Chapter 262: Ghost Judgment, Uncle Nine was stolen again
"Okay, go back to school by yourself, I'll come to you when I'm free." After flying from Big Rock Island to Hong Kong Island, Xu Luo said to Lin Xiaohua and the others.
When the words fell, he turned around and left first.
"Wow, we just flew in the sky!"
Lin Qingqing seemed to have just started the machine, and suddenly jumped up in place in shock, his face full of excitement.
"yes, yes." Yan Ruyu was also overjoyed, looked at Lin Xiaohua with envy on her face and said, "It's so romantic to fall in love with the gods." β
Not only can you fly in bed, but you can also fly in the sky.
And it can also fight in the air.
"You can too, I don't mind." Lin Xiaohua felt a little proud in her heart, and said so in her mouth.
Yan Ruyu gestured at her petite head, revealing a frightened expression: "I'd better forget it, I'll definitely be damaged by him." β
"Wow, Yan Ruyu is so dirty."
"That's it, you're usually the most serious, but I didn't expect it to be pretending, and finally revealing your true face."
A few people walked to the school in a row, they were in a boarding school and had to live in the school.
The underworld, dark and windy.
Zhong Kui held a sword at his waist and hips, holding a large folding fan in one hand and a wine gourd in the other, and came to the library crookedly, which was under the control of ghosts, and the life and death books of everyone in the world were placed here.
He promised Xu Luo to help find out if Partridge had been reincarnated, so he wanted to come here to borrow Partridge's life and death book from the ghost judge, which was the easiest way to investigate, but he had a bad relationship with the ghost judge.
So he has no bottom in his heart, but as a person with a good face, what he promised must be done!
Otherwise, how will I face Xu Luo next time.
"Master Zhong, why are you here?"
The two little ghosts at the door of the library suddenly changed their faces when they saw Zhong Kui coming, one of them stepped forward to greet him, and the other hurriedly ran in to report the ghost sentence.
"Get up, I'll find a ghost judge." Zhong Kui lifted the little ghost with a wave of the fan in his hand, raised his head and poured another sip of wine, and staggered into the library, taking steps like singing with a kind of regularity.
In the depths of the library, the ghost judge was dressed in black, holding a judge's pen and writing a book of life and death, and when he saw Zhong Kui coming in, he said in a strange manner: "Old man Zhong, what are you doing here, what, it's not enough to beat my little ghosts, and you can't come to beat the official." β
His little ghost went out to find other ghosts to collect fees according to his instructions, and was bumped into by Zhong Kui, who accepted his little ghost, which made the ghost judge very angry.
After all, it depends on the owner of the so-called dog beating.
If Xu Luo was here, he would definitely be able to recognize it at a glance, this ghost judgment was one of the ghost chagrins who partnered with him to engage in ghost business back then: Li Zhongliang.
With the cooperation with Xu Luo in those two years to smuggle the ghosts of the underworld to the yang world, he earned enough money and got in touch with the son of Cui Juan, one of the four major judges, and since then he and his accomplice Gao Chicheng have risen to prominence.
Now that Yijiazi has passed, he has been in charge of the book of life and death as a ghost judge, and Gao Chicheng has become a yin general stationed at the ghost gate, which can be said to be promoted faster than giving birth to a child.
"Ghost judgment, why are you so careful, then again, you are about to get into the eyes of money, and you actually let the little ghost collect the fees." Zhong Kui shook his head and sat down on the stool next to him, poured another sip of wine, and fell backwards, half-sitting and half-lying without any image.
"Humph!" The ghost judge lowered his head to write, and snorted coldly without raising his head: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have something, just talk about it, if you don't have it, get out of here, you know our relationship in your heart, you are not welcome in this." β
After the smuggling business with Xu Luo was cut off, he had no way to make money, otherwise would he need to make so much money?
"That's right, I want to look through the book of life and death to find out a person's information." Zhong Kui got straight to the point.
"Hahahaha." The ghost judge raised his head and laughed, pointed at Zhong Kui and said, "Old man Zhong, I really didn't expect you to ask for my head one day, don't allow it!" β
The little ghost was accepted by Zhong Kui, he suffered a dumb loss for this matter, after all, he broke the law first, and he couldn't sue Zhong Kui for the state, and now Zhong Kui has something to ask for his head, isn't this the opportunity for him to be angry?
