Leon looked at Xu Luo and was silent for a moment, then he also slapped his thigh and looked up and laughed: "Yes, yes, Lily has never been so enthusiastic about people, I don't even suspect that you are not human, are you?" ”

"What do you say?" The smile on Xu Luo's face remained unchanged, and he ate the noodles slowly and methodically, elegantly.

The smile on Leon's face gradually retracted, and he got up without hesitation and said, "It's time for the mental hospital to open at this time, I'll go first, see you later." ”

After saying that, he turned around and left without looking back.

"Hey! No way! Your brother is penniless now, and I don't have a place to sleep, so you can just go? Stephen Chow got up and stopped Leon.

He asked Leon to come here to meet him just to ask him to borrow some money, how could Leon just leave.

Leon pushed him away without hesitation: "Don't get in the way, hit the street, we're just a mother, we don't know each other, stop me and I'll beat you again." ”

Damn, he claims to be not afraid of anything, but now he's panicking, because he's never met a goblin that can make Lily spontaneously combust, and he can't handle this.

So it's important to run.

was pushed by Leon, Stephen Zhou fell to the ground, hugged his legs, and began to touch porcelain with a flamboyant expression: "Oops! Oh my head! My head was broken, I can't get up without five hundred yuan, for the sake of my brother, I can barely give you a discount, three hundred, if you don't give money, you don't want to leave today! ”

"Blackmail me?" Leon casually took out a folding stool from his trench coat and beat Stephen Chow violently: "Let go of me!" Let go of me! Loosen up! ”

Lao Tzu is in a hurry to run for his life!

For a while, blood was splashed everywhere, and the scene was miserable.

Xu Luo was dumbfounded, where could Leon hide such a folding stool? Also, this is a brother, this is a father killer!

Or is it kissing or scolding, or is it love?

"Hey, it's almost done." Xu Luo was afraid that he would beat Stephen Zhou to death, so he got up and stepped forward to persuade him.

Leon shook his spirit, threw the folding pedal in his hand, and said, "I'll give you a face, that's it, I'll ask you to pee another day, bye." ”

As he spoke, he laughed as he raised his leg and kicked Stephen Zhou away, waving his hand crookedly and walking backwards, almost falling on his foot.

After pulling a certain distance, he immediately turned around and strode up, and the smoke disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Am I that scary?" Xu Luo shook his head, stepped forward and bent down to help Stephen Zhou, whose face was covered with blood on the ground: "Stephen, are you okay?" ”

"Small." Stephen wiped the blood from his face lightly, looking unconcerned.

Xu Luo said: "But you shed a lot of blood. ”

"I have to shed a few buckets of blood every month, and it's uncomfortable if I don't bleed." Stephen was talking serious nonsense on Monday, plugging his nostrils with his hand and saying, "If he hadn't run fast just now, I would have beaten him out of the in minutes, believe it or not." ”

These two people are really brothers, friends and brothers.

"I believe it." Xu Luo nodded, anything that happened to Zhou Xingxing was possible.

"Don't you, do you?" Stephen looked at Xu Luo with an exaggerated face, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Please help me call an ambulance, thank you." ”

After saying that, he lay back and fell to the ground.

He's straight all his life!

"You just called him Stephen?" The bucktooth proprietress came to Xu Luo and asked at some point.

Xu Luo nodded: "Yes, his name is Stephen Zhou, is there any problem with this?" ”

"Stephen Chow!" The bucktoothed lady showed excitement on her face, bent down to look at Stephen Zhou's face, her eyes became brighter and brighter, and she muttered: "God of Food, it's really you, God of Food." ”

She has always worshipped the god of food, and later Stephen Zhou was exposed to be imprisoned for not knowing how to cook at all and selling inferior beef, and everyone spit on him, but she worshiped him as always.

I didn't expect her to see a real person today!

She's so excited!

"God of Food?" Xu Luo raised his eyebrows, if the name Stephen Zhou was nothing, then with the prefix of God of Food, his memory was instantly awakened.

Dead childhood suddenly began to attack him.

As the memories of his childhood emerged, even the face of the bucktoothed female boss in front of him became familiar.

