Under the leadership of the village chief, Xu Luo and his entourage walked a path to a col in the back mountain, and a sign was erected on the edge of the col, which read: Private Heavy Land.

And in the middle of the col is a gossip pattern.

"Master Xu, this is it, that gossip is the entrance, and the Qin corpse is inside." The village chief pointed to the gossip pattern and said, then turned to a villager and ordered, "Go, open the entrance." ”

"Wait!" Shi Chun roared, and rushed out with two of his subordinates, Li Jingwen and Chen Longshi, with guns, and pointed at them: "Police! Hands up! ”

The village chief's face was extremely ugly in an instant, and he glanced at the villager who was in charge of monitoring Shi Chun.

"Officer Shi, what do you mean by that?" The village chief's face turned cloudy and clear, and he asked with a puzzled expression.

"What do you mean?" Shi Chunpi walked up to Xu Luo without smiling and said, "This kid is your collaborator of the poison, and this is where you hide your goods, right?" Ha, even if you are treacherous and ghostly, I still caught the evidence! ”

As he spoke, he took out his handcuffs and wanted to lock Xu Luo.

"Do you know that in another world you have to salute when you see me." Xu Luo's expression was calm and unhurried, his tone was careless, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile, as if he felt that this matter was funny.

Shi Chun frowned, not understanding what Xu Luo meant: "Idiot, you have a sick brain." ”

"For your skin's sake, I don't want to worry about you, don't bother me with things." Xu Luo waved his hand, and Shi Chun flew upside down several meters away.

"Wow!" Chen Longshi and Li Jingwen's eyes widened when they saw this scene, and they were stunned for a while before they reacted, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Shi Chun up.

"Get out of the way! Let's go! I'm fine! Shi Chun lifted the two of them and pointed a gun at Xu Luo: "You can also do kung fu, right?" I see if you can stop the bullets! ”

Xu Luo ignored him at all, pointed at the gossip pattern below, and with a bang, with the gossip pattern as the center, the entire mountain col exploded in an instant, and the gravel and sand splashed more than ten meters high.

Except for Xu Luo and the others, everyone subconsciously hid back, and when the smoke and dust cleared, they all looked at Xu Luo with horror and awe on their faces.

Shi Chun and the others were also dumbfounded, looking at Xu Luo with dull eyes, opening their mouths but unable to speak.

Is this reasonable? Is it scientific?

"Shi sir, are we still arresting him?" Chen Longshi swallowed his saliva, lowered his voice and asked.

"What catch? Do you have proof? Shi Chun glared at him, put the gun away, and stepped forward to apologize to Xu Luo with a hippie smile: "Sir, I'm really sorry, we made a mistake, what, I have to go back to the meeting, go first, you are busy." ”

After saying that, he smiled and waved away.

"Ahh

The three of them had barely taken a few steps when there was a scream behind them, and then several ghosts flew out with their teeth and claws and rushed towards the people on the edge of the col.

"Ghosts! Ghosts! Run!! ”

The villagers were immediately frightened and panicked.

"What a panic! Master Xu is here! "The village chief is worthy of being the village chief, and he can still keep his face unchanged.

"Bold and wicked, dare to make trouble!" Xu Luo roared and stepped into the air, and with three punches and two kicks, he knocked all the ghosts back into the pit formed after the mountain col exploded.

Then he floated to the ground, with a cold expression, one hand behind his back, and his demeanor was full of superiority.

The god of windfall cautiously leaned in and said: "BOSS, you shot too suddenly, so I forgot to shoot, or ...... Do it all over again? ”

He only took the camera out and turned it on now.

"I ...... I also forgot to turn on the lights. Jiutian Xuannu said weakly, she couldn't see clearly when shooting at night, so she had to turn on the lights, and she was responsible for this.

"Do it all over again." Xu Luo said angrily, and then jumped down directly and fell into the big pit.

Seeing Xu Luo, several ghosts were so frightened that they fled around the pit, and finally curled up in a ball and shivered.

Fierce ghosts are afraid of the wicked, not to mention that Xu Luo is not human.

Seeing this, Xu Luo calmed the actor's emotions in a gentle tone: "I'm really embarrassed, a few friends, I want to trouble you to cooperate and do it again." ”

A few of the ghosts shook their heads like waves.