"Ghost judge, you are accommodating." Zhong Kui clenched his fists at him and arched his hand: "I'll only check one person's." β
"Accommodating? Why haven't you been accommodating to my imps? The ghost judge sneered and said disdainfully, "Okay, let's go back the way we came." β
"Alas, let me explain to Xu Luo." Zhong Kui got up helplessly, spread out his sleeves, said a word in a joke, and then walked out crookedly.
"Wait!" Hearing the word "Xu Luo", the ghost judge shouted to him, and instantly appeared in front of him, staring at Zhong Kui with burning eyes and asking, "You said Xu Luo?" β
It was a name he would never forget in his life.
"That's right." Zhong Kui nodded confusedly, not understanding why the ghost judgment had such a big reaction.
The ghost judge hurriedly asked: "Old man Zhong, let me ask you, are you talking about Xu Luo in Caojia Town?" β
After he became a ghost judge, he also thought about looking for Xu Luo's traces by relying on the convenience of being in charge of the book of life and death, but he was stunned to find that there was no book of life and death for Xu Luo in the underworld.
There is only one possibility, that is, Xu Luo is an immortal in the sky, otherwise it would be impossible to have no record in the underworld, and only the immortal's life and death book would be destroyed.
And it has to be a god!
Now that he heard the name Xu Luo again, he was excited in his heart, after all, Xu Luo was his sworn brother, not to mention that Xu Luo was a god, so wouldn't he have one more backer on his head?
The status of the gods of the underworld is much lower than that of the gods of the heavenly court, and there are people in the heavens who have unlimited futures.
"Why, you know each other?" Zhong Kui looked at him in surprise, how could this Xu Luo know both the heavenly and the underground, but it was really evil.
The network is wider than that of himself, the judge of the prefecture.
"I know, I know too much." The ghost judge laughed, his attitude eased a lot, and he pretended to be displeased and blamed: "Why didn't you say it earlier when you were doing something for my brother Xu?" I'm looking for whom. β
Looking at the ghost judgment who suddenly changed his face, Zhong Kui's whole person was messy in the wind, Xu Luo's face was actually better than his own, how did this guy do it?
"Old man Zhong?" Seeing Zhong Kui standing in place stunned without saying a word, the ghost judge shouted at him again.
Zhong Kui came back to his senses and said, "I looked for the partridge aunt in Renjiazhen, and I worked as a bad guy after I died. β
"Wait a minute." As soon as the ghost judge's voice fell, he rose into the air, and his body was like a ghost...... No, he is a ghost, constantly shuttling back and forth on the ten-meter-high bookshelves: "I found it!" β
Then he flew to Zhong Kui with a book of life and death, opened it and read: "Aunt Partridge, in the last life, she was a native of Renjiazhen, a disciple of Maoshan, because she had saved enough Yin De and served as a yin errand in His Royal Highness King Yama after his death, he was dismissed and sent to reincarnation for a mistake in a job twenty-five years ago, and now his name is Ah Jiu, and he is a drama of the Hong Kong Island Taifu Opera Troupe, and he has a lifespan of 52 years. β
"Thanks, Ghost Judge, I'll go first." Zhong Kui wrote it down in his heart, and then he was ready to leave.
"Ahh The ghost judge stopped him again, and said with a smile: "Old man Zhong, please take me to see Brother Xu, I haven't seen him for a long time." β
"How did you meet?" Zhong Kui looked at the ghost judge suspiciously, full of curiosity and puzzlement.
The ghost judge laughed and said nothing, can you tell the that? You reported me backhanded, who am I looking to cry about.
"God is mysterious, if you don't say it, you won't say it." Zhong Kui waved his hand and said, "I can't find where he is, but he is coming to my sister's wedding on the fifteenth of this month, so you can come too." β
As he spoke, he took out an invitation card and handed it to the ghost judge.
Since then, the two have turned their rivalry into friendship.
"I'll come." Ghost Judge said after taking it.
"Gone." Zhong Kui waved his hand, picked up the gourd, poured a sip of wine, and staggered out.
The ghost judge hurriedly went to the ghost gate to see Gao Chicheng, and couldn't wait to tell the news to his good brother.