"God of Food" tells the story of Stephen Zhou, the owner of a restaurant group in the Tang Dynasty, who is a well-known god of food in the food industry, but he is arrogant, profit-oriented, and does not know how to cook at all, relying on packaging to enhance his fame, and then selling all kinds of food to make money.

But because he was too blind to anyone, he offended many people, and was framed by his assistant Tang Niu in collusion with the owner of the Great Happy Restaurant, and he was ruined overnight and had nothing. After being released from prison, he went to the streets and met his eldest sister Big Turkey, who had long been in love with him, and here he used his mind to create "Peeing Cow Balls" that became popular all over Hong Kong, and once again became a halo. After that, he decided to participate in the God of Food Contest to regain his name as the God of Food, so he accidentally went to the kitchen of the Shaolin Temple to learn cooking skills before returning to Hong Kong to participate in the competition.

The key point of this movie is that Stephen Zhou is really the reincarnation of the god of food in the heavenly court, and at the end of the movie, Guanyin Bodhisattva also appeared to the earth......

Xu Luo's mind suddenly turned, he couldn't go up to Heaven for the time being, so he didn't want to let go of every mortal immortal, if he could leave Guanyin and the God of Food in the world, wouldn't he have two more blood slaves?

And that's Guanyin, sucking her is worth ten mouthfuls of the God of Windfall, of course, it would be even better to let Guanyin suck herself, Guanyin in the God of Food movie is very beautiful, but the shot is more ruthless.

And there is another point, if Guanyin goes to see Xuannu by the way when he goes down to earth, then won't he and the god of windfall fake holy decrees be abducted?

After all, according to Xuannu, she has a good relationship with Guanyin, and Guanyin should go down to see her.

So this matter has to be considered in the long run.

"Hey, handsome guy, you just leave him to me to take care of." The turkey lifted Stephen Chow and said.

Xu Luo came back to his senses and nodded: "I can see that you like it very much, so I'll give you a chance, then you take care of him, I still have something to do, go first." ”

As soon as he had finished speaking, he turned and left.

Let Stephen Zhou continue to stay with the turkey according to the plot of the movie, so as not to affect the subsequent development, and finally return to the position of the god of food, once he becomes the god of food, it is time to eat him himself.

The god of food, the god of food, is the god of being eaten.

"What an empathetic man." The turkey looked at Xu Luo's back in a daze, then shook his head and sighed, looked down at Stephen Zhou in his arms, and said, "It's a pity that I already have a heart." ”

Then she suddenly shook, and then she reacted: "Damn! That rush to the street! ”

"Damn, it scared the hell out of me." On the other side, Leon took off his baseball cap, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then put the baseball cap back on.

From a young age, he was very bold and imaginative, and this was the first time he felt frightened.

The reason for his audacity is because he thinks he can handle everything, but he really can't do it.

Passing by a flower shop, he went in and bought another pot of lilies to hold on, and went straight to Chongguang Mental Hospital.

The outside world is too dangerous.

It's better to go back and calm down before coming out of the waves.

The point is that the psychiatric hospital is really going to open.

If you don't go back, you'll miss your meal.

………………

Two days later, the residents of Connaught Street were woken up early in the morning by the sound of gongs and drums.

The crowd cursed and leaned out of the window to look out.

I saw a black Rolls-Royce driving slowly on the street, with bands beating gongs and drums in front of and around, and lion dances in the front.

Eventually, the team stopped in front of the Ghost Hunt Shop.

Xu Luo also walked out at this time.

The Rolls-Royce car door opened, and the fat yellow man came down with a smile on his face, walked quickly to Xu Luo, held his hand and said, "Master Xu, thank you so much, I have sent employees to the island last night to try, and everything is really safe!" ”

Staff: Listen to me and thank you......

"I'm a professional in catching ghosts, and I've already received the honorarium, so you don't have to be so polite." Xu Luo said with a blank expression.

"It's different, it's different, if it weren't for you, Master Xu, I would have spent so much money to prepare for the resort." Huang Fatzi let go of Xu Luo's hand, took a pennant from the hand of the secretary next to him, unfolded it and handed it to Xu Luo: "Please Master Xu accept it." ”

The pennant is written: four words of ghost hunting master.

"Little Nine." Xu Luo shouted, and the Xuannu in a white suit and black stockings behind him stepped forward to take the pennant.

