The fat man took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and called his father: "Old man, Xiaoxiao lives in our house today, don't you bring a random woman back to Lao Tzu, do you hear?" ”

"Who do you call Lao Tzu?" Uncle He laughed on the other end of the phone.

"Okay, breathe!"

"Okay, okay! Master Da, you are knowledgeable and spend the night outside. I'll ask my aunt to make food for you, you can buy whatever equipment you want, only one point, don't take Xiaoxiao too late! Turn around and let Ying Zhicheng know that he has tore my ......"

He rambling on and on, and the fat man hung up the phone impatiently.

The fat man's house is very close to the school, only one block away, unlike my house, which is more than half an hour's drive to school.

There is a small lake full of willow trees in this community, and three pairs of swans with sheared feathers are kept in captivity, two white and one black. When I was a child, I used to come and see them, feed them, and look forward to seeing them hatch panda-like flower swans one day. After waiting for a few years and not waiting, I lost interest.

There are only more than 50 people in the community, and every household has a mold, but the fat man's house is more conspicuous: the garden has swings, sand piles, slides, and small ponds against the wall, and it looks like there are children at home. The good thing is that it's easy to find, I'm a road idiot, I came once when I was a child and never went wrong.

I also thought it was strange, now that the fat man is older, why have these things not been dismantled? Later, I thought that it was probably because the fat man had no mother, and there was no one to take care of the family without a hostess. Unlike my house, where my mother is a full-time housewife, the garden, pond, and pavilion are all in order.

In fact, Ying Zhicheng also moved the idea of living here, and bought the small house behind the fat man's house, which is only 280 square meters. But this place is too far away from his company, and Zhang Ning refuses to move.

I've always felt that my mother felt more sorry for my father than I felt sorry for me.

But now, she doesn't want anyone, and she doesn't want money.

This realization made me want to cry.

As soon as I got on the fat man's swing, I whimpered and cried.

I cried for a long time, and he stood on the side helpless for a long time.

"Xiaoxiao, why don't I lend you my shoulder?"

What did you do earlier? I squinted at him through the red and swollen eyes, gritted my teeth and scared him: "You're not afraid of chastity? ”

The fat man gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "If you don't protect it, you won't protect it, anyway, Lao Tzu's chastity will be explained to you sooner or later." ”

"Get out! I don't want it! ”

So you and I scolded me for a long time, and neither of us was very good at scolding, but I couldn't leave or right Lao Tzu, damn it, fuck off, and so on.

In fact, the fat man was deeply influenced by the country's scolding, and it was inevitable that he would be contaminated with some of his father's ruffians when he spoke. But he hated the country's scolding.

scolded each other for a while, and then leaned together and cooed.

I told the fat man what I heard the night before.

The fat man was dumbfounded: "This can't be!" ”

I sighed: "You persuaded my parents to divorce before, it's normal, you want to open something." ”

The fat man scratched his head: "It's normal to divorce, but they don't want you, it doesn't make sense!" Obviously your dad loves you so much. ”

I poked his scar unceremoniously: "Your parents were still celebrating their wedding anniversary a month before their divorce." Adults are the best at acting! ”

He wilted.

"Well, my lord is too good at acting. I'd rather they quarrel and fight for a year and a half, and I can adapt to it. It's a matter of leaving, and it's still on my birthday, and I'm ......."

He sat on the lawn, his legs circled like a circle, his arms on his knees, his back bent, his head hooked in silence.

I stopped the slightly swaying swing and touched his head.

At that time, I was young, and I loved to eat birthday cakes, which were too time-consuming, and my mother didn't usually make them for me. Two days before the fat man's birthday, I begged my mother to make a big one, and also specified that I should inlay a lot of strawberries, cherries, pineapples, and kiwis, in short, the more the better.

Mom was stunned when she heard this: "You say, the day after tomorrow is the birthday of the fat man?" Why is He Tian and Jiajia still ......"

She paused and sighed, "They may have forgotten, only you remember." Xiaoxiao, you accompany the fat man, okay? Mom has promised to accompany Aunt Xiaoxiao the day after tomorrow. ”

I didn't know about his parents' divorce, and that day, I had no heart or lungs to play with the fat man all day. No, to be exact, it was the fat man who stayed with me all day. I pasted the cake and he didn't get angry, I fell into the small pond and wet the corner of my skirt, and he wrung water for me, but his expression was a little dumb.

The nanny cooked a lot of dishes for us, we barely moved, you ate most of the big cake in one bite, and I ate a lot of wine moon candy, the sugar was so delicious, I may have been drunk, I fell asleep on the carpet under the curtains, and the white gauze curtains brushed my face......"