At the same time, in the world, Xu Luo returned to the ghost hunting store after a business trip, and the windfall God called Huang Fat Man and told him that everything was done.
Huang Fatzi thanked him on the phone.
Xu Luo came to the Lin family pharmacy opposite, and saw that there was already one more person at the counter, it was Qiang Zai.
"Uncle Xu, you're here." Ah Zhi, who was teaching Qiang Zai to recognize herbal medicine, suddenly had eyes lit up when he saw Xu Luo, ran out from behind the counter, looked at him playfully and said, "But my dad is not at home." β
She is wearing a white off-the-shoulder short-sleeved dress with a short black skirt today, and a pair of bead-white high heels on her feet, which is completely different from the previous style, a bit imitating the meaning of a Xuannu, but it is also very sexy.
No man can say no to black silk and high heels!
"He's not at home? Wouldn't that be better? Xu looked at Ah Zhi with an intriguing smile and said.
Ah Zhi understood his teasing, took a sip with a red face, looked back at Qiang Zai and Ah Bing, and then whispered, "Let's go talk first." β
"Hmm." Xu Luo followed her into the back room.
Behind him, Qiang Zai and Ah Bing glanced at each other, sighed at the same time, shook their heads, envious and jealous.
In the inner room, after Xu Luo sat down, Ah Zhi said positively: "Uncle Xu, I'll go make you tea." β
With that, she went to the kitchen.
"No need, looking at you, how can you still have the heart to drink tea, sit down and talk to me." Xu Luo grabbed her hand and pulled her to her lap.
He wants to drink milk tea.
Ah Zhi's face was blushing, he struggled in his arms, and said in a low voice: "Uncle Xu, you let go of me quickly, if you are seen, you will suffer." β
In the face of this kind of man who can fight, is generous, and handsome, she is really defenseless.
Especially Xia Youren had inexplicably said yesterday that he would break off with her in the future, so she would have no psychological burden to soak Xu Luo in turn.
"It's okay if no one sees it." Xu Luo wrapped his hands around her waist, leaned his head on her shoulders and said, "Mouse, I'm the one who likes Ah Zhi the most." β
"Uncle Xu, don't be like this." Although Ah Zhi was refusing in his mouth, his face was full of charm, and he was soon confused, and his mind was completely empty.
"Don't be here, go upstairs to my room......"
Xu Luo helped Ah Zhi out of the door and walked upstairs.
Qiang Zai and Ah Bing's eyes widened when they saw this scene, they looked at each other sadly and angrily, and smashed the medicine fiercely.
After about an hour, Uncle Nine came back from outside with his hands behind his back, and he seemed to be very happy.
Obviously, people are in good spirits when they are happy.
Ah Bing and Qiang Tsai looked at him sympathetically.
"Where's Azhi?" Uncle Nine asked casually.
Ah Bing and Qiang Zai tacitly pointed upstairs.
"This girl, what do you sleep in the daytime?" Uncle Nine shook his head and immediately walked upstairs.
Ah Bing and Qiang Zai showed excitement, hurriedly lost the things in their hands, and ran to the staircase to eavesdrop.
Uncle Nine came upstairs, and just as he wanted to knock on the door, the door opened by itself, and he and Xu Luo just looked at each other.
At this moment, the air froze.
"Brother Luo, what's wrong with you, won't you be reluctant, it's really not going to work now, my dad is coming back soon, otherwise I'll come to you again at night?"
Ah Zhi, who was barely covered by a quilt on the bed, saw Xu Luo standing at the door and suddenly motionless, so he said this delicately.
"Xu Luo! You bastard! I'm going to kill you today! Uncle Jiu's face turned red, his hair rushed to the crown with anger, and he roared at Xu Luo with his teeth and claws.
"Ahh Father! Ah Zhi, who was still full of charm just now, screamed in fright and got into the bed.
Xu Luo restrained Uncle Nine with his backhand: "Uncle Nine, listen to my explanation, it's that Ah Zhi and Tingting are too similar, I miss my deceased wife, and I can't help it, that's why it's like this." β
I was indeed at fault, and the mistake was to be too dedicated.
