Although it is said that there is one day in heaven and one year on earth, Xu Luo did not have this feeling when he was in the heavenly realm, and he felt that this time seemed to be the same as that of the human world.

In the afternoon, Xuannu came to the God of Wealth Mansion to look for him.

Wearing a phoenix crown and a lilac palace dress, the Xuannu looked more dignified and elegant, bulging, trembling when she walked.

This is the kind of jumping D that young people like to play.

"You're finally here, take me out for a walk." Xu Luo, who was already bored, couldn't wait to step forward and take the little hand of the Xuannu and walked out.

Xuannu warned: "You must not be too intimate with me outside, otherwise you will be reported." ”

Didn't she and Cupid get degraded because they were reported for having an office romance?

She didn't want to score a brace.

"Don't worry, I know, it's more exciting to sneak around." Xu Luo laughed, pulled her into his arms and hugged her, and his chin rested on her shoulder.

But the two hands were not idle.

Xuannu struggled twice and left it to him, and said with a blushing face: "When the plan for Guanyin will be implemented, I can't wait." ”

This woman's heart is a little dark, she can't stand Guanyin spotless if she falls, so she has to pull her into the water, and she is more active than Xu Luo in this.

"Scheduled to be cancelled." Xu Luo said lightly.

Xuannu turned her head and asked, "Why?" ”

"Because if my plan goes well, it doesn't need to be that much trouble at all." Xu Luo looked at her ruddy little mouth close at hand, lowered his head and kissed it.

When he sucked the blood of a hundred immortals, there would be no one in the sky and on the ground, and when the Jade Emperor directly incorporated Guanyin into the harem, she could still disobey the will of heaven.

Xu Luo couldn't wait to be a faint king.

"Oops, nasty." Xuannu glanced at him and avoided his head, and asked, "Your plan?" What's your plan? Are you still hiding it from me? ”

"Why, I'm teaching you everything." Xu Luo looked at him, and then ended the topic: "Okay, take me out for a walk, I'm not familiar with Heavenly Court, I'm afraid I'll break into some forbidden place." ”

Only the god of windfall is worthy of his trust.

Of course, the plan of the two can't be told to her, after all, if this kind of thing leaks out of the slightest rumor, it will be over.

He's a rebel.

"Hmph, if you don't say it, don't say it, what's the big deal." Xuannu pursed her lips, broke free from Xu Luo's arms, fastened her belt and said, "Let's go." ”

Xu Luo twisted the residual warmth of his fingertips, it was really poetic, and then followed the Xuannu out of the door.

"This is the peach orchard of the Queen Mother, which is full of fairy peaches, but except for the peach club, you can't usually eat it." Flying in the sky, Xuannu pointed to a large peach source below, pursed her red lips and said.

Xu Luo put his hands behind his back, and looked like an old cadre going to the countryside to inspect: "I'll let you eat every day in the future." ”

"Hey, you think this is eating you." Xuannu raced the car for a while, but her face turned red after speaking.

Xu Luo complained mercilessly: "You blushed and made a bubble teapot, and you still think you are a fairy with ice and jade?" It's all old Si Ji, less pretending to be pure. ”

"Phew! This fairy has mana, and I can be a virgin every day! "The Xuannu has a white jade neck.

Xu Luo's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Then say that, can't I ...... every day?"

"Get out!" Xuannu dispelled his thoughts, and then led him to the next place: "This is Yue Lao's residence, na, do you see, the white-bearded old man with the red thread below is Yue Lao." ”

"Let's go down and have a look." Xu Luo said, and without waiting for the Xuannu to respond, he took the lead in flying down: "Yue Lao." ”

"Oops!" Yue Lao, who was concentrating on pulling the red line, was startled by the sudden voice, and looked back at Xu Luo with a puzzled look: "Are you ......?"

He didn't have Xu Luo in his memory.

"He's the new god of wealth." The Xuannu floated down and stood beside Xu Luo to introduce her.

"Has the God of Wealth been replaced?" Yue Lao mourned in silence for the former God of Wealth, and then congratulated with a smile: "Congratulations, congratulations, I will be an official in the same dynasty in the future, and I will often come and go." ”

"When I first arrived, I had to take care of the old age." Xu Luo said, walking to the pile of red lines: "This is the marriage line of the world." ”

"Yes, it's a man here, and it's a woman here." Yue Lao pointed to two stones, and then picked up a red thread to demonstrate to Xu Luo: "Insert the man's end into the woman's, and you'll be able to pull it." ”

After inserting it, he slapped his forehead again and said: "It's over, it's over, it's wrong again, these two are brothers and sisters!" ”

Xu Luo: "............"

