When you go out and come out to mix, you have to talk about the background, fight for power, and hug your thighs.

Journey to the West, who has the biggest background?

Buddhism!

Who has the most power?

It's still Buddhism!

Who has the thickest thighs?

Of course, it's the Buddha!

Who am I?

The Buddha sat down and gave the trilemma.

In terms of background, who is as big as me? In terms of power, who can compare? When it comes to hugging the thighs, isn't the Buddha the thickest thigh?

I just want to ask, who else?

Yes, Lu Xuan is a little inflated, and he is a little floating, but he also has the capital and qualifications to float.

……

The days of this kind of Buddhism will come to an end in a few days.

The reason is that senior brother Chen Xuanzang is back.

On the way back from Lu Xuanhuayuan, he happened to see the master and Brother Xuanzang being chased and beaten by the aunt who sold roast goose.

At this moment, Lu Xuan understood that the time had come, and he should follow Senior Brother Xuanzang to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain to find Sun Wukong and take monkey hair to complete the main task.

As for whether the master will let him go, Lu Xuan thinks it's not a big problem.

Lu Xuan had been anesthetizing himself before, everything was a great test of the Buddha, and he was at most on the second layer.

And the Buddha already knew that he had guessed that he was testing himself, but knowing that he knew that he could not do it was another matter.

Everyone knows the truth, but how many people can really do it?

In this wave, the Buddha is at least on the fifth layer!

As for his own purpose, Lu Xuan had a hunch that the Buddha should already know, otherwise he would not have accepted himself as a registered disciple.

Therefore, it should be stable to go to Wuzhi Mountain, and what you need to pay attention to is the difficulties and dangers of the road and how to get monkey hair on Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king.

Because the Buddha is likely to take these things as his own test.

You must be cautious and cautious, and be careful again.

It is also crucial to strengthen one's Buddha mind – all tribulations are just another test for the Buddha!

……

Chen Xuanzang accidentally saw the pictures and words on the wall, and asked in surprise, "Master, it turns out that you have known about the pig demon for a long time."

The Buddha incarnated panting and explained, "This pig demon, originally named Zhu Gangguan, was born as ugly as a pig...... It's a love species.

He is extremely infatuated with his daughter-in-law.

But his daughter-in-law thought he was ugly and a beautiful man and a woman, and conspired to beat him to death with a nine-toothed rake.

He turned into hatred because of love, and became a demon because of his grudges, and vowed to kill all the women in the world who loved beautiful men."

Chen Xuanzang nodded: "It turns out that he is also a poor person, Master, in the face of such a powerful monster, I can't do it, or you can go out."

Master: "Okay...... But I've been very busy lately, dealing with such powerful and bewitching monsters...... You have to have the guts to find a king of kings who is more powerful than a monster.

He may teach you how to subdue demons."

Chen Xuanzang: "Who is he?"

Master: "He was just pressed by the Buddha...... The Monkey King of 500 years under the Five Fingers Mountain!"

Chen Xuanzang: "Monkey King?

Master, he's just a legend...... No one has ever found him."

Master: "Actually, it's very simple, you go to the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain...... Find an old temple with a Buddha statue in front of the temple...... It is 1,300 zhang high and 256 zhang wide, and Sun Wukong is there."

Chen Xuanzang: "Is it really that easy?"

Master: "1,300 zhang high and 256 zhang wide...... Even the blind can see it.

Without further ado, hurry up and hit the road.

Also, that Monkey King...... Fierce and cunning, insidious and vicious, the resentment is too deep, you have to be careful."

Chen Xuanzang was not confident: "Why should I ask him to help me?"

The master's tone was serious

And firmly: "By thy wisdom...... And this one."

Seeing that the master took out the 300 children's songs again, Chen Xuanzang had no choice but to hold his head.

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……

Just as Chen Xuanzang was about to leave, Lu Xuan arrived panting.

Seeing that Senior Brother Xuanzang hadn't left yet, Lu Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, Senior Brother hadn't left yet, and it was still too late.

Lu Xuan chased after him for more than a dozen streets, and everyone was tired and paralyzed, and the backs of the master and Senior Brother Xuanzang could not be seen.

Sure enough, even if he didn't use mana, Senior Brother Xuanzang's physical body was not comparable to that of a mortal.

Senior Brother Xuanzang's physique is at least two or three times that of his own.

Lu Xuan panted and asked, "Master, where are you going?"

There seemed to be a flash of light in the master's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Your senior brother is going to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain to find Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, to help subdue the pig demon."

Lu Xuan's heart moved: "Master, can the apprentice go with the senior brother?"

Master: "Okay, it just so happens that you two brothers and sisters also have a care on the way.

