130. What is the doctrine of asthma?【1/3】
It didn't take long for the thirty-second father-in-law, An Qian, Li Chengyu, Soft Muxing, and even Han Daosi to dig a dirt pit and hide himself inside, and only Yi Yun was still swaying.
"Lord Wang, aren't you hiding yet?" the thirty-second father-in-law hurriedly said: "What if the enemy army comes and sees you?"
Yi Yun flattened his mouth: "It's so tiring to dig pits, buddy, although I am talented, I never dig pits." ”
The thirty-second father-in-law suddenly realized that the prince had been pampered since he was a child, and when had he ever dug a pit? I had not thought about this matter! He suddenly came out of the sand pit and shouted: "Lord, please come and lie in the pit of the slave, and the slave will dig another one." ”
"Don't!" Yi Yun Khan, let me lie where your dead eunuch slept? Save it, isn't it disgusting? He kicked the thirty-two father-in-law who came over to pat the sycophants, and then looked left and right with his eyes, trying to find a ready-made pit to lie down.
Han Daosi beckoned to him: "Cousin, come and squeeze with me, my pit is quite big." ”
Yi Yun looked at it, Han Daosi's pit was just enough for her to lie down, where was it big? She was small and weak, how big of a pit could she dig? No.
Turning his head again, the pit of Soft Muxing was dug quite big, this poor child dug the pit at a good level, the sand pit was not only comfortable to lie in, but also very spacious and ventilated. I heard that she was once displaced and traveled thousands of miles, and it seems that she often dug a pit and slept in it, so she used her pit well.
Yi Yun laughed evilly, brushed the ground and jumped into the pit of Soft Muxing, squeezing her to lie down.
"Oh, what are you doing?" said Soft Muxing.
"Aren't I looking for a hole, you can't even see something so obvious?" said Yi Yun with a smile.
"Drill other people's go, don't come and squeeze me. Soft Muxing pushed him hard with his hand.
"Who told you to dig the highest level of pit digging? Yi Yun smiled evilly: "I like to pick the good ones, just like when I buy a computer, I always choose the best brand and the best parts, and almost none of them are in my eyes." ”
Soft Muxing didn't know what a computer was, she was a child of a poor family, and what she hadn't heard of was regarded as an expensive luxury, so she didn't bother to ask, and pushed Yi Yun hard: "What's the matter with a man and a woman huddled together?"
"Squeeze and you won't get pregnant, what are you doing so nervously. Yi Yun spread his hands and said: "Anyway, my whole body has been seen by you, you have also been seen by me, I have also helped you take a bath, I have seen and touched all the places that should be seen and touched, you are a shy fart." ”
Hearing this, Soft Muxing's body softened, his arm suddenly stopped pushing, and a broken jar rose from the bottom of his heart: Yes, he and I are like that, what's the big deal about squeezing the sand pit now? It seems that I am making too much fuss, alas......
She was disheartened, her arms hung limply, and her body changed from a crumbling state to softness, as if she had become a little lamb that could be kneaded by Yi Yun.
Yi Yun saw that she was hit by her own words, but felt that she was quite pitiful, and didn't dare to tease her anymore, so she shrank back, shrunk a gap of about a centimeter between herself and her, and said softly: "Okay, soft girl, don't look like a heroine in a tragic world, I don't want to bully you, just just squeeze a pit...... It doesn't matter! People in our world, it's common for strange men and women to squeeze in a tent or something when they go out to travel, it's not ashamed, it's okay!"
"Liar, aren't the people of your world all relatives of the emperor? There is an unwritten rule in the Dameng country, and the children of the emperor's relatives and noble ministers are not allowed to marry, so it is impossible for you to huddle in a tent...... Woo ......" Soft Muxing wept pitifully.
"Oh, don't believe it. Yi Yun spread his hands: "In addition, from the perspective of genetics, close relatives within three generations cannot get married, but more than three generations is no problem, the rules of Da Meng Guo should have been changed a long time ago." ”
"Aunt gasping for learning?" Soft Muxing was furious: "Stinky hooligan, what kind of hooligan doctrine is this? You even have your own aunt eyeing it? No wonder you say that the rules of the big Meng country need to be changed, it turns out that you have taken a fancy to your aunt, this is [***] Ah, no matter how much the big Meng country changes the rules, it will not be recognized." ”
Evan: "......"
Dizzy, you have to be careful when using posterity in the future, this guy's comprehension ability is very unreliable.
At this time, on the other side of Luofeng Slope in the distance, there was a sudden rise of dust, Yi Yun turned into a "scout", and with the "Distant Look" skill, the mercenary team of Sanjiang Pavilion finally appeared in his sight.
This team of mercenaries is really the same as Gao Xingyu confessed before his death, there are more than 2,000 people, Zhao Yu, the governor of the three provinces, walks in the front, his fat body is covered with a heavy armor, and he is carrying a steel gun in his hand, it seems that he actually has a bit of power, it seems that the appearance he showed to Yi Yun and the prince of Shu in the Chengdu oasis is just his disguise.
Behind Zhao Yu, there were more than a dozen generals wearing armor, who looked like they should be third-order "generals", and there were also fifty or sixty cloaked men with dark expressions, Yi Yun could guess that these were all "assassins" or "assassins" of Sanjiang Pavilion , It seems that this time Sanjiang Pavilion is really pouring out, the entire Sichuan rudder has all been transferred out, this group of people is at least seventy or eighty of the third and fourth orders, behind this group of people, followed by more than two thousand soldiers, of which there are very few archers, most of them are soldiers with spears and swords and shields, Yi Yun knows at a glance that these people with spears are "soldiers", and those who hold swords and shields are "guards", more than two thousand second-order, fifty or sixty third-order and fourth-order, and they are really powerful.