"Well, it looks like we have to use sign language to communicate." Xu Luo shook his head and said, fortunately, he had practiced sign language, and he directly stepped forward and grabbed a few evil ghosts is violent beating.

In the end, I got on the same page with them.

Then Xu Luo flew back to the edge of the pit and waited to play.

"The camera is in place." The god of windfall carried the camera and made an OK gesture to Xu Luobi.

"The lights are in place." Xuannu made a seal with her hands, and a ball of white light illuminated the audience like the sun.

"Ai is feasible!"

"Roar!" Several female ghosts roared, and they rose into the air full of resentment and pounced on the villagers on the edge of the pit.

"The bold female ghost Ann dares to hurt people! Die! Xu Luo shouted with a righteous face, and then rose into the air on tiptoe, and the corpse qi turned into a knife and slashed out, and with a pop, several big heads flew high.

Then several dead ghosts fell to the ground with a poof.

"OK, it's filmed, it's good, the boss's mood is in place, the acting skills are very superb, and the group performance of the villain is also very dutiful." The god of windfall commented.

The villagers at the edge of the pit were already numb, and they suddenly felt that the ghosts looked very pitiful.

The village chief blinked his eyes and asked curiously, "Master Xu, what are you ......doing?"

"Inquire less about the way." Without waiting for Xu Luo to speak, the god of windfall patted the village chief on the shoulder and said.

The village chief nodded dumbly: "Oh oh." ”

There was a well in the pit, and there was a seal formed by two stones crossing the well, and Qin's corpse was sealed underneath, and Xu Luo broke the seal as soon as he pointed out.

Then a blue beam of light burst out of the well, directly connecting to the moon in the sky.

"Hahaha! Hahaha! I have finally seen the light of day, dead! Die! All are going to die! ”

With a rampant laugh, a zombie wearing a crown on its head, a hideous face, wearing a red dragon robe, and a sword at the waist flew out of the well.

But before he could see the scene outside, the next second he was grabbed by the neck and smashed on the mountain wall, and the rubble kept falling down with a bang.

"You are also worthy of being called Qin Shi Huang?"

"You have killed countless people, raped and plundered, and done all kinds of evil, today I, Xu Luo, will do the right thing for heaven!"

Xu Luo pinched Qin's corpse's neck with one hand, and while righteously recounting his crimes, he waved his fist and kept smashing it on his head, blood splattering.

Qin Corpse was stunned, screaming and saying indistinctly: "I haven't done any of this. ”

"I know, I just wronged you, so that it seems that you deserve death, and I am doing harm for the people." Xu Luo lowered his voice and replied confidently, punching his head into the mountain wall.

This Qin corpse is a bit special, it belongs to the half-ghost and half-corpse, the three souls have been dispersed, and the seven spirits are still there, so he can speak and can fly away like a ghost.

"Ahhh I'm going to kill you! Qin Corpse let out an aggrieved roar and struggled to break his head out of the mountain wall, but was beaten into it again in the next second.

His head was directly beaten to pieces, and half of his body was stuck in the mountain wall, and the stinking blood continued to flow out along the cracks in the stones, and he couldn't die anymore.

It didn't take more than ten seconds before and after.

Summary in two sentences:

Qin's corpse is out of the customs.

Qin's corpse died again.

Xu Luo reflexively flew back to the edge of the pit, looked at the village chief and said, "Okay, Qin's corpse has been settled." ”

"Thank you, Master Xu." The village chief knelt down and kowtowed to Xu Luo: "Thank you master for saving your life." ”

"Thank you, Master, for saving your life."

The other villagers also knelt down and kowtowed.

"It is my duty to eliminate demons and defend the way." Xu Luo said calmly, waved his hand to hold these people up, and turned his head to look at the god of windfall: "You go and bring me the Zhong Kui sword under the well." ”

"Yes, boss." The god of windfall put away the camera that recorded Xu Luo's merits and disappeared in place.

Xu Luo turned his head to look at the village chief and said, "You guys go back first, I'll leave on my own later." ”

"How can this work?" The village chief's face changed, and he said respectfully: "The master has solved the danger of exterminating the clan for us, we should be hospitable, and ask the master to stay on the island, let us talk about our hearts." ”

"Then I'll stay for one night, and I'll leave tomorrow morning, and we'll just come by ourselves later." Xu Luo looked up and saw that it was still raining, then waved his hand and said.