The original Demon Suppression Ceremony will be given to you as a teacher, and on the way, you can ask your senior brother Xuanzang for advice and learn truth, goodness, beauty, and demons."

Lu Xuan clasped his hands together and carefully took the three hundred children's songs.

Then he fell to his knees, Dong Dong Dong, and three more rings.

"Thank you, Master, for giving you the Dharma!"

The master smiled and waved goodbye: "We are cultivators, why are we informant? Go ahead and do what you have to do!"

Lu Xuan: "Yes, thank you for the teachings of the master, and the disciples should keep it in mind."

Lu Xuan clasped his hands together and looked at his senior brother Xuanzang respectfully: "Senior brother Xuanzang, senior brother is in three difficulties, and I hope that senior brother will take care of him along the way."

Chen Xuanzang was also very excited about this new junior disciple: "It must be."

……

The two brothers set off like this.

On the way, Senior Brother Xuanzang asked Lu Xuan how he worshipped his teacher, and Lu Xuan explained them one by one, and there was no concealment in them.

Among them, Lu Xuan also asked Xuanzang about cultivation, of course, Chen Xuanzang now knows only 300 children's songs.

Lu Xuan didn't feel embarrassed, but really studied seriously.

Lu Xuan's bad attitude towards learning made Chen Xuanzang a little ashamed, and he didn't believe it very much, but as a result, this little junior brother really believed that the three hundred children's songs here were a demon suppression ceremony.

Maybe that's why the master accepted the junior brother, the junior and junior trilemma is really a person who is a Buddha and has a Buddha heart.

Lu Xuan said: Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it myself, I am a person in Buddhism, and the Dharma is called the three difficulties.

Everything that has been experienced is nothing but a vain, and it is just a test of the Buddha!

……

hadn't left for a few days, and one night, Lu Xuan and Chen Xuanzang were sneak attacked.

Before they could react, the two were tied up.

Lu Xuan guessed that this should be the test of Miss Duan and her subordinates, and he didn't worry too much in his heart, but he still showed a very scared look on his face, and hid behind Senior Brother Xuanzang in fear.

Senior Brother Xuanzang has always taken good care of Lu Xuan, just like an elder brother protecting his younger brother.

Even if he was in danger, he still protected Lu Xuan behind him.

Sure enough, their group was Miss Duan's group, acting to deceive Senior Brother Xuanzang.

"We came from the West to fight monsters in the Central Plains, and we will make a name for ourselves, and we will be like enemy countries, and in order to kill monsters, we will kill exorcists first.

No matter how strong your martial arts are, when you meet us, it will be a dead end......

Lu Xuan was just a transparent person, cowering and hiding behind Chen Xuanzang, looking frightened, watching them act.

didn't act for a while, but because of Miss Duan's emotional excitement, she was exposed.

Seeing that the plan was shattered, Miss Duan was both in love and confession, but unfortunately, Chen Xuanzang was a straight man, and he didn't dare

Face your emotions squarely.

Chen Xuanzang naturally refused.

Seeing that the soft one was not good, Miss Duan and the others could only come to the hard one, and first locked Chen Xuanzang and Lu Xuan in the car.

Chen Xuanzang: "Don't worry, senior brother will protect you."

Lu Xuan nodded, and said seriously, "The three difficulties are that I believe that Senior Brother can do it."

Chen Xuanzang's face was slightly red, a little embarrassed, after all, he was now a prisoner, but he still nodded: "Hmm!"

Lu Xuan wasn't worried that Miss Duan would hurt herself.

Even if it really targets itself, it's just:

The test of the Buddha is just that!

……

Chen Xuanzang kept shouting loudly in the car: "Let me out, I want to pee......

The corners of Lu Xuan's mouth twitched, Senior Brother Xuanzang really wanted to pee here.

Chen Xuanzang was a little embarrassed: "People have three urgencies."

As soon as Xuanzang unbuckled his belt, the door opened, and a strong man directly grabbed the back of Lu Xuan's neck and lifted Lu Xuan to another carriage.

Chen Xuanzang stopped the other party a little nervously, for fear that it would be unfavorable to his junior brother in the trilemma.

However, these are not things he can stop, and he will be pushed away by a handful of them.

Seeing that Lu Xuan was transferred to another carriage, Chen Xuanzang reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Senior Brother of the Three Difficulties, are you okay, they didn't do anything to you, right?"

Lu Xuan: "Senior Brother Xuanzang, don't worry, I'm fine."

Seeing that his junior brother was fine, Xuanzang unbuttoned his belt again, ready to relieve himself.

And at this time, the young lady opened the door again, and the famous scene in the movie began.

"Fuck off, you've squirted me......

Lu Xuan could only take a rough look at the other carriage.

Senior brother, senior brother, don't blame the trilemma, junior brother for not helping you, I myself can't protect myself!

