Chapter 272: The God of Food Returns, Guanyin Descends to Earth
Hearing that Tang Niu's qualification was cancelled, not only Tang Niu was stunned, but everyone present was stunned.
After all, he is a strong contender for the God of Food!
He is still the person with the highest status in the restaurant industry at present!
Actually said that the disqualification from the competition would be cancelled?
Isn't that a bit too hasty.
"Ahhh You don't look like you're competing in the whole game, and if you are shocked and affect other people's operations, it means that you don't pay attention to this game at all! ”
Xu Luo directly buttoned down his hat, and then shouted: "Security, drag him out for me." ”
He absolutely did not allow such awesome people to exist on Hong Kong Island, and he dared to pretend to be forced in front of himself.
It really doesn't make sense.
The security guard at the scene was also Xu Luo's believer, and when he heard his order, he immediately ran up without hesitation, set up Tang Niu on the left and right, and dragged him out.
"Please cooperate with us and leave immediately."
"What for! Let me go! Tang Niu roared angrily and shook the security guard, and then roared at Xu Luo angrily: "You actually dare to disqualify me!" ”
It's even more insulting to him than to let him lose the game!
"Bang!" Xu Luo stood up, lightly pressed on the table, the solid wooden table in front of him collapsed, he looked at Tang Niu condescendingly and said, "What, do you have an opinion on this?" ”
The owner of the Big Happy Restaurant, who had just stood up, saw this scene and sat back again, cocked Erlang's legs and began to whistle, grinning at the people around him and spreading his hands and saying, "I don't know Tang Niu at all." ”
"So coincidentally, we don't know him well."
"yes, yes."
Tang Niu was also frightened by him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva without changing his face, looked up at Xu Luo and said loudly: "No!" I'm convinced! ”
Say the most cowardly words in the firmest tone.
After speaking, he took off his apron, turned around and left, without any mud and water, and did not mean to be unconvinced.
Even the disqualified players themselves have no opinion, and the others will not have an opinion.
"The game continues." The moderator announced.
"Slow down and don't send it." Stephen Zhou waved his hand at Tang Niu's back with a smirk on his face and said.
Tang Niu ignored him.
Xu Luo kindly reminded: "Stephen Zhou, there are still two minutes before the end of the game, and there are still four more Tang Niu left, you will lose if you have no dishes." ”
"Huh?" Stephen Zhou glanced back at the time, his face changed, and then he raised his head and used a thousand miles to transmit the voice to the abbot of the Shaolin Temple outside:
"Dare to ask the master, what is the best food you have ever eaten in your life?"
"Donor, ask yourself about this."
A reply from the Dream Relic Master came.
"Who's talking?" "Who's talking!"
The audience at the game was confused.
"Ask myself?" Stephen Chow muttered to himself, remembering the bowl of barbecued pork rice that the turkey gave him when he was down, and knew what he had to do.
Then he began to show the operation, baking the barbecued pork with one hand and urging the internal force to cook the rice with the other, putting the cut barbecued pork on the rice, and frying a sugar-hearted poached egg with the palm of Shaolin Peerless Huoyun, and then putting the green vegetables on it, and finishing the work.
"It's over!" The host shouted.
The contestants presented their own dishes one by one.
Since these chefs dare to come to the competition, they are all leaders in the catering industry, so the dishes they make are full of color, flavor and flavor, which makes people's mouths water.
"Master Xu, please first." Xue Jiayan salivated as she looked at the dishes in front of her, but she still resisted the impulse in her heart and stretched out a hand to Xu Luo and said.
"Hmm." Xu Luo was not polite, starting from the first dish, the taste was good, and he also made a simple comment, and finally came to the bowl of barbecued pork rice made by Stephen Zhou, and he was still a little excited.
When he was a child, he watched a movie, and he wanted to taste whether this bowl of barbecued pork rice was really so delicious, but he didn't expect his dream to come true today, and sure enough, as long as he worked hard, then his dream would definitely come true.
"What is this rice called?" Xu Luo asked knowingly.
Stephen Zhou's temperament has changed at this time, less of that kind of out-of-the-box and nonsensical, and has become calm and profound, and said calmly: "Gloomy ecstasy." ”
His expression was gloomy now.
"Good name, I'm going to see if it's really that ecstatic." Xu Luo smiled, then scooped some and tasted it in his small bowl.
After tasting the tempting color of barbecued pork, the moment he entered the mouth was tender and juicy, and an indescribable sense of enjoyment filled his heart, and he felt for the first time that eating a food was an incomparable happiness.
