Chapter 271: Human Demons, God of Food Competition
"Where are the demons and the others?" Xu Luo asked.
Spear Jian was stunned for a moment, then thought for a moment before replying, "The human aspect...... It's mostly humanoid. ”
Other than that, it's all magic.
Xu Luo: "............"
Are the older generations of Maoshan also so humorous?
"I mean, where is he, where is his place." Xu Luo asked again.
"Huh?" Only then did Mao Jian realize that he had understood the wrong meaning, and said with a little embarrassment: "I only know that he has been born, as for where he is now, I really don't know, I can only find it slowly." ”
Don't look at him to live long, but in fact, in addition to living long, he only has to live long.
"I'll do the math." After Xuannu finished speaking, she pinched her fingers and calculated, and then her expression was a little stunned and strange.
Seeing this, the god of windfall asked, "Where is he?" ”
The Xuannu raised her hand and pointed to the doorway.
Everyone brushed their heads and turned their heads to look out the door.
I saw a middle-aged man in a black robe and black hair standing at the door, exuding a gloomy aura and many scars on his face.
"Demons!" Spear Jian was suddenly shocked.
The human demon walked in laughing, and locked the door with a wave of his sleeve robe with his backhand, sealing the door with demonic energy, not giving these people a chance to escape: "Spear Jian, this seat has cultivated the Heavenly Demon Dafa, immortality, invincible in the world, I will take your life as soon as possible, how about it, isn't it very moving, hahaha......"
He laughed rampantly, and was full of ambition, and now that he looked at the world, no one could beat him anymore.
Unless there is a god descending to earth.
But the gods are crazy and can't go down to earth at every turn?
"You are willing to fall into the devil's way, and it is intolerable to suck people's lives, it is not a pity to die!" Spear Jian gritted his teeth and scolded angrily, and then looked back at Xu Luo: "Please also ask Xu Daoyou to kill this demon!" ”
"Huh?" The human demon looked at Xu Luo, then at the god of windfall and the Xuannu, and then laughed: "Spear Jian, spear Jian, I think you are old and confused, just with these juniors, it is not enough for me to stuff my teeth." ”
"You dare to underestimate this god!" The god of windfall turned into a real body, holding jade ruyi and gold ingots.
The Nine Heavens Xuannu also turned into a fairy, and her whole body exuded divine light, so bright that people couldn't look at it directly.
"God of Wealth! Nine Heavens Xuannu! The human demon's face changed dramatically and he exclaimed, and subconsciously took a step back.
The two masters and apprentices of Mao Jian were also shocked, but they didn't expect these two people to be immortals.
"And me." Cupid said a word in broken Chinese, and then turned into an angel with wings on his back.
"Foreign gods!" The human demon suddenly had cold hands and feet, and he never thought that he had just cultivated the magic skills and was ready to do a big job, but he would die before he could leave the school.
Damn, what's going on with these immortals, not only did they go down to earth, but they also came down several times at a time.
Come to the world for team building?
"You ...... What kind of ability do you immortals have to bully more and less! There's a kind of heads-up, you shouldn't be afraid that you won't be able to beat this seat one-on-one. The human demon forcibly calmed down and used the agitation method head-on.
"Ha, what a clumsy agitation method." The God of Windfall sneered disdainfully, and pointed at a few of his own: "But this God of Wealth gives you a chance, don't you want to go it alone, come, choose one yourself." ”
The so-called demons in the world are nothing more than this in the eyes of the immortals in the heavenly court, including Xu Luo before, but now Xu Luo has absorbed so much divine blood.
Heavenly Court ordinary immortals are not his opponents.
The human demon rolled his eyes, and finally his eyes fell on Xu Luo, and he smiled: "I'll choose him!" ”
This little white face looks plain and unremarkable, and he looks like a good bully, so it's right to choose him yourself.
"Him?" Seeing this, everyone's expressions became strange.
Xu Luo was also surprised: "Are you sure?" ”
"Why, after saying that, I'll choose, don't you dare to fight?" The human demon snorted coldly and said.
The god of windfall complimented: "You have such a good eye. ”
Directly pick the best among us.
"Don't talk nonsense, let's make a move, if I win, let me go!" Humans and demons think they have the chance to win.