"Then go back and prepare the beds for a few people in advance." The village chief then left with the villagers.

As soon as the villagers left with their front feet, the god of wealth with their back feet came back with a sword, and gave it to Xu Luo with their hands: "This is really Zhong Kui's sword, and I don't know what's going on, it actually appeared here." ”

After living for so many years, the gods and goddesses in the heavens and the earth are basically familiar with each other.

"I know what's going on." A cloud of white smoke exploded, and then a ghost god with a full beard, a red official robe, and a wine gourd on his waist appeared in front of everyone: "I have seen the God of Wealth, Xuannu." ”

"Master Ikkyu!" Xu Luo blurted out, the red-robed ghost god in front of him looked the same as Master Yixiu.

"Boss, this is Zhong Kui." Xuannu said.

Zhong Kui smiled and arched his hand to Xu Luo: "Ah Luo, I haven't seen you for a long time, Yixiu is just a reincarnation of me, I have been reincarnated and rebuilt since four hundred years ago, and this sword was also lost when I was reincarnated for the first time, thanks to you for helping me find it." ”

"In this case, then the thing will be returned to its rightful owner." Xu Luo handed over the sword, and then asked, "I saw a little girl today who looks like Jingjing......

"That's Jingjing's reincarnation, and I personally sent her to reincarnate back then." Zhong Kui replied that Jingjing had been his apprentice anyway, so he naturally took care of it.

There are more and more dead people in the underworld, and the reincarnation quota is getting tighter and tighter, so it doesn't matter if you have to wait in line, and unless you spend money to grab someone else's place.

Xu Luo nodded and said, "By the way, Master Yixiu, do you know Aunt Partridge?" It's the wife of your old neighbor's senior brother Ninth Uncle, who died on an errand in the underworld, I wonder if she has also been reincarnated, please help me check it out when the master returns. ”

If he saw that woman really being the reincarnation of Partridge during the day, Uncle Nine would definitely be very happy.

"Okay, it's a trivial matter." Zhong Kui immediately agreed, and then thought of something, took out three invitations and handed them to the three of them: "I almost forgot, this month is the fifteenth day of my sister's marriage, and I also invite the Xuannu and the God of Wealth to come and drink a glass of wine." ”

He was a little curious about how the God of Windfall and the Xuannu could get mixed up with Xu Luo, but he didn't ask.

However, I felt that Xu Luo was not simple.

And after seeing Xu Luo know Zhong Kui, Xuannu also felt that Xu Luo was really not simple, after all, Zhong Kui was also one of the four judges of the underworld, and he was very hanging.

"I will definitely go to the banquet on time." After Xu Luo took the invitation, he sent one to the Xuannu and the God of Windfall respectively.

Zhong Kui married his sister......

He remembered that Zhong Kui's sister started getting married a long time ago, right? Haven't been married for so many years?

Is it because he looks too ugly?

After all, just looking at Zhong Kui's bearded face, his sister must not be able to see where to go.

"Farewell." Zhong Kui didn't know that Xu Luo was slandering his sister's appearance, and he gave up his hand to the three of them, and then red light and white mist erupted on the spot, and he disappeared.

………………

In the dilapidated temple where Zhu Xiucai lives.

Lin Xiaohua heard Xu Luo say that it was going to rain and persuaded Yan Ruyu and them to go back, but Yan Ruyu and the others didn't believe it, after all, the meteorological observatory said that there was no rain today.

So they insisted on staying and playing, but it rained heavily in the evening, and a gust of wind blew their tent away, so they had to come to the ruined temple to take shelter from the rain.

The boys also followed, and each side occupied a place, vacating the middle, and the distinction was clear.

"I didn't expect your Prince Charming to be so accurate, it was really raining." Lin Qingqing sat on the ground with her knees hugged, looked at Lin Xiaohua and said.

A boy with glasses on the opposite side was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and looked at his companion: "Did I say that?" ”

His companions shook their heads in unison to prove that he hadn't said it.

"Hey, make a face, who said that the prince charming of Little Flower is you." Lin Qingqing rolled her eyes.