Thinking of this, I patted him on the shoulder: "I want to eat sugar." ”

The fat man stood up with his hands propped up, slipped into the house and went upstairs, and swept downstairs like the wind, holding an open heart-shaped enamel candy box in his arms.

It's a box of sake-hearted moon candy.

Let's peel the candy and eat together.

After the candy wrapper was thrown on the ground, I looked at him and asked, "Did you really eat candy and come out?" ”

The fat man nodded firmly: "Really, I eat candy whenever I am sad." ”

I looked at him sympathetically, he must have been secretly sad all the time before he ate candy to eat this size, almost two of my weight.

The fat man who seems to be heartless and grinning is still hit like this by his parents' divorce, how can I get better?

I threw the candy box and shook my head repeatedly: "I don't eat it." ”

I don't want to eat sugar and get fat like this.

The fat man asked, "What about playing games?" ”

So I started playing games, all kinds of games.

Still won't work.

It's boring to collect medicine, it's boring to make alchemy, it's boring to fight monsters, PK is boring, it's boring, it's boring.

The fat man proposed to watch a horror movie, and I immediately approved.

Uncle He, the fat man's father, is a movie enthusiast, and there are many movies in the home theater, and the sound is good, which is much stronger than ours.

We found a copy of Prometheus 2 Alien. Deeds. The genre movie I was most afraid of and loved the most, but I somehow didn't see it at the beginning.

After watching it for a while, I yawned, well, it's not as good as "Prometheus 1".

The fat man said to change the film.

flipped over a Blu-ray disc, and they are all literary films that are too old to be good, and those heroes and heroines are now grandparents. There is only one unheard of "Scandal" that doesn't look so old, and the cover actor is very handsome, barely fitting my eyes.

After letting it go for a while, I realized that something was wrong.

I opened my eyes wide and pointed to the projector - "This and this, this is the legendary erotica?" Such a handsome actor actually acted in erotic films? ”

The screen light hit the fat man's face, colorful. Throwing away these colors, his facial expressions looked calm: "Xiaoxiao, you are too frustrated, I haven't seen an erotic film." We boys still watch hairy films! ”

Hair? I immediately came to the spirit.

"Do you have any hairy pieces at home?"

The fat man flatly denied it.

Still trying to lie to me? I "cut" and said: "Your dad is so, didn't he take a woman home to watch the hairy film?" ”

The fat man still shook his head.

"Forget it, I'll ask Fang Yuanzhen for it in the future." Fang Yuanzhen and his brother Fang Chengqian are also movie enthusiasts, and they have too many girlfriends to count, and they are quite amorous and unrestrained, there must be this, this, and hairy films.

The fat man was silent, hesitated for a while, and took another USB flash drive from the drawer.

I shook my feet proudly, little one, I can't clean you up?

After watching it for five minutes, I threw up, and I vomited all over the fat man.

I felt that although I wanted to die a little, I definitely didn't want to be disgusted to death.

I took a shower and changed into pajamas until twelve o'clock, and I washed the vomit on my legs three times, and brushed my teeth twice before I felt a little better.

The fat man came out of the shower, and his face was also ugly, like foie gras.

Well, if I was vomited, I didn't look good.

I leaned against the head of the bed and pulled his hand to prevent him from leaving, and his face became even more ugly.

"Fatty, I have an upset stomach and want to throw up."

The fat man pulled out his hand in a bang: "Get out of the bathroom!" ”

My tears rolled into my eyes: "I can't vomit, it's empty, my stomach is cramping." ”

The fat man accepted his fate and rubbed my belly.

His hands were also soft and warm.

I half-leaned on the head of the bed to enjoy his massage, and stretched out my fingers to poke the small round pit on the back of his hand: "Your hands are like succulents." ”

Although the fat man is nicknamed Fatty, he hates people to laugh at him for being fat, so he immediately raised his feet to leave, and I dragged him: "Fat man, I was wrong." ”

The fat man moved twice, and I didn't let go.

"Xiaoxiao, if you don't let go, don't blame me for being unkind!"

You're welcome, you're welcome! I grabbed his hand and thought angrily: I feel uncomfortable in my heart, and my stomach is uncomfortable, what is wrong with you letting me? Or not buddy?

The fat man turned around, bent over, and looked at me viciously.

He stretched out his round hands, and his five fingers formed claws: "Nine Yin White Bone Claws!" ”

It's over, he's going to tickle me!

I couldn't dodge, and I was attacked in many places in my waist, eyes, and armpits, and I suddenly laughed breathlessly. "Fatty! I was wrong, wrong! ”

A good man does not suffer immediate losses, and a big husband can bend and stretch.

The fat man withdrew his hand and held back a smug smile: "Sleep." ”

He turned and went out and gently closed the door.

When I woke up in the morning, there seemed to be something on my eyelids, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a large hand quickly withdrawn, and then I saw a handsome face leaning in front of me, as if inquiring.

