131, ass determines thinking [2/3]
Yi Yun's appearance immediately made Zhao Yu very happy, his fat body trembled wildly on the back of the camel, the fat jumped around one by one, and laughed: "I said who came to ambush me, and the result was Zhu Yun! You waste man actually dared to bring troops to me to trouble, are you impatient?"
"Yo, do you dare to laugh when I ambush you?" Yi Yun applauded his courage, and then smiled: "It's you who are impatient, and you can't leave today." ”
Zhao Yu's eyes slowly swept over the officers and soldiers of the Dameng State beside Yi Yun, and sneered: "With only a thousand troops, you want to leave me the main force of the Sichuan rudder of Sanjiang Pavilion? ”
Zhao Yu raised his hand lightly, the golden light on his body was bright, and the two golden characters of "fierce general" immediately jumped up in the air. Fourteen of his subordinates behind him also emitted blue light at the same time, and two big blue characters of "General" jumped above his head. The fifty or sixty assassins and assassins who followed him shook their bodies and entered a state of invisibility......
At this time, a man about thirty years old suddenly jumped out next to Zhao Yu, wearing a black iron armor, holding a two-point steel gun in his hand, wearing a yellow cloak, his body was lit up with golden light, and the two golden words "fierce general" jumped above his head, and he was actually a fourth-order "fierce general", Yi Yun fixed his eyes and saw that this person was an acquaintance, he was the rebel general Su Muran who led five hundred sand cavalry to attack the Chengdu oasis.
"Huh, why did Su Muran appear here?"
But before Yi Yun could ask, Soft Muxing, who had been standing beside him, suddenly shouted out loudly: "General Su...... You, why are you in the ranks of the Sanjiang Pavilion?"
"Huh, Soft Military Division, I thought you had been tortured to death by Zhu Yun after being captured! Why did you appear among the officers and soldiers of the Great Meng Kingdom? and still be in the company of Zhu Yun, an evil young man?" Su Muran was also taken aback.
Soft Muxing hurriedly shouted: "I was captured by Zhu Yun, and now I am temporarily beside him, what about you?"
Hey, are you talking like this? Say in front of me that you are a woman who is too much, Yi Yun is very unhappy, and ask Yan Yunyun to clean you up after you another night.
Su Muran replied loudly: "I escaped alone after suffering a defeat under the Chengdu Oasis, and the people of Sanjiang Pavilion found me and asked me to help them snatch the cork, as long as this batch of cork is snatched, the officers and soldiers of Luzhou will lose their logistical supplies, and their morale will be low, and then our army will be able to win the decisive battle." ”
Soft Muxing was slightly startled and shouted urgently: "This ...... How can you do it? You actually help the people of Sanjiang Pavilion...... This...... That's not right, right? ”
"What's wrong with this?" Su Muran said loudly: "The enemy of the enemy is my friend, and I will help Sanjiang Pavilion as a matter of course." In fact, I'm still helping our new Meng Army, and in doing so, we will definitely be able to build a new big Meng country. ”
"No! I don't think that's right!" Soft Muxing hurriedly said: "How can the enemy's enemies be regarded as friends? This is utilitarianism, it is an odious political collusion, this is not what our new Meng army needs, what we want to build is a new Meng country full of light, full of justice, and upright, if we join forces with the young people of Sanjiang Pavilion, wouldn't it deviate from our principles? Could it be that for the sake of victory, we can do whatever it takes?"
Su Muran waved his gun, pointed in the direction of Dujiangyan, and said loudly: "Soft military division, you yourself are unscrupulous for victory! Even the plan to blow up Dujiangyan was all you came up with. ”
"No, that's different!" Soft Muxing shouted: "The two armies are fighting, and they use strategy, that's just the art of war. But what you're doing now isn't tactical, it's colluding with evil......"
"Soft military division, you are not right to say this, in order to establish a new Dameng country, I Su Muran can not even want my life, what is the matter with an alliance with the enemy's enemy?" Su Muran said loudly: "I know that you have always had a good impression of me before, in fact, I also like you, the two of us should not fight, nor should we quarrel, soft military division, how about you come to my side?"
Soft Muxing shook off a few tears on his face, and said loudly: "I did have a good impression of you before, but ...... I didn't expect you to be a person who will do whatever it takes to achieve your goals, who is in the company of Xiaoxiao, and who is willing to fall...... I misread you...... From now on, I want to draw a line with you and break with you. ”
Yi Yun listened to a few words next to him, and finally understood that the ideologies of these two guys clashed. In fact, from the perspective of Yi Yun's own principles of life, he is biased towards supporting Su Muran, in order to win, unite the enemy's enemies, this is a very correct judgment, Soft Muxing's idea is naïve and cute, and it is also stupid, this guy can't have a spiritual cleanliness fetish, right?
But from the perspective of his own interests, he obviously supports Soft Muxing, because Soft Muxing is helping him now, and he also has some unclear, intimate and embarrassing relationships with him...... It can be seen that the so-called right and wrong judgment has never been absolute, and what determines the mode of thinking is the question of which side the ass sits on, Yi Yun obviously felt that Su Muran's approach was right, but because of the ass problem, he decided to support Soft Muxing.