As soon as his words fell, Xu Luo instantly moved in front of the human demon, the human demon was shocked, and just as he was about to fight back, he was choked by Xu Luo's hand and smashed to the ground. The human demon still wanted to get up, but just before he moved, Xu Luo stepped on his head and stomped him back, and with a bang, the human demon's head fell directly into the ground, and his two hands were waving wildly outside.
Xu Luo took out the Tiancong Cloud Sword and slashed directly at the human demon, the human demon was instantly broken into two sections, blood splattered, and his waving hands stopped.
The whole process is as smooth as flowing water.
"That's it." Xu Luo put away the Heavenly Cloud Sword.
Spear Jian was dumbfounded, the human demon was born, he was worried, he didn't expect it to be solved so easily.
It looks like he's weak.
"BOSS, you're tired, come, drink slowly." The god of windfall put away the camera, and hurriedly picked up the water cup on the table and handed it to Xu Luo.
The lamp god is to clean up the sanitation on the ground.
It took a while for Mao Jian to come to his senses, and he said with admiration on his face: "Xu Daoyou is really a god. ”
Thinking that back then, his master's dignified Yuan Infant Realm cultivators could only seal the human demons who had not yet become demons, but now Xu Luo could easily kill the human demons who had become demons, how terrifying his strength should be.
"Spear Daoyou has won the prize, I just use people's play time to suck blood...... No, it's just used for cultivation. Xu Luo waved his hand.
Mao Jian looked at the God of Wealth and the Xuannu again: "The true god is in front of him, Xiaodao is unaware of it, if there are many neglects, I hope the God of Wealth and the Xuannu will not be blamed." ”
The gods are very cautious, and some of them are said badly, and they will take revenge on the other party for breaking their hands and feet.
Of course, perhaps in the eyes of the gods, this is already an open side, after all, Shenwei cannot be offended.
"Our immortals are very generous, how can we have anything to do with you." The god of windfall was unimpressed.
Xuannu also nodded.
Mao Jian breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and then offered to say goodbye: "Since the human and demon have been solved, then I should also go, the rivers and lakes are far away, and I will see you again." ”
With that, he arched his hand and turned to leave.
"Then I'll send him off." Uncle Nine said a word to Xu Luo, and hurriedly chased Mao Jian out.
Xu Luo turned his head to look at Cupid: "Do you have any business recently, pick a few out for me to see." ”
"No bosses." Cupid shook his head.
"Huh?" Xu Luo was stunned when he heard this, and asked puzzledly: "Isn't there anyone who is haunted in their homes?" ”
There are no ghosts to do evil on the huge Hong Kong Island?
"Yes BOSS, I went to the ghost to ask, because of your existence, they don't dare to harm people." Cupid spread his hands helplessly.
Ghosts also have social circles, so many awesome seniors have been folded in Xu Luo's hands, and now the cost of harming people is too high, so they don't hurt people.
Xu Luo never expected that he would lose his job because his business ability was too prominent.
The god of windfall hurriedly comforted: "Boss, it doesn't matter if you don't have it, the merits you have saved now are enough, and you don't need to catch ghosts in the future." ”
"Especially today, this demon is a great achievement for you." Xuannu also chimed in.
"Okay." Xu Luo nodded, he was originally to brush up on his merits, and he didn't really like to kill demons and do good deeds, and said: "I have seen your hard work during this time, and I will treat you well tonight and go out to have a good time." ”
In the evening, in a nightclub in Causeway Bay.
"Move times ~ move times hit times ~"
Accompanied by energetic and dynamic music, countless men and women twisted their bodies to sway their hormones, and at a glance there were surging heads, not only surging heads.
"It's very emotional!"
The god of windfall and the god of lights, Cupid couldn't wait to rush onto the dance floor to join the swinging queue.
Xuannu didn't come, she didn't like this kind of noisy scene, so she played with electric toys at home alone.
Xu Luo suddenly saw a familiar figure.
Gigi dances in the crowd with long hair and shawl, wearing a black sundress, her pretty face is red, obviously she has drunk a lot, and a pair of long black silk legs under the short skirt attract many people to circle around her.
She was so annoyed that she could only keep changing positions to avoid these people, and suddenly she felt like she had bumped into someone.
"Yes......" Gigi just wanted to apologize, but when she saw the other party's face clearly, she was a little surprised: "It's you." ”
The Master Xu who said he had time to sleep with her.
