When you go out and come out to mix, you have to talk about the background, fight for power, and hug your thighs.

Journey to the West, who has the biggest background?

Buddhism!

Who has the most power?

It's still Buddhism!

Who has the thickest thighs?

Of course, it's the Buddha!

Who am I?

The Buddha sat down and gave the trilemma.

In terms of background, who is as big as me? In terms of power, who can compare? When it comes to hugging the thighs, isn't the Buddha the thickest thigh?

I just want to ask, who else?

Yes, Lu Xuan is a little inflated, and he is a little floating, but he also has the capital and qualifications to float.

……

The days of this kind of Buddhism will come to an end in a few days.

The reason is that senior brother Chen Xuanzang is back.

On the way back from Lu Xuanhuayuan, he happened to see the master and Brother Xuanzang being chased and beaten by the aunt who sold roast goose.

At this moment, Lu Xuan understood that the time had come, and he should follow Senior Brother Xuanzang to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain to find Sun Wukong and take monkey hair to complete the main task.

As for whether the master will let him go, Lu Xuan thinks it's not a big problem.

Lu Xuan had been anesthetizing himself before, everything was a great test of the Buddha, and he was at most on the second layer.

And the Buddha already knew that he had guessed that he was testing himself, but knowing that he knew that he could not do it was another matter.

Everyone knows the truth, but how many people can really do it?

In this wave, the Buddha is at least on the fifth layer!

As for his own purpose, Lu Xuan had a hunch that the Buddha should already know, otherwise he would not have accepted himself as a registered disciple.

Therefore, it should be stable to go to Wuzhi Mountain, and what you need to pay attention to is the difficulties and dangers of the road and how to get monkey hair on Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king.

Because the Buddha is likely to take these things as his own test.

You must be cautious and cautious, and be careful again.

It is also crucial to strengthen one's Buddha mind – all tribulations are just another test for the Buddha!

……

Chen Xuanzang accidentally saw the pictures and words on the wall, and asked in surprise: "Master, it turns out that you have known about the pig demon for a long time." ”

The Buddha incarnated panting and explained: "This pig demon, originally named Zhu Gangguan, was born as ugly as a pig...... It's a love species.

He is extremely infatuated with his daughter-in-law.

But his daughter-in-law thought he was ugly and committed adultery with a beautiful man, and conspired to beat him to death with a nine-toothed rake.

He turned into hatred because of love, and became a demon because of his grudges, and vowed to kill all the women in the world who loved beautiful men. ”

Chen Xuanzang nodded: "It turns out that he is also a poor person, Master, in the face of such a powerful monster, I can't do it, or you can go out." ”

Master: "Okay...... But I've been very busy lately, dealing with such powerful and bewitching monsters...... You have to have the guts to find a king of kings who is more powerful than a monster.

He may teach you how to subdue demons. ”

Chen Xuanzang: "Who is he?" ”

Master: "He was just pressed by the Buddha...... The Monkey King of the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years! ”

Chen Xuanzang: "Monkey King?

Master, he's just a legend...... No one has ever found him. ”

Master: "Actually, it's very simple, you go to the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain...... Find an old temple with a Buddha statue in front of the temple...... It is 1,300 zhang high and 256 zhang wide, and Sun Wukong is there. ”

Chen Xuanzang: "Is it really that easy? ”

Master: "1,300 zhang high, 256 zhang wide...... Even the blind can see it.

Without further ado, hurry up and hit the road.

Also, that Monkey King...... Fierce and cunning, insidious and vicious, the resentment is too deep, you have to be careful. ”

Chen Xuanzang was not confident: "Why should I let him help me?" ”

The master's tone was serious and resolute: "With your wisdom...... And this one. ”

Seeing that the master took out the 300 children's songs again, Chen Xuanzang had no choice but to hold his head.

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……

Just as Chen Xuanzang was about to leave, Lu Xuan arrived panting.

Seeing that Senior Brother Xuanzang hadn't left yet, Lu Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, Senior Brother hadn't left yet, and it was still too late.

Lu Xuan chased after him for more than a dozen streets, and everyone was tired and paralyzed, and the backs of the master and Senior Brother Xuanzang could not be seen.

Sure enough, even if he didn't use mana, Senior Brother Xuanzang's physical body was not comparable to that of a mortal.

Senior Brother Xuanzang's physique is at least two or three times that of his own.

Lu Xuan panted and asked, "Master, where are you going?" ”

There seemed to be a flash of light in the master's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Your senior brother is going to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain to find Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, to help subdue the pig demon." ”

Lu Xuan's heart moved: "Master, can the apprentice go with the senior brother?" ”

Master: "Okay, it just so happens that you two brothers also have a care on the way."

The original demon subjugation ceremony will be given to you as a teacher, and on the way, you can ask your senior brother Xuanzang for advice, and learn truth, goodness, beauty, and influence demons. ”

Lu Xuan clasped his hands together and carefully took the three hundred children's songs.

Then he fell to his knees, Dong Dong Dong, and three more rings.

"Thank you, Master, for giving you the Fa!"

The master smiled and waved goodbye: "We are cultivators, why are we informant?" Go ahead and do what you have to do! ”

Lu Xuan: "Yes, thank you for the teachings of the master, and keep it in mind." ”

Lu Xuan clasped his hands together and looked at his senior brother Xuanzang respectfully: "Senior brother Xuanzang, senior brother is in a dilemma, and I hope that my senior brother will take care of him more along the way." ”

Chen Xuanzang was also very excited about this new junior disciple: "It must be." ”

……

The two brothers set off like this.

On the way, Senior Brother Xuanzang asked Lu Xuan how he worshipped his teacher, and Lu Xuan explained them one by one, and there was no concealment in them.

Among them, Lu Xuan also asked Xuanzang about cultivation, of course, Chen Xuanzang now knows only 300 children's songs.

Lu Xuan didn't feel embarrassed, but really studied seriously.

Lu Xuan's bad attitude towards learning made Chen Xuanzang a little ashamed, and he didn't believe it very much, but as a result, this little junior brother really believed that the three hundred children's songs here were a demon suppression ceremony.

Maybe that's why the master accepted the junior brother, the junior and junior trilemma is really a person who is a Buddha and has a Buddha heart.

Lu Xuan said: Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it myself, I am a person in Buddhism, and the Dharma is called the three difficulties.

Everything that has been experienced is nothing but a vain, and it is just a test of the Buddha!

……

hadn't left for a few days, and one night, Lu Xuan and Chen Xuanzang were sneak attacked.

Before they could react, the two were tied up.

Lu Xuan guessed that this should be the test of Miss Duan and her subordinates, and he didn't worry too much in his heart, but he still showed a very scared look on his face, and hid behind Senior Brother Xuanzang in fear.

Senior Brother Xuanzang has always taken good care of Lu Xuan, just like an elder brother protecting his younger brother.

Even if he was in danger, he still protected Lu Xuan behind him.

Sure enough, their group was Miss Duan's group, acting to deceive Senior Brother Xuanzang.

"We came from the West to the Central Plains to fight monsters, and we will make a name for ourselves, and we will be like enemy countries, in order to kill monsters, we will kill exorcists first.