"Stop! I said you two should stop arguing. Yi Yun shook the fan in his hand and said seriously: "What art of war, evil collusion, it's all nonsense now, where the fan of this king is pointed, God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, all conspiracies and tricks will turn into ashes, Su Muran, you actually made my woman cry, I have always treated the other in the same way, and I will beat you to cry in a while, you are mentally prepared!"
"Your woman?" Su Muran looked at Soft Muxing, then at Yi Yun, and suddenly realized: "I understand, Soft Military Master, no wonder you refuse to help me, it turns out ...... You're on good terms with this gentleman, you woman surnamed Yanghua!"
"Not really!" said Soft Muxing angrily.
"You don't need to explain, just fight if you want to. Su Muran shouted: "Waste, didn't you say that with a finger of the fan, you can block and kill the gods, and the Buddha can block and kill the Buddha?
Yi Yun snorted twice and said, "Okay, no problem, I'll let you see the summoning of this prince now." ”
He put the fan away, turned it into the shape of a small short stick, pointed forward, and said loudly: "Sword formation......"
His action was extremely chic and full of confidence, and this finger faintly pointed at the posture of the rivers and mountains, but it scared Su Muran and Zhao Yu a lot, and the mercenaries of the Sanjiang Pavilion on the opposite side immediately entered a state of alert, wanting to see what kind of god he was going to summon to block the killing of the gods, and the Buddha to prevent the killing of the Buddha's things out. Some even swallowed their saliva nervously and took a step back.
Outcome......
Nothing happened!
Yi Yun pointed in a dashing manner for a long time, but there was not a single fart, only the sound of the sand wind blowing on the desert, and the Taoist priests and aunts of the Qingcheng faction and the Emei faction were all still squatting and meditating in the pit.
I'm rubbing, you Daoist priests, Daoist aunts, you're too uncooperative, aren't you? Yi Yun was furious, and when he turned his head, the people in Qingcheng and Emei all looked sluggish, their bodies were stiff, and no one spoke or moved.
What kind of neurosis are they having? Yi Yun was surprised, but he immediately had an epiphany, just now these two guys were more angry than meditating, and he even muttered a sentence "We are all puppeteers, we can't talk or move", but when it was time to fight, these two guys were still comparing puppets...... Pit daddy, the enemy is now, give me more reliable, now is not the time to be a puppeteer!
Seeing that Yi Yun didn't summon anything, the mercenaries of Sanjiang Pavilion immediately burst into laughter, and Zhao Yu laughed and said, "Gentleman, your actions just now were really bluffing, but the result was just a bluff." ”
Su Muran also said angrily: "Soft military master, do you see what kind of man you are getting involved with?
"If you don't have a diamond, don't do porcelain work!"
"It's in its original form, isn't it?"
"Hahahaha!"
The military array on the opposite side was filled with laughter.
Yi Yun was half angry, turned to the sand pit behind him and shouted angrily: "Come out for me, don't play, you unreliable Dao Breakers, Dao Breakers." ”
After the scolding, there was no response! Qingcheng and Emei were really determined to pretend to be puppeteers. At this time, whoever moves first will lose, and Honglian and Chenxing, who want to save face, will definitely not move first, and of course their junior brothers, sisters and apprentices will not move.
"Hey, get up and face the enemy! I'm going to be angry. Yi Yun said angrily.
...... No movement......
"Hey, I'm really going to get angry, if I don't get up again, I'm going to make trouble. Ewan was furious.
...... No movement......
"The two armies are fighting, there is no room for child's play, and if you don't get up yet, I'm going to kick someone. Eyun was furious.
...... Still not moving......
Yi Yun rushed to the edge of a dirt pit and kicked a Qingcheng Taoist priest, kicking him somersault, but the disciple actually maintained the movement of falling to the ground and still did not move......
I'm rubbing, Lao Tzu is going to be angry to death! Yi Yun kicked another Qingcheng disciple again, and the disciple kept a sitting position on the ground and rolled four times, but when he stopped, he still kept his sitting position, completely unmoving.
Just when Yi Yun was busy kicking people, Su Muran and Zhao Yu roared, stood up with steel guns, and led the army to start an assault, with two thousand mercenaries from Sanjiang Pavilion following closely behind, roaring loudly, and rushing towards the officers and soldiers of the Great Meng Kingdom.
The number of officers and soldiers in the Great Meng Kingdom has doubled, and there is no fourth-order general to escort the formation, and the people of Qingcheng and Emei are having a nervous disorder again, and they are rushed by the other party like this, and they suddenly panic without a fight, and many soldiers show timidity, and they put a movement under their feet that are ready to flee at any time.
"Nima!" Yi Yun's nose was crooked, although he knew that Qingcheng and Emei were very unreliable, but he didn't expect that they were unreliable to this point, how could they get them out of the puppet state?
Yi Yun's eyes swept away, and he suddenly found that there was a little demon sitting in the dirt pit nearby, and she was also meditating in a stiff posture, this little Dao Gu's concentration didn't seem to be very good, okay, just start with her!
(To be continued)