After the ghost gate, it is another world.

As far as the eye can see, high-rise buildings are rising from the ground, cars are coming and going on the streets, planes are flying in the sky from time to time, and advertisements are placed on the big screens of the buildings.

There are ghosts on the street with big brother calls.

There is a patrol of shadows, but they are still wearing the kind of official clothes of ancient times, which looks very disobedient.

What is in the yang world, there are all in the underworld, and it seems that the heavenly court and the earthly mansion are all advancing with the times like the human world.

Passing through the high-rise city, you will come to a complex of quaint buildings, which is where the Hades Hall is located, and the Hades Hall is surrounded by the residences of various officials.

It's the political center of the prefecture.

It seems that the courtyard is not only valuable in the yang world, but also a symbol of wealth and status in the underworld.

Zhong Mansion, full of lights, jubilant, guests in an endless stream, ghosts come and go, after all, Zhong Kui is also one of the four judges, his sister is married for the nineteenth time, and there must be no one to give gifts.

"Damn, Zhong Kui is hitting the street, his sister is not ugly, she has been married 18 times and has not been married, and today is the 19th time, I wonder if he has deliberately dragged on repeatedly to hold banquets to collect money for thousands of years!"

"Yes, I've sent it for the fourteenth time, and the money for his entourage is enough to buy a car, and I haven't held a banquet yet, and I haven't returned a penny."

"You're stupid, learn from me, ask your brother-in-law to borrow your father-in-law and mother-in-law for a birthday, this can not be much to return some blood, who can bear it?"

"Yes, no, I don't have a father-in-law."

"My father-in-law will lend it to you for his next birthday."

"Good brother! We'll split that money equally. ”

Mixed in the crowd of people who went to the banquet, listening to these scolding and scolding discussions, the corners of Xu Luo's mouth twitched, and he also suspected that Zhong Kui deliberately wanted to get rich by holding a banquet many times.

Otherwise, how can you marry eighteen times and not get married?

This is a real thousand-year-old virgin.

"Everyone, please inside, please inside, be like your own home, don't be polite." Zhong Kui was wearing a red official robe to greet guests at the door, and his eyes lit up when he saw Xu Luo and the others, and he quickly stepped forward and bowed and said: "The Xuannu and the God of Wealth can come to participate in the wedding banquet of my sister's marriage in their busy schedules, which really makes my Zhongfu flourish. ”

That's the heaviest guest of the day.

Because Hades only sent a secretary.

"Who is the bridegroom?" Xu Luo asked while taking out three red envelopes and handing them to the person in charge of bookkeeping.

As the boss, the money of the Xuannu and the God of Wealth should naturally be followed, and there are not many, two hundred and five per person.

Thousands of miles to send banknotes, the courtesy is light and affectionate.

Zhong Kui stroked his beard and said with a smile: "An ordinary family, I don't pay attention to people's background, and I don't have the low-level idea of disliking the poor and loving the rich, the main thing is that if my sister can't marry again, she will never be reincarnated." ”

As long as the other party is a male, it's fine.

"Congratulations." Xu Luo arched his hand.

"Rejoice and rejoice." Zhong Kui replied, and then remembered one thing: "By the way, what you asked me to check has already been checked, and the singing Ah Jiu is the reincarnation of Aunt Partridge, and she made a mistake and was dismissed from her position back then." ”

"Thank you." Xu Luo clenched his fists again, and when he finished eating, he could tell Uncle Nine the good news.

Let him also live as a husband and wife, so as not to stare at Ah Zhi all day long, and he can't go to loosen the soil if he wants to.

After a few words of greeting, Xu Luo and the three of them entered the courtyard and sat down, and many prefectural officials got up to greet the three of them, although they didn't know who Xu Luo was, but it was enough to know the Xuannu and the God of Windfall.

"I'm waiting to greet the immortals!"

Since Xu Luo can walk in front of the two, can his identity be simple? It's right to call a Shangxian accurate.

