuan was completely numb, the other party really didn't say anything.

Looking at the pool water dripping on the other party's face, there were still some egg yolks left, like a dirty flower cat, Jiang Xuan shook his head helplessly, I really have never seen such a decrepit immortal cultivator.

"Even if you are an immortal cultivator, you have to listen to the doctors and nurses in the nursing home, you know?"

As soon as these words came out, the three people present all reacted, this was asking a few people to obey the orders of Dean Jiang and Nurse Qin!

Especially Gu Ling, he reacted the most violently, he realized that his disrespect for Dean Jiang led to this incident, and he was sloppy!

Gu Ling hurriedly nodded: "I will definitely listen to Dean Jiang's words!" ”

"yes, okay." Jiang Xuan smiled, this kid was really very obedient, very pleased: "Really obedient, you can make a request to me, and I'll see if I can meet you." ”

Gu Xuan raised his head in surprise when he heard this, looked at Jiang Xuan's kind and serious appearance, and was overjoyed for a while, oops, I didn't expect there to be an unexpected gain.

Growing up in a big family since childhood, and experiencing countless uneven roads, I understand Dean Jiang's approach, this is to give a sweet jujube a stick!

Enwei and Enwei, I never thought that such a transcendent existence as Dean Jiang would even be so transparent in the art of controlling people!

Gu Ling tried to make a less excessive request, since the dragon egg didn't come back, there was nothing wrong with asking for the Soul Resurrection Pill by himself, right?

Hesitantly tried to start: "Dean Jiang, I still want my Soul Rejuvenation Pill." ”

Jiang Xuan is extremely big, and he is a soul rejuvenation pill, what are you always thinking about your unknown jelly beans?

But the dissatisfaction couldn't be expressed, Jiang Xuan continued to smile and tried to ask: "I don't have a soul rejuvenation pill here, how about I give you a more powerful elixir?" ”

When Gu Ling heard this, he always felt that he seemed to have just heard this passage not long ago, and he had some ominous premonitions in his heart, but the current situation did not allow him to refuse, after all, there was no such shop in this village.

"Okay, please Dean Jiang to give Dan!"

Jiang Xuan was even happier when he heard this, he was not a picky eater, this kid didn't seem to be troublesome to coax, he was already able to handle these patients!

"Good!" Jiang Xuan took out a small plastic jar from his leather bag, and there was a noise inside.

Gu Ling looked at the three big words "chewing gum" on the plastic jar, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning, but he was not very surprised......

Jiang Xuan directly stuffed the entire jar into Gu Ling's hand: "I will give you all this jar of elixir, all the flavors in it, uh...... All kinds of effects, all kinds of effects! ”

Gu Ling looked at the half small jar of chewing gum in his hand, and he was already powerless to complain, you just said that it was the taste, this is to tease yourself.

Pinching the gum jar, the green tendons on the back of Gu Ling's hand burst out, he is also the protagonist of the system, how can he be teased like this?

Gu Ling was angry!

But in his mind, the system suddenly spoke: "If the host wants to do it, the system must give moral support, but before you start, you must notify the system first, I will unbind the host first, so as to save me a lot of blood." ”

……

Gu Ling was no longer angry and looked at Dean Jiang.

Kid me, huh?

Well funny, I'm a trash!

Jiang Xuan saw Gu Ling pinching the gum jar motionless, and was a little strange: "You eat, why don't you eat it?" ”

When Gu Ling heard this again, he only felt that the demon was whispering.

But Jiang Xuan suddenly thought of something, don't eat it all in one go, the one he gave him before won't be swallowed by him and cause his throat to get stuck, so he doesn't want to eat it now.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that there was such a possibility, and I had to teach him how to eat chewing gum.

"Wait a minute." Jiang Xuan took out two grains from the jar and put them in his mouth: "Follow me, eat two." ”

Gu Ling didn't dare to disobey, so he could only do so, and also stuffed two chewing gums into his mouth.

Jiang Xuan was very satisfied, and continued: "This kind of mouth...... The elixir can't be swallowed, just chew it! ”

"Follow me."

Let's chirp, let's go, Gu Ling chewed the gum in his mouth fiercely, wanting to cry without tears, even if he tricked me, he still tortured me like this?