"Phew! Do you think I believe your nonsense? Back then, I slept with my apprentice while I wasn't at home, and now I'm sleeping with my daughter while I'm not at home, what kind of grudge do I Lin Fengjiao have with you! "Uncle Nine was really angry, and even said his own name that he was ashamed to see.
Xu Luo pressed Uncle Nine against the wall and pinched his hands with his backhand: "Uncle Nine, listen to me, I saw a person who looks very much like Aunt Partridge, maybe she was reincarnated, and I have asked my friends to investigate." β
How can you still be so impulsive at a young age?
"Really?" Uncle Nine was distracted in an instant, because Partridge had not seen him in the yang world since more than twenty years ago, and it was likely that he had really been reincarnated.
"Really." Xu Luo's tone was firm, and then he persuaded Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, why do you care about Ah Zhi so much?" You have to give your children a certain amount of personal space and freedom, now is not what it used to be, it is normal for men to love women. β
"To put it mildly, what if it's your daughter?"
"Uh...... So I don't have children. β
"Dad, I volunteered." Ah Zhi poked his little head out of the quilt and said weakly: "Besides, what age is it now, don't be too outdated." β
"It's not outdated, it's shame!" Uncle Nine glared at her fiercely, turned his head to look at Xu Luo and said, "Bastard, you still don't let me go!" β
"I'm sorry, Uncle Jiu, I'm mainly afraid that you will hurt yourself if you make a move on me, so I controlled you." Xu Luo smiled and let go of Uncle Nine.
Uncle Nine rubbed his wrists, pointed at Ah Zhi angrily and said, "I'm really too lazy to care about you!" β
Now that this is the case, what else can he do?
No, I can only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach.
"You, follow me." Uncle Nine glanced at Xu Luo coldly, dropped a sentence and walked out.
Xu Luo followed Uncle Nine downstairs, and just saw Qiang Tsai and Ah Bing eavesdropping at the staircase, Uncle Nine scolded angrily: "Why, you don't have to do anything." β
Qiang Zai and Ah Bing's necks shrank, and hurriedly rolled back to pound the medicine, feeling a lot of grievances, not us when they were cool, and they didn't hide when they were criticized.
"Have you ever seen Partridge?" After going downstairs, Uncle Nine looked at Xu Luo and asked again, because Aunt Partridge was his first wife, and he had always felt guilty, so his feelings for her were still very deep.
Xu Luo nodded: "Really, I have asked Judge Zhong Kui to help me inquire in the underworld, and there will be news on the fifteenth of this month, and I will inform you again." β
"What are you going to do about Azhi?"
"Uncle Jiu, don't worry, she is still young, just impulsive, I will not worry about the younger generation as an uncle, I will not let her be responsible." After Xu Luo finished speaking, he left without looking back.
Uncle Nine was stunned for a while, and then he reacted, scolded and chased out, but found that Xu Luo was gone, and he came to the ghost hunting store opposite, but he didn't find Xu Luo.
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Of course, Xu Luo would not be stupid enough to stay in the store and be blocked by Uncle Jiu, he was strolling down an unknown street at this time, surrounded by snacks.
"A bowl of mixed noodles." Xu Luo walked to a stall and looked at the female boss with buckteeth and said.
The female boss with messy short hair, oily face, and a floral shirt with quick hands and feet, quickly made a bowl of choppy noodles, and casually threw it on the table in front of Xu Luo and said, "Please use it slowly." β
"Bring me a bowl of chop noodles too." Xu Luo had just sat down when a young man wearing sunglasses and a purple T-shirt sat down across from him.
Xu Luo glanced up at him, and suddenly a mouthful of noodle soup squirted out: ", Zhou Xingxing!" β
Suddenly seeing this face, he couldn't hold back.
"This brother, don't think that you can spray me with saliva if you look so handsome a little bit more than me." The young man who looked like Zhou Xingxing calmly wiped the noodle soup off his face: "Also, my name is Stephen Zhou." β
"Sorry, I recognized the wrong person." Xu Luo said apologetically, Stephen Zhou, I don't know which movie this is a character again, and he doesn't care too much.
"It's okay, if you're willing to treat me to this bowl of noodles, I'll forgive you." Stephen Zhou smiled and put his sunglasses back on his face.