"Big brother!" With a call full of affection, Li Zhongliang, a ghost judge in a black official robe, stumbled in front of Xu Luo, and hugged him with tears in his eyes: "Big brother! Miss me! ”

From the moment he saw Xu Luo followed by the God of Windfall and the Xuannu, he secretly made up his mind that he must hug his thighs as a big brother, a big brother, all his life.

Seeing this scene, everyone present looked at each other, and the ghost judge still had such a hard relationship, no wonder he was promoted from a yin to a judge in just a few decades.

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that there was someone on it.

This is the result that Li Zhongliang wants, telling everyone that he has a relationship above, naturally no one dares to mess with him, and he will be given priority if he has the opportunity to be promoted.

"Third brother!" Xu Luo hugged him and patted him on the back, and said, "Long time no see, today our brother is not drunk and will not return, we must have a good drink!" ”

"Big brother, please take a seat!"

"Third brother, please too."

After some politeness, the two sat down hand in hand, and at the same time, the melodious and festive sound of silk and bamboo wind music sounded.

"Why don't you see the musicians?" Xu Luo looked left and right, thinking that he could see the dancers performing.

The Ghost Judge stretched out his finger and pointed to it.

Xu Luo looked up, good guy, there is a stereo in the attic, and the music is played on the stereo.

This Nima Zhong Kui is really detained.

It is more deductible than a young woman who has been divorced for many years.

After the guests were almost here, Zhong Kui walked to the middle with a smile and hugged his fists and said: "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to participate in the happy event of my Zhong family. ”

After speaking, he looked at the housekeeper: "It's almost time for people to come, notify the kitchen, and start cooking." ”

"Yes, sir." The steward took the order and departed.

Soon one dish after another began to be served, Xu Luo took a look at his table, ten people at a table, six of them were old men, yes, very good, old men generally only drink wine and don't eat vegetables, so they don't have to be afraid of grabbing it.

Halfway through the meal, the sedan chair arrived, Zhong Kui walked out of the house with his sister, except for Xu Luo, who turned his head to look, everyone was immersed in cooking, because they had seen it more than a dozen times.

I saw the bride with a white veil on her head, a fair and delicate face looming, wearing a white cross-collared dress, a heavy conscience was about to come out, her figure was graceful, and her appearance shocked Xu Luo, and she seriously doubted whether Zhong Kui's neighbor was surnamed Wang when he was a child.

Because the appearance of these two siblings can't be said to be alike at all, it can only be said that they are unrelated.

At this moment, Zhong Mei felt something, turned her head to look at Xu Luo, and then couldn't move.

Wang Ba looked at the mung beans and saw the right eye.

After all, Zhong Mei is a nymphomaniac, in the original plot, she met Li Shimin on the way to get married, and she said that he would not marry, Xu Luo was much more handsome than Li Shimin, who was a duck, and had more temperament.

This Li Shimin is not the Tang Emperor, he is a duck boy in the world, specializing in fishing for rich women.

Well, Li Shimin was hacked the worst.

"Sister, what's wrong with you, let's go, don't miss the auspicious time." Zhong Kui urged.

Zhong Mei took off her veil directly: "Brother, I have changed my mind, I won't get married, you go and get out of the marriage." ”

After the words fell, he turned around and ran into the house.

"Huh! Mei! Mei! Zhong Kui hurriedly and anxiously chased after him, because if he couldn't marry again this time, he really couldn't be reincarnated.

This sudden change made all the guests in the audience silent for a while, and then someone yelled angrily: "Zhong Kui is too much!" Is he going to hold the twentieth wedding banquet next time! ”

"Yes! It's too much! It's shameless! ”

"He has the most seats in the entire underworld, and this time he won't even act, it's so hateful!"

"I won't be here next time! Absolute! ”

"! Cut us like leeks? ”

With the first person who was furious, everyone's emotions were mobilized, after all, Zhong Kui collected how much money he received by marrying his sister, and he did it every fifty years, which was to use them as an ATM.

Everyone brushed their sleeves away one after another, and in the blink of an eye, the originally overcrowded courtyard became deserted.

There are only Xu Luo, Xuannu, the ghost judge, and the windfall God left, which shows that Zhong Kui is guilty of public anger.

