Seventy-two. Can this elixir be used to feed fish?
"Oh, yes"
Seeing Gu Ling chewing gum without a single bite to swallow, Jiang Xuan was very satisfied, he actually taught a mentally ill person to eat chewing gum!
Jiang Xuan continued to use the other party's thoughts and said: "Is it possible that there will be an incomparably huge amount of spiritual energy leading to the dantian, and the strength of the body is skyrocketing?" ”
Lu Buping and Li Yujie were originally standing on the side and watching Gu Xuan's torture very sympathetically, but when they heard Jiang Xuan's words, they were a little unable to hold back.
Could it be that Dean Jiang's chewing gum actually has the effect of an elixir?
Although it sounds like a fantasy, it is not impossible for Dean Jiang, an unfathomable transcendent existence who has even raised a pool of dragons to watch, to make an elixir similar to chewing gum?
Could it be that in the cafeteria before, Gu Ling lied, in fact, it was an elixir?
A crisis of trust erupted between the trio, so you dare to betray our friendship with your thick-eyed Gu Ling?
The two immediately stepped forward: "We want to eat too." ”
Gu Ling's face was full of shock, he covered the lid of the chewing gum, and his eyes were full of confusion when he looked at the two, what kind of illness do you seem to have?
The road is uneven, and he will not give up, and he will reach out to rob: "We are a ward, so naturally we must be blessed and enjoy hardships together!" ”
Gu Ling didn't know that what the other party wanted was to share the blessings, he felt that the other party meant to be in trouble, but he didn't expect that after only knowing each other for a few days, the other party really regarded himself as a brother!
Gu Ling couldn't help but be moved, and almost shed tears.
Jiang Xuan also smiled when he saw this, these patients were still quite cute: "Gu Xuan, you give them two, good things to share with friends!" ”
Gu Ling choked back tears of emotion, since my brother treated me like this, and I got Dean Jiang's permission, I am not hypocritical!
Gu Ling immediately gave the two of them two chewing gums, Lu Buping looked at Gu Ling's tears, and was ecstatic in his heart, this pill must be very strong, and the other party was reluctant to shed tears!
Lu Buping and Li Yujie immediately stuffed the gum into their mouths, and then chewed it, wow, the aroma of mint and strawberries!
No, what about Reiki?
Lu Buping realized that something was wrong, it seemed to be ordinary chewing gum......
After chewing it several times, he wanted to spit it out, but Dean Jiang spoke: "It's almost all chewed, now I'll teach you a fun one, make it with me." ”
Dean Jiang spoke, but several people didn't dare to disobey, and they didn't dare to spit out the chewing gum.
Jiang Xuan gave a detailed teaching: "Use your tongue to put the chewed gum against the gum, flatten him, and then ...... And then ......"
The three of them watched as Jiang Xuan slowly spit out a bubble in his mouth, and finally slowly burst.
Jiang Xuan saw that the three of them were dumbfounded, and he was very satisfied, so he asked, "Have you learned?" ”
The three immortal cultivators sitting in a row suddenly became numb, should they say that they learned or not?
Seeing that the three of them were silent, Jiang Xuan understood, this is not learned!
"If you haven't learned, I'll do it again, you guys watch and study hard."
"Learned! Learned! ”
The three of them spoke out one after another to prevent Jiang Xuan from continuing teaching, Dean Jiang's torture and teaching was extremely painful, and they could only hope to end it early.
Jiang Xuan nodded: "If you learn it, do it all over again, right?" ”
The three of them are even more difficult to top, what elementary school teacher, do you still have to hand in homework?
However, they don't have the right to refuse in front of President Jiang, isn't it just blowing a bubble?
Blow!
The three immortal cultivators sat in a row, blowing the gum in their mouths into bubbles, and finally slowly exploded, just like their brains, about to explode in pain.
They secretly swore in their hearts that they would resolutely not provoke Dean Jiang in the future, and the other party's novel punishment method was simply appalling!
Today he dared to let three immortal cultivators blow bubble gum, wouldn't he let the three of them pick a striptease next time?
It's eighteen layers of hellish torture!
Eighteen layers of hell can't compare!
Jiang Xuan watched the three of them spit out bubbles, and he really felt a sense of accomplishment, and he actually taught three mentally ill people to blow bubbles, and a sense of accomplishment arose.
I will definitely take this group of patients well! Jiang Xuan finally realized the joy of curing the disease and saving people.
And the carp in the pool could only see the backs of the three immortal cultivators meditating and cultivating with their backs to them, and they couldn't hear the voices of a few people clearly, the only thing they could see was what the immortal who saved him was saying, maybe he was teaching his disciples to cultivate.
Damn, I like to hear it!
But what did you see? That person actually blew bubble gum when he was teaching his disciples?
What an immortal who walks the world and sees all the fireworks!
The carp spits out a string of bubbles in the water.
He's so chic, I like it so much!
After Jiang Xuan finished teaching, the system prompt suddenly sounded: "Congratulations to the host for communicating and playing with mentally ill people for the first time, and teaching them how to eat gum and spit bubbles." ”
"Get a jar of super gum (this gum is super delicious)!"
"Receiving the title reward [Instructor], wearing this title will make it easier for you to make the other party feel when counseling patients with mental illness!"
Jiang Xuan listened to the system prompt and couldn't help but smile, he didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain, this title of [Instructor] is quite useful.
However, chewing gum, this reward is a bit too casual, and it has no special effects, which is too far from the previous mines and hundreds of millions of cash......
But it's better than nothing, Jiang Xuan took out this new jar of chewing gum, took out one and put it in his mouth, it does taste delicious, but there is nothing peculiar, no matter how delicious it is, it is the taste of chewing gum.
The most outrageous thing is that after chewing for a while, there is a smell of Chinese medicine going up, Jiang Xuan hurriedly spit it into the trash, what is it?
Jiang Xuan looked at the three people who got up and were about to go back to the ward, Jiang Xuan beckoned: "I still have a jar of elixir here, let's give it to you too." ”
The three of them were stunned, could it be that the peak loop had turned?
Unfortunately, no, the next second the three of them saw Jiang Xuan take out another can of chewing gum......
Even so, the three of them still had to thank them and accept them.
In the end, Gu Ling, who was holding the gum, watched Jiang Xuan walk away step by step, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, opened the gum jar and rushed to the pond: "Lao Tzu never wants to see chewing gum in his life!" ”
With that, Gu Ling poured the gum into the pond and fed the fish, uh, the dragon......
Li Yujie and Lu Buping didn't have the idea of stopping it, they didn't want to see chewing gum again in their lives......
But the big carp in the pond came up and saw that the disciple of the immortal was actually feeding, what a wonderful thing it must be to feed the dragon.
The carp looked at the square objects entering the water, and suddenly felt refreshed, those things melted into the water in an instant, scattered into a full pool of aura, the huge spiritual power is like a vast ocean constantly flowing into this small pond, but it is not violent, and there is a fresh and elegant meaning.
Such a large aura, and gentleness, accompanied by the power of an unknown medicine, can allow the user to grow the true element at an extremely fast speed.
The carp burst out in an instant, and the thunder jumped, which was a waste!
The lightning rushed instantly, sucking the blocks into his stomach before they melted.
Feeling the powerful spiritual power that was about to burst himself, the back of the immortal grew tall again in the carp's heart.
"Can this elixir be used to feed the fish?"