As a result, she was released with pigeons.
"I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence." Xu Luo naturally hugged her waist and danced to the music.
The others all scolded in unison when they saw this scene, and then they could only find other prey.
Because Xu Luo is too famous now, he has cast a trick, and tonight in the eyes of others, he is a fierce and fierce man, tall and strong.
Naturally, no one dared to come to him for bad luck, and he directly rejected the opportunity to pretend to be slapped in the face.
Only his psychic people can see his face clearly.
Gigi looked at him, "You want to soak me." ”
Maybe it's because I've drunk, so I'm bold.
"No, I want to you." Xu Luo replied.
"Another scumbag." Gigi gave him a blank look and said, she was in a bad mood recently, so she came here to drink and vent.
Xu Luo hugged her waist and hugged her delicate body tightly and said: "You can't say that, it's called a scumbag if you're in love and you're not responsible, but I don't want to fall in love with you, I just want to sleep with you, don't you want to try what it's like to be a sleeping fairy?" ”
Everyone takes what they need, how nice.
"Hmm~ I really want to try it." Gigi looked at him and blinked her eyes and said, Men crave sex with women who are different, and women are the same.
Xu Luo smiled and leaned into her ear and said a few words.
Gigi's face flushed and she was eager to try, but her reason prevailed over her impulse: "I don't want it." ”
"Don't worry, they won't see it if I use a trick." Xu Luo comforted her.
Gigi hesitated, "Really? ”
After seeing Xu Luo nodding, she agreed.
Xu Luo, who was the shooter tonight, stood on the pile.
Even the room money is directly saved.
…………………
It's October 1 in a blink of an eye.
That night, the 28th Realm God of Food Contest was held in the spotlight, and Xu Luo brought the Xuannu, the God of Windfall, Cupid and the God of Lights to the scene to watch the game.
He also got a special guest judge, mainly to taste the food made by these chefs.
"Nine Stars?" Suddenly, the Nine Heavens Xuannu on the right side looked up and looked out and frowned.
Xu Luo turned his head to look, and there were indeed nine stars in the sky that shimmered with different lights connected into a line.
The god of windfall sighed: "Nine stars are aligned, once in a hundred years, something big will happen tonight." ”
At that moment, there was a sound of footsteps at the door.
I saw Tang Niu, the god of food wearing a black chef uniform, a white chef's hat, and two mustaches, walking in with a big belly, and all the chefs on the scene got up and bowed to him.
Tang Niu returned the salute, then walked to the seat and sat down.
After sitting down, he subconsciously glanced at the empty seat next to him, on which was the name tag of Stephen Zhou.
"Don't worry, I've got you covered." The owner of the big happy restaurant with a cigar behind him got up slightly when he saw this, smiled and leaned into his ear and said.
In order to prevent Stephen Zhou from winning tonight's game, they arranged for a hitman to go to the mainland to shoot Stephen Chow.
Although the killer failed.
But he bribed the judges in advance and installed a remote-controlled bomb in Stephen Chow's canister.
In short, to make sure that Tang Niu wins.
Tang Niu frowned: "No, I'm not worried about this, how could the once-in-a-century nine-star alignment happen tonight, I feel uneasy." ”
"I'll have to ask the astronomer about this." The owner of the Great Happy Restaurant was stunned for a moment, and then replied.
He only knows how to do business and make money.
He doesn't know why the nine stars are aligned.
A very low-looking host with long hair and a white suit walked onto the stage with a microphone and said: "Audience, the 28th World God of Food Contest is only about to start in one minute, let us applaud Xue Jiayan, the chairman of the international food jury and known as the "Princess of Taste". ”
With not fierce applause, a middle-aged woman wearing a blue suit and skirt and glasses walked to the judges' seat and sat down with a proud face.
"Okay, let's use more intense applause to invite the guest judge-Master Xu!"
The host shouted in an exaggerated tone.
"Bang bang bang!"
In an instant, the applause was like thunder, and in the reverent eyes of everyone, Xu Luo got up and walked to the judges' seat.
Even Xue Jiayan stood up and applauded.
After all, Xu Luo is an immortal in the eyes of the citizens.
"How so!" The owner of the Great Happy Restaurant had a cigar on the ground, he never expected that there would be a temporary addition of a referee, and this referee was still something he couldn't buy anyway.