Someone in the mortal world is going to Germany to see orthopedics.

Therefore, a small mistake by the gods in their work is a great harm to mortals.

"After work, why don't you have a meal together?" Yue Lao is just a simple remorse, and it is as if nothing happened.

Xu Luo pointed to the red line he had just made a mistake and asked, "Don't you need to change it back if you make a mistake?" ”

"What to change, I'm too lazy to change, this shows that God will do so." Yue Lao didn't care, he was already off work, and invited Xu Luo: "Let's go and drink tea first, and leave the work for tomorrow." ”

One day in the sky, one year on the earth, wait for you to change it tomorrow, and the pair of brothers and sisters in the mortal world have already held the baby.

The current Heavenly Court is really too loose, Xu Luo decided that he became the Jade Emperor to change this situation of lazy government and dereliction of duty, and he really fished every day with an iron rice bowl and was not afraid of unemployment, which was simply unreasonable.

Well, when the time comes, he's the only one in the whole court who can loosen up, and everyone else will roll up for me.

What is 996, he wants to formulate 007!

"If you are busy first, we won't disturb your work." Xu Luo and Xuannu said goodbye and left.

The two of them walked around a few more places, and finally came to the Moon Palace, and as soon as they got closer, they heard the sound of nailing trees felling, because it was too deserted here, so the sound of cutting trees was particularly obvious.

I saw a shirtless young man holding an axe to chop a laurel.

"He is Wu Gang, a lumberjack, who is specifically responsible for cutting laurel, and most of the buildings in Heavenly Court are built with laurel." Xuannu pointed to the young man and introduced.

"Huh?" Xu Luo was stunned for a moment, then blinked his eyes and asked, "In myths and legends, wasn't he punished for cutting down trees here because he made a mistake?" ”

"Yes, he was demoted to a lumberjack because he made a mistake." Xuannu nodded as a matter of course, and further explained: "When he was playing pai gow with the Four Heavenly Kings, he secretly changed cards and was caught, and several people fought, he cut off a pillar in the Jade Emperor's palace, and then he was sent here to cut down the tree, and asked him to cut all the laurels, but the laurels were long and long, and he couldn't cut them at all." ”

"Cards don't work." Xu Luo shook his head, and then asked curiously, "Didn't the Four Heavenly Kings get punished?" After all, it's a hands-on exercise. ”

"Of course there is, otherwise why do you think that their four heavenly kings are so famous, why would they be reduced to going to the gate?" Xuannu pursed her lips and shrugged.

Xu Luo: "............"

Good guys, I see.

The last time he was so speechless was last time.

"Humph!" When Wu Gang heard her words, he glared at her angrily, and continued to bury his head in cutting trees, with more strength, as if he was cutting a Xuannu.

"I said who was chattering outside, it turned out that Sister Xuannu was back." A cold and ethereal female voice sounded, and a graceful fairy flew out with a rabbit in her arms.

"Long time no see, wow, let me rua your bunny." Xuannu's eyes lit up as she stared at the fluffy rabbit in Chang'e's arms, and she grabbed her ears and mentioned that she was ravaged in her arms.

The fat face of the jade rabbit was made by the Xuannu rua with various expressions, and it looked loveless.

Xu Luo stared at Chang'e's snow-white rabbit, he also wanted to rua, but Chang'e definitely didn't allow it.

"This is ......" Chang'e tightened the outer tulle to cover her chest, and looked at Xu Luo suspiciously.

If Wu Gang looked at her like that, she would have smacked him with a cold face, but Xu Luo was so handsome, she didn't mind, but was proud that she was big enough.

"Oh, I almost forgot." The Xuannu, who was fascinated by rabbits, remembered that Xu Luo was still there, and hurriedly introduced Chang'e: "This is the new God of Wealth Xu Luo." ”

"I see." A look of surprise flashed in Chang'e's eyes, and she pursed her lips and smiled: "I've seen the God of Wealth." ”

This is the first time in so many years that the position of an immortal has been topped, so it is inevitable that you will be surprised.

"Why don't you go in and sit down, just try the osmanthus cake I made." Chang'e smiled and invited the two.

Xu Luo agreed: "Then bother." ”

"Don't bother, my Moon Palace is also very cold on weekdays, and it's rare to have guests." Chang'e smiled charmingly, turned around and led the way in front.