You ask for more blessings, and this is also your love calamity, no one has helped you, except yourself.

……

As the farce ended, the copper coins on the carriage suddenly made a sound, and Lu Xuan was shocked.

Is Pig Gang Chiena coming?

, Senior Brother Xuanzang is not with him.

Not good!

Dangerous!

Lu Xuan saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging in the distance.

Lu Xuan swallowed.

"Senior Brother Xuanzang, save me!"

Miss Duan took Chen Xuanzang's hand and was about to take him into the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang let go of Miss Duan.

"No, my junior brother's trilemma is still in that car."

Miss Duan scolded, "Damn, it's so troublesome!"

Miss Duan immediately opened the car door, and before Lu Xuan could react, the person was pulled by Miss Duan and flew up.

At the same time, he also pulled Chen Xuanzang with the other hand, and Lu Xuan and the two got on the iron-blooded chariot in this way.

The chariot ran for a while, and Zhu Gangguan went around to the front at some point, and Miss Duan gave an order: Crash over!

At the same time, he pushed Chen Xuanzang off the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang was a little embarrassed: "People have three urgencies."

As soon as Xuanzang unbuckled his belt, the door opened, and a strong man directly grabbed the back of Lu Xuan's neck and lifted Lu Xuan to another carriage.

Chen Xuanzang stopped the other party a little nervously, for fear that it would be unfavorable to his junior brother in the trilemma.

However, these are not things he can stop, and he will be pushed away by a handful of them.

Seeing that Lu Xuan was transferred to another carriage, Chen Xuanzang reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Senior Brother of the Three Difficulties, are you okay, they didn't do anything to you, right?"

Lu Xuan: "Senior Brother Xuanzang, don't worry, I'm fine."

Seeing that his junior brother was fine, Xuanzang unbuttoned his belt again, ready to relieve himself.

And at this time, the young lady opened the door again, and the famous scene in the movie began.

"Fuck off, you

Squirted me......

Lu Xuan could only take a rough look at the other carriage.

Senior brother, senior brother, don't blame the trilemma, junior brother for not helping you, I myself can't protect myself!

You ask for more blessings, and this is also your love calamity, no one has helped you, except yourself.

……

As the farce ended, the copper coins on the carriage suddenly made a sound, and Lu Xuan was shocked.

Is Pig Gang Chiena coming?

, Senior Brother Xuanzang is not with him.

Not good!

Dangerous!

Lu Xuan saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging in the distance.

Lu Xuan swallowed.

"Senior Brother Xuanzang, save me!"

Miss Duan took Chen Xuanzang's hand and was about to take him into the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang let go of Miss Duan.

"No, my junior brother's trilemma is still in that car."

Miss Duan scolded, "Damn, it's so troublesome!"

Miss Duan immediately opened the car door, and before Lu Xuan could react, the person was pulled by Miss Duan and flew up.

At the same time, he also pulled Chen Xuanzang with the other hand, and Lu Xuan and the two got on the iron-blooded chariot in this way.

The chariot ran for a while, and Zhu Gangguan went around to the front at some point, and Miss Duan gave an order: Crash over!

At the same time, he pushed Chen Xuanzang off the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang was a little embarrassed: "People have three urgencies."

As soon as Xuanzang unbuckled his belt, the door opened, and a strong man directly grabbed the back of Lu Xuan's neck and lifted Lu Xuan to another carriage.

Chen Xuanzang stopped the other party a little nervously, for fear that it would be unfavorable to his junior brother in the trilemma.

However, these are not things he can stop, and he will be pushed away by a handful of them.

Seeing that Lu Xuan was transferred to another carriage, Chen Xuanzang reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Senior Brother of the Three Difficulties, are you okay, they didn't do anything to you, right?"

Lu Xuan: "Senior Brother Xuanzang, don't worry, I'm fine."

Seeing that his junior brother was fine, Xuanzang unbuttoned his belt again, ready to relieve himself.

And at this time, the young lady opened the door again, and the famous scene in the movie began.

"Fuck off, you've squirted me......

Lu Xuan could only take a rough look at the other carriage.

Senior brother, senior brother, don't blame the trilemma, junior brother for not helping you, I myself can't protect myself!

You ask for more blessings, and this is also your love calamity, no one has helped you, except yourself.

……

As the farce ended, the copper coins on the carriage suddenly made a sound, and Lu Xuan was shocked.

Is Pig Gang Chiena coming?

, Senior Brother Xuanzang is not with him.

Not good!

Dangerous!

Lu Xuan saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging in the distance.

Lu Xuan swallowed.

"Senior Brother Xuanzang, save me!"

Miss Duan took Chen Xuanzang's hand and was about to take him into the chariot.