Tang Niu was very calm: "Don't be so alarmed, even if you don't buy the referee, that guy won't be my opponent, he can't even hold the knife steadily, I don't believe he can really find the Chinese Culinary Academy, even if he does, what can he learn in three months?" ”
"Makes sense." The big happy boss nodded.
The host glanced at the big bell: "There is still half a minute to start, according to the rules of the game, once you are late, you will lose the qualification for the game, and you will not be merciful." ”
"Please take your seats."
A group of contestants led by Tang Niu got up and walked to the console with their name tags written on them.
Although Tang Niu just said that he was not afraid of Stephen Zhou, when he walked to the operating table, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at the door and the big clock on his head.
Just then, a leg appeared at the door.
His eyes widened instantly.
Then the referee walked in, took the microphone and said, "I've seen it, and there's really no one." ”
"Bastard, it scared the hell out of me." Tang Niu cursed in a low voice, and then walked to his operating table.
Just when there were ten seconds left, a white figure suddenly broke through the window and flew directly in front of the operating table with "Stephen Zhou" written on it.
Drop the package on the counter.
Dressed in white and with silver hair.
It instantly attracted the attention of the audience.
None other than the former god of food, Stephen Chow!
"Just right." Stephen Zhou glanced up at the time, a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Tang Niu's pupils shrank suddenly.
The host said, "Good! The last contestant has arrived, and the competition has officially begun! ”
"Bell!" Xue Jiayan struck the gong.
All the contestants were instantly busy.
Only Tang Niu and Stephen Zhou confronted each other face-to-face, without saying a word or blinking their eyes.
"Aren't you two going to have dry eyes?" After waiting for a few minutes, Xu Luo really couldn't stand it.
"Dry, it's still itchy, but the momentum must not be lost." Stephen replied without replying.
Tang Niu nodded: "That's right." ”
"If you guys play negatively, you'll be disqualified." Xu Luoke didn't have time to look at them in a daze, these two guys had to stare at each other for a long time.
He's still anxious to cook.
"!" Tang Niu and Stephen Zhou scolded in unison, and they couldn't care about maintaining the image of a master anymore, so they hurriedly began to take out the ingredients and operate.
Tang Niu held a kitchen knife: "Yitian cut!" ”
Then brush the brush brush to chop the vegetables.
"Dragon Slayer!" Not to be outdone, Stephen Chow is not far behind.
"Eighteen copies of the dragon!"
"Hit the dog shovel!"
Xue Jiayan went down with a notebook and walked in front of each contestant as if to take notes, and in the movie she used various excuses to kick out the other contestants.
For example, it's not okay to have a sad face, and you're out!
If you're too ugly, you're out!
But this time, because Xu Luo was there, she restrained a lot, and only kicked out most of the people, and there were four left, plus Tang Niu and Stephen on Monday, a total of six.
Tang Niu and Stephen Zhou are both Buddha jumping over the wall.
They chop and stir-fry vegetables very quickly, and in a few minutes they have already poured the ingredients into the jar and started simmering.
"Have you really been to the Chinese Culinary Arts Training Institute?" Seeing that Stephen Zhou's cooking skills had improved so much, Tang Niu asked with a look of disbelief.
Stephen Zhou snorted coldly: "The Chinese Culinary Training Institute is the kitchen of the Shaolin Temple, and you Tang Niu are also traitors who ran out of the Shaolin Temple!" ”
"But I've been there for ten years, and you've only been there for three months!" Tang Niu said with a broken face.
Stephen Zhou shrugged: "Obviously, I'm a genius, and the world is so unfair." ”
At this moment, the happy boss in the audience smiled darkly, took out the remote control and pressed it.
"Boom!"
Stephen Zhou's jar exploded, and the ingredients in it flew everywhere, and his face suddenly changed.
The others were also shocked.
"Idiot! See how you win me! Tang Niu raised his head and laughed, and said, "It's only been two minutes, I see what else you are doing Buddha jumping over the wall, make yusheng!" ”
"Hahahaha! I, Tang Niu, is the god of food! ”
"Disrupt the event with a lot of noise and disqualify the competition." Xu Luo pointed at Tang Niu and said in a deep voice.
Tang Niu was immediately stunned: "Huh? ”
(End of chapter)