Xuannu followed behind with a rabbit in her arms, and secretly transmitted a message to Xu Luo: "Don't think about this, Chang'e is famous for her coldness, Marshal Tianpeng, Jade Emperor, and Wu Gang have all beaten her ideas one after another, but they have not succeeded." ”

Heavenly Court forbids immortals to fall in love.

However, it is not forbidden to double cultivate immortals.

"No matter how cold a woman is, her body is warm." Xu Luo replied without changing his face.

And as far as the Jade Emperor, Marshal Tianpeng, and Wu Gang are rotten garlic, one looks better than the other and is sorry for the audience, so can it be compared to his jade-faced Xiaolangjun?

"Then you can try it, she has been widowed for thousands of years and has not touched a man, and she is very determined."

"Think about it from a different angle, which shows that she has been dry for thousands of years, and it is easier to provoke."

Xuannu actually thinks it's so reasonable.

The two followed Chang'e into the Moon Palace and took a seat, and then Chang'e ordered someone to bring osmanthus stuffed flowers and osmanthus cakes.

Xu Luo feels that the greatest joy of being an immortal is to eat better than the world, it is really delicious.

After sitting in the Moon Palace for a while, Xu Luo and Xuannu said goodbye, the coming day is long, the coming day is long.

At least he made Chang'e laugh just now and made a good impression on her, and he will be able to go further next time.

Back at the God of Wealth Mansion, Xu Luo couldn't wait to play poker with Xuannu, and halfway through the game, Xuannu turned into Chang'e's appearance, and the poker became more intense.

This woman is really getting better at playing.

It is not in vain Xu Luo's painstaking cultivation in the mortal world.

…………………

As an official of not low grade, the God of Wealth naturally has a car, a car he doesn't know what brand it is, but he only looks at the appearance of a high-imitation Mercedes-Benz.

This is handmade by the craftsman Luban.

Early the next morning, Xu Luo got up, put on his official uniform and drove to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to attend the court meeting.

Along the way, you will encounter a variety of mounts, and there are simply a variety of flying swords with strange shapes.

The parking lot is just outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and all kinds of strange things can be parked, and after parking their mounts, the immortals get out of the car and greet each other.

"Eh, Erlang God, who is that person."

"I don't know, there's a new person in heaven?"

"I know that god, called Xu Luo, is the new God of Wealth, and the Jade Emperor will announce it in a while." Yue Lao answered everyone's doubts.

Everyone suddenly realized that the pot exploded at the same time.

"Has the God of Wealth been replaced?"

"Didn't he only descend for 300 years?"

"Is there still a place for him here?"

What's the difference between this and a dismissal?

The gods will inevitably die and be sad, after all, today the God of Wealth can be replaced, so what about themselves tomorrow?

No, this outlet can't be opened.

After opening their iron rice bowl, it will be unstable.

The gods glanced at each other, but they were all silent, only the smug Yue Lao didn't notice that something was wrong.

"The Jade Emperor has a will, and the gods enter the temple!"

With a shout, all the gods and immortals stepped on the steps in an orderly manner and walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and the Jade Emperor had already sat upright, playing with a fairy peach in his hand.

"See the Jade Emperor." The gods worshipped.

"No courtesy." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, then pointed at Xu Luo and said, "Who is that, you come out." ”

"The minister is here." Xu Luo walked to the middle of the main hall.

The Jade Emperor looked at everyone and said: "The God of Windfall is busy with work, so he can't temporarily replace the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth is not here during this time, he is the God of Wealth." ”

"Your Majesty! Never! Li Jing, the king of Tota, was the first to come out, and said to the Jade Emperor with a serious face: "He is not a big mistake in the God of Wealth, but he was punished to the mortal world to cultivate for three hundred years, and now there is a new God of Wealth, what should he do when he comes back?" ”

"Yes, I hope Your Majesty will take back your life!"

"It's a matter of priesthood, you can't be hasty, Your Majesty!"

Other immortals also echoed one after another, they were not targeting Xu Luo, but to put an end to this phenomenon.

In the past, their god positions were as stable as Mount Tai, and it was common for them to be degraded to everything, but even if they went down to earth, they still retained, but now once they are degraded to the earth, there is a risk of unemployment, who can agree to this?

Therefore, this matter must not be precedent.

Xu Luo watched coldly, hum, Gan Linniang, wait for Lao Tzu to become the Jade Emperor, let you all roll into burritos.