The glasses boy suddenly had a sense of crisis, Lin Xiaohua was obviously interested in him at school before, why did he suddenly change his attitude now, which mongrel did it!

"Not now, not necessarily in the future." The glasses boy smiled, and rolled his eyes: "It's so boring to sit like this, why don't you tell ghost stories." ”

"Hey, you want to scare us and take advantage of us?" Lin Qingqing pursed her lips disdainfully.

Zhu Xiucai suddenly appeared behind the women.

"Ghosts! Ghost! Ghost...... Ghosts! The boys on the other side widened their eyes when they saw him, pointing behind Lin Xiaohua and them, their voices trembling.

Lin Xiaohua sneered, and stroked the short hair in her ear disdainfully: "What a boring trick." ”

"Hell!" The glasses boy shouted and turned his head and ran outside the temple, regardless of the downpour.

Lin Xiaohua and the others looked at each other when they saw this, their faces were unnatural, it couldn't be that there were really ghosts.

"It's definitely a lie...... Deceitful. Lin Qingqing pretended to be calm and said, and then slowly turned around.

Zhu Xiucai, who was dressed in an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, smiled and threw his hand at her: "Xiaosheng Zhu Chuncai, this is polite." ”

"Ahh Hell! Lin Qingqing was so frightened that she jumped up instantly, and Lin Xiaohua and the others were also scared enough, and hurriedly hugged each other and looked at Zhu Xiucai tremblingly.

Zhu Xiucai hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, young ladies, I won't harm you, I am the emperor's own example, how can I do something that hurts heaven and reason?" ”

He is putting gold on himself by saying this, he is a talent who has failed to pass the exam more than a dozen times, and the official uniforms on his body are all stolen, and then hanged himself.

But because the resentment of not passing the exam was too strong, his soul did not disperse after death, and he did not go to reincarnation, but always attached to the rope he used to hang himself.

"There's really no need to be afraid, this ghost doesn't usually hurt people." Xu Luo strode in.

"Xu Luo!" Lin Xiaohua was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran to his side, followed by the others.

Because the god of windfall and the Xuannu are immortals, there is divine light on their bodies, and mortals can't see them, but Zhu Xiucai can see it very clearly as a ghost, so he immediately knelt down without hesitation: "Zhu Chuncai has only seen three immortals." ”

Although Xu Luo does not have divine light on his body, those who can be with immortals may also be immortals.

"Zhu Xiucai, let me ask you, did you scare away Huang Fatzi's employees?" Xu Luo asked.

Zhu Xiucai shouted wronged: "Immortals, I have lived here for hundreds of years, and those people are going to demolish my house, so I have resorted to a little means, but I have not killed anyone, and I ask the gods to see what is going on." ”

"You follow me first, and send you down to reincarnate another day." Xu Luo took him into his sleeve with a wave of his hand, and prepared to send him to reincarnate when he went to the underworld to eat.

Lin Xiaohua and the others were all wide-eyed when they saw this scene, shocked by heaven, and their faces were full of admiration.

Lin Qingqing was more lively and familiar, and she looked at Xu Luo curiously: "You...... Are you a god? ”

"There are no immortals, you should believe in science at a young age, and engage in less feudal superstition." Xu Luo taught Lin Qingqing a serious sentence, and then with a wave of his hand, he teleported them to the village.

It was still in the broken temple just now, but it appeared in the village in the blink of an eye, and Lin Qingqing and the others were already numb.

You also say that you are not a god!

That night, Xu Luo and the others stayed in the village, and the village chief specially vacated a courtyard to come out.

In the middle of the night, the heavy rain had stopped, but Lin Xiaohua couldn't sleep, sitting on the threshold and looking at the moon in a daze.

"Insomnia." Xu Luo suddenly appeared.

"Ahh Lin Xiaohua exclaimed, then slapped her chest and said in disgust, "Scare me." ”

The undeveloped conscience trembles slightly.

"What do you think?" Xu Luo sat down beside her.

Lin Xiaohua looked at him: "I feel so strange if we really knew each other in our last life." ”

When Lin Qingqing said this, she was just joking, but after seeing Xu Luo's supernatural ability, she felt that the two might really know each other in their previous lives.

After all, there are ghosts, what is impossible.