In the same way, the female boss rudely threw a bowl of choppy noodles in front of Stephen Zhou.
Xu Luo nodded and smiled, "No problem." β
Stephen Zhou stopped talking, took a sip of the noodle soup first, and then frowned: "There is no clear water on the surface of the alkaline water, so this bowl of soup still has the taste of alkaline water." β
After speaking, he picked out a fish ball, and his brows furrowed even deeper: "Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but in order to cover it up, you specially added curry juice and wanted to make it into curry fish balls, but you were too naΓ―ve to do this, because you didn't cook it for enough time......"
"Big brother, it's only 23 yuan 5, what else do you want to eat? Do you eat a full Chinese banquet? The female boss, who had been ignoring him, couldn't help it, slammed the knife into the cutting board, and glared at him angrily.
Stephen Zhou shrugged his shoulders, picked up a piece of the large intestine and said: "I can tolerate the rest, but the most excessive is the large intestine, which is not cleaned, and there is!" β
As soon as Xu Luo heard this, he hurriedly looked for it in his bowl, fortunately he washed it, raised his head and began to say cool words: "Brother Zhou, this is what you don't understand, fat sausage has to be stuffed to be authentic, what does this mean, it means that she uses real fat sausage!" β
"Then I'll give you this piece." As he spoke, Stephen Zhou put the fat intestines on the chopsticks into Xu Luo's bowl.
"Eh, no thanks." Xu Luo blocked his bowl and said with a smile: "A gentleman doesn't take advantage of others." β
At this moment, a hand reached over and directly grabbed the stuffed fat sausage and threw it into his mouth, while saying, "Who stipulates that stuffed ones can't be eaten?" β
Xu Luo turned his head to look at the warrior, only to see that he was wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses on his face like Stephen Zhou, a black trench coat, and a pot of lilies in his arms.
"You ......" Xu Luo's gaze shifted back and forth between him and Stephen, because they both looked the same.
Stephen Zhou said: "My Golyon, he has had a brain problem since he was a child, you don't have to pay attention to him. β
As soon as I heard this, I knew that I was a brother.
Because a stranger would be beaten to death if he spoke like that.
"Nope! It's you who have a problem with your brain, not me, it's the world that's not normal, it's me who is normal. Leon sat down, put down the lilies, and said to the landlady, "Mixed noodles, with filling." β
The corners of Xu Luo's mouth twitched, and Stephen Zhou gave him a look: Look, I'm right.
"Now, eat it while it's hot." The bucktooth landlady threw a bowl of choppy noodles in front of Leon.
"Brother Leon, why are you holding a pot of lilies?" Xu Luo asked curiously, because the center of the pot of flowers was facing him, which made him feel weird, but it was obviously just an ordinary flower.
Stephen Zhou sneered: "It is said that he has a brain problem, and it is normal for neuropathy to do whatever he does, what's so strange about holding a potted flower." β
He has a lot of opinions about his eldest brother, after all, as a famous god of food, it is really embarrassing to have such a neurotic brother, okay?
Oh, I almost forgot that I wasn't the god of food anymore, Stephen Zhou looked down and laughed at himself.
Leon lowered his head to cook, not caring that there might be stuffing in the large intestine, and replied without raising his head: "Her name is Lily, she is my partner, she helps me catch ghosts, and she points to ghosts wherever there are ghosts." β
"So, this flower is a treasure?" Seeing that the heart of the flower that the lily pointed at him kept trembling, Xu Luo was sure that Leon was right, this flower could indeed refer to ghosts.
Although he is not a ghost, he is not a human either.
Leon raised his head and smiled: "No, it's just an ordinary pot of lilies, I just bought it at a discount at the florist yesterday, and each of my pots of flowers is called Lily." β
Xu Luo felt that this person was a bit evil, and every ordinary flower in his hand would have this effect?
Leon found that the flowers of the lilies were constantly trembling, he looked in the direction of the center of the flower, his eyes fell on Xu Luo, and his face changed instantly.
At this moment, the lily spontaneously combusted without fire, and in the blink of an eye, it burned into a pile of ashes, which was blown away by a night wind.
Xu Luo smiled at Leon and said, "Your flowers seem to be overly enthusiastic about me, and your enthusiasm is like fire." β
(End of chapter)