"Presumptuous! No jokes! Are you trying to make Your Majesty go back on your word? Do you still have His Majesty in your eyes? The god of windfall jumped out and buttoned their hats.

Li Jing glared angrily: "Windfall God you ......"

"Stop, stop!" Seeing that he was about to quarrel again, the Jade Emperor's head was big, so he hurriedly interrupted and said: "I have already thought about the problem you are worried about, so in the future, the God of Wealth will become a rotation system, first by Xu Luo for three hundred years, and when the God of Wealth comes back, he will be the one for another three hundred years." ”

"This ......" The gods were still not satisfied, but looking at the Jade Emperor's impatient expression, they all knew that whoever spoke again at this time would anger him, so they shut up.

However, everyone is secretly vigilant, they can't be degraded to the earth, and the God of Wealth is a lesson from the past.

"Okay, if you have something to do, you can play early, and you have nothing to retreat."

The Jade Emperor said with a look of interest.

There are gods who report the serious economic problems of inflation in the prefecture.

An immortal reported a drought somewhere in the Nether.

There are immortals......

In the end, I don't know why, Erlang God and Nezha quarreled and passed the buck to each other, and finally developed into a big shot, and the Jade Emperor shouted happily: "It's open!" It's time to open the market! ”

Other immortals swarmed up to press.

Xu Luo felt sympathy for such a group of immortals on the heads of the people in the world, and worshiped such a group of things every day, it was strange that it was useful, no wonder the world cut down mountains and temples, and swept away all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.

"Why, you're bored too." Accompanied by the fragrant wind, a familiar voice sounded behind him.

Xu Luo turned his head to see that it was Chang'e, and he pretended to be disappointed and sighed and said, "I came to be an immortal to benefit the people, but I never thought about it...... Ridiculous! ”

It turns out that Chang'e is so good.

"The gods of the Heavenly Court have been at ease for too long." After Chang'e finished speaking, she invited, "Do you want to sit with me again?" ”

"It's an honor." Xu Luo smiled slightly.

Then the two walked first, and a group of gambling dogs behind them were noisy, and the god of windfall was also the one who barked the most fiercely, because he was in charge of windfall.

On the way to the Moon Palace, Xu Luoda talked to Chang'e about his ideals of benefiting the people, as well as his disappointment with the status quo of the Heavenly Court.

This is called the right medicine.

What kind of man does she like.

Xu Luo can pretend to be anything.

Chang'e listened to the beautiful eyes rippling, compared to the group of old salted fish in the heavenly court, the enterprising and high-spirited Xu Luo undoubtedly made her silent heart lake ripple.

"You are so bold, you dare to talk about the Jade Emperor behind your back, you are not afraid that I will sue you?" Chang'e suddenly had a small face, and said pretending to be threatening.

"Of course not." Xu Luo showed a harmless smile: "Because I grew up listening to Sister Chang'e's story, I knew that you were a good-hearted and beautiful god when we met for the first time, how could you sue me, sister, did you say yes." ”

"I'm not that good." Chang'e was a little embarrassed by Xu Luo's praise, touched her face and said.

Xu Luo suddenly took her hand and said earnestly: "My sister is a hundred times better than what I said." ”

"Yikes! What are you doing. Chang'e suddenly panicked, looking left and right: "Let go of me!" If someone sees it, it's bad, and you'll be impeached! ”

"I want to pursue the road with my sister in double cultivation." Xu Luo is a straightforward person, not to mention that Chang'e is a young woman who has been married, and she has lived for so many years, she has never seen anything, and it is useless to play any small tricks.

It's better to invite her to double cultivate directly, after all, the gods don't value the skin so much, otherwise the Xuannu wouldn't let him succeed so easily.

The dual cultivation of the spirit and soul is the most intimate relationship.

The dual cultivation of the flesh is just a temporary pleasure.

Chang'e broke free of her hand and took a sip: "Phew, it's only been a day that you can't help revealing your true form, what are you and me, hmph, that's it for today." ”

The voice fell, and he twisted his waist and flew away first.

Xu Luo was not disappointed, because he had already seen the signs of success, and Chang'e did not refuse sternly, that is, to give him hope, and if there is hope, there is direction.

He flew back to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, waited for the windfall god to come out in the parking lot, and then discussed the plan to implement the blood donation activity.

The god of windfall wants to drag.

After all, he really didn't want to be deliberately beaten to serious injury.

(End of chapter)