"Just right, we can eat more." Xu Luo turned his head to look at the God of Windfall: "Go, bring the big dishes on the other tables, it's cheap for us." ”

"Boss Wise!" The god of windfall was also overjoyed when he heard this, and the good meal became a buffet.

Who is upset about this?

At the same time, in Zhong Mei's boudoir, Zhong Kui was so anxious: "My aunt, what are you doing, do you know, if you can't marry again, you can only live forever as a ghost!" ”

"If you are a ghost, you will be a ghost, and I won't marry anyway." Zhong Mei twisted her body to the side, and the corners of her mouth hooked up with a smile and said, "Unless you marry that person." ”

"Who?" Zhong Kui's spirits perked up, it turned out that he didn't want to get married, but he had a heart.

No matter who it is, as long as you are willing to marry.

Zhong Mei's little feet in embroidered shoes swayed, and a touch of shyness appeared on her face: "It's the one wearing a white robe at the first table just now, the most handsome one." ”

"Xu Luo?" Zhong Kui blurted out, and then waved his hand again and again: "No, no, this can't work." ”

He knows Xu Luo's virtue very well, he slept with his apprentice back then, and now he sleeps with his sister, how can there be such a good thing, no one can be cheap Xu Luo.

"I don't care, I don't care, otherwise I won't get married." Zhong Mei splashed and rolled on the bed.

"Okay! I'll go tell him! Looking at his sister's attitude, Zhong Kui patted his forehead helplessly.

Zhong Mei immediately sat up, looked up with a smile on her face and said, "Hehe, thank you, brother." ”

Since you have to be slept with by a man to be reincarnated anyway, why not choose a handsome one?

"Ugh." Zhong Kui sighed and turned to leave.

After he came out, he looked at the deserted courtyard and was stunned for a moment: "Did they eat so quickly?" ”

His emotional intelligence is basically zero, and he obviously doesn't know how hated his repeated hosting behavior is.

"yes, they're all too polite." Xu Luo nodded, clutching a big elbow in his hand.

Zhong Kui looked at Xu Luo and stopped talking, and then stomped his feet and said, "Come with me." ”

"What's the matter?" Xu Luo was stunned, put down the elbow in his hand, got up and walked to the side with Zhong Kui.

Zhong Kui sighed: "My sister is already married for the nineteenth time, if she can't marry again, she can't be reincarnated, she has a crush on you, I want you to do a favor, worship heaven and earth with her, cave house, of course you don't have to be responsible, she should be reincarnated afterwards." ”

As an anxious and lustful person, Xu Luo never couldn't bear to refuse other people's requests, and patted his chest and said: "I'm not such a casual person, but since you spoke, I'll help you with this favor, don't try to stop me when the king of heaven comes!" ”

I didn't expect to encounter such a good thing after eating a table.

It's great that you don't have to be responsible for it.

"Follow me." Zhong Kui glanced at him, shook his head and sighed, lowered his head and walked towards the inner courtyard.

The god of windfall asked, "Boss, where are you going?" ”

"Exorcism, Guardian!" Xu Luo didn't look back.

Zhong Kui asked Xu Luo to wait in the main hall, and then went into the house and brought Zhong Mei out to marry him.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Second worship high hall!"

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

"Send to the cave!"

In the cave room, Xu Luo and Zhong Mei sat on the bed side by side.

"Lady." Xu Luo shouted softly.

Zhong Mei lowered her head and asked, "Xianggong, do you think I'm too casual and think I'm a bad woman." ”

"I just like a bad woman like you." Xu Luo hugged her into his arms and reached out to take away her white hijab: "Women are not bad, men are not loved, the time is not early, the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold." ”

The more casual the better, the easier it is to get started.

The two hugged each other and kissed, and collapsed on the bed.

At the same time, in the northeast corner of the city, a young man in a wedding dress is still looking forward to the bride's sedan chair.

An hour later, the house ended with a song.

"Xianggong, I don't want to be reincarnated, I want to stay with you for a long time." Zhong Mei's long hair was scattered, and she leaned on Xu Luo's arms with silky eyes and said delicately.