Gao Xingyu once said that if Sanjiang Pavilion was serious, he only needed to dispatch the Sichuan rudder to destroy the Qingcheng faction, but now it seems that it is really not nonsense. Yi Yun thought about it more carefully, Sanjiang Pavilion's action this time was to turn all the shadows buried in Sichuan for many years into the light, and the price paid was not small, and it was even enough to destroy a famous faction, it seems that they can sell it for an excellent price after grabbing the cork...... What kind of person can afford to spend such a large sum of money on cork? The strength of this black hand behind the tomb must also be extremely strong.
Forget it, don't care about the mastermind behind the scenes, no matter who he is, as long as he doesn't mess with me, I don't bother to pay attention to him. The cork has nothing to do with me, I just want to help my cousin get what belongs to her.
Yi Yun continued to monitor the people of Sanjiang Pavilion with "Yuan Wang", only to see that the troops of Sanjiang Pavilion walked in front of Luofeng Slope, and suddenly stopped and did not continue to move forward. Obviously, as long as Zhao Yu is not stupid, he will not easily enter this world-famous ambush ground.
Among the troops of Sanjiang Pavilion, there were several people with the word "scout" on their heads, and Yi Yun saw them burrow into Luofeng Slope, and then climbed the mountain walls on both sides, carefully searching among the cacti bushes, the pile of rocks, and the small caves......
Sure enough, as Yi Yun expected, in this world-famous ambush site, the people of Sanjiang Pavilion used a carpet-like search, if Yi Yun led the army to ambush on the mountain of Luofengpo, it had already been discovered by the scouts at this time.
After a few hours, the people of Sanjiang Pavilion finished searching Luofengpo, and the "scouts" were obviously relieved, they climbed down from the top of the mountain, returned to the team, and said something to Zhao Yu, and then Zhao Yu waved his hand, and the army lined up in a long snake formation, and began to slowly pass through the mountain path of Luofengpo.
In fact, if it is a normal march, after the "scouts" have finished reconnoitring Luofengpo, they have to cross the mountain road first and continue to reconnoiter forward, but this time it was obviously said by Yi Yun, people's psychology is so strange, after confirming the safety in the most dangerous place, Zhao Yu breathed a sigh of relief and asked the scouts to go back to the team to rest, but they did not continue to spread scouts.
The tragedy of not being killed by the boss, but being wiped out by the little monster group, seems to be going to be staged on Sanjiang Pavilion.
"It's coming!" Yi Yun whispered an order, and the orders were passed one by one, and they were passed quickly in the sand pit, and the soldiers who were sleeping in the sand pit quickly cheered up, holding their knives and guns tightly, and some soldiers who were not well hiding, quickly sprinkled a few handfuls of yellow sand on themselves.
The sand wind brought tension, and the vanguard of the rebels slowly appeared in the mountain path.
After the vanguard troops came out of Luofengpo, they slowly regrouped on the sand, and then the Chinese army also came out, Yi Yun saw that the Chinese army in Sanjiang Pavilion was wrapped in two big cars, needless to say, one of the big cars was pulling the huge cork stopper of the Chengdu Oasis, and the other car was the cork of the small oasis around the Jiangjin Oasis, Emei Oasis and so on, as long as these two big cars were recaptured, the plan of Sanjiang Pavilion could be completely smashed.
Before the rear army of Sanjiang Pavilion came out of the mountain road, the front army began to move forward, Zhao Yu rode a tall camel in front, and his fat body was getting closer and closer to Yi Yun and the others, because he relaxed his vigilance, he didn't notice that there was an army lying in the sand dunes not far ahead.
"Two hundred meters...... 100 meters...... Fifty meters ......"
Seeing that the enemy had reached a very ideal position, Yiyun quickly jumped out of the sand pit and shouted, "Do it!"
Soft Muxing also jumped up and ordered: "Do it!"
"Shoot the arrows!"
"Kill!"
With Yi Yun's order, a thousand soldiers jumped out of the sand dune, shouting and killing, and more than 200 of them jumped out of the pit, and immediately opened their bows and arrows, shouting: "Shoot accurately!"
More than two hundred arrows roared out, carrying a piece of red light to attack the vanguard of Sanjiang Pavilion, only to hear the sound of "flutter, flutter" arrows into the flesh, and the assassins of Sanjiang Pavilion who were walking in front immediately fell down.
Governor of the Three Provinces...... Oh, no, it was Zhao Yu, the helmsman of the Sichuan branch of Sanjiang Pavilion, who was also taken aback, but after all, he was a fourth-order "fierce general", and he waved his gun to shake away the arrows that were shooting at him, and shouted loudly: "Fuck, there are ambushes! Don't panic, give me stability." ”
After the arrow, I saw that the thousand officers and soldiers of the Great Meng Kingdom surrounded the mercenary vanguard troops of Sanjiang Pavilion in a semicircular formation, Yi Yun carried a birdcage in his left hand and a folding fan in his right hand, standing in front of the team, and laughed with a strange face: "I opened this mountain, I planted the tree, if you want to pass from now on, leave the cork!"
(To be continued)