"Good!" Xu Luo couldn't help but praise it, and praised it simply and directly: "It's so delicious!" ”
See, this is no culture, if you want to praise this bowl of rice for being delicious, you can only use the most direct words.
Seeing this, Xue Jiayan was a little suspicious, and also scooped some tasting, and the whole person suddenly opened his eyes wide, showing a pompous expression, and shouted: "It's so delicious!" ”
She grabbed her hair with one hand and pointed at Stephen Zhou with the other, and said in a bewitching manner: "Tonight's God of Food is born, it is Stephen Zhou!" ”
"Bang bang!"
"Congratulations! It is well deserved to be affirmed by Ms. Xue and Master Xu. ”
"Congratulations to Mr. Zhou on his return to the position of God of Food."
Xue Jiayan and Master Xu's words were still trustworthy, so the audience and contestants present did not doubt this, and stood up and applauded and congratulated.
"God of Food, how did you make a bowl of barbecued pork rice so delicious!" Xue Jiayan's strength finally passed, and he couldn't help but ask.
"yes." Xu Luo vaguely agreed.
Hearing that his voice was wrong, Xue Jiayan looked back and saw that Xu Luo had finished the meal with the bowl.
Her heart was dripping with blood, and she almost cried.
But the stubbornness of the adults made her hold back.
The water can be held back, let alone tears.
Stephen Zhou stood with his hands in his hands, and said in front of everyone's curious eyes: "There is no god of food at all. ”
"Huh? What did you say? Xue Jiayan was stunned.
Everyone else looked at him in bewilderment.
Stephen Zhou still said to himself: "Or everyone is a god of food, as long as mom, father, big brother and sister are attentive, everyone can be a god of food." ”
The others looked at each other, puzzled.
"Hahaha, he's crazy! He's crazy! How can a madman be the god of food! Tang Niu, who had been staying outside the door after being kicked out, laughed when he saw this scene: "Only I, Tang Niu, am the god of food!" ”
This guy has become obsessed with this.
At this moment, the wind and clouds outside suddenly changed, and the sky that was originally hanging in the sky suddenly became gloomy.
With the lightning and thunder, a voice as thick as Hong Zhong Da Lu resounded through the heavens and the earth: "The God of Food is back in place!" ”
The next moment the wind was blowing at the game site, all the doors and windows were blown open, and everyone panicked.
Only Stephen Zhou slowly knelt on the ground.
It's back, it's all back.
"God of Food!" The three of them, the goddess of windfall, and Cupid glanced at each other and stood up from their chairs at the same time.
I didn't expect it to be my colleague.
The god of windfall slapped his thigh, and said in hindsight: "That's right! Brother God of Food has been in the Nether for many years! ”
A bright white light pierced the night and fell from the sky into the game, stabbing people from opening their eyes.
Dressed in white, with a delicate face and a slender figure, Guanyin Bodhisattva held a lotus flower and led two virgins from the sky to float above the main hall.
Xu Luo looked up at Guanyin with wide eyes.
Not admiration, but wanting to see the bottom of the skirt.
It turned out that the bottom of the skirt was actually blocked by holy light.
Grass! Did you learn this from Han Man?
"God of Food, you were originally an immortal in charge of cooking in the heavenly realm, but because you made a mistake, you were relegated to the mortal world and suffered thirty-six calamities and seventy-two tribulations, and now you finally understand the true meaning of "food", and you can truly attain the Tao and return to the heavenly realm. ”
After speaking, Guanyin pointed at Stephen Zhou with the lotus flower in his hand, and a white light hit Stephen Zhou's body, and he suddenly turned into a middle-aged man wearing an official robe with long hair, which was the image of the god of food.
Stephen Zhou slowly bowed down to Guanyin.
The others around were shocked and frightened when they saw this scene, and they didn't know whether it was true or false.
It can't be that someone didn't turn off the gas properly, causing gas leakage and gas poisoning, causing hallucinations.
Guanyin glanced at Xu Luo again, snorted coldly and said, "You are bold and bold, demon. ”
She couldn't figure out Xu Luo's origin, nor could she count his location, but she could remember the skyrocketing corpse qi on the day he was born, and she never expected to meet him here.
The others were shocked and frightened when they heard this, Guanyin was already frightened enough when he went down to earth, and Guanyin actually said that Xu Luo was the devil, which was even more terrifying.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva and slow hands, there is another inside story in this, and I hope to be able to talk about it in a different place." The god of windfall showed his divine body, got up and looked at Guanyin and said.