"In your last life, you were my aunt's wife." Xu Luo smiled slightly, and directly reached out and hugged her in his arms.

Lin Xiaohua writhed a few times shyly and couldn't break free, so she let him hold it, but her mouth said: "I don't believe it, you liar, you are a pervert, take advantage of me, bah." ”

"Don't believe me? Then you have a good look. Xu Luo stretched out his hand and swiped in the air, and the corpse qi condensed into a light curtain, and all the memories of Jingjing in his mind were ready-made pictures.

It played like a TV series.

Lin Xiaohua couldn't take her eyes off it, because the people in the picture looked exactly like her, but soon her face turned red, because the picture of Xu Luo and Jingjing being on the mountain for the first time also appeared.

This made Lin Xiaohua feel like she was looking at her reeds, and turned her head with a red face: "I won't look at it." ”

"Well, believe it now?" Xu Luo snapped his fingers, and the light curtain suddenly turned into smoke and dissipated.

Lin Xiaohua nodded: "Mm-hmm." ”

This feeling is so amazing, it turns out that he was really his woman in his last life, and he is reunited in this life.

As for whether Xu Luo lied to her, she didn't think about it, because Xu Luo has this kind of ability, if she wants to deceive her, why bother so much?

She muttered: "I was deceived by you in my last life, and I still refuse to let me go in this life." ”

"This is called fate, come, first call my husband to find a feeling." Xu Luo smiled playfully, put his hand on her delicate and smooth calf and said.

Lin Xiaohua only wore a small vest and a pair of ultra-short pants, and her youthful delicate body was fully revealed, which had a different flavor compared to Jingjing back then.

Same woman, different tastes.

"I don't want it." Lin Xiaohua broke free from him, ran back to the room and closed the door.

Xu Luo could only go back to find the Xuannu to put out the fire.

The next day, because it had rained last night, I woke up in the morning with a clear sky, which made me feel refreshed.

After breakfast, Xu Luo set out on the return journey.

Lin Xiaohua and the others also followed him, but they had to go to the beach to get things before leaving, because it was too urgent to shelter from the rain yesterday, and there were still many things left on the beach.

When I came to the beach, I happened to see the boys last night, and the glasses boy glanced at the Xuannu, and walked to Lin Xiaohua with a smile: "Let's go together." ”

"No, I'll go with him." Lin Xiaohua hugged Xu Luo's arm and shook her head in refusal.

Lin Qingqing and Yan Ruyu glanced at each other when they saw this, and their faces were confused, did they miss something? Why did the two progress so quickly?

The glasses boy's face suddenly became ugly.

Xu Luo hugged Lin Xiaohua, looked at his eyes and smiled and said, "Your girl is mine, young people study hard, don't always think about falling in love." ”

"Gan Linniang's ......" snatched her own girl and actually taught herself a lesson in turn, and her eyes were furious.

Before he finished speaking, Xu Luo slapped him out: "No manners, no quality." ”

This slap allowed him to live at least twenty years less, and it would be a dereliction of duty for Hades to live too long like this.

In the Happy Ghost movie, this glasses boy made Lin Xiaohua's belly bigger but empathized with him, as a dedicated person, Xu Luo hates this kind of scumbag the most!

"Boss, you can't do bad things." The Nine Heavens Xuannu's face changed, and she hurriedly persuaded Xu Luo.

Immortals bullying mortals are doing bad things.

Xu Luo looked at the god of windfall and said, "As long as he doesn't say it, no one will know what I did." ”

Hearing this, Xuannu turned her head to look at the god of windfall.

"Uh-huh." The windfall shrugged casually.

embarrassed and treacherous, deceived and deceitful. These two idioms appeared in Xuannu's mind almost instantly.

"Joseph, how are you, are you alright?"

Glasses Boy's friends hurriedly went to help him.

"Beat ...... Hit him! Joseph covered his swollen right cheek and pointed at Xu Luodao angrily.

However, in the next second, they were dumbfounded, because Xu Luo and the others, who were still on the beach just now, disappeared.

Several people looked at each other, their faces full of horror.

"Isn't it! Hell again in broad daylight! ”

Joseph and the others were so frightened that their faces were bloodless, their urine seeped through their pants, and they stood in place and kept swinging.

(End of chapter)