"No way!" Xu Luo blurted out, and then said with a gentle face: "I mean, people and ghosts have different paths, and they won't last long after all, so you still have to hurry up and reincarnate, and when you become people, we can stay together for a long time and live together openly." ”

He hates the woman who wants to make him responsible the most, everyone takes what they need, and they scatter, isn't it beautiful?

"Well, then I'll listen to you." Zhong Mei nodded obediently, and said with a red face: "Before it's time to reincarnate, let's do it again." ”

It turned out that this kind of thing was so comfortable, and it was the first time she had tasted this in a thousand years of life.

"Okay." Xu Luo readily agreed, as long as you don't think about making me responsible, then you can come back a few more times.

After finishing the matter, Xu Luo dressed up and went out.

"How?" Zhong Kui hurriedly greeted him.

Xu Luo thought for a while and commented, "Very good." ”

Zhong Kui: "............"

…………………

stayed in the underworld for two days, contacted Gao Chicheng and Li Zhongliang for a while, and after sending Zhong Mei to reincarnate by the way, Xu Luo set off to return to the yang world.

This trip to the underworld can be described as too satisfying.

What he was happiest about was helping Zhong Kui.

No way, he's just a warm-hearted person.

And with the calmness of the sage's time, he meditated and thought of a way to deal with Guanyin.

He must watch the yin!

"Master, you're back." Seeing Xu Luo and the three of them coming in from outside, the lamp god hurriedly got up to greet them.

Xu Luo walked over and sat down, and asked casually, "Have you come to ask me to catch ghosts recently?" ”

Now that you're done relaxing, it's time to get down to business.

"Master, help! Help, Master! As soon as Xu Luo's words fell, a thin person, with a slightly dangerous hairline, and an obscene-looking person ran in and fell directly to the ground, hugged Xu Luo's leg and cried: "Master, you have to save me!" ”

"Stand up." Xu Luo lifted him up and felt that this person was a little familiar: "What do you call it?" ”

He guesses it's a character in a movie again.

"The master can call me Dao Youming." Dao Youming wiped his tears and began to complain: "Master, you must save me, I have been unlucky in the past few days, I was stabbed several times by two ghosts, I was shot, and I was electrocuted once, it can really be said that life is better than death!" ”

These two days have endured all the hardships of his life.

"If you brag and don't make drafts, you'll be okay like this?" The windfall questioned this.

You think you're me?

"Look." Dao Youming lifted his clothes, and his body was full of wounds, but he was miraculously not dead.

You can even dance around.

The god of windfall was shocked: "I, there are still people with such tenacious vitality in this world!" ”

Sure enough, there are no wonders in the world.

"Master, please take action and catch those two ghosts in our mansion, otherwise I won't dare to go home." Dao Youming said, and then knelt down with a puff.

Xu Luo raised his hand to hold him up, and said righteously: "Destroying demons and defending the Dao is the duty of my righteous people, take me now." ”

"Now? Not now. Dao Youming shook his head again and again, and further explained: "Those two ghosts are not at home now, and they will not come until the first seven soul nights." ”

"Then you leave an address and time, and I'll come by myself on the first seven days." Xu Luo pondered for a moment and said.

"Okay, master, then you must come then, it will be the first seven in two days, in the seventh building of Yuhuan Garden." The address and time on the Daoyou Ming Bao reluctantly went backwards, and as soon as he went out, he was hit by a car and flew out.

Seeing this, Xu Luo and the three of them all shook their spirits.

Dao Youming crawled to the door with a bloody face, and said with a sad face: "Master, do you see, I've been like this for the past few days, since I saw the hell, I've been so unlucky that I even get stuck in my throat when I drink cold water, poof-"

As soon as the words fell, another thick mouthful of blood spurted out, and then stood up and staggered away.

Xu Luo and the others were shocked.

Two days later, at noon, on the lawn outside the Yuhuan Garden Community, Leon, wearing a baseball cap, small sunglasses, and a black windbreaker, was giving the security team a special training to catch ghosts to deal with the first seven souls of the Li couple.