I "snapped" and pushed him away: "Ying Zhicheng, you scared me to death!" ”

Ying Zhicheng blinked: "Baby, is your stomach better?" ”

Dead fat man, it's so fast to report to God!

I glanced at him and decisively pulled the quilt to cover my face.

No matter which daughter vomits her stomach when she watches the wool, she is embarrassed in front of her father, even if this father is a scumbag who doesn't want a daughter.

Ying Zhicheng laughed lightly and rubbed my hair through the quilt: "Xiaoxiao has grown up and is curious about men and women. ”

I was embarrassed, and my voice was muffled in the quilt: "What's so curious about this, it's not that I haven't seen you and my mother......"

Ying Zhicheng was not shocked: "Oh? When? ”

Scum is scum, and the walls are thick! Let's get to the bottom of it!

I hated and said, "You woke me up and lied to someone, saying that you were scratching my mother's back." ”

Ying Zhicheng laughed: "How long has it been, remember?" You were only six or seven years old at the time, and our family still lived in two bedrooms and one living room......"

Yes, when I still lived in a two-bedroom apartment, my parents were so loving! I woke up several times to hear "scratching my back" in the middle of the night. Now, I live on the third floor, and they live on the second floor, and I don't know if they have "scratched their backs", or even if they have been sleeping in separate rooms for a long time. The guest room that has been cleaned up for a long time is not the mother's residence?

I was silent and didn't speak.

Adults are the best at acting.

Ying Zhicheng patted my hand accurately through the quilt: "Xiaoxiao, it's normal for boys and girls to be curious about this kind of thing. There's nothing to be embarrassed about, we're not old feudal. I know your mother bought you popular science books, those books...... Hehe, there are many ways to learn about it on the Internet nowadays, you can watch it, but you promised your dad not to try it, okay? You're too young to know how to protect yourself. ”

You don't even want me anymore, why do you care about my sex education?

I snorted and said angrily, "It's late, I've already tried." ”

Ying Zhicheng clapped my hand and suddenly stopped, and the air in the room froze.

I immediately caught his gloomy mood, and a wave of pride welled up in my heart.

"Hey. Did you hear that? I tried. I kicked him through the quilt and repeated it loudly.

He still didn't speak.

I continued to add firewood: "It's not interesting, really. It's not as good as the book says, and it's not as painful as the book says. ”

In the little yellow book, the first time is written as if killing a pig, and the heroine rolls her eyes at every turn and faints in pain.

It doesn't say that in popular science books.

The pit where the mattress on the side of the waist sank suddenly popped up, and it was Ying Zhicheng who stood up, followed by the sound of slamming doors and footsteps, and he rushed to the corridor: "Dead fatty, you give me a death!" Then there was a clang to knock open the door next door, and another clang.

Worst! The fat man will suffer from the fish in the pond.

I quickly lifted the quilt and got up and rushed out, knocking on the fat man's door: "Ying Zhicheng, what are you doing?" Don't hit the fat man! That, that, it's not him! ”

In the room, both of them ignored me.

I stomped my foot hard: "I should be sincere that I lied to you!" ”

The door was about to be scratched, and the two came out one after the other.

I quickly looked up at Ying Zhicheng. He was angry, he couldn't see anything unusual, and even smiled and patted the fat man's shoulder: "A dead fat man, huh?" ”

What does this "um" mean?

I went to see the fat man again.

His face was a little red, and he didn't know if he was shy or angry or slapped in the face.

He also said "um". Four "ums".

The man and the boy in front of me seemed to have reached a tacit understanding in some way, which made me feel excluded.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing." Ying Zhicheng's tone was not fierce at all, and even held back a smile: "Xiaoxiao, do you know that you have to wear a condom?" ”

This scumbag really doesn't want me anymore, he doesn't care if I do this!

Lao Tzu will die for you! See if you feel distressed! It doesn't hurt!

Before I die, I will teach a lesson.

Ying Zhicheng smiled and left, and I twisted the fat man's ears with one claw: "You called Ying Zhicheng?" ”

The fat man protected his ears and screamed mournfully: "It's not me, it's not me, it's our aunt." ”

I let go. He quickly rubbed his ears and inhaled in his mouth, this time I made a dead hand, he should be really in pain.

"Auntie cleaned up the house, saw that you vomited, worried about being affected, and was afraid that you would get up early in the morning and have no clothes to change, so I called your parents."

"I want her to be troublesome! Will I have no clothes to wear? Don't you have several pieces in your house? ”

The fat man flattered: "Those are all pajamas and your old clothes, isn't Auntie worried that you won't be able to wear them?" ”

"You're not going to buy it for me?"

Wait, buy ......

My eyes rolled: "Go, buy medicine for me!" ”