Huang Fatzi took out a well-made card and handed it to Xu Luo: "Master Xu, this is our resort's lifelong VIP card, exclusive to you, when the resort is completed, all your consumption on the island with this card will be free in the future, please be able to accept it." ”

"Since Boss Huang has good intentions, then I won't shirk." Xu Luo accepted the VIP card.

And the residents of Connaught Street have exploded.

"He's really good at catching ghosts!"

"What the newspapers say is true! Could it be that he caught zombies as well? Not hype? ”

"That fat man is the chairman of the Huang Group, how could he accompany Xu Luo to act, so I am sure this is true, we have a real master on Kangle Street!"

After Xu Luo's arrest of zombies was published, it caused a lot of repercussions, some people were convinced that he was a master, while others felt that it was hype.

So now Huang Fatzi personally came to the door to send the pennant to Xu Luo to express his gratitude, which undoubtedly further confirmed that he had real skills and helped him do a wave of publicity.

By the way, Huang Fatzi also helped himself to make a wave of publicity for the resort that he had not yet started to build, which could not attract business, and could also stimulate the group's stock price a little.

After the fat man left, Xu Luo asked the Xuannu to hang the pennant on the wall on the right side of the door, and then walked into the Lin family pharmacy opposite with his hands behind his back: "Uncle Nine is early." ”

"It's a fantasy that a zombie has become a master ghost hunter." Uncle Nine said angrily.

He wanted to ask, is this a dog-eat-dog?

"Human prejudice is like a mountain." Xu Luo was also yin and yang, looked at Uncle Jiu, and saw that he was wearing a new jacket rarely: "Wow, dress up so beautifully, Uncle Jiu, is there any happy event?" ”

"My Taoist temple is done." Uncle Jiu's face showed a bit of joy, it was much more difficult to open a Taoist temple in a place where every inch of land was expensive on Hong Kong Island than in the mainland, and the pharmacy business was sluggish, so he had saved up for many years to save enough money.

Xu Luo arched his hand and said: "Congratulations, congratulations, but Hong Kong Island has me, I'm afraid that Uncle Jiu, your Taoist temple will not be able to receive business, and you will soon lose all your money." ”

"There are so many ghosts on Hong Kong Island, can you catch them alone?" Listening to these unlucky words, Uncle Nine squinted at him and snorted coldly, turned around and walked inside.

Xu Luo went upstairs.

"What are you doing?" Uncle Nine stopped him.

Xu Luo turned around and replied: "That's the case, I'm afraid that Ah Zhi will kick the sleeping quilt and want to cover her." ”

"Get out!" Uncle Nine shouted with a dark face.

Do you want to cover her with a quilt?

You're trying to put yourself on her, right?

Xu Luo could only leave with regret, Xuannu had been a little tired of eating recently, so after thinking about it, he went to find Lin Xiaohua.

After all, you can't rush with your own crotch, right?

An international school that doesn't deserve a name.

Girls' dormitory.

Lin Xiaohua was only wearing underwear, sitting cross-legged on the bed absentmindedly, Xu Luo said that he would look for her, but he didn't come for two days, so she didn't think about tea and didn't want to eat.

Just want Xu Luo.

"Are you thinking about me?" Xu Luo suddenly appeared in her room, looked at her with a smile and asked.

"Xu Luo!" Lin Xiaohua was so happy that she jumped directly from the bed and hugged him, put her arms around his neck, and her legs around his waist, hanging on him tightly like a koala.

"Woohoo!" A black puppy barked at Xu Luo, because everyone had a separate room, so Lin Xiaohua kept a puppy as a companion.

Lin Xiaohua turned her head and scolded it: "Po Chai Pill shut up, don't scream, obediently go to sleep." ”

Hochai Maru drooped his tail and turned away.

"This dog is quite obedient." Seeing this, Xu Luo praised him, holding Lin Xiaohua's smooth waist with his hand.

"Of course, my Po Chai pill is the smartest." Lin Xiaohua smiled proudly, and suddenly remembered that she was only wearing underwear, and suddenly said with a blushing face: "Ah! You let me down, I'm going to get dressed, I'm ashamed, close my eyes. ”

"What to wear, it's not that I haven't seen it." Xu Luo laughed evilly, hugged her and kissed her directly.