"As long as you are bold and the female ghost is on maternity leave, she will not be afraid of ghosts." Leon held a lit detonator in his hand, and his face was calm: "Just like you are afraid of the bomb in my hand now, why are you afraid, because you think it can kill people." ”

"Nonsense! Everyone knows it! Lu Xiong, the captain of the security team, said as he hid behind his teammates.

The others were also trembling with fear.

"But I'm not afraid, because I don't believe that it can kill me at all, as long as I firmly believe in one thing, then this thing will come true, I don't believe you are optimistic." Leon shook the detonator, then put it directly into his mouth and held it, smiling.

"Ahh

Seeing this, everyone was shocked.

With a bang, the detonator exploded.

Leon was blown up with buckteeth, but he was still light, and said in a lakelike voice: "I just said that I can't kill me, it's your turn next." ”

He took out a large bomb from his trench coat and lit it and threw it over: "Have you played drumming and passing flowers?" ”

He seemed to have everything in his trench coat.

"Ahh A group of people screamed and kept handing the bomb with the fuse in their hand to another person.

Finally, when the bomb was about to explode, it fell into Captain Lu's hand, and Captain Lu hurriedly threw it into the distance.

"Captain Lu! Captain Lou! ”

Dao Youming ran over with excitement on his face, and just saw something falling from the sky, he subconsciously reached out to catch it, and then he flew into the sky with a bang.

flew for a while and fell again, just falling at Xu Luo's feet, covered in pitch black and covered with blood.

"Trouble...... Get me an ambulance. ”

Xu Luo: "............"

Grass, isn't this dead?

Xu Luo casually helped him heal his injuries.

"Master, you are really a living immortal!" Dao Youming got up and became lively again.

"Yes, living immortals!" When Captain Lu and the others saw this scene, they all abandoned Leon and ran to Xu Luo.

Dao Youming introduced with a proud face: "This is Master Xu, who has become famous on Hong Kong Island recently, and with him on the horse, it will be absolutely calm tonight!" ”

"It turned out to be the famous Master Xu."

"I knew we should have gone to you, why waste time with that dead neurosis."

"yes, yes, what kind of special training, the ghost hasn't come yet, we're all going to be played to death by him."

"Hey, neuropathy is neurosis, why do you have to add a dead word?" Leon strode over with the flower in his arms, and Xu Luo's behavior of saving Dao Youming made him change his attention when he originally wanted to escape.

He grinned at Xu Luo with his buckteeth open, and stretched out a hand: "What a coincidence, we met again." ”

"yes, we're free to pee together." Xu Luo shook hands with him, this guy was very interested in him.

He was going to take Leon to the goddess and the god of windfall to see if he could see what was going on.

Being able to take out a stool from his body at any time, a pot of ordinary flowers can be enchanted in his hand, it is simply against the sky, Stephen Zhou is the reincarnation of the kitchen god, as his twin brother, shouldn't he also be a fairy?

Leon asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Catch ghosts." Xu Luo replied in a shocked voice.

Leon smiled: "What a coincidence, so am I." ”

"Together?" Xu Luo raised his eyebrows.

Leon leaned back: "Okay! ”

The two of them asked and answered like old friends for many years, and they directly left the others aside as if no one was around.

"What do you use to catch ghosts?" Xu Luo said curiously.

Lyon magically took out a suitcase from his bosom and opened it with his head down, the box was filled with plastic wrap and chocolate beans.

"Can these catch ghosts?" The corners of Xu Luo's mouth twitched.

He thought it was some kind of magic weapon disguised as ordinary goods, but he was sure that it was all ordinary goods on the market.

Leon replied casually: "I think it can do it, you have to be a little imaginative, besides, how do you know if you can't if you don't try?" ”

He folded the box and held it in his hand.

Xu Luo raised his eyebrows, does this guy think that something should happen, then this thing will really happen?

Legendary ...... My power to think?

He was intrigued, and tonight he wanted to see how Leon used plastic wrap to catch ghosts.