At this time, Yu Qingsheng really couldn't bear it, he had seen shameless people, but he really didn't have such shamelessness.

Without waiting for Fadu to speak, he spoke first:

"Didn't you just give you a blank check?

If you don't write the amount, isn't it enough for the rest of your life? ”

Hearing Yu Qingsheng's words, the fat man stood up and glanced at the young man up and down.

For the sake of Fadu's face, the fat man was quite polite, looked at Yu Qingsheng and said:

"Donor, what you said is not right,

The one my own uncle gave me just now is called silk gold, which is for me to do white things......

The one who died was my father, you said that I was distressed, I really spent all the money, what should I do in the rest of my life?

My Buddha has said that it is better to give a man a fish than to a donkey - wait a minute, it seems that there is nothing wrong with a donkey......

Wait, I'll take care of it first, it's a bit messy, it's better to give people to fish than to give people to chrysanthemums?

It's not right, why did you go backwards......"

Yu Qingsheng really couldn't hear it, interrupted the words, and said: "

Fish! It is better to give a man a fish than to give a man a fish......

It's not what the Buddha said, it's Huainanzi who said. ”

The fat man's face was a little unbearable, he rolled his eyes, pointed at Yu Qingsheng with the whites of his eyes, and began to make a fuss, and said

"Yo...... If you say so, then I will have to fight with you.

First of all, you are my uncle, if you say that it is his son, then it is my brother......

It doesn't matter what the fisherman or the donkey is, brother, what you say is what, the brother of Yuyu Yuyu is right!

But if you're a handyman, then you're sorry.

Do you have any mental illness, depression and anxiety?

Don't kill yourself without saying a word, that's really—Amitabha......"

When the fat man spoke, he untied the two openings on his military coat, and intentionally or unintentionally revealed a black and shiny Buddha bead hanging inside.

Each of these beads is the size of a thumb, and I don't know how long it has been dished, looking at a layer of oil.

After the fat man untied it, his hand consciously and unconsciously grabbed two of the Buddha beads.

At this time, Fadu spoke, his eyes looked at the deceased in the coffin, and he said to the fat man:

"Wutian, Sihai said that he missed you, and he also wanted to break with you......"

The fat man is most afraid of Guan Sihai in his life, except for this legendary man, he has never lost when he scolds the street.

After all, when it comes to scolding the streets. Guan Sihai can be regarded as a terrifying existence like a nuclear weapon......

Now that he heard Fadu mention Guan Sihai, the fat man immediately changed his expression, changed back to the Maitreya Buddha just now, and said:

"Then don't bother my brother Hai, he's very busy, and it's not easy to say a word......"

Speaking of this, the fat man hugged Yu Qingsheng again, and said with a smile:

"Brother - my own brother, our parents are all right?

You see, brother, I just died of my father, and I feel uncomfortable......

Don't be like your brother, find a chance, brother, on behalf of the Buddha, I will worship you......"

Without waiting for Yu Qingsheng to reply, Fa Du spoke again:

"Wutian, why did your dad go so fast?

The last time we met, he was still alive, didn't something happen......"

"Uncle, I know what you want to say, it's definitely not me who my dad off......"

As he spoke, the fat man took out the hospital's death certificate and continued:

"You can't compare everyone with you, your one is called longevity, and others stabbing geniuses are called longevity......

My dad ran out of oil and the lamp dried up, and the organs in his body were aging and couldn't age.

But he was okay, and he lived to be more than one hundred and fifty.

One hundred and twenty also gave birth to my precious son,

Let's just say that I may be a little unlucky, but after all, it's his own son.

My dad was also tired to death, and he was a veteran all his life, and when he got old, he began to believe in science......

What calculus, relativism, is that a hundred forty or fifty old Taoists?

Four or five years ago, my dad was still fashionable to go to university, and he actually got in.

Who would dare to believe it? In the university classroom, an old man in his 140s went to college next to a group of little boys and girls......

At such an age, the iron body can't stand it.

Uncle, you said that Taishang Laojun blessed him all his life, and finally let Einstein take him away.

It's not me saying that science harms people......"

Thinking of the last time they met, Qiu Yuan was still blushing and explaining to himself what the theory of relativity was, Fa Du sighed and said:

"Your father is going to be strong for a lifetime, I can't imagine that he will leave like this......"

Speaking of this, Fadu realized that he had forgotten to introduce both sides.

He pointed at the fat man and said to Yu Qingsheng:

"This is the son of Qiu Yuanqiu Lao Dao, because he is an old man, he is afraid of outsiders' jokes, and he has always claimed to be his apprentice - lawless.

Wutian, this is my new friend, Yu Qingsheng, I hope you will treat him as me in the future.

Pony you've seen ......."

Without waiting for Fadu to finish speaking, the fat lawless man had already knelt in front of Yu Qingsheng, kowtowed, and said:

"Second uncle! Look at what you said, I couldn't speak just now......

For my father's sake, don't be like me.

What, these heads are still my dad's, my dad is gone, you can't leave me alone......"

Yu Qingsheng was born as an orphan, so he has never seen this meeting.

Frightened on the spot, he stepped aside and avoided the heads.

I thought to myself: Anyway, you still have an unlimited check, and my pocket is cleaner than my face.

Originally, there were still a few hundred yuan, and the Thai hotel was set on fire.

Although I lived in the presidential suite of the Thai Hotel, and I also ate the delicacies of the mountains and seas, I was very happy, and not a penny of benefits were lost.

At this moment, the sound of someone talking sounded in the courtyard outside

"May I ask if this is the Mansion of the Daoist of Qiu Yuan? We have something to ask for help from the head of the hill......

That's the head of the hill, who is the head of the hill? ”

Lawlessness ate a nose of ashes here in Yu Qingsheng, and now he finally found a place to vent.

The fat man walked out and said to a few people in the courtyard:

"Originally, in the face of my Buddha, I didn't want to get angry, but you are blind......

Don't you see the couplets and wreaths outside the door?

Looking for Qiu Dao Chang to do something? I'm going to drag your dreams at night......"

Before Lawless could finish scolding, one of the men in a mink coat walked over.

He opened his handbag, took out a pile of banknotes, stuffed them into the fat man's military coat, and said:

"Brother, are you taking gunpowder? Take - this little meaning to buy some fire medicine to go to the fire......

Isn't there anything we can't do? Something happened at home......

I found a circle of monks and old Taoists, and I didn't have to worry about it.

Later, someone recommended Qiu Daochang, but I didn't know that he was an old man......

Little brother, you're also a Taoist? If you don't take a trip, as long as things are settled, 108,000 won't be a problem. ”