Lin Xiaohua symbolically resisted twice and let Xu Luoshi do it, in the movie, she and Joseph fell in love and soon lost their lives, and now facing Xu Luo is naturally no exception, and the sense of safety is not strong.

After the clouds stopped raining, Lin Xiaohua leaned on Xu Luo's chest with a smile in her eyes and said: "At the end of the month, our school will hold a sports meeting, and I will also participate, do you want to come and see my competition, come to the scene to cheer me on." ”

It turns out that this kind of thing is so comfortable, or is it just because of Xu Luo, so it's comfortable?

"Wasn't the oil you just refueled enough? It's all about to overflow. Xu Luo said surgingly.

He added No. 18 animal butter to her, which is pure natural and pollution-free, and meets the standard of raw food in Fusang.

Lin Xiaohua was so ashamed that she pinched Xu Luo a few times: "I don't care, you have to come." ”

"Come on, come on." Xu Luo hurriedly agreed, and kissed her on the face: "I'll help you win the championship." ”

"Uh-huh." Lin Xiaohua nodded again and again.

"Little flower! Little flowers! ”

A man's voice came from outside the window.

When I heard it, it was Joseph's.

Lin Xiaohua's face showed a look of disgust.

"This kid hasn't given up on you yet, has he?" Xu Luo thought that Joseph should be so frightened that he would take the initiative to stay away from Lin Xiaohua when he saw them disappear out of thin air, but he didn't expect that he would dare to pester her, so daring?

Lin Xiaohua pursed her lips: "Yes, I hate it to death, you can help me send him away." ”

Xu Luo got out of bed naked, leaned out of the window and said to Joseph below: "Xiaohua's body is not very well, let you help buy her some medicine." ”

"It's you!" Seeing Xu Luo, especially seeing him without clothes, Joseph's heart was suddenly shocked and angry, his goddess was defiled by this pervert!

But after being frightened twice, he became more courageous, mainly because his determination to sleep with Lin Xiaohua became stronger because of Lin Xiaohua's change of attitude towards him, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "What medicine to buy?" ”

The more he can't get it, the more he wants to get it, he originally just wanted to sleep with Lin Xiaohua, and it didn't matter if he abandoned it after sleeping, but now it seems that he is really tempted.

"Rhyme avoidance." Xu Luo spat out three words.

Joseph's face suddenly turned red and trembled with anger, and he stepped on the bicycle and left, even standing up and kicking, not afraid to kick off the chain.

He must find a way to get rid of this ghost!

Xiaohua must have been charmed by this ghost!

Of course, this matter needs to be considered in the long term, and now, he has more important things to do.

He's in a race against time.

Twenty minutes later.

Xu Luo and Lin Xiaohua are in love.

A box of rhyme pregnancy pills flew in from the window, accompanied by Joseph's sad and indignant voice: "Hurry up and give it to Xiaohua, I will eat it every time in the future, she is still so young, I don't want to see her pregnant!" ”

Xu Luo: "............"

If you have this kind of awareness in the fucking movie, will Lin Xiaohua still be pregnant?

He ...... Sick, right? Lin Xiaohua was shocked.

Xu Luo said: "It may be really emotional. ”

People are complex and can change at any time.

"It's useless to be emotional." Lin Xiaohua ran to the window in a nightdress, looked at Joseph and said, "Don't pester me anymore, it's impossible between us." ”

"Xiaohua, he's a ghost, he's going to disappear sooner or later!" With that, Joseph pedaled off on his bicycle, like a lonely warrior.

……………

The next day was the fifteenth.

That night, Xu Luo took the Xuannu and the god of windfall to the underworld, and the god of lights still stayed to watch the house.

"This is the underworld." Stepping on the ground of the underworld, looking around at the vastness, this is the first time Xu Luo has come to the underworld, feeling: That's it? That's it?

With this kind of living environment, is this for people? He decided not to die in the rest of his life!

The god of windfall hurriedly explained: "Boss, this is just the outskirts of the underworld, and the urban area is behind the ghost gate, there are many ghosts there, and it is still very prosperous." ”

"Oh, is it? Let's take a look. Xu Luo flew towards the Ghost Gate with the two of them with anticipation.

