The driver stuck out his tongue and said:

"Then I don't dare, they have spread there, Qiu Lao Dao, lawless monks will all know the demon law.

Qiu Laodao was famous in this area when he was young, and he would sprinkle beans into a demon method.

But the old man I saw in my early years has long since died,

No one can say how old this old man is.

There is also this lawlessness, I heard that he was a monk before and later returned to the vulgar.

I also wonder which monk's Dharma name can be called lawlessness,

Later, when I met the real person, I realized that the monk who gave him his Dharma name was a talent, and he was really like his Dharma name......"

Qiu Yuan's house was not far from the airport, and after about twenty or thirty minutes, the car stopped in front of a dilapidated old house.

A few wreaths were placed at the door of the house, indicating that the family was doing white business.

The house had a small yard, and seven or eight people were leaning on the window to watch the excitement.

Watching Fadu a few outsiders come in, they only thought that they were relatives of the deceased, and no one asked.

Fadu took Pony and Yu Qingsheng and entered the door in no hurry.

Such a rich man actually followed these people to lie on the window and watch the excitement.

Yu Qingsheng also squeezed in, and inside the window was an outhouse, and a white stubble coffin was parked in the room.

A fat man in a military coat sat on a chair at the head of the coffin, arguing with several old men and old ladies.

One of the old ladies pointed to the coffin and said to the fat man:

"Oh my God, Auntie watched you grow up.

You don't listen to others, but you have to listen to my aunt......

Auntie knows that you are a good boy, and you have been a monk before, so you can't make a mess of such a big thing.

Your master has just left, so you have to spend some money......

You said that you can use a leftover mooncake box as an urn, and this can't be said......"

This fat man looks like he is in his thirties, with short hair stubble close to the scalp, and a smile on his face, looking really like the Maitreya Buddha in the temple.

Probably the old lady said the opposite, he rolled his eyes, took a piece of moon cake from the offering table, and said while eating:

"Amina Buddha......

You're not big or small, with whom are you aunting and aunting?

Just a few days after moving here, you pretended to be our relatives?

Do you know what's going on with our old man? You're going to come over here......

If it's really about seniority, you have to call me grandpa.

Don't like to listen to it, our old man is so old.

On joy and mourning, this is the top of the sky......

Don't look at the death certificate that says that the old man lived ninety-nine, really tell you what's going on, scare you to death......

Besides, what do I use to pretend to be our old man, does it have anything to do with you?

Your father is dead, and you get a golden urn again, then I respect you as a man.

Our family is on this condition, to be honest, the coffins are rented, and the crematorium will be returned in the afternoon

You go to the police station and sue me to ......"

When he said this, the fat man inadvertently turned around and saw Fadu looking at him outside the window......

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and after making sure that he didn't recognize the wrong person, he threw himself on his knees and cried loudly:

"My Buddha Shakyamuni...... My dad......

Why did you say you just left......

My mother left early, and if you leave, am I not an orphan......

It hurts me to death, you can take me with you......."

This orphan in his thirties cried and used his knees as his feet, half-kneeling and half-lying out of the house, until he 'walked' in front of Fadu......

The fat man rushed over, hugged Fadu's thigh, and continued to cry with a handful of snot and tears:

"Buddha, my dear uncle......

Why are you here, my dad has been waiting for you......

He couldn't wait to swallow his breath,

Tell me when you leave, and let me tell you......

My dad said, "Ah, let you take care of me,

Can't let me be wronged......

He said that the friendship between you two brothers helped you a great favor back then, and you can't ignore me......

If you don't care about me, my dad won't be blind when he dies.

O heavens, my Buddha, my father is dead, I am pitiful......"

Yu Qingsheng on the side was blindfolded, if it weren't for the fat man's behavior towards the old lady in it just now, he wouldn't have thought that he would still be able to cry like this.

But listen carefully to what he cried, and it was not like that.

Yu Qingsheng glanced at the pony who was holding back his laughter, leaned into his ear, and whispered:

"Didn't you say apprentice? How did they become father and son again? This fat monk said to himself? ”

The pony shook his head lightly and whispered in Yu Qingsheng's ear:

"There was a time before when the boss had a drink with Qiu Laodao, and Lao Dao was drunk and said that lawlessness was his son.

also said that it may be that he lacked great virtue in his previous life, so he gave birth to such a thing.

When the boss shut me up, he didn't let me talk nonsense, but now it's not what I said......"

It was the first time Yu Qingsheng saw Fadu so helpless, no matter how he persuaded him, this fat man was holding his thighs and not letting go.

There were so many people watching from the side, and finally Fadu took out the check book, tore out a check with no limit, handed it to the fat man, and said:

"I'm late, it's just a little bit of my thoughts, you get up in the sky, I'm going to go in and see your dad for the last time......"

When the fat man saw the check, his eyes lit up immediately, and after getting up from the ground, he took Fadu and his party into the house.

Looking at the old man and old lady in the room, he had no intention of leaving, and the fat man blasted them all out like flies.

"It's over at a glance, you're not done yet......

Old Mrs. Han, when my father was alive, you scolded him behind your back, thinking I really forgot?

Now it's noticeable that you big tail eagles are coming? Hurry up......

What do you have to say, wait for my dad to give you a nightmare at night, and scare you to death......"

These old men have all suffered the loss of fat men before, and they know that they can't scold him.

At that moment, these old men angrily clutched their chests and left here, and then the fat man went out again, blasting out the people watching the excitement outside the window.

When the fat man was picking up people, Fadu walked to the side of the coffin, and after taking a look at the deceased inside, he sighed softly and said:

"Another old man is gone......

What's so good about immortality? For so many years, one after another......

It is said that immortality is good, but who knows the troubles of immortality......"

At this time, the fat man came in from outside.

After walking in front of Fadu, without saying a word, he knelt on the ground for the second time and kowtowed three times to him.

This knocked Fadu into a daze, he turned around to avoid it, and then pulled up the fat man, and said:

"Wutian, you made a mistake, your father is in the coffin......"

The fat man still knelt on the ground and said with a straight face:

"Uncle, this head was knocked to you in place of my father......

My dad said it himself before he died,

These heads are on him, you have to feed me for the rest of my life, it's not easy to ......"