"Yes, Bodhisattva."
The Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid spoke in unison.
Guanyin raised her eyebrows, she didn't expect that the God of Windfall and the Nine Heavens Xuannu would help Xu Luo speak, and they obviously knew each other, what the hell was going on?
Her lips opened lightly, and she said slowly, "Yes." ”
Then the lotus flower in his hand waved lightly.
The god of food, Xu Luo, Cupid, Xuannu, and the god of windfall all disappeared with her, and the god of lights looked confused: "I'm still here!" I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”
However, no response was received.
After they left, the wind stopped at the scene, and everyone looked around, and the doors and windows that had been damaged were all intact, and everything was like a dream.
"Is it a hallucination?" Some speculate.
The host shouted in horror: "It's not an illusion!" You see, they are gone! ”
When everyone heard this, they looked around, Xu Luo and Stephen Zhou were really gone, and they were all shocked for a while: "Wow! We really met the gods! ”
………………
"Whoa!"
By the sea, the wind blows and the waves crash against the boulders.
A few bright rays of light fell from the sky.
Xu Luo, Guanyin and others showed their figures.
"Let's talk about it, what's going on, the Jade Emperor asked you to come down and get rid of him, why didn't you do it, but got mixed up with him?" Guanyin looked at Xuannu and Cupid and asked straight to the point.
"Bodhisattva, there is a misunderstanding in this." Xuannu walked in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva to defend Xu Luo: "Although he is a flying corpse, he is dedicated to goodness, and has been slaying demons and doing good deeds, and I and Cupid, as well as the god of windfall, are all moved by his kindness, so I am willing not to return to heaven, and I don't want to do anything to him." ”
"Oh?" Guanyin raised her eyebrows, what Xuannu said was very serious, after all, even if she said that she would not return to heaven for life, she had to defend Xu Luo.
Seeing this, Cuppy hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Bodhisattva, I testify that what Xuannu said is true, although Xu Luo is a flying corpse, he is not stained out of the mud, and he has never harmed anyone, but has been saving people." ”
Even this diplomat spoke for Xu Luo, and Guanyin suddenly became hesitant, is it true?
"Bodhisattva, I love Xuannu, and I secretly came down to find Xuannu." The photographer Mr. Heng stepped forward with a roll of film and said: "But after going down to earth, I was also moved by Xu Luo's purity, so I volunteered to stay and help him, these are some of the pictures I recorded when he killed demons, I originally planned to use this as evidence to plead with the Jade Emperor to help him after returning to heaven, and now that I have met the Bodhisattva, it will be the same for you." ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva stretched out her hand to take those films, she didn't need the machine to play them at all, she could directly see the picture inside, after all, she was also a great god.
"Amitabha, good, good." After reading it, Guanyin Bodhisattva recited the Buddha's name, turned his head to look at Xu Luo and said softly: "As a flying corpse, he was not controlled by instinct to do evil, but was dedicated to goodness, which is even more rare. ”
"Thank you, Bodhisattva." Xu Luo's face was full of gratitude, with tears in his eyes, and his voice trembled and said: "I just follow my own heart to be good, I don't have any extravagant hopes, high-ranking officials don't dare to be demanding, I just want an opportunity to serve the people in this life." ”
Translation: I just want to be a civil servant in the court.
"Good at fighting, good at fighting." Guanyin nodded again and again, and then looked at the God of Windfall: "God of Windfall, the Jade Emperor already knows about your private descent to the world, and he is very annoyed with you and asks me to take you back to be punished by the way, so you should give these films to the Jade Emperor yourself." ”
"Huh?" The god of windfall was shocked, and suddenly gasped, and could only nod: "Obey." ”
He has the courage to falsely preach the holy decree, but he doesn't dare to openly resist the decree, that is the way to seek death.
"Xuannu, Cupid, you can't go back for the time being without the will of the Jade Emperor, wait for my notice in the next session for the time being." Guanyin looked at Xuannu and said.
Xuannu nodded: "This is as it should be." ”
Guanyin took the god of windfall and the god of food with him.
Xu Luo shouted: "Congratulations to the Bodhisattva." ”
"Okay, don't look at it, go away." Xuannu glanced at Xu Luo unhappily, and snorted: "The Bodhisattva also dares to think of offending, it's really cowardly." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't, I have reverence for the Bodhisattva." Xu Luo defended himself.