Along the way, I met a lot of ghosts who were in a hurry.

These are all to report for reincarnation, and if you don't want to be reincarnated, then stay in the yang world as a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, and the underworld is too lazy to care, because there are too many ghosts in the underworld.

The underworld is very large, and the three of them flew for more than half an hour to reach the Ghost Gate, and at this time, there was a long queue at the door of the Ghost Gate, and the ghosts were entering the gate in an orderly manner.

The Ghost Gate Pass is a tall stone gate, and on both sides stand Yin soldiers and Yin generals, who are responsible for maintaining public order.

Xu Luo actually saw an acquaintance.

Oh no...... Familiar ghosts, to be exact.

Gao Chicheng also saw Xu Luo, and suddenly his eyes lit up and flew up, and he shouted emotionally: "Big brother! ”

"Eh, don't look at the high power of this God of Wealth and recognize your relatives!" A serious warning from the god of windfall.

Xu Luo grabbed his head and pushed him aside: "Get away, I didn't call you, second brother!" ”

"Big brother!" After seeing the God of Windfall and the Nine Heavens Xuannu walking with Xu Luo, Gao Chicheng's eldest brother screamed even deeper, with tears in his eyes: "Since I said goodbye sixty years ago, I have been thinking about my eldest brother day and night, but I didn't expect to finally meet again today!" ”

Li Zhongliang is right, the eldest brother is really a god in the sky, and his status is not low, this thigh has to be hugged, if he hadn't already worshipped, he would now be eager to kneel down and worship Xu Luo as his father-in-law.

"This is the will of God, it seems that the second brother is now mixing well." Xu Luo saw that Gao Chicheng was wearing armor and was mighty and majestic, and knew that this guy must have been promoted, and there was value in further wooing, so this second brother Gao should continue to admit it.

It can only be said that things gather like and people are grouped.

This wave is going both ways.

The god of windfall and the Xuannu looked at each other, Xu Luo's relationship in the underworld was so bad? Not only do I know Zhong Kui, but I also know the Yin General of the Town Gate, the level of the Yin General who is responsible for guarding the Ghost Gate Pass is not low, and his status in the underworld is equivalent to the Four Heavenly Kings who guard the South Heavenly Gate in the Heavenly Court.

Gao Chicheng said modestly: "I have today, it is all thanks to you, eldest brother, otherwise I am still a little yin now, the eldest brother is kind, the younger brother will never forget, and the third brother, he is now the ghost judge in charge of the book of life and death, and we all have a bright future." ”

Hearing this, the god of windfall and the Xuannu were even more shocked, their faces were full of shock, the Yin general of the town gate and the judge who managed the book of life and death were actually arranged by Xu Luo?

Can he meddle in the underworld?

The two of them have gone crazy.

"Really? Unexpectedly, Brother Li Xian is now in an important position, very good, very good. "Xu Luo was really shocked, these two guys are quite good at studying, they just drew a cake for them at the beginning, but they actually ate the cake, awesome!

After some greetings, Gao Chicheng said: "I know that eldest brother, you are here to attend the wedding banquet of Judge Zhong's sister, so I won't delay you, when the wedding banquet is over, eldest brother must not be in a hurry to leave, our three brothers are now reunited after a long absence, and we want to drink him for three days and three nights." ”

"By the way, the third brother was also invited to the wedding banquet, and you can see him in a while, eldest brother."

"Definitely, definitely, we won't get drunk when the time comes!" Xu Luo patted his hand and nodded.

Then Gao Chicheng personally sent them into the customs.

Most of the ghosts of the privileged class who cut in line dare not speak out, and can only watch Xu Luo silently.

Of course, there is always a man full of justice, and a ghost stands up: "Why can he cut in line, you abuse your power, I will report you to the king of Yama......"

"Boom!" Before he finished speaking, Gao Chicheng had already whipped him to the ground, looked around and said coldly: "Who else has an opinion now?" ”

The entire ghost gate was silent for a moment.

"Humph!" Gao Chicheng snorted coldly and said confidently: "Report me? Lao Tzu has been working in the prefecture for so many years, and he hasn't reported it! ”

He is an outstanding young cadre in the prefecture!

Years of zero complaints!

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