"Hush." Xuannu pursed her lips disdainfully, looked at him and said, "I still don't know you?" I know what you're thinking as soon as you roll your eyes, don't pretend. ”
Xu Luo nodded and said, "Yes, you understand me, just as I understand you, I know whether to hurry up or slow down as soon as you frown." ”
"Get out!" Xuannu's face blushed and glared at Cupid, who was staring wide-eyed: "Look at what!" If you don't dare to do it, someone dares to do it, so let's cry. ”
Heavenly Court violates the rules of heaven to fall in love, so Cupid has a lustful heart and no courage, although he has been in and out of pairs with Xuannu Qingqing and me, but he does not dare to go into simple terms.
"As a Western gentleman, I can only smile and say I wish you happiness." Cupid said with a cry.
Xu Luo boasted: "You look so good when you smile." ”
"Thank you." Cupid cried even louder.
Xuannu hugged Xu Luo's arm with excitement and eagerness: "If you want to get involved with the Bodhisattva, I can help you, we can be embarrassed." ”
"That's called a strong combination." Xu Luo corrected.
Acting in embarrassment is a description of a bad person.
Is he a bad guy?
He's not even a good person.
But then he glanced at the Nine Heavens Xuannu suspiciously: "Hey, why are you so excited?" ”
I want to sleep with her, but I don't want to sleep with you.
"She has a holy and inoffensive face all day long, and I want to see what it is like to pull her into the water." Xuannu said with a grin.
Xu Luo sighed: "Woman, heh." ”
Even if it's a goddess, it's a woman after all.
Good jealousy.
You must know that Guanyin and Xuannu are still friends.
Sure enough, it's a plastic girlfriend.
"Hey, less yin and yang, do you want to help?" Xuannu said a little unhappily.
Xu Luo nodded hurriedly: "Of course." ”
If there is a Xuannu who cooperates with him, then his chances of successfully observing yin will be greatly improved.
What's more, he still wants to suck Guanyin's blood.
Of course, you have to find a chance to get close to her.
Of course, he already had an idea about how to suck the blood of the immortals openly after going to the heavenly court, and everything was ready, only he needed to ascend to heaven.
When he sucks all these immortals, he will greatly increase his strength, and he will be able to make room for the Jade Emperor to make room for him.
At that time, there will be no excuses, whoever wants to suck will have to cooperate with him, the heavenly court is the medicine field, and the gods are the elixir, he can pick whichever one he wants.
"Then we'll have a detailed plan......
Watching a man and a woman sneakily get together to discuss intrigues, laughing from time to time, Cupid was excited, it was really a sharp husband and silver woman.
Fortunately, I broke up with her early, otherwise she would be Pan Jinlian, I am Wu Dalang, Xu Luo is Ximenqing, and it was another human tragedy.
………………
Guanyin took the god of windfall to see the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor summoned them in the side hall.
"The Jade Emperor, the God of Windfall has been brought back, so I will leave first." Guanyin looked at the Jade Emperor and said.
The Jade Emperor waved his hand: "Bodhisattva go first." ”
Guanyin bowed slightly, then turned to leave.
As soon as she left on her front foot, the Jade Emperor on her back foot was revealed, and she angrily went around the table and grabbed the collar of the God of Windfall: "Bastard!" How many years bro! How dare you go down to earth behind my back! ”
He has a very good relationship with the God of Windfall, and every time someone impeaches the God of Windfall, he will help him play a round.
"Brother Jade Emperor, spare your life! I won't dare again! I don't dare to go down to earth without permission......" The windfall god who was grabbed by his collar raised his hands to admit his mistake.
"Am I asking about your descent to earth? What I'm asking is why don't you take me! The Jade Emperor shouted angrily.
The god of windfall was stunned at the time: "Huh? ”
The Jade Emperor turned out to be even more ridiculous than he thought.
He likes it, though!
"Ahhh Heavenly Court is suffocated! You went down to be chic, but you left me alone on it, and it was even more boring without you to play with me! ”
The Jade Emperor let go of his collar, turned around and sat back on the chair, and couldn't wait to say, "If there are some interesting things in this world, tell me quickly." ”
This style looks like a faint gentleman.
In fact, you don't need to look at it, he was originally a faint king.
That is, each department has an immortal in charge, and there is no need for him to play in person, so the heavenly court is operating normally.
"There is really a ......" The god of windfall clapped his hands, ran to the side of the Jade Emperor, and said with a smile while squeezing his shoulder: "I met a very interesting person." ”
"Even you said it was funny?" The Jade Emperor was immediately aroused: "How interesting is that?" ”
"Jade Emperor, listen to me slowly......"
(End of chapter)